Fiale Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Our bloke got his own bank so AV a bit of that Lansdown!! :laugh: they are so clueless AJIB Market Cap 277.5 M P/E(ttm) 13.21 Enterprise Value 299.01 M P/B 1.39 Hargreaves Lansdown Market Cap 6.11 B P/E(ttm) 36.83 Enterprise Value 5.95 B P/B 28.57 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Robert the bruce said: You won't wait too long..their run in is gilt- edged.... Maybe....Even so, I still think he's a dopey, squeaky little nob. Print that bastard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 A lot of teams in recent years have had successive promotions from non-league to League One. Seems to be one of the easier leagues to get out of. To be fair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Libertine1 said: A lot of teams in recent years have had successive promotions from non-league to League One. Seems to be one of the easier leagues to get out of. To be fair. Its fair to say if you can't get playoffs in league two,how bad are you??...and seventh is good enough.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 7 hours ago, howey_ducky said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6511/years-time-talk-bristol-rovers It can't be scripted, they just keep on giving. My personal favourites "Think it was said around the time they announced plans for ashton vale. Well, people are talking about us worldwide now!!" and "Our bloke got his own bank so AV a bit of that Lansdown!!" They're a brilliant bunch. Long live the gas. Well SL was basically right as when (if) they ever move to the UWE Bristol Rovers will never be spoken of again, as they will surely use their new name of South Gloucestershire Rovers. Obviously when they finally go bust, no-one will ever speak of them again anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 9 hours ago, howey_ducky said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6511/years-time-talk-bristol-rovers It can't be scripted, they just keep on giving. My personal favourites "Think it was said around the time they announced plans for ashton vale. Well, people are talking about us worldwide now!!" and "Our bloke got his own bank so AV a bit of that Lansdown!!" They're a brilliant bunch. Long live the gas. I got me own car, doesn't make me Lewis Hamilton. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 9 hours ago, howey_ducky said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6511/years-time-talk-bristol-rovers It can't be scripted, they just keep on giving. My personal favourites "Think it was said around the time they announced plans for ashton vale. Well, people are talking about us worldwide now!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Well SL was basically right as when (if) they ever move to the UWE Bristol Rovers will never be spoken of again, as they will surely use their new name of South Gloucestershire Rovers. Obviously when they finally go bust, no-one will ever speak of them again anyway. Once Rag-Ass Rovers ...... always Rag-Ass Rovers for me...... Cheers Cotts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Why is it that when we get a bit of success Bristol Rovers' name is barely mentioned, if at all? But when the richest club in the world gets a bit of success then the only hot-topic is Bristol City? Tis all terribly strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 And also; if you are the richest club in the world, why do you need external investment to build a £20m stadium? Tis all terribly strange 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 And also; does a season high sell-out crowd of just over 10,000 in a promotion chasing season compare favourably to your neighbour's relagation threatened season where the lowest attendance was just over 15,000? Tis all terribly strange 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 And also; why, when Bristol Rovers achieved planning permission to redevelop the Memorial Stadium in 2007, are they still at the Memorial Stadium with no redevelopment or new stadium in sight and have they still not overtaken Bristol City leaving us trailing in their wake? Tis all terribly strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, redfred said: And also; if you are the richest club in the world, why do you need external investment to build a £20m stadium? Tis all terribly strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Maybe....Even so, I still think he's a dopey, squeaky little nob. Print that bastard. Yep. He may have turned it round on the pitch but in contrast to say, Trollope, is so devoid of class ("how did that mob up the road get on? Happy days") as to always be completely obnoxious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 22 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Quote "Think it was said around the time they announced plans for ashton vale. Well, people are talking about us worldwide now!!" Yeh you're right. Even inhabitants in the remotest parts of Timbucktu, Irian Jaya, Patagonia and Borneo think you're just a bunch of deluded, in-bred morons. Next you'll be telling us that members of the Intergalactic Federation and the Spiritual Hierarchy have nothing more important to discuss than Sagarama. Compared to you lot Dumb and Dumber are Einsteins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 28 minutes ago, glynriley said: Surely you meant to post a picture of a bottomless pit of Jordanian money?...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 On 16 March 2016 at 16:52, SDBS36 said: A gas mate already bragging that didn't matter, UWE will be built and the plans will be for a bigger stadium than AG Ha Ha Deluded or What Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 The Gas are the Poundland equivalent of the football world 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, redfred said: Surely you meant to post a picture of a bottomless pit of Jordanian money?...... I think Glyn`s trying to show what Wally`s fortune looks like when it`s converted to proper money. