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3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

I've had a really stressy day at work and this has made I laugh out loud. Nice one!

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3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

Hilarious !

What about the awesome "Tent End" and Dopey blubbing (saves money on pitch sprinklers!) when they got relegated from Division Two?

 

 

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4 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

My top three, in no particular order.

2, 4 and 17

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4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

The famous beard ...

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Only a club which should declare itself an irony free zone could include a picture of someone who looks like a tramp above a story about helping the homeless.

Are there really people out there more unfortunate than the sags?

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On 17 April 2017 at 21:26, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I was just about to post the same thing.

Its ******* hilarious.

Forgot to try to open the van door as well I notice, always a good move when ACTUALLY wanting to have a gonat someone behind a door.

Did you see the thing lurking "menacingly" in the background, he are not stand in the gutter for fear of slipping down a slat in a drain cover, kid made Kate Moss look like a sumo wrestler, "frightening"!!!!!

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The mighty 

Gypo Horse Punchers

The GHS the "firm" that plotted up in an empty BS3 pub no one ever new existed then realizing that they were in South Bristol and were going to get a hiding asked A&S Pokice for an escort!!!

Also a few years earlier the same PROWD bunch before an evening game with us were given a police escort to the minimal for their own safety.

Pretty easy to see now why you'd want to head butt windows and try to gain association with such a great bunch of human beings!

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44 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Not forgetting all the City fans in the away end kicking off ...

 

'We're a ******* joke', 'a ******* disgrace', '******* rubbish'..............telling us all the things we've known for years!

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7 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Ok, latest update to list:-

1) "And Now You're Gonna Believe Us" - Pitch storming celebrations at Wycombe singing about the Gas staying up only to be relegated out of the football league the following week

2) Mansfield sending the Sags down playing in Rovers shirts

3) Millions of Ted's in the Mansfield end being blamed for the disgraceful scenes following relegation 

4) "I've been frew two divorces" - Mike the sobbing Sag

5) Clem on BT Sport vs the mighty Forest Green "Bristol Rovers singing their anthem Come On Eileen"

6) Horse Punching

7) Steward Punching

8) Fighting with players in the back of the Braintree net

9) Being done for racial abuse

10) Family Club with more banning orders than any club in the football league

11) Boob Cricket 

12) John Inman pirate badge

13) Santas Grotty

14) Feng Shui ?

15) UWE

16) Reporting City for signing their best player

17) Empty streets open top bus tour for finishing second in the Vanarama 

18) Reporting Wycombe and trying to get them relegated out of the football league instead

19) Fans trying to get into a gay bar for the Fleetwood game

20) Thousands "locked out"

21) 6th richest club in England claims

22) Realisation that Wally isn't as rich as Lansdown 

23) Taylor "the snake" - they don't care but still put a brick through his window 

24) Championship ready sprinklers

25) Dopey Darrell wanks off dogs

26) Headbutting a bus

27) Faithful and true - until they are relegated and then they riot and it's all ******* rubbish!

28.......jimmy Saville with the gas tattoo.........29.....blackthorn barry........

 

feel free to add folks

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8 hours ago, archie andrews said:

yup tis true wish I could put pic up....

why did he have a rovers tattoo , I always thought he was a Grimsby fan .mind you if its true that does explain a few things .forking weirdo would fit right in up there

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3 hours ago, YorkshireSection said:

It doesn't, we arent known for attacking family's, animals, shirters or innocent Windows!!!!

Well maybe not animals and windows, but I was in the East End the day a few of yours came in at the end of the game and saw some pretty cowardly indiscriminate stuff going on.

 

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1 hour ago, archie andrews said:

28.......jimmy Saville with the gas tattoo.........29.....blackthorn barry........

 

feel free to add folks

30....."Print that bastard Grimsby Telegraph..." - so not content with having a go at a respected local newspaper Dopey also allowed himself to be videoed bolloxed in a pub on Gloucester Road singing with the revolting blue few - no class....as evidenced further by his 'happy days' comment....well once more just for you Darrell, as the gap ain't closing we are happy to rename it 'Gappy Days'.....

 

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2 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

We dreamed of places like Kiddy that season. I think it happened at Altrincham and/or Alfreton.:(

Miah dont worry about how bad both teams have been just remember we have better colours. :-)

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8 hours ago, YorkshireSection said:

The mighty 

Gypo Horse Punchers

The GHS the "firm" that plotted up in an empty BS3 pub no one ever new existed then realizing that they were in South Bristol and were going to get a hiding asked A&S Police for an escort!!!

Wasn't there a video of them stood on the steps singing to the A38 commuters as they made their weary way out of Bristol back home?

Bless!

