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25 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said:

Breaking News: Police raid Bristol Rovers offices as part of tax evasion enquiry 

 

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Get your facts right.

This is infact the BRFC managers office, police were called to reports of a weirdo holed up inside who was wearing a skintight blue tracksuit and was reportedly W#nking off a golden retriever.

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4 minutes ago, JulieH said:

No we haven't!

I went with licencing to Gloucester roads and spoke to the pubs re any concerns they have and offered advice for the day.

No talk of "Teds" was mentioned by the "old bill" or the pub licensee.

 

Julie, it's no good speaking to the pubs. It's the minibuses you should be worried about. 

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42 minutes ago, JulieH said:

No we haven't!

I went with licencing to Gloucester roads and spoke to the pubs re any concerns they have and offered advice for the day.

No talk of "Teds" was mentioned by the "old bill" or the pub licensee.

 

Not Like a sag to lie surely......

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1 hour ago, JulieH said:

No we haven't!

I went with licencing to Gloucester roads and spoke to the pubs re any concerns they have and offered advice for the day.

No talk of "Teds" was mentioned by the "old bill" or the pub licensee.

 

For once an OTIB rumour is scotched with facts, from someone who was actually involved - lawks a lordy, whatever next!

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15 minutes ago, hoxton casual said:

For once an OTIB rumour is scotched with facts, from someone who was actually involved - lawks a lordy, whatever next!

It was a rumour by an OTIB members friend who happened to be a sag. I dont think OTIB for one minute thought what the sag said was legit.

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19 hours ago, weepywall said:

Spoke to a gashead acquaintance this week who said the old bill have been warning pubs etc on Gloucester Rd that "them teds" are heading to the Millets Stadium this Sunday to say hello to the Gas and Millwall, so it looks like if there is any problems "them teds" will get the blame, getting the excuses in early this time.

 

1 hour ago, JulieH said:

No we haven't!

I went with licencing to Gloucester roads and spoke to the pubs re any concerns they have and offered advice for the day.

No talk of "Teds" was mentioned by the "old bill" or the pub licensee.

 

Looks like you can make your gashead acquaintance look like the complete tool that he obviously is..! 

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17 hours ago, JulieH said:

No we haven't!

I went with licencing to Gloucester roads and spoke to the pubs re any concerns they have and offered advice for the day.

No talk of "Teds" was mentioned by the "old bill" or the pub licensee.

 

'Police Spokesperson confirms Bristol Rovers full of shit.'

Sorry @JulieH!

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2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

 

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Perfect,  I like the sponsor bit .:thumbsup:

These also have the added bonus of headbutt proof windows as standard.   But that won't stop them trying!

 

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2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Who are you gonna call when you have finally sold out the ground (and you are expecting Millwall to assist with the ground improvements)?

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Just now, 42nite said:

Perfect,  I like the sponsor bit .:thumbsup:

These also have the added bonus of headbut proof windows as standard.   But that won't stop them trying!

 

And it has a reusable carry bag so they can just take it to whatever ground they decide to play at and subsequently steal next.

 

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1 minute ago, Red Right Hand said:

 

And it has a reusable carry bag so they can just take it to whatever ground they decide to play at and subsequently steal next.

 

 

A portable stadium, very clever!

All they're waiting for now is for Millwall to do their stuff and job's a good 'un!

 

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9 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I wonder if their season would have gone any better if they`d been able to make a marquee signing in January?

Might have made for a more intense finish to the season. 

 

Anyway, anymore news of "THE ANNOUNCEMENT!" ;) 

Just noticed this interesting quote from Steve Yates, related to him leaving the club.

“It was about mid-season where I thought it’s time for me to move on again. I didn’t actually come back to be a coach, I came back to be the kit man with the impression that we would be move into a new ground the following season. That obviously never materialised.”  Sounds like he has doubts it ever will.

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20 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I wonder if their season would have gone any better if they`d been able to make a marquee signing in January?

It's odd that they didn't given that:

a) they have a richer owner than us; and

b) they sold their best player for £10m.

Doubtless they will still be coming for us next season though. Be afraid, be very afraid. Or possibly not.

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Latest news coming out of the minimal, to celebrate a record breaking season for the gas wally has splashed out on canapes to go along with half time refreshments, during which an auction of the soon to be defunct canopys and other camping memoribillia will be held.

Don't be shy as bidding will be tents, dont li lo, be the guy that ropes in the deal of the century, special offers include buy one plastic chair get ten free, we'll even throw in a ten year season ticket.

And don't forget the season after next we will be swapping places with those filthy teds.

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