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) Another totally clueless post from Sagchat..... in 2009 Bristol City were 10th in the Championship and he sold shares in his Company to invest over £40 miillion in the club and its new ground. 1n 2016 after investing his money , they are 19th in the Championship and they have a ground which may have been spruced up very well but is in every respect an old fashioned set up. The infrastructure remains unchanged with poor vehicular access and inadequate parking. The facilities are such that its main source of income is only ever going to be football. A modern football stadium needs to move with the times and become multi-fuctional. I love the way they say 'spruced up' as if the grounds just had a coat of paint :) Ashton gate is a proper football ground, we have an abundance of pubs around the ground and we are still playing at our ancestral home... There is an atmosphere present as is true with all proper football grounds and totally the opposite for the new soulless bowl type blue print that see's different grounds up and down the country with the only difference being the colour of the seats or a Homebase or B and Q.....The Jealousy is enormous bless them.. Ill take Our home over any of them thank you!! Edited March 27, 2016 by KeepUpLino 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeble Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, 'keepuplino' said: I'm pretty sure UWE will be built now. Can't see it being bigger than AG though. I'm sure the original capacity was chosen by NH as 21,700, because pre-redevelopment your capacity was 21,490. There is room for a second tier taking it to about 26,000 and potential for a third to take it to 35,000. Can't see Wael trying to cram in an extra 1,001 seats just to play our ground's bigger than yours. Doesn't seem to be his style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, weeble said: I'm pretty sure UWE will be built now. Can't see it being bigger than AG though. I'm sure the original capacity was chosen by NH as 21,700, because pre-redevelopment your capacity was 21,490. There is room for a second tier taking it to about 26,000 and potential for a third to take it to 35,000. Can't see Wael trying to cram in an extra 1,001 seats just to play our ground's bigger than yours. Doesn't seem to be his style. In all Honesty 21,700 is far to big for you guy's... 26,000 would be ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, weeble said: I'm pretty sure UWE will be built now. Can't see it being bigger than AG though. I'm sure the original capacity was chosen by NH as 21,700, because pre-redevelopment your capacity was 21,490. There is room for a second tier taking it to about 26,000 and potential for a third to take it to 35,000. Can't see Wael trying to cram in an extra 1,001 seats just to play our ground's bigger than yours. Doesn't seem to be his style. So Wael's "style" is what? Having no real money to pay for it? If you had the Camp Nou as your ground you'd still say it was too small. Worry about the Emperors New Clothes paying for it before how many seats you'll need. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 35 minutes ago, 'keepuplino' said: In all Honesty 21,700 is far to big for you guy's... 26,000 would be ridiculous! 12,000 is even too big for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 49 minutes ago, 'keepuplino' said: Another totally clueless post from Sagchat..... in 2009 Bristol City were 10th in the Championship and he sold shares in his Company to invest over £40 miillion in the club and its new ground. 1n 2016 after investing his money , they are 19th in the Championship and they have a ground which may have been spruced up very well but is in every respect an old fashioned set up. The infrastructure remains unchanged with poor vehicular access and inadequate parking. The facilities are such that its main source of income is only ever going to be football. A modern football stadium needs to move with the times and become multi-fuctional. I love the way they say 'spruced up' as if the grounds just had a coat of paint :) Ashton gate is a proper football ground, we have an abundance of pubs around the ground and we are still playing at our ancestral home... There is an atmosphere present as is true with all proper football grounds and totally the opposite for the new soulless bowl type blue print that see's different grounds up and down the country with the only difference being the colour of the seats or a Homebase or B and Q.....The Jealousy is enormous bless them.. Ill take Our home over any of them thank you!! And there was me thinking that the Sags were the 'peoples club' who wouldn't break the old traditions... never sell out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider red Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 To be fair, the sags would probably need 21k in the championship.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, 'keepuplino' said: Another totally clueless post from Sagchat..... in 2009 Bristol City were 10th in the Championship and he sold shares in his Company to invest over £40 miillion in the club and its new ground. 