You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 With all these squad threads about let's create our very own OTIB team for me I'll have GK: KeepersGrandad (For obvious reasons) RB: Monkeh (A tenacious warrior exactly what we neex) CB: Big Tone (Ball winner, Strong in the tackles) CB: Aizoon (Wise head at the back. Calm and composed) LB: Jordan Tansley (Same as Monkeh a tenacious warrior) RM: Always the Bridesmaid (Quick of the mark good attribute for a winger) CM: WhistleHappy (The Jimmy Bullard of the team cracking jokes left right and centre) CM: KITR (Very good defensive side to his game) LM: MurraysRightPlum? (That name is worthy in any starting XI) ST: iScoreWheniWant (Hope that name actually is true) ST: Horace (Fox in the box, Sorry if I have crossed any woodland creature boundaries with that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I'm glad I didn't get picked - I'd only get sent off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Can I be DOF?... ...I've always wanted a job where I get paid shed loads for doing **** all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Corleone- The whinging git in midfield, Neil Kilkenny esque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Shotgun hosting the pre-match meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Every team needs a maverick unconventional player - i.e. The Right Honourable Les Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 With all these squad threads about let's create our very own OTIB team for me I'll have GK: KeepersGrandad (For obvious reasons) RB: Monkeh (A tenacious warrior exactly what we neex) CB: Big Tone (Ball winner, Strong in the tackles) CB: Aizoon (Wise head at the back. Calm and composed) LB: Jordan Tansley (Same as Monkeh a tenacious warrior) RM: Always the Bridesmaid (Quick of the mark good attribute for a winger) CM: WhistleHappy (The Jimmy Bullard of the team cracking jokes left right and centre) CM: KITR (Very good defensive side to his game) LM: MurraysRightPlum? (That name is worthy in any starting XI) ST: iScoreWheniWant (Hope that name actually is true) ST: Horace (Fox in the box, Sorry if I have crossed any woodland creature boundaries with that) Ok Mr Dziekanowski, (cancall you Guvnor?) I see my role is in midfield & as KITR is alongside and can provide cover for me, I'm wondering if I could also be the one who eats all the pies?? (every teams got one afterall). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy bird Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Tansley is suspended ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I do the team talk and make sure you go out there and kick arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'll run the catering. It's fish and chips and real ale. Nothing else. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Loco Rojo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I hope that team gels quickly, scores lots of goals and is strong at the back, otherwise you could list nearly every other Otib'er as the fans who will moan and bitch in true Otib style ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Honoured to be selected amongst such greats, however Tansley was released on a free (a real marmite player). I see Les Q as the kitman who has been around for 40 years, has gone bananas but is still a legend. PS as my name suggests I'm better on the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 RobboRed for manager or is he limited to lower leagues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I do the team talk and make sure you go out there and kick arse? No, but you can do the team talk and then show us your arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor10 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Haha this is class. Although Monkeh is about as tenacious as a worm so I think RB would be the weak link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Haha this is class. Although Monkeh is about as tenacious as a worm so I think RB would be the weak link Ever tried to pull a worm out of its hole? Bloody hard (This is not a euphemism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm afraid there shall be no place for Sir Les Q. He has been found guilty by the Otib jury in court, for the very serious crime....... attempted humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I do the team talk and make sure you go out there and kick arse? You can be Never To The Darksides assistant Dolly. He has a fair few Subuetteo tactics he wants to try out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 You can be Never To The Darksides assistant Dolly. He has a fair few Subuetteo tactics he wants to try out If you can call it that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Ever tried to pull a worm out of its hole? Bloody hard (This is not a euphemism) Horace seems to manage all right. Mind you, he's a strong believer in the Diet of Worms. When playing up front, he prefers the through ball in front of him to the lofted hoofball, but then so does Sam Baldock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Honoured to be selected amongst such greats, however Tansley was released on a free (a real marmite player). I see Les Q as the kitman who has been around for 40 years, has gone bananas but is still a legend. PS as my name suggests I'm better on the right I've heard rumours about your righty, You put Robben to shame with the old shuffle on to the strong foot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You Do The Dziekanowski Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I be DOF?... ...I've always wanted a job where I get paid shed loads for doing **** all. Director of Football? I'll do even better. Manager of Ticketing. Kev Smith showed you how it's meant to be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Will coach one replace the team bus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I suggest that our team plays in the purple and lime kit? It seems to be the fans favourites. We need a new badge design to go with the kit, how about a new hedgehog design? Perhaps the team can play at ashton vale, it is a bit rough but you lot are used to it anyway. It is alright if I stand in the terraces and throw my empty cans at the away fans? like I used to do in the old days. I am surprised there has never been a fans forum football league started up. Can we start in the premiership and work our way down in the league? Can I vote ciderhead as chairmen of the club, at least he'd get things done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'll run the catering. It's fish and chips and real ale. Nothing else. Sorry. Cotswold a 'Shoe in" for Director of Catering after a MOST compelling pitch! You have MY vote Cotswold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddevon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Have they scored yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I am surprised there has never been a fans forum football league started up. Can we start in the Premier League and work our way down in the league? Can I vote ciderhead as chairmen of the club, at least he'd get things done. We could start a Downs League team. We'd be playing the gas in three years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 We could start a Downs League team. We'd be playing the gas in three years! You think otib team could possibly stave off relegation for 3 years! Is that what you are telling me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I be DOF?... ...I've always wanted a job where I get paid shed loads for doing **** all. Sorry. George Ferguson has already taken that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Is there a role for Randy and the Smashers somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Director of Football? I'll do even better. Manager of Ticketing. Kev Smith showed you how it's meant to be done Maybe you could combine it with Catering? Might as well have the whole shambles under one roof... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Is there a role for Randy and the Smashers somewhere? Security? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 To many journeyman pros mentioned - not in keeping with the 5 pillars philosophy. If it was 5 pillocks then they'd be fine. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'll run the catering. It's fish and chips and real ale. Nothing else. Sorry. Can I use my food vouchers...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Security? I got that one covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 No, but you can do the team talk and then show us your arse Hahahahaha !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I got a washing machine and an iron so move over Scott Murray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 ...trying on the kit now, not too sure about these shorts, look be honest with me, does my arse look big in these?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Someone needs to get out a bit more.... Swanning in, having a whinge and buggering off again, I think we've found our Steve Coppell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 ...trying on the kit now, not too sure about these shorts, look be honest with me, does my arse look big in these?? You chose japanese nyron beige bermudas now you and the rest of us have to live with it . And ,if i'm honest ,arse wise,shall we be kind and say "generous" not large .Anyhow BigTone has n't come out of the dressing room yet so if you stand next to him you'll look slim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 if louis c can play in the u21s at his age,can i start there too? im only 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can I do the team talk and make sure you go out there and kick arse?I think you would be better as the physio. If you gave the team a good massage before the match I'm sure they would start really hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I think you would be better as the physio. If you gave the team a good massage before the match I'm sure they would start really hard. ..Big Tone would definately be up for that, infact we'd all be ready to get stuck in. whether anyone scores though would be out of our hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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