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Would be very happy with a strike force of simpson and stead with haynes Maynard and vokes on the way back. If we do sign two strikers before the end of the transfer window then surly some of our players are going out on loan in the not to distant future.Can't accommodate Maynard, Haynes,clarkson,vokes,akinde,Jackson and two others

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What's wrong with a women with her bristols out ?

I vaguely remember Dave Allen once saying something along the lines of:

"The Financial Times is read by people who own the country,

The Times is read by people who run the country,

The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people that run the country,

The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country,

The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country,

The Daily Telegraph is read by people that think it is.

The Sun is read by people who couldn't care less who runs the country, as long as she has big tits."

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I vaguely remember Dave Allen once saying something along the lines of:

"The Financial Times is read by people who own the country,

The Times is read by people who run the country,

The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people that run the country,

The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country,

The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country,

The Daily Telegraph is read by people that think it is.

The Sun is read by people who couldn't care less who runs the country, as long as she has big tits."

Isn't this where the quote comes from?

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Isn't this where the quote comes from?

Hadn't seen that before.

Just remember Dave Allen saying it during one of his 'observations'.

Probably would have been around the same time.

Obviously one cribbed it from the other.

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