1n 2016 after investing his money , they are 19th in the Championship and they have a ground which may have been spruced up very well but is in every respect an old fashioned set up. The infrastructure remains unchanged with poor vehicular access and inadequate parking. The facilities are such that its main source of income is only ever going to be football. A modern football stadium needs to move with the times and become multi-fuctional. I love the way they say 'spruced up' as if the grounds just had a coat of paint :) Ashton gate is a proper football ground, we have an abundance of pubs around the ground and we are still playing at our ancestral home... There is an atmosphere present as is true with all proper football grounds and totally the opposite for the new soulless bowl type blue print that see's different grounds up and down the country with the only difference being the colour of the seats or a Homebase or B and Q.....The Jealousy is enormous bless them.. Ill take Our home over any of them thank you!! The infrastructure remains unchanged with poor vehicular access and inadequate parking. That could describe Anfield, Goodison, White Hart Lane or Chelsea etc, surely they are not suggesting that their school sports ground will be better than those grounds just because they have a car park? The facilities are such that its main source of income is only ever going to be football. A modern football stadium needs to move with the times and become multi-fuctional. Have they not seen the facilities that are already available and will only increase once the West Stand is finished? They are the epitome of what a modern multi functional stadium should provide. Their facilities will be difficult to access during term time, due to traffic and parking restrictions. Edited March 27, 2016 by Port Said Red 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, weeble said: I'm pretty sure UWE will be built now. Can't see it being bigger than AG though. I'm sure the original capacity was chosen by NH as 21,700, because pre-redevelopment your capacity was 21,490. There is room for a second tier taking it to about 26,000 and potential for a third to take it to 35,000. Can't see Wael trying to cram in an extra 1,001 seats just to play our ground's bigger than yours. Doesn't seem to be his style. Wael is as deluded as the fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: The infrastructure remains unchanged with poor vehicular access and inadequate parking. That could describe Anfield, Goodison, White Hart Lane or Chelsea etc, surely they are not suggesting that their school sports ground will be better than those grounds just because they have a car park? The facilities are such that its main source of income is only ever going to be football. A modern football stadium needs to move with the times and become multi-fuctional. Have they not seen the facilities that are already available and will only increase once the West Stand is finished? They are the epitome of what a modern multi functional stadium should provide. Their facilities will be difficult to ask during term time, due to traffic and parking restrictions. Exactly this ^^^ Aren't we also holding 4 concerts a year and building a Hotel on the wicks site?.... One thing that is blatantly clear about Rovers fans and this has been the case for quite some time is that they only see what they want to see and choose to ignore the blatantly obvious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeble Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, 'keepuplino' said: Exactly this ^^^ Aren't we also holding 4 concerts a year and building a Hotel on the wicks site?.... One thing that is blatantly clear about Rovers fans and this has been the case for quite some time is that they only see what they want to see and choose to ignore the blatantly obvious!! The facilities, once your redevelopment is complete, will be excellent. Some Rovers fans will know this and refuse to acknowledge it simply because you are the 'other lot'. You can see plenty examples of City fans holding similar anti-Rovers views (not surprisingly on a City forum) on this thread. As far as I'm concerned, the better facilities the Greater Bristol area has for sport, and infrastructure in general, the better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Yeovil are more successful than the sags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 48 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: The infrastructure remains unchanged with poor vehicular access and inadequate parking. That could describe Anfield, Goodison, White Hart Lane or Chelsea etc, surely they are not suggesting that their school sports ground will be better than those grounds just because they have a car park? The facilities are such that its main source of income is only ever going to be football. A modern football stadium needs to move with the times and become multi-fuctional. Have they not seen the facilities that are already available and will only increase once the West Stand is finished? They are the epitome of what a modern multi functional stadium should provide. Their facilities will be difficult to access during term time, due to traffic and parking restrictions. I'm glad we've redeveloped rather than move to a place in the middle of nowhere with no chance of a pre match pint in a decent pub Give me that over MK Dons where your choice is either Frankie and Bennys or TGI Fridays 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 More delusion; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6521/nomads We have played at eastville, twerton and the mem and have probably acquired fans from all of these areas. With a move to uwe around the corner we will be moving to another area of the city and more than likely attracting fans from there. Also students who while studying at uwe I'm sure will be interested in watching a few games. Our fan base around the city and beyond will be growing all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, 22A