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3 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6634/early-days

Some more sensible assheads, guys including Weeezord have called the thread an embarrassment.

 

Take another look mate, it was our very own pet Pompey supporting embarrassed  Saghead 'Weezord' who started the thread in the first place. 

Looks like they tried to turn it into a general Tuesday night football thread after they realised they'd gone off in their pants a bit too early.

One of them would "cry with joy" if they ended up in the same division as us.....how sweet, shows the difference in our ambitions compared to theirs.

You just know that our draw and MKs defeat really ruined their night. I'm sure if the gap is back down to 4 points on Saturday night they'll start celebrating again.

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3 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6634/early-days

More comedic content, lifted from ass-shat ! It would appear that a few plates of chips got pissed on Tuesday evening :rofl2br:

According to "Mario Balotelli" (very apt ! :facepalm:), the only reason we are not bottom of the Championship is because Bolton, Charlton and M.K. are complete w**k !

Some more sensible assheads, guys including Weeezord have called the thread an embarrassment.

Clearly; he has forgotten that we play in the most competitive league in Europe, as opposed to their basement league, where most if not all teams, are complete w**k ! :laughcont:

In all likelihood, Bolton, Charlton and M.K. would all dish out a beating to the 15ers, were they to play them now.

I really hope the 15 get Pompey in the play offs. They are all fearful of a two legged semi final against them, and Pompey have done them twice already.

I have this fear they will lose in the playoffs to Accrington Stanley and I'll have painful sides all summer.

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2 hours ago, Iron Man said:

If a thread every sums up a majority of a fan base it's this one. I see the moron who was too embarrassed to admit he supports 2015 LTD started the thread is well. Oh the gift!

I thought some of our fans went too early at halftime in the Match Day Thread, but this lot take the biscuit. I think every single post was proved wrong in some way, they even criticised Grimsby for being "bottlers" before they came back to win 3-4. No wonder one of them was asking for it to be deleted. :)

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4 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6634/early-days

More comedic content, lifted from ass-shat ! It would appear that a few plates of chips got pissed on Tuesday evening :rofl2br:

According to "Mario Balotelli" (very apt ! :facepalm:), the only reason we are not bottom of the Championship is because Bolton, Charlton and M.K. are complete w**k !

Some more sensible assheads, guys including Weeezord have called the thread an embarrassment.

Clearly; he has forgotten that we play in the most competitive league in Europe, as opposed to their basement league, where most if not all teams, are complete w**k ! :laughcont:

In all likelihood, Bolton, Charlton and M.K. would all dish out a beating to the 15ers, were they to play them now.

I really hope the 15 get Pompey in the play offs. They are all fearful of a two legged semi final against them, and Pompey have done them twice already.

 Personally, I think we'll find out next season - and the gAssholes won't need the Playoffs either. Just my gut feeling.

What is certain, if they are promoted, is that they'll be giving it the big one all summer - oblivious to the idea that their achievements and ours since we were last in the same division (or indeed since time immemorial) are somehow comparable is so wie of the mark as to be laughable, pitiful, deluded and factually incorrect. But that describes gAssholes very well, doesn't it - laughable, pitiful, deluded. And that's just for starters.  

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I think the 15ers will go up automatically and they can be well and truly "prowed" of earning the right to play the might of the likes of Rochdale, Bury and Fleetwood (assuming they stay up).  

Now that's a reward for success, unlike us to will have to make do with trips to the likes of Aston Villa, Newcastle and Sunderland (assuming they go down).

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2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Take another look mate, it was our very own pet Pompey supporting embarrassed  Saghead 'Weezord' who started the thread in the first place. 

Looks like they tried to turn it into a general Tuesday night football thread after they realised they'd gone off in their pants a bit too early.

One of them would "cry with joy" if they ended up in the same division as us.....how sweet, shows the difference in our ambitions compared to theirs.

You just know that our draw and MKs defeat really ruined their night. I'm sure if the gap is back down to 4 points on Saturday night they'll start celebrating again.

1) Doh ! silly me :facepalm:

2) Brilliant ! :rofl2br:

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21 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

 Personally, I think we'll find out next season - and the gAssholes won't need the Playoffs either. Just my gut feeling.

What is certain, if they are promoted, is that they'll be giving it the big one all summer

If we get promoted I'll be permanently drunk all summer! :fear:

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Just found this question on a rail enthusiast's forum....

Most trains on the Bristol Weymouth line are 2 coach units. Saturday 16 Bristol rovers will play yeovil and hundreds of supporters will go by train so is there a limit on how many can be let on? Or will the guard let everyone on or will fgwr put taxis or busses the train will be overflowing by the time it leaves yeovil and Bristol on the way back

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22 minutes ago, 22A said:

Just found this question on a rail enthusiast's forum....

