cheese Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. Only bettered by a good old number two in the woods. Marvellous. Dunno about you but I always have trouble finding a rabbit to wipe with though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 What has having friends got to do with it? Do we only pee if we have friends? As you have never peed alfresco since the age of 4 I assume its because you don't have any friends to go out with, or possibly you're under some form of judicial order that requires you to be indoors by early evening. Alternatively, perhaps the public toilets of Leicestershire are well known to you, and are open all hours so you can maintain your proud record. As I believe everyone has said on here, he's been a silly boy. He was punished and will probably be punished further by the club - hopefully not to the extent that he loses his place, but an internal private matter. Just leave it eh Cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. It is also a good fertiliser. You should get a prize for your large marrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I think al fresco urination is seriously under-rated. I often bypass my downstairs toilet to have a wazz in the back garden. It seems to satisy a deep seated natural instinct. Only bettered by a good old number two in the woods. Marvellous. As a young man in a new girlfriends parents house late at night, I observed that I needed to use the toilet, girlie asks me to go quietly in the kitchen sink (no downstairs cloaks in BS4 then) so as not to wake her dad. After having gone I popped my head round the door and asked for toilet paper. She seemed distressed, and I never saw her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 just thought of another song i heard sung a few years back at bournemouth he'll be running round bristol with his willy hanging out he'll be running round bristol with his willy hanging out he'll be running round bristol running round bristol running round bristol with his willy hanging out singing ive got a bigger one than you singing ive got a bigger one than you singing ive got a bigger ive got a bigger ive got a bigger one than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 As a young man in a new girlfriends parents house late at night, I observed that I needed to use the toilet, girlie asks me to go quietly in the kitchen sink (no downstairs cloaks in BS4 then) so as not to wake her dad. After having gone I popped my head round the door and asked for toilet paper. She seemed distressed, and I never saw her again The old ones are the best Bully. A variation on another old 'un. Gerken was in more trouble that he thought on Saturday night, so not only did he need a pee, he needed a number 2, so found a quiet alley to do the business. Unfortuntely he was seen by the copper who rushed to the scene of the crime as Gerken escaped. The Copper called after the departing Gerken, " OK son, so whose carp on the floor then?". Gerken replied " " I confess it's me constable - but the manger says I'm bl00dy good with crosses!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bully Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 The old ones are the best Bully. A variation on another old 'un. Gerken was in more trouble that he thought on Saturday night, so not only did he need a pee, he needed a number 2, so found a quiet alley to do the business. Unfortuntely he was seen by the copper who rushed to the scene of the crime as Gerken escaped. The Copper called after the departing Gerken, " OK son, so whose carp on the floor then?". Gerken replied " " I confess it's me constable - but the manger says I'm bl00dy good with crosses!" You could tell mine was an old joke because being from Briz i'd have just used her dad's coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 You could tell mine was an old joke because being from Briz i'd have just used her dad's coat.... Oh Dear. Gerken is in a definite pickle..... or should I say pickled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brizred Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Don't know what all the fuss is, wait until you reach a certain age, i now have a piss at 5.30am every morning, problem is i don't wake up till 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Don't know what all the fuss is, wait until you reach a certain age, i now have a piss at 5.30am every morning, problem is i don't wake up till 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Surely the chant should be; He's gonna piss on your high street piss on your high street he's gonna piss on your high street. Close Pickled Gerken will piss on your tyres, will piss on your tyres , will piss on your tyres Pickled Gerken will piss on your tyres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adge's Cider Mug Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Fine example of a professional eh Moomin? It is pathetic of Gerken - not impressed at all Are you for real? Get a grip, get over it and support not only the team as a whole, but also one of the best (so far) signings of the Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy g Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Couldn't be bothered to read half of the comments on this thread, but agree with all those who have said "so what". Just a shame we couldn't have all been as forgiving of Danny Coles when he did exactly the same thing. Seem to remember he was crucified on this forum for that... still he wasn't a fans favourite at the time, so he probably had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chappers Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I'm sure that we have all done it at some point, although most of us try and find a quiet spot and watch out for coppers. Whilst men tend to be less discreet, I have seen a few less than shy women going rather publicly. Perhaps if there were a few night-time loos it might help, and I can assure you that you don't need to be 'steaming drunk' to need a wee! There are far worse crimes going on in the UK that getting ones gerkin out in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I remember the good old days when you could pee in the blokes