 

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15 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Well maybe not animals and windows, but I was in the East End the day a few of yours came in at the end of the game and saw some pretty cowardly indiscriminate stuff going on.

 

Miah, perhaps you could clarify something for me.

Is the change of behaviour from licking minibus windows to headbutting them evolution or revolution?

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Just now, Sir Colby-Tit said:

Miah, perhaps you could clarify something for me.

Is the change of behaviour from licking minibus windows to headbutting them evolution or revolution?

I don't think their behaviour has changed, it just depends on whether they are inside or outside the bus. :) 

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1 hour ago, Malago said:

The Bristol Rovers Post is reporting that the club is on track for record season ticket sales and has already sold in excess of 

 

 

wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

 

 

2,500 season cards.

Shite. It's true. They are "coming for us..!"

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1 hour ago, Malago said:

The Bristol Rovers Post is reporting that the club is on track for record season ticket sales and has already sold in excess of 

 

 

wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

 

 

2,500 season cards.

No doubt the blue phew will be spouting that this proves they need a 20K stadium building.....

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2 hours ago, Malago said:

The Bristol Rovers Post is reporting that the club is on track for record season ticket sales and has already sold in excess of 

 

 

wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

 

 

2,500 season cards.

What was our figure when someone posted on here to say it was shockingly low?  Sorry just found the post, we were at 9100 as of Wednesday 5th April, and some were worried about that.

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Just now, Port Said Red said:

Twerton Parks capacity is 8840 so they would be better off going back and playing there and claiming a sell out (some weeks) .

Even if Bath got promoted it's not up to conference Prem. Standards and we know how the sags absolutely hate paying for anything themselves. Maybe Bath would do it up for them , after all the help the Gas gave them during the fundraising season.

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Just now, redysteadygo said:

Just seen the EP / BP headline of speculation of a stadium announcement after the Millwall game. Could be carnage all round!

Perhaps they are hoping that "the Wall" will start the demolition process for them :)

 

 

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Just now, Port Said Red said:

Perhaps they are hoping that "the Wall" will start the demolition process for them :)

 

 

a strong bit of wind would probably start the job (unless they have tightened the guy ropes)

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5 minutes ago, redysteadygo said:

Just seen the EP / BP headline of speculation of a stadium announcement after the Millwall game. Could be carnage all round!

Why would anyone wait until after the last game of the season to announce good news..?! 

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Just now, Bar BS3 said:

Why would anyone wait until after the last game of the season to announce good news..?! 

Well obviously because it's total bollocks but it keeps the brain dead zombies happy for another 3 weeks. Expect the YouTube video proclaiming there rise will be uploaded any minute. 

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35 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Twerton Parks capacity is 8840 so they would be better off going back and playing there and claiming a sell out (some weeks) .

They've probably forgotten where it is and get there late, locked out....

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32 minutes ago, redysteadygo said:

Just seen the EP / BP headline of speculation of a stadium announcement after the Millwall game. Could be carnage all round!

Millwall might take it upon themselves to dismantle it....during the game!

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2 hours ago, redysteadygo said:

Just seen the EP / BP headline of speculation of a stadium announcement after the Millwall game. Could be carnage all round!

They've written the article based on a Tweet from a bloke who is a total joke, and knows **** all about what's going on.  

Millwall game will probably be carnage all round whatever happens, quite a few travelling down for a Saturday night in Bristol I believe. 

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2 minutes ago, In the Net said:

They've written the article based on a Tweet from a bloke who is a total joke, and knows **** all about what's going on.  

Millwall game will probably be carnage all round whatever happens, quite a few travelling down for a Saturday night in Bristol I believe. 

Don't worry you've always got the butters . 

Come on millwall 

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6 minutes ago, In the Net said:

They've written the article based on a Tweet from a bloke who is a total joke, and knows **** all about what's going on.  

Millwall game will probably be carnage all round whatever happens, quite a few travelling down for a Saturday night in Bristol I believe. 

I doubt there will be any "carnage" whatsoever if results this weekend leave them already assured of a play off place. 

Only you costing them a place will cause carnage, as I doubt any Millwall fans will want to miss play off games/Wembley, just for the sake of giving your horse punching, minibus butting, spaghetti dribbling morons a good kicking. 

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11 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

Haven`t they done the old developer`s trick of `starting work on site` i.e dig a couple of holes and bugger off again.

You're probably right I have no clue to be honest , but the deadline is definitely August for whatever reason.

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Reading between the lines it looks like they're staying at Chernobyl for the time being, the disjointed four sided weird looking abortion of a stadium. If it was a woman it would be a "homely" girl..... No shiny new gaff on the ring road

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