Most trains on the Bristol Weymouth line are 2 coach units. Saturday 16 Bristol rovers will play yeovil and hundreds of supporters will go by train so is there a limit on how many can be let on? Or will the guard let everyone on or will fgwr put taxis or busses the train will be overflowing by the time it leaves yeovil and Bristol on the way back

"Hundreds on the train maybe but tens of thousands of gasheads left on the station and all because of them sheeds in the first carriage [coach 1]. Thank heaven for boob cricket or we'd have nothing to do. UTG"

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On 4/7/2016 at 12:04, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Take another look mate, it was our very own pet Pompey supporting embarrassed  Saghead 'Weezord' who started the thread in the first place. 

Looks like they tried to turn it into a general Tuesday night football thread after they realised they'd gone off in their pants a bit too early.

One of them would "cry with joy" if they ended up in the same division as us.....how sweet, shows the difference in our ambitions compared to theirs.

You just know that our draw and MKs defeat really ruined their night. I'm sure if the gap is back down to 4 points on Saturday night they'll start celebrating again.

I was slightly confused with their thread.. reading it and one poster said we would be in the bottom 3 when we lose to Wednesday which wasn't picked up on... so basically by their logic If Mk win against Rovrum its entitles them to 7 points :blink: 

Cretins!

Edit:- I was reading their thread off my phone and didnt realise it was during our game, no times of posts were coming up ;) but raising another point, I thought they never talked about us....

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44 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

"Hundreds on the train maybe but tens of thousands of gasheads left on the station and all because of them sheeds in the first carriage [coach 1]. Thank heaven for boob cricket or we'd have nothing to do. UTG"

Well, now Brentford`s sold out I take it there will be hordes of us going in the away end when they play Yeovil just like us gurt big dirty sheeds always do when there`s a chance to make trouble for the family club.

Just wait, some deluded sag will accuse us of it for sure.

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22 minutes ago, Portred said:

Says on that link that the hen and chicken got smashed up today. Any truth in that? Was in there before the game and didn't see anything. 

Probably because it didn't happen.

 

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9 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Looking at the table if Rovers fail the top 3 route, a game against Wycombe could be on the cards in the play offs, how exciting...

anyway well done John Joe o'Toole for winning a promotion medal against the gas

I was just about to post the exact same. The Rovers bestest friends club in the whole wide world (well barring 1 maybe). Makes the implosion even sweeter. I'm sure Gas and there proven $hit hot law team will try the legal action route again if (when) Wycombe beat them. 

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On 3/29/2016 at 12:01, richwwtk said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Portred said:

Says on that link that the hen and chicken got smashed up today. Any truth in that? Was in there before the game and didn't see anything. 

All seemed normal and quiet at the H&C when I walked past at about 2.45, but what was happening at the Spanish Bar today?

Police van parked next to it and police standing on both sides of the road before and after the game.

I walk past it every home game and never seen that before.

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8 hours ago, Cotham Brow Red said:

I was just about to post the exact same. The Rovers bestest friends club in the whole wide world (well barring 1 maybe). Makes the implosion even sweeter. I'm sure Gas and there proven $hit hot law team will try the legal action route again if (when) Wycombe beat them. 

If they do end up in the playoffs :fingerscrossed: and not auto I`d settle for Portsmouth, Plymouth and Wycombe in there with them.

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9 hours ago, alexukhc said:

Looking at the table if Rovers fail the top 3 route, a game against Wycombe could be on the cards in the play offs, how exciting...

anyway well done John Joe o'Toole for winning a promotion medal against the gas

Mr "the Tool"???...with that name he should have stayed with them.

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Someone on there saying about how mature he is and how much common sense he had and then says that being banned from watching the slags would be as bad as being banned from seeing his kids (who would also be his nieces/nephews I suppose). I'm sure his kids must be overjoyed to know that if he had to choose between the gash and them then he would have to think about it!!! Even worse than the"dog dying" twonk! (Or maybe the same guy!)

But then that forum is full of shite...someone else on there defending the people getting drunk and going over the hoardings saying that after a long week at work some people just like to have a drink and enjoy themselves...HA! Dreamers! Like any of them could find work!

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2 hours ago, Steve Watts said:

Someone on there saying about how mature he is and how much common sense he had and then says that being banned from watching the slags would be as bad as being banned from seeing his kids (who would also be his nieces/nephews I suppose). I'm sure his kids must be overjoyed to know that if he had to choose between the gash and them then he would have to think about it!!! Even worse than the"dog dying" twonk! (Or maybe the same guy!)

