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The two GKN Aerospace factories at Western Approach, Bristol and at Filton cumulatively employ about 1/3 of the companies' UK workforce; 484 in Bristol and 1454 in Filton. The two most important clients for GKN Bristol are BAE Systems and Airbus. I know this has little to do with today's match but it is a significant moment in the history of Bristol industry and it needs mentioning. GKN started life as the Dowlais Ironworks Company near Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales in 1759. Yesterday GKN, with 60,000 employees in 30 countries, was sold by a 52% shareholder majority vote to a hostile takeover predator named Melrose Industries formed in 2003. Their motto is 'buy, improve, sell'. Although, for once, a hostile takeover has taken place by a British based and run company it is essentially an asset stripper and jobs will inevitably go. Airbus, curiously, has already gone public by saying it will stop buying from GKN. That might be hard in the short term as there are few factories in the world with the expertise to build Wing Spars as they do in Bristol and GKN supplies BAE Systems which in turn supplies Airbus. It could get a bit messy. I hope the Gov't will not regret not stepping in to prevent a takeover on national security grounds. This would not have happened anywhere else in the world and is why Britain is the most open market in the world, for good and for bad.

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Barnsley mined the coal that powered the iron foundries and made the glass. They may still make glass in Barnsley but Bristolians should be enormously proud of our industrial heritage past and indeed present. In fairness to Barnsley I did give them the benefit of the doubt with 30 minutes of research and found that they can indeed stand proud today as hosting the world's largest mince pie factory, oh yes. here it is:-

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Next time you buy a box of 6 mince pies think of young Doris there quality controlling out the burnt or cracked top pies to take home to Fred for his tea. 720 pies a minute they make; how does she do it?

Or perhaps, when you next go over one of those very common pot holes in your Mini, your Jaguar, your Land Rover or your Volvo think of that GKN CV Joint that beautifully distributes power from the transmission through the axle and the CV Joint to the wheels and protects you and your car from the harshness of it.

Surely our manufacturing superiority will transcend into the DNA of our players today as they descend on Oakwell? Chien Lee took over Barnsley and thus ended the reign of the now sadly departed Patrick Cryne. Lee, from Hong Kong, is also 80% owner of Nice Football Club and partners part of the shareholding at Barnsley with Billy Beane of the Oakland Athletics Baseball team. Remains to be seen if they buy back the stadium and surrounding Oakwell sports venues procurred in 2002 by the council to save the club from going under. Of course, the kiss of death for City is to talk about the poor managerial record of Jose Morais; he may have assisted Jose Mourinho along the way at Chelsea, Inter and Madrid but as a number one its not great. Time will tell, but not today thanks.

Enjoy the drive up folks but enjoy it much more coming back. And remember GKN on that bumpy M6 and if it gets really bad stop at Charnock Richard for a mince pie and a cuppa tea. :) 

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1 hour ago, havanatopia said:

The two GKN Aerospace factories at Western Approach, Bristol and at Filton cumulatively employ about 1/3 of the companies' UK workforce; 484 in Bristol and 1454 in Filton. The two most important clients for GKN Bristol are BAE Systems and Airbus. I know this has little to do with today's match but it is a significant moment in the history of Bristol industry and it needs mentioning. GKN started life as the Dowlais Ironworks Company near Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales in 1759. Yesterday GKN, with 60,000 employees in 30 countries, was sold by a 52% shareholder majority vote to a hostile takeover predator named Melrose Industries formed in 2003. Their motto is 'buy, improve, sell'. Although, for once, a hostile takeover has taken place by a British based and run company it is essentially an asset stripper and jobs will inevitably go. Airbus, curiously, has already gone public by saying it will stop buying from GKN. That might be hard in the short term as there are few factories in the world with the expertise to build Wing Spars as they do in Bristol and GKN supplies BAE Systems which in turn supplies Airbus. It could get a bit messy. I hope the Gov't will not regret not stepping in to prevent a takeover on national security grounds. This would not have happened anywhere else in the world and is why Britain is the most open market in the world, for good and for bad.