said: More delusion; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6521/nomads We have played at eastville, twerton and the mem and have probably acquired fans from all of these areas. With a move to uwe around the corner we will be moving to another area of the city and more than likely attracting fans from there. Also students who while studying at uwe I'm sure will be interested in watching a few games. Our fan base around the city and beyond will be growing all the time. The whole student thing is a big myth my opinion. My university has a link with Charlton Athletic but no many go to games because they are either busy on weekends (normally hungover) or see their own teams. I've been to one or two games don't get me wrong, but I've probably only contributed about £20 to the club due to their cheap ticket prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChippenhamRed Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 14 hours ago, sglosbcfc said: Ground capacity will be 27,000 next season. I am assuming that 'football capacity' will be more like 25,000 due to segregation. There are loads of variables like night games, atrocious weather, poor form etc but all things being equal we should attract 25,000 gates for Cardiff, Newcastle, Aston Villa and possibly QPR, Derby and Forest. Not sure we'll reach 25,000 for the mighty Burton Albion. 2,000 seats lost to segregation?! That's half the Atyeo gone! Surely no more than a few hundred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChippenhamRed Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 21 hours ago, Hello said: Serious point, do you think the reduced AG capacity would have enticed fans to get STs and bump up the attendance in the event that if you had a good season they wouldnt be scrabbling for tickets. How many STs did you sell out of interest? This is an interesting point and there may be some truth in it. However, as a member rather than STH, in my experience just being a member has been enough to guarantee a ticket even this season. This is proven by the fact that all of our matches have, I believe, reached general sale, rather than sold out to members. Since membership is a no-brainier for any fan attending more than 2 or 3 games, this does also suggest that we might not see that big an increase in attendance next season. Perhaps some STH will drop down to member level next season with the pressure on availability now gone. I expect us to average around 16-17k unless we are pushing for promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, 22A said: More delusion; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6521/nomads We have played at eastville, twerton and the mem and have probably acquired fans from all of these areas. With a move to uwe around the corner we will be moving to another area of the city and more than likely attracting fans from there. Also students who while studying at uwe I'm sure will be interested in watching a few games. Our fan base around the city and beyond will be growing all the time. They've picked up fans from Eastville, Twerton and the Memorial? So that's why they sell out every game then. Edited March 27, 2016 by Libertine1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 hour ago, 22A said: More delusion; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6521/nomads We have played at eastville, twerton and the mem and have probably acquired fans from all of these areas. With a move to uwe around the corner we will be moving to another area of the city and more than likely attracting fans from there. Also students who while studying at uwe I'm sure will be interested in watching a few games. Our fan base around the city and beyond will be growing all the time. They may attract zoology students doing "field research" I suppose... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: They may attract zoology students doing "field research" I suppose... I would imagine the anthropology ones would like to maybe carry out a study on the effects of inbreeding too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 A gentleman on the Bristol Post website used to post regularly about the insufficient revenue generation potential from the proposed UWE Stadium facilities and how the plan was flawed due to duplication of facilities which were already well established on the Frenchay campus. His words appear to be prophetic because it is proving extremely difficult to interest financiers in the project. What may be required is a cash injection from a local businessman with experience of the construction industry who has recently received an unexpected cash windfall ? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 7 hours ago, Cider red said: To be fair, the sags would probably need 21k in the championship.... Agreed, as long as the away end holds 11k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 hours ago, 22A said: More delusion; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6521/nomads We have played at eastville, twerton and the mem and have probably acquired fans from all of these areas. Twerton which part of Bristol is that in again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 17 minutes ago, Portland Bill said: Agreed, as long as the away end holds 11k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redtilldead Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 5 hours ago, bert tann said: A gentleman on the Bristol Post website used to post regularly about the insufficient revenue generation potential from the proposed UWE Stadium facilities and how the plan was flawed due to duplication of facilities which were already well established on the Frenchay campus. His words appear to be prophetic because it is proving extremely difficult to interest financiers in the project. What may be required is a cash injection from a local businessman with experience of the construction industry who has recently received an unexpected cash windfall ? I think you'll find his newly acquired fortune will be staying firmly in his back pocket now Bert !