pocket in front of you on the terraces. And not get an ASBO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barman Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 This thread has made me laugh, particularly Sir Colby Tit's contributions, but while its not exactly crime of the century we really shouldn't be so approving of Deano's actions on saturday night. Yes, most of us have had a wee in a discreet place (like a hedge) on a night out when caught short but you've got to pick the right place, and College Green clearly isn't one of those!! Add to that the On The Spot Fine for abusive language and you could easily come to the conclusion that our Deano may not have been at his best behaved in his celebrations of our win (or maybe he was drowning his sorrows for the howler he dropped, I don't know). Whatever, its now all been dealt with by both club and Police - job done, move on. Did ayone read the comments on the Evening Post article? Funny one from Jane (I think) at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest citynut54 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 It is also a good fertiliser. You should get a prize for your large marrow. As opposed to a small Gerken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 As opposed to a small Gerken? If Deano is dropped on Saturday, will it be for his PISSistant mistakes, and will GJ tell Basso "Urine the team today" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted October 28, 2009 Admin Share Posted October 28, 2009 I was surprised to learn he still needed to relieve himself after the FL Show had taken the piss out of him shortly beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 As this is turning into confession corner, I must confess that one Sunday afternoon I was on a very long walk with the dog, about half way round the walk, I needed a crap, so I dropped me kecks and had a dump in this very quiet lane, the dog looked disgusted with me. Still, I thought, I'd rather do that than shit me self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 As this is turning into confession corner, I must confess that one Sunday afternoon I was on a very long walk with the dog, about half way round the walk, I needed a crap, so I dropped me kecks and had a dump in this very quiet lane, the dog looked disgusted with me. Still, I thought, I'd rather do that than shit me self. That's the thing. You can't blame the owners, because they are only doing what comes naturally. It's the pets I blame. Any responsible dog should know that his owner is prone to do this sort of thing, so should have been prepared and carried a poop scoop so he could collect the offending dump in a plastic bag and then dispose of it properly. Bad dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markman Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 If Deano is dropped on Saturday, will it be for his PISSistant mistakes, and will GJ tell Basso "Urine the team today" ? Kingpin - this was funny and worthy of congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sorry mates, been away and just found the thread. Wish Dean had peed over the prat on "the Championship" on saturday night, when he made the same tired old joke about our goalie. Fair enough we all said it when he was at Colchester but now he's our Deano. He must have been well fed up after his only real clanger of a mistake for us at Barnsley. So imagine how he felt hearing the same thing about his name for the millionth time on national TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brad Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 So you've never had a piss in public? EVER?not with me cock hanging out walking up Park street.No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BournemouthRed Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 The very least I'd hope for, is that he gets a decent song out of this. Amore.... When you're out in the street, And there's piss at your feet, That's Dean Gerken When you're fined lots of cash, Just for having a slash, That's Dean Gerken REPEAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 If you're going out - you know the availability of toilet faciltiies Yes, There aren't any. Should I stay in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Any bad press story is extra bad for club image at what is probably THE most important time in its History No, 1982 was THE most important time in our history. Thank you again, Terry Cooper and the Ashton Gate Eight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Must say the "Deano, show us your cock" chant from the east end had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boadle Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 We all dream of a team of Dean Gerkins, a team of Dean Gerkins. Having a number one, is Dean Gerkin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Must say the "Deano, show us your cock" chant from the east end had me laughing. His embarassed look to the skies was priceless..good that we can all (incl. Gerkin) see the humour in the situation and move on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m42 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Fine to let off steam after a match, but getting arrested at 2.30 in the morning for indecency and bad language - that's totally unprofessional. When you gotta go, you gotta go! Just try not to get spotted. (pun intended) Reminds me a story Frankie Boyle tells in his standup (pun intended again). Whilst in a Glasgow taxi, he saw a drunk staggering along the street. The drunk stopped in a doorway, took a leak, then fished in his pocket, got out some keys & let himself in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Yes, There aren't any. Should I stay in? I'm sorry - was I talking to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tunley Legend Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Whatever your view on Gerkens actions lets thank our lucky stars that GJ took the most sensible course of action of all and kept him in the side yesterday. The lad almost single handedly earned us a point to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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