Bazooka Joe

Hmm ... the Tote End? oh yeh, that old dump. That half-finished stand that must have been built on a very low-budget (bit like where they are today) We marched in, terrorised them and took it over - no fuss, no bovver. As for that muppet - Windass by name, windass by nature. The gas! the gas!... gotta get rid of the gas!

Pardon?

Sounds like a good plan. Let's go for it!

Anyone know the last time we came back and won from two goals down at half-time? More importantly, anyone know a miracle-worker?

That explains all those nasty stains on the Rajani trackie bottoms that you and your over-excited friends wear. Whatever turns you on. Need another tissue?

Well I never! Quite surprised. Very pleased. Respect to Steve Cotterell and the team. Excellent result.

Probably, the first open top bus parade where the those on the bus outnumbered the inbreds in the street. A PR disaster! Humiliated by national press. Another huge own goal by the sorry Sags.

82ers? Nah! We're the 8-2ers .

What a way to celebr8 getting promoted and being Champions.

Ashton G8!

OK Steve, we get the message.... you're a winner. So why the FCK are you letting such a useless bunch of losers wear our proud club's shirt?

It was the Sheffield Utd result and performance that finally condemned him. The decision has been made. No going back now. We'll never know if O'Driscoll would have saved us or taken us down. But from what I've seen we were going down. Good luck to the new bloke. If he avoids relegation he'll be a hero.

We'll find out soon enough.