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 19 hours ago, 22A said: More delusion; http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6521/nomads We have played at eastville, twerton and the mem and have probably acquired fans from all of these areas. With a move to uwe around the corner we will be moving to another area of the city and more than likely attracting fans from there. Also students who while studying at uwe I'm sure will be interested in watching a few games. Our fan base around the city and beyond will be growing all the time. Like students would want to splash out £30 to watch that lot £30 is a jolly good party for a student!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 17 hours ago, Libertine1 said: They've picked up fans from Eastville, Twerton and the Memorial? So that's why they sell out every game then. Not just that, I can't understand the logic in assuming a new ground 10 mins drive from the old ground would make much difference in appealing to a whole new group of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 46 minutes ago, Barrs Court Red said: Not just that, I can't understand the logic in assuming a new ground 10 mins drive from the old ground would make much difference in appealing to a whole new group of people. Gas Logic. Scientists have been trying to do the maths on that for decades and still non the wiser. It's one of life's great predicaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cotham Brow Red said: Gas Logic. Scientists have been trying to do the maths on that for decades and still non the wiser. It's one of life's great predicaments. I actually took Advanced Gasonometry as an option at college. I don't remember all of it but a typical question was: Away Games: 3,000 travelling gasheads arrive at Wycombe (three part question, 12 points available) a) If the away capacity is 2,500 how many fans are locked out, and how many is this reported as being in the Bristol Evening Post (2 points each, 4 points in total) b) How many police horses will be punched after the game if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) c) How many sheeds will have been in the home end if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 25*(AGas-(BGas*Lies/LockOut) _______________________________ (TedRatio-Horse)/(5-Wycombe) = 20,647,653 Am I right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Cotham Brow Red said: 25*(AGas-(BGas*Lies/LockOut) _______________________________ (TedRatio-Horse)/(5-Wycombe) = 20,647,653 Am I right? Yes, were you the clever bloke at the back then? I never quite got non-Euclidean gas funding models, something about hyper-leverage and a million becoming a billion in a very strong gravitational field. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: Yes, were you the clever bloke at the back then? I never quite got non-Euclidean gas funding models, something about hyper-leverage and a million becoming a billion in a very strong gravitational field. That`s now been disproved by the latest research at CERN. Apparently the strong gravitational field theory was flawed and it turns out that when you factor in string theory the million is actually worth the square root of **** all. Professor Brian Cox is going to do a programme on it for `Made In Bristol`. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: That`s now been disproved by the latest research at CERN. Apparently the strong gravitational field theory was flawed and it turns out that when you factor in string theory the million is actually worth the square root of **** all. Professor Brian Cox is going to do a programme on it for `Made In Bristol`. It will probably explain in great detail The Higgs-Bullshit particle. 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 43 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: Yes, were you the clever bloke at the back then? I never quite got non-Euclidean gas funding models, something about hyper-leverage and a million becoming a billion in a very strong gravitational field. It's all a matter of semantics, Ed. In America, a billion is defined as a million millions, however this side of the pond the standard definition is 1000 million. In Jordan and Horefield, £63 million = multiple billions. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eddie Hitler said: I actually took Advanced Gasonometry as an option at college. I don't remember all of it but a typical question was: Away Games: 3,000 travelling gasheads arrive at Wycombe (three part question, 12 points available) a) If the away capacity is 2,500 how many fans are locked out, and how many is this reported as being in the Bristol Evening Post (2 points each, 4 points in total) b) How many police horses will be punched after the game if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) c) How many sheeds will have been in the home end if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) Tricky stuff Eddie, that certainly is advanced Gasonometry....I'll have a crack anyway; A) (i) 500 are actually locked out, however as we know that this figure is way too low you MUST find out how many "they gert ******* SHIT EDS" (tgfSe) last took to Wycombe** and add at least 1000. Anything above this figure is considered correct. (tgfSe) + 1000 > = Gas locked out ** obsession and knowledge of Bristol City's away attendances are considered 'basic' Gasonometry. A good, true Gashead will instantly know exactly how many