Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 13, 2013 Admin Share Posted December 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 13, 2013 Author Admin Share Posted December 13, 2013 I think some replies to this are guaranteed. But is it any more believable than the one about the sheikh rocking up tomorrow? Would I lie to you....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 This email sounds like a load of balls to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Lady Q warned me about strangers on this interneb wanting to see pictures of my wobbly bits, and here we are! Not falling for this, let me tell you...disgusting.... Lady Q huh? And there was me thinking you only had eyes for me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Although I find my gentlemans sausage and veg are not embarrassing, they do often get a laugh...it breaks the ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Lady Q huh? And there was me thinking you only had eyes for me!!!WHAT !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 13, 2013 Author Admin Share Posted December 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 WHAT !!!!! I didn't say the feeling was mutual my lover. But you're so far away. . . . And you never send me smelly cheeses anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Sorry BigTone. Get to the back of The Q! Sir Les is back!! Oh yes... Sorry Les Q. You may find that big Tone has more posts than you. Back of the Q young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Although I find my gentlemans sausage and veg are not embarrassing, they do often get a laugh...it breaks the ice Why you want to break Ice with your old man I'll never understand, very painful I'd imagine.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Why you want to break Ice with your old man I'll never understand, very painful I'd imagine.. First few time I read your post I thought you meant my old man as in my father. Never take me there again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tauntonian Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 whos got a wonky willy then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 whos got a wonky willy then? Did you spell wonky incorrectly? If so, I have frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1970 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 This forum have gone nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 My tackle is great........ I have children ....... so it works....... embarrassed, no I have fulfilled my obligation to the procreation of mankind/womankind.......... I am an evolutionary Bristol City Supporting King......in the event that this is not you........ you really do not need to worry and there are so many other ways you can be a King....... and support Bristol City......... my message is really don't worry you are still a King either way. Or support Willem, Instant King status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Dunno about you guys, but all 3 of my testicles are fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 whos got a wonky willy then? That's the chocolate bloke, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I have sent them an email. This could be the start of something big. Do they still vote people off on the live show every saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gas8er Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Should forward to Rovers......they are a load of ugly cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I didn't say the feeling was mutual my lover. But you're so far away. . . . And you never send me smelly cheeses anymore!Dolly my Dollicious one, I have fistfuls of cheese waiting for you that get smellier by the day.The Right Horrible Leslie Poo does not even know what you like. KFC behind the Eastend if you please !! He just wants you to nibble his drumstick.Distance should not be a barrier to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 OI!! You three get a room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Can I volunteer our first team squad - they each seem to lack a pair of bollox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 OI!! You three get a room!There is no way I am sharing a room with that geriatric old fart !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Ok R H Poo did you get your evil way or do you dream of fruits beyond your reach ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Ok R H Poo did you get your evil way or do you dream of fruits beyond your reach ? I did not see him on Saturday my dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 "Big Tone". Are the rumours true? Is he really called Tone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Well, if you had come to the KFC, Kelly, my dear, after the game, Who is this Kelly you speak of!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I love romance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I love anal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I'm an anal/prog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 You arsehole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 What, me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 "My head is in a spin, My feet don't touch the ground. Because you "quoted" me My head goes round and round. My knees are shakin' Dolly, My heart it beats like a drum, It feels like, it feels like I'm in love... Aint been this way before, But I know I'm turned on..." Oh, yes. I've got all your records, Kelly my love. But one in particular is always with me, your 1980 pop disco classic: " Feels Like I'm In Love," Kelly Marie, 1980. Who can forget that Top of the Pops, and what you were wearing? If only I was able to put up the video on here of "Feels Like I'm In Love" by you, Kelly Marie, 1980. I watch it on that youtube whenever one of the grandchildren is good enough to find it for me. If only someone could put it up on here... Oh, Dolly/ Kelly Marie, no need to be so bashful. Sing it for us again my dear! Nice try at backtracking Poo old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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