Guest Gary Johnsons left nut Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tin Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I dunno how old you are but you are going to be looking a right tool when he doesn't sign. Just like Brizzlered before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCity1992 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I would really hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I dunno how old you are but you are going to be looking a right tool when he doesn't sign. Just like Brizzlered before you. Maybe he meant diarrhea that would go down well!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
internetjef Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 isnt he the south coast pursesnatcher extrordinaire thats not the way to make use of his pace! can he play right wing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 isnt he the south coast pursesnatcher extrordinaire thats not the way to make use of his pace! can he play right wing? The one place he is going is court next Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Don't feed the troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest red-or-dead Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Quality Song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkDMWJfQXRU...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Project Nibor Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Would be a good signing, he was their only decent player when they played at the gate. I've heard from a few people he's on his way to pompy, hope i'm wrong though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted July 1, 2008 Admin Share Posted July 1, 2008 Been told to train alone at Saints after refusing to sign a new contract - currently on a week to week contract now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! No chance too much scandal attached, out in the cold at Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Wasn't it you that made a topic saying that GJ lacks ambition because he isn't signing anyone decent and City are letting us down? Well this topic [if true] IMO contradicts your other statement :noexpression: Hope it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_BCFC Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 The guy is a liability. No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Garfunkle Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 i would like this to be true (even though i don't think it is) so people who say its too much scandal, do u think joey barton wont get a prem club? or how about adrian mutu after he left chelsea? point is he is a good player who, even though he has been an idiot and got in trouble, will enhance somebodies squad - why cant it be ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 We already have three right wingers on the payroll and another couple who can do a job there, why would we want another particularly one with so much baggage? Obviously completely made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynamite Red Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Hate to say it though what he did is appalling he is a excellent young prospect and would be a good signing for someone... whether that is us I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.D Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 i so people who say its too much scandal, do u think joey barton wont get a prem club? or how about adrian mutu after he left chelsea? point is he is a good player who, even though he has been an idiot and got in trouble, will enhance somebodies squad - why cant it be ours GJ would never go after somebody like Barton no matter how much talent he has as a footballer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 We already have three right wingers on the payroll and another couple who can do a job there, why would we want another particularly one with so much baggage? Obviously completely made up. Yes because he has become a free agent today someone thinks he will be coming here, looking at the saints site it sounds like he could be on his way to the Prem, possibly Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 GJLN - you'll be welcomed by Wayne & Lisa in their special group soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Southampton footballers Bradley Wright-Phillips and Nathan Dyer on burglary charge lock yer hand bags up, there's enough on here as it is .... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/20...89520-20611268/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/214...h-burglary.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Please try to troll better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! And.....I've got my cheque book out and signed the following all conquering XI for BCFC.......Actually, I'm a tad worried by potential personality clashes within this all star side that I've bought but here it goes and we're now capable of winning the Premier League title with this lot ...... Right back Mussolini, Right wing Hitler.... Left back Mao, Left wing Stalin - Stalin's my favourite ..... Attacking midfield Genghis Khan.... Holding midfield Napoleon.... Churchill goalie, Eisenhower and Montgomery strikers...... Ho Chi Min and General Giap....Central defence.