GKN.jpg.44a8f09c1a826b101d6b5449138b62d4.jpg

Barnsley mined the coal that powered the iron foundries and made the glass. They may still make glass in Barnsley but Bristolians should be enormously proud of our industrial heritage past and indeed present. In fairness to Barnsley I did give them the benefit of the doubt with 30 minutes of research and found that they can indeed stand proud today as hosting the world's largest mince pie factory, oh yes. here it is:-

5abdcc809478a_barnsley3.thumb.jpg.bc1c3f9b9298b8ef67d08b6bd56f4985.jpg

Next time you buy a box of 6 mince pies think of young Doris there quality controlling out the burnt or cracked top pies to take home to Fred for his tea. 720 pies a minute they make; how does she do it?

Or perhaps, when you next go over one of those very common pot holes in your Mini, your Jaguar, your Land Rover or your Volvo think of that GKN CV Joint that beautifully distributes power from the transmission through the axle and the CV Joint to the wheels and protects you and your car from the harshness of it.

Surely our manufacturing superiority will transcend into the DNA of our players today as they descend on Oakwell? Chien Lee took over Barnsley and thus ended the reign of the now sadly departed Patrick Cryne. Lee, from Hong Kong, is also 80% owner of Nice Football Club and partners part of the shareholding at Barnsley with Billy Beane of the Oakland Athletics Baseball team. Remains to be seen if they buy back the stadium and surrounding Oakwell sports venues procurred in 2002 by the council to save the club from going under. Of course, the kiss of death for City is to talk about the poor managerial record of Jose Morais; he may have assisted Jose Mourinho along the way at Chelsea, Inter and Madrid but as a number one its not great. Time will tell, but not today thanks.

Enjoy the drive up folks but enjoy it much more coming back. And remember GKN on that bumpy M6 and if it gets really bad stop at Charnock Richard for a mince pie and a cuppa tea. :) 

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Barnsley:

Give a thought to Doris.

City 1-0

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Good to have proper football back again. The last couple of weeks haven’t been anywhere near stressful enough..!

Looking forward to today, with cautious optimism. Whilst still without Flint, until Monday, it feels like we almost have a proper squad to pick from again! 

Ready for the run in..? Bring it on..! 

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. 720 pies a minute they make; how does she do it ?

Tomlin eats them faster than that .

 :yes:

Soon to have our football fix , will the dream continue or will we watch a meek surrender at the hands or feet of the relegation threatened Tykes ?

 I don't know . 

I hate the international breaks but also hate losing so one has cancelled out the other and Mrs Isewater has had a relatively peaceful time of late .

We will see which Bristol City we have today, the time for platitudes is over. Do or die today .

We should win but this is football and anything can happen which is why we live in , often outrageous, hope.

A massive :clap:to the Red Army , sing the boys to victory !

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54 minutes ago, havanatopia said:

What are you doing out of bed so early or have you sauntered out of the Dordogne to South East Asia?!

When back in France I always meet a group of mates down at the local café for a coffee before they start work.

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Hello from Gran Canaria. Reading this thread is an excellent (just resisted the temptation) start to Good Friday. Havanatopia has excelled (resisted yet again) with today’s OP.

Let’s hope it’s a cracking (oops) game and we get the three points. I predict a 2-0 City win with a goal in each half from Bobby and Joe.

Travel well the Red Army and cheer us on loud and proud.

City fans, wherever you  are, have a great Easter.

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Some cracking games back in the day (not sure how that 0-0 crept in)...

1964/1965 Tue 03 Nov Barnsley 1 - 2 Bristol City League
  Tue 25 Aug Bristol City 5 - 1 Barnsley League
1963/1964 Sat 14 Mar Bristol City 5 - 2 Barnsley League
  Sat 02 Nov Barnsley 2 - 4 Bristol City League
1962/1963 Sat 16 Mar Barnsley 1 - 1 Bristol City League
  Sat 27 Oct Bristol City 5 - 2 Barnsley League
1961/1962 Sat 31 Mar Bristol City 0 - 0 Barnsley League
  Sat 11 Nov Barnsley 7 - 3 Bristol City League
1960/1961 Sat 31 Dec Barnsley 2 - 0 Bristol City League
  Sat 27 Aug Bristol City 4 - 0 Barnsley League
1958/1959 Tue 02 Sep Bristol City 3 - 1 Barnsley League
  Wed 27 Aug Barnsley 4 - 7 Bristol City League
1957/1958 Sat 12 Apr Bristol City 5 - 0 Barnsley

League

 

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9 minutes ago, Reigate Red said:

With so much resting on the next few games I have found this international break more frustrating than normal.

