4 minutes ago, Lrrr said:

Be interesting to hear how many people have got it as they’ve said they can’t fill a squad 

With their strength in depth they'll probably have to field two keepers!

On 21/11/2020 at 19:03, Sheltons Army said:

Ahhhhhh .......the old ‘Alex Ferguson one’...

 

Manager loses first game ................compare to Sir Alex Ferguson......

Yep that’s it .........

Alex Ferguson was in charge of one of the biggest football clubs in the world, not some tinpot sunday pub team without a pot to piss in, playing in front of temporary gazebos with plastic garden chairs! Deluded isn't the word!

On 22/11/2020 at 08:25, Banned User said:

PT will be seen as the biggest mistake made the board when we get relegated this season. Need to get rid of him asap.It was a knee jerk decision getting rid of BG and the same applies to the appointment of PT

Paul Trollope

Agent Tis. The right man for the job....

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4 hours ago, phantom said:

Bristol Rovers confirm appointment of Shithead as next manager

Sheeeeeeeeeeed’ead!

21 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Here’s the shortlist for the job 

Michael Flynt

Raul Tisdale

Donny Cawley

Steve Catteril

Keith Hull 

looks almost pretty impressive to me .

And his first signing will be Timmy Abraham 

16 hours ago, Moments of Pleasure said:

Ben:

You're always running here and there (here and there)

You feel you're not wanted over there (over there)

If you ever look behind (that grotto)

And don't like what you find (do not touch, or pick it up)

There's something you should know 

You've got a place to go

And that place is AG and OTIBs. 

 

Ben:

Most Few people would turn you away (you away)

We don't listen to a word they say (it's all LIES and bullsh1t)

They don't see you as we do (one win in twenty two)

We wish they would try to

We're sure you'd win again (they'd think again)

If they had a coach like Ben,

You are a one (win; given a penalty and/or a red card for the opposition) in ten,

You've got a friend in us.

 

We love you, Ben. Not "let's sleep in the same bed" love, just .... you know .....

Great effort!

I’ve had a pop too....

Ben, you won’t be blaming refs no more

Now that Wally’s shoved you out the door

No free signings or a loan

Or fans that love to moan

No red cards you will see

Or dodgy penalty 

(Or dodgy penalty)

Ben, that ground looked like a big fun fair

(Big fun fair)

Tents and Lady Gardens everywhere

(Everywhere)

Their fans are one of a kind

As big as West Ham...mind!

But thousands never show

They can’t be arsed to go

(They can’t be arsed to go)

They always say “Woe is me”

Check our score....constantly

They always say “**** City”

Whilst riddled with jealousy 

Ben, the Gas are Tinpot anyway

(Anyway)

Won’t be “Coming for us” any day

(Any day)

They don’t think you had a clue

They’re heading for League Two

Then con-fer-ence again

All the City fans love Ben

(Legend)

Bye Ben

(Legend)

Bye Ben

Ben Garner was doomed to be successful when his ambition was to get the Sags playing football, just like Martin Dobson.

They need someone who wants to grow the grass long in the corners, get in a 6ft plus cart horse (as long as they don’t punch him) and go route one all day long.

That way they can hope to hoof their way around League One for an extra season or two before heading off back down towards their rightful home in the Conference where they become AFC Bristol Rovers 1883 (2015) FC

His record was superb. He was doing an excellent job....

Happy Gap Day. 20 years coming for us via the Non-League.

#MTG20

13 minutes ago, pride of the west said:

I see they're one step closer to becoming Barcelona of league one after signing the Turkish Messi.

What happened to their Jordanian International Mustapha Bin Ali Dia?

Bristol Rovers taken over by Gazillionaire Jordanians making them the 6th richest club in the country

The deal for the sale of 'on its arse' ragbag outfit Bristol Rovers to Middle-eastern football novices – the Al-Qadi family – has been completed.

It has been confirmed that current chairman Nick "Watertight" Higgs will 'leg it' pronto out of the back door and it is expected that all directors at the club will also disappear without trace.

The Al-Qadis, based in Jordan, had been in contact with Higgs since the autumn enquiring over the acquisition of the club. The senior figure of the family Abdulkader Al-Qadi founded the Arab Jordan Investment Bank in 1978, one of Jordan’s central banks that holds assets valued at £1.05bn by Forbes (2012) and a hundred thousand million billion quid by this pair of deluded drivel spouting bed wetters :-

Captain Pugwash and Semen Staines - Unlucky Da Shit!