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 And.....I've got my cheque book out and signed the following all conquering XI for BCFC.......Actually, I'm a tad worried by potential personality clashes within this all star side that I've bought but here it goes and we're now capable of winning the Premier League title with this lot ...... Right back Mussolini, Right wing Hitler.... Left back Mao, Left wing Stalin - Stalin's my favourite ..... Attacking midfield Genghis Khan.... Holding midfield Napoleon.... Churchill goalie, Eisenhower and Montgomery strikers...... Ho Chi Min and General Giap....Central defence.... My Dear Goblin, I think you will find that Vlad the Impaler (Director of Football, known affectionately by the lads as "Ball Crusher") has subbed Kublai for Genghis in midfield or switched photos. Maybe there's a transfer scam going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley147 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 And.....I've got my cheque book out and signed the following all conquering XI for BCFC.......Actually, I'm a tad worried by potential personality clashes within this all star side that I've bought but here it goes and we're now capable of winning the Premier League title with this lot ...... Holding midfield Napoleon.... Napoleon as a defensive midfielder? I see him as more of a winger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Napoleon as a defensive midfielder? I see him as more of a winger. Napoleon is most definately a 'holding midfielder' - a well endowed bloke? - he's got his hand in his waistcoat just to prove my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 My Dear Goblin, I think you will find that Vlad the Impaler (Director of Football, known affectionately by the lads as "Ball Crusher") has subbed Kublai for Genghis in midfield or switched photos. Maybe there's a transfer scam going on? Ummm you may be right, Kublai Khan was Genghis Khan's Chinese Grandson. Oh well, I may have misread the signature on the transfer forms and paid well over the odds as it was Genghis Khan and not Kublai Khan I wanted to sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Wardy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Just out of interest, have the Gas signed anybody yet? Their best scout retired from her job as a Tea Lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Ummm you may be right, Kublai Khan was Genghis Khan's Chinese Grandson. Oh well, I may have misread the signature on the transfer forms and paid well over the odds as it was Genghis Khan and not Kublai Khan I wanted to sign. That's football, it's the sort of thing that can go wrong, signing foreign players. As I heard it Kublai is on the "cheery but violent" side whereas Genghis is just "violent". Does this upset your plans for more bite in mid-field. Could always sort out Tommy Doc if you like for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portishead Red Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Can you imagine this little prat and Lita together in town? Please gary, don't sign this thieving scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Red Wardy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Ummm you may be right, Kublai Khan was Genghis Khan's Chinese Grandson. Oh well, I may have misread the signature on the transfer forms and paid well over the odds as it was Genghis Khan and not Kublai Khan I wanted to sign. Goblin, what are your views on these teams (click the link)? I think the introduction of Caligula and Idi Amin is a masterstroke by the selectors. CLASS: http://www.20ltd.com/fcp/product/Exclusive...orty-Company/14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 This guy is clearly on a wind up. Why are you all falling for it? Dyer has been banned from first team training, he's training with Southampton U12s for **** sake... Hardly going to sign up is he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Goblin, what are your views on these teams (click the link)? I think the introduction of Caligula and Idi Amin is a masterstroke by the selectors. CLASS: http://www.20ltd.com/fcp/product/Exclusive...orty-Company/14 I did want a change of Goblin personnel up front: I wanted to drop General Montgomery for His Excellency Oliver Cromwell to lead our attack. Afterall, Oliver did liberate Bristol from Royalist tyranny by booting out the Royalists from Bristol in September 1645. It really has got to be Olde Ironsides to lead the attack - he's got a sabre to cut through any defence and he's got iron boots to blast past any goalie...... ....unfortunately the Police had other ideas and immediately arrested dear olde Oliver as soon as I was about to sign him for our BCFC all conquering XI ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Giap and Ho Chi in defence?.. avin a larf. those emaciated Viet Cong couldn't hold up a pair of chop sticks let alone a barn storming attack from one of the bigger championship teams. avin a larf intya? I'd sooner have the Castro brothers in there. And before anyone says 'argh well Fidel is now buggered' we have a reserva in the other little known bro who is fit as a fiddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westred1 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 The guy is a liability. No thanks. Who is Nathan Dyer or 'Gary Johnson's left nut'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Giap and Ho Chi in defence?.. avin a larf. those emaciated Viet Cong couldn't hold up a pair of chop sticks let alone a barn storming attack from one of the bigger championship teams. avin a larf intya? I'd sooner have the Castro brothers in there. And before anyone says 'argh well Fidel is now buggered' we have a reserva in the other little known bro who is fit as a fiddle. I'm actually off to Cuba later this month. Maybe I'll be able to sign the Castro brothers as cover for General Giap and Ho Chi Min. Ho Chi Min and General Giap - surely an excellent first choice of central defenders especially as they did successfully defend Vietnam against the French, the Americans and then the Chinese attack. Fidel Castro and former Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev. Castro successfully defended Cuba from the USA and Khrushchev - as a political officer - helped defend the former USSR from German imperialism during WWII. An excellent reserve choice for our central defence?