But then that forum is full of shite...someone else on there defending the people getting drunk and going over the hoardings saying that after a long week at work some people just like to have a drink and enjoy themselves...HA! Dreamers! Like any of them could find work!

What a dumbass..that's very sad to even read!!..I feel for the children.and his dog!!.they deserve a little more.guess they are crying in their collective porridge today now the gap remains!

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2 hours ago, Steve Watts said:

Someone on there saying about how mature he is and how much common sense he had and then says that being banned from watching the slags would be as bad as being banned from seeing his kids (who would also be his nieces/nephews I suppose). I'm sure his kids must be overjoyed to know that if he had to choose between the gash and them then he would have to think about it!!! Even worse than the"dog dying" twonk! (Or maybe the same guy!)

But then that forum is full of shite...someone else on there defending the people getting drunk and going over the hoardings saying that after a long week at work some people just like to have a drink and enjoy themselves...HA! Dreamers! Like any of them could find work!

Almost as much shit as here.

 

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10 minutes ago, Doozerchris said:

Just another example to add to a very long list of the immaculate behaviour of the best fans in the world 

These are not proper Rovers fans; the horse punchers, bottle throwers, pitch invaders, boob cricketers, goalkeeper punchers, pub smasher-uppers.

None of them.

There are only two proper Rovers fans and they have the great good sense to post here amongst people without a string of ASBs on their CVs: In the Net and Miadhenny.

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Speaking with a sag mate this morning and the delusion has got much worse than i first feared who told me that we are going down next year as they overtake us and go up to the championship!! :rofl2br:

They are very jealous and that's all there is to it and if roles were reversed I'm pretty sure we would spout hippocritical s*** out of our ass.

It's like they are brainwashed from an early age by mummy and daddy to think that they have more fans, better atmosphere, produce better players, harder mob etc etc.

My personal favourite is "we took more to Wembley than you". Yet we sold out and played an opposition who can take more fans than Shrewsbury, Grimsby and Doncaster.

Pointless rant but something for the hundreds of rovers fans that read our forum to look at :)

 

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27 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Speaking with a sag mate this morning and the delusion has got much worse than i first feared who told me that we are going down next year as they overtake us and go up to the championship!! :rofl2br:

They are very jealous and that's all there is to it and if roles were reversed I'm pretty sure we would spout hippocritical s*** out of our ass.

It's like they are brainwashed from an early age by mummy and daddy to think that they have more fans, better atmosphere, produce better players, harder mob etc etc.

My personal favourite is "we took more to Wembley than you". Yet we sold out and played an opposition who can take more fans than Shrewsbury, Grimsby and Doncaster.

Pointless rant but something for the hundreds of rovers fans that read our forum to look at :)

 

won't they have to get promoted this year first?
we all know what happens when the blue few get ahead of themselves...

 

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On 7 April 2016 at 08:37, The Gasbuster said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6634/early-days

More comedic content, lifted from ass-shat ! It would appear that a few plates of chips got pissed on Tuesday evening :rofl2br:

According to "Mario Balotelli" (very apt ! :facepalm:), the only reason we are not bottom of the Championship is because Bolton, Charlton and M.K. are complete w**k !

Some more sensible assheads, guys including Weeezord have called the thread an embarrassment.

Clearly; he has forgotten that we play in the most competitive league in Europe, as opposed to their basement league, where most if not all teams, are complete w**k ! :laughcont:

In all likelihood, Bolton, Charlton and M.K. would all dish out a beating to the 15ers, were they to play them now.

I really hope the 15 get Pompey in the play offs. They are all fearful of a two legged semi final against them, and Pompey have done them twice already.

I guess they are now saying that we would be bottom if only Bolton, Charlton, MK Dons, Rotherham, Nottingham Forest and Huddersfield were not so w*nk? :D 

At least the 15ers can content themselves with only being 2 points behind the mighty Accrington Stanley. :D 

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18 minutes ago, BS2 Red said:

I guess they are now saying that we would be bottom if only Bolton, Charlton, MK Dons, Rotherham, Nottingham Forest and Huddersfield were not so w*nk? :D 

I notice that 'Early Days...' thread has carried on from Tuesday. The latest post claims that we now look to survive purely because other teams are shit....and not because of how good we are.

Posted on the same day that we comfortably beat in form Sheffield Wednesday 4-1. Not the brightest are they?

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4 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

The latest post claims that we now look to survive purely because other teams are shit....and not because of how good we are.

 

My bold.  And they're looking at promotion because at least 20 other teams are shitter than them - meaning they have it easy.  Whereas using their analogy, we are in a much harder league as 20 teams are better than us.   Not the brightest bunch.