Abdulkader Al-Qadi has three sons, the youngest of which, Wael (of fortune), is set to have the main involvement in implementing the Al-Qadi’s plan for the Gas in his role as President of Bristol Rovers.

Wael Al-Qadi was responsible for the campaign promoting the candidacy of FIFA Presidential hopeful and fellow Jordanian HRH Prince Ali Bin Al Hussein. The Prince is firmly expected to win next Friday’s FIFA election to held in Zurich.

In Bristol meanwhile, Wael Al-Qadi expressed his immediate ideas for the club, starting with manager Darrell Clarke.

“We will support Darrell by acquiring free transfers of journeymen and rejects from Poundland,” Al-Qadi said at a press conference.

He added: “We are here to build tents. We want this club to be like a circus in every aspect.

“We are here for the long term to cause maximum damage. We have no interest in leaving at all. These things take time you see. Do you like my watch?

“When we purchased the club we knew about the stadium issue so we mortgaged it to the hilt.

“Bristol Rovers has always been jokingly labelled as a family club and it is my family’s wish to install some cheap plastic garden chairs and sell fake fanta and out of date crisps.”

The outgoing and now less than watertight Chairman Nick Higgs expressed his relief at getting out of the tinpot club he had been taking backwards quicker than Marti McFly in a DeLorean. He was unavailable for comment on the club’s future in the hands of its new owners. His mobile was switched off and was jetting off to the Caribbean.

“Not my problem,” said Higgs when he eventually returned from a 6 month exile with a tan George Hamilton would be "prowed" of and certain to spark racist outbursts from the horse-punching faithful and true.

“At the end of the day, we have found the right people to turn the club into a village of tents and a complete laughing stock with everything done on the cheap and we cannot wait to see what gifts they provide the Ted's for their Bristol Rovers Dustbin Thread from here on,” Higgs concluded.

Roger Malone says it.....One Team in Bristol

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52 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

WTF is this they have produced

Always laughing at 82ers?

Setting fire to the bus stop, reporting it to the EFL or smothering it in shit is hardly laughing is it?

Sounds very very bitter to me?

The gift.

20 days to go until 20 years of gap minding. Yes two entire decades of shadow living for the not so faithful and true.

Mind The Gap

2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Ahh, the old ‘City fans spitting all over everyone’ myth, they love that one.

Dirty Slaghead hypocrites.

More bitter than a keg of Tetley's!

Good old Snake. He'll be welcome back at the Gate for many years to come.

£300k pass to Korey Smith.....

10 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

 

Looks more up together than the Mem. Wael of Fortune might want to get his team of 'Consultants' along to get some ideas.

The full version....

At least he's finally being honest

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1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Probably as good a time as any to remind ourselves about their cringy efforts at ‘Mind the Gap’ 

Right before they got a new tent!

The gift...

 

 

Always jumping the gun.

Remind me, was that the new tent with the 'Ghost' Row M?

It's a bottomless pit of gift provision.

Priceless...like their squad.

16 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

So what happened to their ‘dustbin thread’ about us on Slagchat?

The thread that popped up after we lost a few games and quickly racked up 20 odd pages full of mutants stroking themselves about how we had apparently become ‘the gift’?

Strange...

Wish they would stop trying to copy us.

Same with their videos, but of their latest journeyman or youth undisclosed fee / free / cast off / loan signing.

Everything they do is a 'Budget' version.

They embarrass themselves.

Can't wait to see them try to emulate a new player on the roof......of the tent. That should end well.

1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

This guy gets it .

’ 
But we are a laughing stock.

As a gas head it would hurt me bitterly to own this club and keep a man in charge with 2 wins in a calendar year to the point that even national media have picked up on it because it’s so unusual. 

Wael has paid off the debt and fair play, but these are unusual circumstances and I feel he needs to be grilled by Geoff so he can explain to supporters exactly what justification there is for continuing to employ a man who not only cannot win a game as long as he has got a hole in his arse but who insults the fan’s intelligence along with it.

We are a joke of a club, no other club in the league would tolerate a win ratio of less than 10% over half a seasons worth of games‘ 

 

Yep. They know it!

They’ve known it for years!

On the contrary, it’s what success looks like....roaring success!

5 hours ago, BS15_RED said:

 

Northampton have Sixfields

Rovers have Sixfingers....on each hand

This bloke got his eyes closed.....

Is this the same bloke as this one from a few years back?