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36 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Would you, as a football club owner, post photos of your children wearing another football teams shirts on social media?

Weird!

Presume they were Chelsea shirts and not ours...!!?

Now that would be funny.

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25 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Yep, their Disabled Supporters Association paid for the bus shelter.

So they have little or no disabled facilities and allow a supporters group to erect a non permanent structure on site which is something the club should have anyway 

shocking 

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9 minutes ago, B block said:

So they have little or no disabled facilities and allow a supporters group to erect a non permanent structure on site which is something the club should have anyway 

shocking 

Is it a surprise though? They have form for stealing / letting other people pay for stuff after all.

It wouldn't surprise me if they had people outside of a will reading to see what they could nick!

Essentially, their mandate is 'we want everything but someone else has to pay for it'.

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3 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Has anyone got a link to or a recording of the 'two divorces' crying gashead when they became non league? I could do with a laugh!

Mate, I have the entire show saved, and the following Monday night's phone in!

I'm sure I can send it to you via the normal route 

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25 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Got to find a way of uploading that call bud, it's hilarious!! 

GT: First caller is Mike, hello Mike?

Mike: (Silent pause)

GT: Mike? Tell us what you're thinking.....

Mike: I've been frew two divorces, Labour, all frew tha fatcher years......(long pause whilst he sobs) inaudible

A bit later.....

Mike: It was all ground ground ground and they forgot about the team. 

At the end.....

Mike: Take care yeah? (Boo hoo)

Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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3 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

GT: First caller is Mike, hello Mike? Tell us what you're thinking........

Mike: (Silent pause) I've been frew two divorces, Labour, all frew tha fatcher years......(long pause whilst he sobs) inaudible

A bit later.....

Mike: It was all ground ground ground and they forgot about the team. 

At the end.....

Mike: Take care yeah? (Boo hoo)

Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can you upload it to you tube ?

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9 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

GT: First caller is Mike, hello Mike?

Mike: (Silent pause)

GT: Mike? Tell us what you're thinking.....

Mike: I've been frew two divorces, Labour, all frew tha fatcher years......(long pause whilst he sobs) inaudible

A bit later.....

Mike: It was all ground ground ground and they forgot about the team. 

At the end.....

Mike: Take care yeah? (Boo hoo)

Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Isn't there one about a saghead would rather his dog died . Than the fewers getting relegated to NON LEAGUE.  :rofl2br:. That why the dog stroker was crying 

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7 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Put a link up if you do, would love a copy .

Yeah ok.

It's the interview later on with two blokes who said that they could hear City fans singing City songs in the Mansfield end that cracked me up.

They then went on to say that they were staying put in the ground because City fans were waiting outside for them.....paranoid Sags or what? Still obsessing about the shit just having got relegated out of the football league. Priceless!

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3 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Yeah ok.

It's the interview later on with two blokes who said that they could hear City fans singing City songs in the Mansfield end that cracked me up.

They then went on to say that they were staying put in the ground because City fans were waiting outside for them.....paranoid Sags or what? Still obsessing about the shit just having got relegated out of the football league. Priceless!

I vaguely remember hearing that a fair few City were heading up Gloucester Rd that day. Whether they did or not I have no idea but there were rumours.

They were at home anyway FFS, WTF??

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6 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Isn't there one about a saghead would rather his dog died . Than the fewers getting relegated to NON LEAGUE.  :rofl2br:. That why the dog stroker was crying 

What about the belter who calls in to moan about City bias and then Geoff tells him that he was tuned in on the wrong frequency?!!!!!!

Hahahaha what a complete bellend!

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2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

GT: First caller is Mike, hello Mike?

Mike: (Silent pause)

GT: Mike? Tell us what you're thinking.....

Mike: I've been frew two divorces, Labour, all frew tha fatcher years......(long pause whilst he sobs) inaudible

A bit later.....

Mike: It was all ground ground ground and they forgot about the team. 

At the end.....

Mike: Take care yeah? (Boo hoo)

Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And the best bit about it all...?

They haven't even got their "ground, ground, ground" and the one (shutout) they have got is now mortgaged to the hilt by Wally! 

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8 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Has anyone got a link to or a recording of the 'two divorces' crying gashead when they became non league? I could do with a laugh!

Hi I have a recording called relegation rock with horse punching sound effects Jeffrey twenty Twatt and all the quotes when the 15ers got relegated very funny I am away at the moment in Croatia but can email you a copy middle-of next week 

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17 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

I could do? I have just realised that it's not on my current device but is still saved in full on my hard drive.