Glad we're back - prediction 2-1 to the City and a lot of posts with cross related puns.

Puns or buns? 

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9 minutes ago, Reigate Red said:

With so much resting on the next few games I have found this international break more frustrating than normal.

Glad we're back - prediction 2-1 to the City and a lot of posts with cross related puns.

Not more Junior Bent jokes, surely...

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Another difficult game but they will all feel like must wins from now until the end of the season if we want to challenge for a playoff spot.  We’ve forgotten the formula for solid, winning football away from home but with a rested squad playing against a struggling team today’s feels like the perfect day to prove the bad form was just a blip and we’ve worked out how to turn it around.

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14 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Bernie the bolt.

( one for the oldies ! )

'Up, up, up, STOP, left a bit, STOP, down a bit, STOP, left a bit, STOP..... FIRE!!'

Most of us young chaps only had eyes for Anne Aston though.....Image result for anne aston.....

 

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2 minutes ago, Aizoon said:

Can you imagine Junior Bent playing Golden Shot?

Up and to the left...

Higher up...

Further left...

It’s difficult to imagine Junior Bent playing football. He definitely ran around a bit but I’m not sure he was actually playing football 

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10 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said:

.... you're probably thinking of DorisMarie ,  its that fella from Yate that bothers ya. still in love but heartbroken eh Tone?  

(the whole sorry affair reminds me of Ernie Sue & Ted ... ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bQhRVVzAyU

 

I am indeed but let it be known there is a price I will pay for his scalp & scrotum  :bruce_h4h:

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1 hour ago, havanatopia said:

She was sold off for mutton years ago mate.

Let's hope Barnsley are for the chop - like lambs to the slaughter.

Fancy it will be much tougher than that though, as we seem to find it difficult against struggling teams.

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25 minutes ago, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

Don't they have Good Friday holiday in France Tone?  Here it is a holiday and is called  Suur (Big) Friday.  

It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office .

We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays.

We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' .

 

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1 minute ago, Major Isewater said:

It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office .

We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays.

We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' .

 

Google countries with most statutory holidays.... Indonesia then Philippines i believe but add in Le Strike and no doubt France might top it. Never stopped me working mind. ;)

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6 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office .

We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays.

We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' .

 

Don't forget the odd "pont jour" also

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Just been reminded by @The Enormous Turnip that our memorable trip to Oakwell to see Greg Goodridge's winner was FOURTEEN years ago. :shocking:

The bloke on the tannoy as we made our way out knew what was in store for us, 'Good luck in the play offs Bristol, and SEE YOU NEXT SEASON.' :doh:

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7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Is this the warning of another paternity suit ? 

 

You mean there could be more Majorettes to join the family you old devil ?  Stunners all of them !!

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3 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

The one in the top photo , 2nd right , looking a bit lost , does have a family resemblance.

 

The one 2nd from the left looks like she forgot to put her teeth in.  Do you share them (the teeth that is) ?

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44 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office .

We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays.

We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' .

 

If you’re in the office,  Major, why aren’t you doing any work? Or is the expression  “office” just another way of saying the local bar?

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8 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

If you’re in the office,  Major, why aren’t you doing any work? Or is the expression  “office” just another way of saying the local bar?

You've been sprung Your Maj. Let's hope your Mrs doesn't find out.

PS: Is she Neil Warnocks twin sister ?

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hopefully we can crucify Barnsley today and our defence will be resurrected on Monday with the return off Aden Flint.

I will be cross if we don't get at least 4 points from these games. Any less and we will have egg on our faces.

Really hoping that it will be a Good Friday for City.

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7 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

hopefully we can crucify Barnsley today and our defence will be resurrected on Monday with the return off Aden Flint.

I will be cross if we don't get at least 4 points from these games. Any less and we will have egg on our faces.

Really hoping that it will be a Good Friday for City.

It ain't over till the Easter Bunny sings

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1 hour ago, Major Isewater said:

It's not a holiday , surprisingly, I'm at the office .

We do have lots of " jours fériés " so we'll turn our wine sniffing noses up at your paltry British bank holidays.

We also have quite a few unofficial days off that in English are called ' strikes ' .

 

No doubt discussing that our Mothers are all hamsters and our fathers smell of elderberries whilst farting in our general direction.