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Goblin, what are your views on these teams (click the link)? I think the introduction of Caligula and Idi Amin is a masterstroke by the selectors. CLASS: http://www.20ltd.com/fcp/product/Exclusive...orty-Company/14 Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, more commonly known by his nickname 'Caligula'. An excellent choice of despot to lead our attack with Oliver Cromwell now ruled out after having been arrested by our Royalist Police. Vercingetorix surrenders to Caesar - by Lionel Roye - here we see the leader of the olde French surrendering to Caesar, Caesar being attired in his very own designer label BCFC home kit tunic........ Idi Amin suspect temperament especially if he starts working over our opponents with those fists and he did used to use them on hapless opponents. :noexpression: Just how many medals did he award himself?......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b2x1y Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Please try to troll better Oh you are witty mr redhyde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Thats one day gone then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bh_red Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Was talking to his Uncle a few weeks back at Bristol Airport (himself a former City player), he's runs a football agent agency and he doesn't want Dyer on his books, because basically.........he's a c**k Sums it up really.......won't be joining City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Squirrel Kingdom Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Napoleon's too bl00dy short for midfield. What about Attila The Hun? I'm sure we could get him on a year long loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Napoleon's too bl00dy short for midfield. What about Attila The Hun? I'm sure we could get him on a year long loan. It's often the short people that are powerful as they often more than compensate for their lack of height by developing other attributes. In Napoleon's case, I'm sure he had a 'third leg' judging by the way he always had to have his hand in his jacket - a footballer with 3 legs would surely be a bonus for any football side. As for Attila The Hun, he could make a great squad player. Apparently, the women of Attila's time were fascinated by him and often fantasised about him, thus Attila became something of a 5th century "sex symbol." A despot to keep our female supporters happy?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Goblin, what are your views on these teams (click the link)? I think the introduction of Caligula and Idi Amin is a masterstroke by the selectors. CLASS: http://www.20ltd.com/fcp/product/Exclusive...orty-Company/14 I think Flash Gordon will have Idi Amin in his pocket in the midfield battle. After all, he did save the Earth in 24 hours which tells me he should have the stamina for a 90 minute game of footy, and he also managed to conquer Ming the Merciless who is a far better player than Amin ever was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I think Flash Gordon will have Idi Amin in his pocket in the midfield battle. After all, he did save the Earth in 24 hours which tells me he should have the stamina for a 90 minute game of footy, and he also managed to conquer Ming the Merciless who is a far better player than Amin ever was. WOW, Bring it on !!!!!! Bring on my cousins The Green Goblin and The Hobgoblin along with The Incredible Hulk, and Spiderman for BCFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red panda Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Nine and a half hours to go. Woo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Think you've already exposed something sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boadle Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Right wing Hitler.... Discussion over, courtesy of Mr. Godwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Within the next 48 hours Nathan Dyer will sign from Southampton. Official. Couldnt say the source, it would expose my contact within the club. Just wait and see..... I told you first! Another person scraping egg from the visage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Oh you are witty mr redhyde. Err, thanks! But seriously, slamming the club one second then claiming super inside sources the next fails... the OP needs to troll better,,caus noones biting or believing..and noone cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 48 hours is up........ nothing on OS........ ......?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhyde Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 48 hours is up........ nothing on OS........ ......?????? The OS must be wrong then, only answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Discussion over, courtesy of Mr. Godwin. Interesting, but it's an adage formulated by Mike Godwin in 1990 to sweep the last century's main historical events in Germany and Europe under the carpet of political correctness. What other despot other than Adolf Hitler would be better suited to the Right Wing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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