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24 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I notice that 'Early Days...' thread has carried on from Tuesday. The latest post claims that we now look to survive purely because other teams are shit....and not because of how good we are.

Posted on the same day that we comfortably beat in form Sheffield Wednesday 4-1. Not the brightest are they?

They are not bright at all, I saw a 15er write this on another forum:

 

Sheffield Wednesday.  :fp: 

Two own goals and two penalties to let retards win!

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17 minutes ago, BS2 Red said:

They are not bright at all, I saw a 15er write this on another forum:

 

Sheffield Wednesday.  :fp: 

Two own goals and two penalties to let retards win!

Did they forget we gave Wednesday an own goal to so technically we won 1-0 ;)

If you're reading... Unlucky Sags

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Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

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13 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

Sometimes you read stuff which you know, deep down, is bollocks, yet you wish beyond all reason that it is true.  This is one of those moments.

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16 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

You choices of Source are both agreeable and correct 

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17 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

Unlikely, as I know a significant amount of time was spent pouring over the accounts ect.

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18 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

Perhaps the good ship Gas may be heading for yet another iceberg then? I do hope so.

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7 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

The day  they took over the gas , so called news outlets, Bristol post , Radio Bristol were claiming that they were now going full steam ahead with the UWE stadium  and the High court case had no bearing on the build of the UWE stadium, so it also seems that so called professional journalist also have been fooled.

But they have not yet  reported  honestly and retracted the claims that the gas new owner is one of the worlds richest men and this will make Rovers a footballing super power because thier credability will be in tatters.

Geoff Twentyman who is one of the biggest cheer leaders for the gas and BBC points west David Garmson who is also gas must be regretting  the way they got   carried away with all the hype when the take over was done. They  along with others in the local press got far to carried away and didn't do their job.

Rovers good form at the momment is nothing to do with new board, credit to dopey Dazzer he is not doing a bad job ( I do hope they crash and burn) so I think questions about their new board is not being asked by their support, however come the summer will they have money to make big signings or even money to keep hold of thier best players, my guest is no and then it will dawn on the numb skulls that they have also been taken in and Higgs co will be laughing all the way to the bank.

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54 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Interesting conversation with someone who claims to be ITK at Rovers. The new owners beleive they have been fooled by the previous owner and there is no value in the deal. There is nothing tangible on the new ground negotiations and they may take action to recover some of their money. This may be rumour, or in the weeks / months to come you may say "Pongo told us first"

If you ask for my sauce all I can say is red sauce on a sausage sandwich and brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. 

Time will tell won't it. The way I look to it is, if this new owner is as rich as people think....he will surely just build the stadium. 

Why the wait? I don't get it 

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4 minutes ago, Andy082005 said:

Time will tell won't it. The way I look to it is, if this new owner is as rich as people think....he will surely just build the stadium. 

Why the wait? I don't get it 

I don`t think many people, other than deluded ones in blue and white quarters, believe he actually has any money in football terms.

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17 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I don`t think many people, other than deluded ones in blue and white quarters, believe he actually has any money in football terms.

Weren't they looking for outside investment to help fund UWE or something?

If so, maybe they are sliding down the rich list from 3rd to 10th to below the guy who won the euro lottery and purchased Newport County

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I think it's pretty much accepted that the new owners are nowhere near as rich as the Post were making out ( he has a £15k watch don't you know.)

They were seeking funding for the new ground, and while it makes sense as money would be available from the league and other sources , they seemed to be looking for the bulk of the costs from out side interests. I guess there may be a couple of ways to do this, the Glaziers way in which the club would be in debt, or partners which means they would only own a small stake in the Stadium Ground.  They are, no doubt , very wealthy but their assets are tied up in the banks they own as a family and any free money to spend on the club (which they've already said they won't throw money at the club) may be negligible .  I can't see that they would have been had over in the deal for the gAss as they do this for a business. It will be interesting to see how this story pans out.

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3 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

I think it's pretty much accepted that the new owners are nowhere near as rich as the Post were making out ( he has a £15k watch don't you know.)

They were seeking funding for the new ground, and while it makes sense as money would be available from the league and other sources , they seemed to be looking for the bulk of the costs from out side interests. I guess there may be a couple of ways to do this, the Glaziers way in which the club would be in debt, or partners which means they would only own a small stake in the Stadium Ground.  They are, no doubt , very wealthy but their assets are tied up in the banks they own as a family and any free money to spend on the club (which they've already said they won't throw money at the club) may be negligible .  I can't see that they would have been had over in the deal for the gAss as they do this for a business. It will be interesting to see how this story pans out.

Oh yes. Plenty more fun to be had yet.

:yawn:

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