fans we took on our last visit to Adams Park. (ii) the figure printed by the Evening Post will, coincidentally, be the same as the figure conjured up by the cretins on Slagchat who have used the formula in the section above. B) (i) as many as possible "horsey SHIT ED ***t s" (ii) 82 (ii) depends how many sheed Horses are in the home end who just come to watch da gas. C) (i) 2000..."HA HA LMFAO GUTED SHIT EDZ LOOOL" (i) 50-100 (iii) 0....the home end was full of Gasheads who weren't included in the away crowd figures so that's another 2000+ to add on to the Rovers away total. No actual proof for number of Gasheads in the home end is required. If 'tgfSh' don't believe you whilst asking you to "prove it" immediately stamp feet, call 'tgfSh' "jealous of Irene n da famous quarterz" and ask if Bristol City have ever taken 80,000 to Wembley for a League 2 Play Off final? Edited March 28, 2016 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie Hitler said: I actually took Advanced Gasonometry as an option at college. I don't remember all of it but a typical question was: Away Games: 3,000 travelling gasheads arrive at Wycombe (three part question, 12 points available) a) If the away capacity is 2,500 how many fans are locked out, and how many is this reported as being in the Bristol Evening Post (2 points each, 4 points in total) b) How many police horses will be punched after the game if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) c) How many sheeds will have been in the home end if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) Is the answer William Shakespeare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie Hitler said: I actually took Advanced Gasonometry as an option at college. I don't remember all of it but a typical question was: Away Games: 3,000 travelling gasheads arrive at Wycombe (three part question, 12 points available) a) If the away capacity is 2,500 how many fans are locked out, and how many is this reported as being in the Bristol Evening Post (2 points each, 4 points in total) b) How many police horses will be punched after the game if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) c) How many sheeds will have been in the home end if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) Mornington Crescent 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Cotham Brow Red said: 25*(AGas-(BGas*Lies/LockOut) _______________________________ (TedRatio-Horse)/(5-Wycombe) = 20,647,653 Am I right? Looks close to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cotham Brow Red said: 25*(AGas-(BGas*Lies/LockOut) _______________________________ (TedRatio-Horse)/(5-Wycombe) = 20,647,653 Am I right? Have you forgotten Boyle's Law? What did you do in physics lessons at school? Boyle's Law - The pressure of gas increases as the volume decreases. Using this, I've calculated that the answer is linked to the phases of the moon Edited March 28, 2016 by pongo88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said: I actually took Advanced Gasonometry as an option at college. I don't remember all of it but a typical question was: Away Games: 3,000 travelling gasheads arrive at Wycombe (three part question, 12 points available) a) If the away capacity is 2,500 how many fans are locked out, and how many is this reported as being in the Bristol Evening Post (2 points each, 4 points in total) b) How many police horses will be punched after the game if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) c) How many sheeds will have been in the home end if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total) Blue Whale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6529/absolutely-fuming Made me laugh they get so precious don't they?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Iron Man said: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Always liked Carlisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 `Shunt ov ad to go all up there on easter Monday snot fair I had to go to my mums for dinner an I want allowed to go its all unfair sheeds making up the fixtures only reason we lost was carlile was at ome and we want and we wus cheated ref let them win UTG` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 They'll still go up unfortunately. As long as we stay up I'll be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 I'm told they took 700 today. Joking aside that's a tremendous effort. it also means 700 very miserable journeys home, delicious. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Barrs Court Red said: I'm told they took 700 today. Joking aside that's a tremendous effort. it also means 700 very miserable journeys home, delicious. Yes but how many locked out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Barrs Court Red said: I'm told they took 700 today. Joking aside that's a tremendous effort. it also means 700 very miserable journeys home, delicious. That's a long old jaunt. Lucky they don't have jobs to get up for in the morning 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, 54-46 said: That's a long old jaunt. Lucky they don't have jobs to get up for in the morning Just saw we took 1300 in our promotion year, so maybe not so great after all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 long trip home with nothing to show! Ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolborn_and_red Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 More delusion from a Gapper on Slagchat: "It's disappointing because they clearly were not on that good a run and that's what concerns me about now having to play so many teams at the bottom as we are almost a "cup-final" to some." FFS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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