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6 minutes ago, 22A said:

Don't laugh too much. As for the second comment; if we're only 35 years old, they are only three.

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/10606/help-me-comeback-head

I'm being taunted by my s**thead brother in law about last night's attendance and wanted some away support stats to prove how much better our away following is that the s**ts. Can anyone help please

Yeah, wanted some stats to prove how sh** their away support is and show that our fans are loyal and stick through thick and thin. And i think a dean windass reference and the fact they are only a 35 year old club anyway

The Pikey actually had to get help for a comeback I can think of about 1000 things to say about their glorified non league club on the top of my head

41 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

8,363 (including 91 from Fleetwood). I'll just leave this here.

Woeful.

Not sure what's more embarrassing, the fact the blue few have been accused of racism (again) or that dreadful statement which reads like a comment from slagchat.

Have the dirty gurt shiteds been blamed yet for yet another racial incident at the "family club"? 

Getting sick of odowda coming on and contributing nothing to games. Really struggling to see what he offers.

Even better Charltons goal didn't even cross the line.. Hope you're enjoying your week Sags  

3 hours ago, Bonkey Dollocks said:

As City fans, we've been treated to some excellent laughs over the last couple of days.

The non-stadium debacle is very amusing indeed, but take time to spare a thought for those less fortunate than ourselves.

With relations between R****s and UWE breaking down, prospective new students may never again get the chance to laugh so heartily at the g*s as they did at last year's freshers' fair...

I completely forgot about the whiteboard  

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Slagchat in meltdown. What a beautiful site. 

4 hours ago, bluebutterfly said:

I was just trying to be nice before and not mention the "you know what"  

35 years a league club.. or 2 years a league club.. and let's be honest if your club had any shred of decency you wouldn't even be  a Bristol based club. 

1 hour ago, miagsygas said:

You're ahead of us on most things I'd agree, but I'd take our gaffer over yours every single day.

Don't disagree, however at least our gaffer had the balls to manage at a higher level. It seems Clarke is a bit shit scared to take the next step in his career.

7 hours ago, bluebutterfly said:

Its all good fun i guess?

It was a laugh looking on here when every man and his dog were fuming that your owner wouldnt sack little lee.

So funny reading those posts and i think there was a 3 page thread on gaschat laughing about it.

Just 397 pages behind your thread! you gotta laugh havnt you?

You had a 10 page thread the other week furiously discussing one of our new signings.. 

I don't know why you're trying to convince yourself you're not completely obsessed over City, your clubs only ambition is to play us in a competitive game.

6 minutes ago, Cider_boy said:

Tinpot

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/hundreds-bristol-rovers-fans-descend-254838

Looks like the usual exaggeration of numbers!

Their home kit this season looks even more shite than previous seasons.. what's with the plane

19 hours ago, finbarr_in_z said:

Inherent racism at the Mem? 

https://thebristolcable.org/2017/07/rovers-against-racism-enough/

Probably applies to most clubs to be honest. Good read mind.

Sorry, just pissed myself laughing at the first sentence..

"Bristol Rovers just had their most successful season for 17 years,"

10th.. in league 1, losing to another non league side in the fa cup.. tinpot..

17 hours ago, bluebutterfly said:

437 pages and counting,a massive thread about my club bristol rovers!

What a funny backhanded compliment that is,with no equivalent on the gaschat rovers forum and when i quickly looked on forums of other local rivals like liverpool/everton i simply couldnt find anything quite like this.

" only one team in bristol"   except we like to talk non stop everyday about bristol rovers and we read their forum and quote it word for word on here almost as if there were in fact 2 teams in bristol,weird!!

Some post about rovers virtually everyday on here it seems?

Maybe its the relegation haunted faces you clearly see on you city fans faces  as you prepare for yet another battle against the drop despite spending god only knows how much money on under performing players or perhaps its the spectre of bristol rovers amazing progress under darrell clarke that has brought this rovers obsessed forum to produce this strange thread?

Not sure,you tell me but its hilarious so please keep on posting and thanks for the interest in my wonderful club.

Hello Bluebutterfly, great name, by the way.

The only time gaschat has over 10 comments on a post is when Bristols longest standing football league team is being furiously discussed with bitter and resentment. 

But please, enjoy posting around OTIB, see on this forum we allow you Neanderthals pikeys horse punchers  rovers fans to post on here.

I seem to remember they were extremely giddy when our U23's lost 2-0 to Torquay.. I assume friendly results mean nothing now..

6 minutes ago, Wanderingred said:

Apparently, they are going to average 15k in League 1 when the UWE gets built....

 

"Difference is we averaged over 9k in a shitty stadium -- I believe "when" we get our new ground we have the potential to have a 15 k average. ( as long as we,re playing well )"

Bless them. Since they stole the minimal over 20 years ago they've averaged a 9k attendance once. Wait until they hit a rocky patch again they'll be down to 6k crowds quicker than you can say pikeys.

Being called plastic by a club owned by a Jordinan who supports Chelsea who are doing everything in their power to move out of Bristol (again), with the dream of being funded by his daddy and his dodgy billions millions thousands. Did I mention they're only a Bristol based club now because they stole the a stadium from another sporting team?

We've only been in our spiritual home since 1904, only got the Bristolian born owner. But Yep us gurt shiteds are da plastic ones. 

Just now, steviestevieneville said:

They probably made that up

Yeah, I highly doubt their season ticket sales are that low..

20 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Did someone mention top deck?

Even the open top bus isn't full! Not a slaghead in sight. But greatest fans blah blah FTG 

7 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

On the same day we sign a new striker for 5.3 million Rovers have a bid turned down by Peterborough for Luke James, the same Luke James that was meant to be the replacement for Matty Taylor last season when he came on loan and ended up scoring 0 in 23.... 

14 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

So they can all be secretly reading OTIB instead of watching the game....

They would love quicker access to our scores, goal updates of our games on their score board isn't enough..

15 minutes ago, WTFiGO!?! said:

There seems to be a back story to the strange anecdote, it was some in-joke lost on me.

Then someone else made up some crap about having Joe Jordan's face painted in the famous quarters and that he literally cried about it.  Presumably this was further demonstration of sag wit.

In amongst the nonsense there was a post about tortoises and hares, building a house with firm foundations, how one day they'll have greater attendances than us, the gap will be no more etc etc.  Apparently in our heart of hearts we know this is true.  Presumably this was a joke post lost on me as well but I couldn't tell for sure.  It may just have been serious.

They really are the weirdest fan base in football. I wonder where it comes from? Maybe they're all secretly massively embarrassed about they way their club turned out and this is how they hide it? Any ideas?

1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

Article in the Post about the cheapest way for them to get to their away games . 

I haven't copied the text just a photo .

 

Bloody hell, think of the poor horses.