SecretSam

Yeah, maybe "rely" is a bit strong...?

Because many of us aren't local, so we rely on it

FTFY

Maybe he's got a twin

I must say, although it's utterly disgusting that Chelski aren't in their blue kit, that yellow kit is quite nice.

Earlier on, the commentators were whining about Liverpool having to play 9 games in 31 days. FFS. Standard stuff for us...

Sorry, but Scottish football is tinpot.

Listening on the radio. **** me, Dion Dublin is a nob. Adds nothing.

Are there any teenage boys left on Guernsey?

Wycombe. I live nearby!

Noooo.

I can't, but I have met lots of people from Leeds. C**ts.

When's the new jersey out? ?

Someone who can spell?

Mate, bummer. I'd wish you a speedy recovery, but... it's not. Stay strong! Are you releasing her?!

Xmas at best with an ACL.

Hi Ben, gathered up all mine, just need an address???

Oh look, a right-wing rag making up bollocks to wind people up against an imaginary enemy. Who'd have thought it. Surprised they didn't slip in immigrants somehow.

It's a football shirt. Not Sunday best.

I never liked the purple and lime anyway, but it's become a bit stale. I'd like a properly yellow away kit, for a change. Or a white-out kit, that would be cool.

Towler?

I don't think for one minute we could afford him

I was just commenting on the Post that a number of them might benefit from a loan - L1, FGR or Exeter, as both are now up and local(-ish)? Cheltenham, too. Benarous is a tricky one, he has plenty of ability, but probably is still a bit ragged for the Championship? Others who've seen more might have a different view.

What do you win if you get all 11?

Late to the party, as usual ?