Romanian guy goes for a job on a cruiseliner.
Any experience of work on boats the captain asks?
No says the Romanian, none whatsoever but im very very honest.
Can you work in a kitchen?
Ive never cooked in my life he says, but again im very very honest.
Captain decides to give him a start.
They are out at sea and the shiphand had given the Romanian guy the job off mopping the deck.
Anyway this big wave comes and sweeps the Romanian overboard.
The shiphand runs to the captain.
Captain he says you know that new guy the Romanian?
Oh the honest one said the captain?
Well hes just swam off with the mop said the chargehand.