easton boy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Good old Football Rumours. when you ain't having a great day, you can always go on there and have a good laugh "Leee trundle is going to be moving to Everton in replacement of andrew Johnson for £10 million pound movwe as andrew Johnson is moving to his homecity of Aston Villa." Which one of you little buggers put that one one there eh? Thanks for the laugh, I now need to go and change my under crackers as I have P d myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Good old Football Rumours. when you ain't having a great day, you can always go on there and have a good laugh "Leee trundle is going to be moving to Everton in replacement of andrew Johnson for £10 million pound movwe as andrew Johnson is moving to his homecity of Aston Villa." Which one of you little buggers put that one one there eh? Thanks for the laugh, I now need to go and change my under crackers as I have P d myself. :rofl2br: They really will print anything £10 Mil for trunds and a move to a prem team in europe, that'll be the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton boy Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 :rofl2br: They really will print anything £10 Mil for trunds and a move to a prem team in europe, that'll be the day. Yes NO way is he worth a penny over £6m Although, not similar in value, Ralph Milne to Man U anyone??? - football is a STRANGE beast, sometimes defying ALL logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 why waste space on here with crap like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton boy Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 why waste space on here with crap like this? Sorry Rocky, because I thought it was funny. I thought that it was obvious in the Topic description it wasn't a "serious" rumour. BTW where has your lovely avatar gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cider mad Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I have posted a rumour on the site hopefully will be printed tomorrow, if they do print it they'll prove that they are ####ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton boy Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 I have posted a rumour on the site hopefully will be printed tomorrow, if they do print it they'll prove that they are ####ing stupid I think that you can see from this topic - they clearly will. However......if you really want a challenge......make up a rumour VERY believable (not like the numpty that posted this rumour), and see how long it takes for the National Press to pick it up or Stockhausen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cider mad Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 ok consider it done kazim-richards to stoke me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton boy Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 ok consider it done kazim-richards to stoke me thinks D'oh - silly boy. Don't you know the first thing about Journalism in Bristol. taken from A. Stocks notepad 1 - look at football rumours.com 2 - Look on OTIB for local news as it is always correct. See - Mr Stockhausen has already contacted the Stoke Evil Post for a "breaking" story. Now do it again but don't tell anyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cider mad Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laner Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 D'oh - silly boy. Don't you know the first thing about Journalism in Bristol. taken from A. Stocks notepad 1 - look at football rumours.com 2 - Look on OTIB for local news as it is always correct. See - Mr Stockhausen has already contacted the Stoke Evil Post for a "breaking" story. Now do it again but don't tell anyone!!! You forgot the '... and find some link with spending time in prison' part?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I have just sent three or four interesting ones to them.. Wonder if they will get posted.. Scotty moving to Wales??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b2x1y Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Noble off to Manchester United. The deal includes a combination of cash + players. Rumored players to included in this deal is French Duo, Luis Saha and Mikaël Silvestre and an undisclosed amount of cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Wow :noexpression: ...We really need some proper news don't we? ....the natives are getting restless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealing Robin Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ive added my "belivable" rumor for tomorow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcshorey Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 just posted this one to see if its true: 'Gary Johnson is to leave Bristol City as manager to act as prime minister in Zimbabwe with Robert Mugabe being appointed as manager of the westcountry side.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easton boy Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 just posted this one to see if its true: 'Gary Johnson is to leave Bristol City as manager to act as prime minister in Zimbabwe with Robert Mugabe being appointed as manager of the westcountry side.' hmmm. I think even I would smell a rat with that one. Actually we are onto something here. If we continually bombard football rumours with ABSOLUTE LIEs like the good one above (no offence shorey) they might actually start to employ some sort of editorial process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sdc1978 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 George W Bush for next England manager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ffs you lot. Lee aint going no where. He will prove his worth in 2008/2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonreds Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I think that you can see from this topic - they clearly will. However......if you really want a challenge......make up a rumour VERY believable (not like the numpty that posted this rumour), and see how long it takes for the National Press to pick it up or Stockhausen..... what like orr to man utd in swap for gary neville who,s comming here as player coach not great but some mug might believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcshorey Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 this one has more substance: "Bristol City are recruiting from their extensive celebrity fan-base. Last night, american singer Jon Bon Jovi was at Ashton Gate to be revealed as the robins latest signing. 23,000 people flocked to see him don the city shirt. Sadly Bon Jovi thought he got lost somewhere on the highway and had stumbled into a gig. He hasn't been seen since though reports claim he's know thinking of changing nationality to English in order to play under rob andrews at twickenham." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidNoble Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Trundle is staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I sent them: Cardiff want Murray on a season long loan. Hull want Orr - 2 million plus Windass.. But Orr wants more than one season in the prem so has turned them down.. GJ has enquired about Becks coming on loan from LA Galaxy Plus another I cant remember, but it was abit far fetched.. If they put them on the site then it proves how stupid they are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b2x1y Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 just posted this one to see if its true: 'Gary Johnson is to leave Bristol City as manager to act as prime minister in Zimbabwe with Robert Mugabe being appointed as manager of the westcountry side.' - City to receive £100,000,000 for the successful capture of Osam Bin Laden! Any1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Squirrel Kingdom Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I can't remember which site I posted it on, but I wrote that Deco was going to Accrington Stanley for a tenner and a crate of Boddingtons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grandad48 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 If only it could be true, it would be like winning the lottery, Still we can dream I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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