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Bristol city have announced that Keith Millen is expected to be named as a substitute with this weekends fixture with Doncaster.

A club spokesman confirmed that Millen had signed the correct registration forms at the start of the season, and with such a defensive crisis at the club he is expected to make a shock return to the side

Also confirmed on twitter

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Bristol city have announced that Keith Millen is expected to be named as a substitute with this weekends fixture with Doncaster.

A club spokesman confirmed that Millen had signed the correct registration forms at the start of the season, and with such a defensive crisis at the club he is expected to make a shock return to the side

Also confirmed on twitter

Nice try!

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Bristol city have announced that Keith Millen is expected to be named as a substitute with this weekends fixture with Doncaster.

A club spokesman confirmed that Millen had signed the correct registration forms at the start of the season, and with such a defensive crisis at the club he is expected to make a shock return to the side

Also confirmed on twitter

More chance of a fat phantom playing!

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Bristol city have announced that Keith Millen is expected to be named as a substitute with this weekends fixture with Doncaster.

A club spokesman confirmed that Millen had signed the correct registration forms at the start of the season, and with such a defensive crisis at the club he is expected to make a shock return to the side

Also confirmed on twitter

Tony Hancock's been appointed Director of Football and told the players to switch positions to confuse the opposition. Smallest players go Goalie and CB, slowest runners on the wings. Tony will explain his tactics at the London Inn pre-match.

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Tony Hancock's been appointed Director of Football and told the players to switch positions to confuse the opposition. Smallest players go Goalie and CB, slowest runners on the wings. Tony will explain his tactics at the London Inn pre-match.

That'll be the Tony Hancock who tragically passed away in 1968? Absolute comedy genius.

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That'll be the Tony Hancock who tragically passed away in 1968? Absolute comedy genius.

That's right mate.

In the days of the "Football Pools" he needed one more draw on his coupon.

So he went round to the dressing room of East Cheam Athletic, who were winning at the time, pretending to be a Walter Winterbottom type football genius.

He told them all to change positions to play his version of "Cosmic Football" (actually so that the other side could equalise the score so that he would get his draw)

Guess what?

The plan predictablty back-fired and East Cheam were massacred. No eigthth draw on his coupon!

Brilliant comedy or what?

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