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spot on Mr A.

Andy Cole has suddenly remembered that he used to play for City. Well done lads ,good performance and you can be proud yourselves against a team that is seventh in the premiership. Now let's move on and up !

John Cleese ?

Hopefully the last time for a long time that we play Stwatthorpe .

Brilliant result .This team are winners .

Surely they mean 30000 ?

Curbishley's favourite board game .

"I am in Lincoln at the moment. " your sex life does n't concern us ,thank you .

Wholemeal.

Anchor made with sow's milk !

Easy JET !

Sounds like we are all over them and JET's "on fire" ( not literally i hope ! )

Silky .

Listening on RB does JET posess any skills that are n't "silky " ?

You mistakenly used "JET" and "Run" in the same sentence !

Source ?

No Kane ,no gain !

It's nice to know that in the festive spirit that everyone has forgiven that "cretinous pillock who should have his testicles nailed to a plank and left out in the desert to suffer the most horrendous agonies known to mankind " like i have. Only jesting Kachina ,you carry on mate .Happy Christmas to you and your ,cough ,contacts !

I believe Aizoon bet on Crewe as a sort of curse on them .This evidently backfired and his small consolation will be the Judas money which will not make his whiskey taste any better .

Crewe seem there for the taking .

Ref sounds way out of his depth .

Its the front of the thigh. An injury is when a part of the body is broken.

Bryan injured ,on official site .

I know lots of things that you don't know.