 

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2 hours ago, Roadrunner said:

Come on lads keep the dream alive . Lets make this a Good Friday for City.

After the game, get to a TV and cheer on Wolves @ M'bro followed by a good result for Sunderland at Derby.:fingerscrossed:

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5 hours ago, havanatopia said:

The two GKN Aerospace factories at Western Approach, Bristol and at Filton cumulatively employ about 1/3 of the companies' UK workforce; 484 in Bristol and 1454 in Filton. The two most important clients for GKN Bristol are BAE Systems and Airbus. I know this has little to do with today's match but it is a significant moment in the history of Bristol industry and it needs mentioning. GKN started life as the Dowlais Ironworks Company near Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales in 1759. Yesterday GKN, with 60,000 employees in 30 countries, was sold by a 52% shareholder majority vote to a hostile takeover predator named Melrose Industries formed in 2003. Their motto is 'buy, improve, sell'. Although, for once, a hostile takeover has taken place by a British based and run company it is essentially an asset stripper and jobs will inevitably go. Airbus, curiously, has already gone public by saying it will stop buying from GKN. That might be hard in the short term as there are few factories in the world with the expertise to build Wing Spars as they do in Bristol and GKN supplies BAE Systems which in turn supplies Airbus. It could get a bit messy. I hope the Gov't will not regret not stepping in to prevent a takeover on national security grounds. This would not have happened anywhere else in the world and is why Britain is the most open market in the world, for good and for bad.

GKN.jpg.44a8f09c1a826b101d6b5449138b62d4.jpg

Barnsley mined the coal that powered the iron foundries and made the glass. They may still make glass in Barnsley but Bristolians should be enormously proud of our industrial heritage past and indeed present. In fairness to Barnsley I did give them the benefit of the doubt with 30 minutes of research and found that they can indeed stand proud today as hosting the world's largest mince pie factory, oh yes. here it is:-

5abdcc809478a_barnsley3.thumb.jpg.bc1c3f9b9298b8ef67d08b6bd56f4985.jpg

Next time you buy a box of 6 mince pies think of young Doris there quality controlling out the burnt or cracked top pies to take home to Fred for his tea. 720 pies a minute they make; how does she do it?

Or perhaps, when you next go over one of those very common pot holes in your Mini, your Jaguar, your Land Rover or your Volvo think of that GKN CV Joint that beautifully distributes power from the transmission through the axle and the CV Joint to the wheels and protects you and your car from the harshness of it.

Surely our manufacturing superiority will transcend into the DNA of our players today as they descend on Oakwell? Chien Lee took over Barnsley and thus ended the reign of the now sadly departed Patrick Cryne. Lee, from Hong Kong, is also 80% owner of Nice Football Club and partners part of the shareholding at Barnsley with Billy Beane of the Oakland Athletics Baseball team. Remains to be seen if they buy back the stadium and surrounding Oakwell sports venues procurred in 2002 by the council to save the club from going under. Of course, the kiss of death for City is to talk about the poor managerial record of Jose Morais; he may have assisted Jose Mourinho along the way at Chelsea, Inter and Madrid but as a number one its not great. Time will tell, but not today thanks.

Enjoy the drive up folks but enjoy it much more coming back. And remember GKN on that bumpy M6 and if it gets really bad stop at Charnock Richard for a mince pie and a cuppa tea. :) 

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That mince pie factory is what dragged my dad (and by extension, 3 year old me) north from Bristol 30-off years ago. Right at the start of the miners strike, the cake factory was located a stones throw from Carlton Main colliery- quite the introduction to Northern life for my dad.I haven'tlivedfurther south than Sheffield since (if you don't count a year in Massachusetts, which is at a lower latitude than anywhere in the UK).

I worked in Barnsley for over a decade and despite it's many rough corners, it's a town and a club I have great affection for so I always look forward to these games. This is my first trip back since I left my job there in December. But there'll be no time for sentimentality and I expect a decent city win. We need to watch the boy McBurnie though by all accounts

COYR

PS watch for Airbus or BAE using their buying leverage to purchase parts of GKN as Melrose break it up. I suspect they're haggling for a good price

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20 minutes ago, chipdawg said:

We need to watch the boy McBurnie though by all accounts

To be fair, McBurnie is a touch of class. Far too good for us. We missed out on signing him in August because of a mix up with the paperwork at the last minute. Our season could have been so different if we had had him all season.

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