I will dig it out because I like listening to it and laughing in my car 

Haha, we should all have a copy in the car.  You have to put that on Youtube, it would be a crime not to.

On second thoughts, perhaps not as we would all be crashing from laughing.

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Well at last they've taken a lead over us! Next Tuesday Rovers are holding a free pie tasting event with the sole purpose of improving the club's pies on match days. Come on Bristol Sport get a grip.  We can't be left behind in the pie world

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14 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

Well at last they've taken a lead over us! Next Tuesday Rovers are holding a free pie tasting event with the sole purpose of improving the club's pies on match days. Come on Bristol Sport get a grip.  We can't be left behind in the pie world

We reviewed the pies online from the tens of thousands of reviews there, makes sense ay..

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1 hour ago, pongo88 said:

Well at last they've taken a lead over us! Next Tuesday Rovers are holding a free pie tasting event with the sole purpose of improving the club's pies on match days. Come on Bristol Sport get a grip.  We can't be left behind in the pie world

Aren't their pies just trying to catch up with ours as well..?!

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37 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Exciting day for the sags tomorrow. As it looks like it's going to piss down. They can try out their new waterproof ponchos 

Sadly Argyle are truly awful this season so can`t see anything other than a home win unfortunately. They`ve also sold out their allocation so a reasonable crowd too I imagine.

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1 hour ago, pongo88 said:

Well at last they've taken a lead over us! Next Tuesday Rovers are holding a free pie tasting event with the sole purpose of improving the club's pies on match days. Come on Bristol Sport get a grip.  We can't be left behind in the pie world

 

24 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Aren't their pies just trying to catch up with ours as well..?!

Mind the Gap................................

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7 hours ago, pongo88 said:

Well at last they've taken a lead over us! Next Tuesday Rovers are holding a free pie tasting event with the sole purpose of improving the club's pies on match days. Come on Bristol Sport get a grip.  We can't be left behind in the pie world

Tomlin never got left behing in the pie stakes (or steaks).

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8 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Here is a joke one that I made

https://instaud.io/1iNY

The whole of Mikes call

https://instaud.io/1iO0

And another one with Holloway's 1990 speech at the end....makes more sense now than it did back then.

https://instaud.io/1iO2

You can download and enjoy....

Will try and find a way to get the whole shows uploaded. I might have to break them down when I have a bit more time, either later this evening or tomorrow.

My gift from the gift that keeps on giving......

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant . :clap:

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12 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Here is a joke one that I made

https://instaud.io/1iNY

The whole of Mikes call

https://instaud.io/1iO0

And another one with Holloway's 1990 speech at the end....makes more sense now than it did back then.

https://instaud.io/1iO2

You can download and enjoy....

Will try and find a way to get the whole shows uploaded. I might have to break them down when I have a bit more time, either later this evening or tomorrow.

My gift from the gift that keeps on giving......

......the last couple of seconds of that 1st one....I'm in tears here :rofl2br::clap:

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23 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Here is a joke one that I made

https://instaud.io/1iNY

The whole of Mikes call

https://instaud.io/1iO0

And another one with Holloway's 1990 speech at the end....makes more sense now than it did back then.

https://instaud.io/1iO2

You can download and enjoy....

Will try and find a way to get the whole shows uploaded. I might have to break them down when I have a bit more time, either later this evening or tomorrow.

My gift from the gift that keeps on giving......

Brilliant,  post of the year undoubtedly!

Nice one mate. :clapping:

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1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Here is a joke one that I made

https://instaud.io/1iNY

The whole of Mikes call

https://instaud.io/1iO0

And another one with Holloway's 1990 speech at the end....makes more sense now than it did back then.

https://instaud.io/1iO2

You can download and enjoy....

Will try and find a way to get the whole shows uploaded. I might have to break them down when I have a bit more time, either later this evening or tomorrow.

And a bonus video.....

http://sendvid.com/l6789ifk

My gift from the gift that keeps on giving......

Absolute genius that first one...where's my corset, my sides are in shreds

Top work Cheese

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1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Here is a joke one that I made

https://instaud.io/1iNY

The whole of Mikes call

https://instaud.io/1iO0

And another one with Holloway's 1990 speech at the end....makes more sense now than it did back then.

https://instaud.io/1iO2

You can download and enjoy....

Will try and find a way to get the whole shows uploaded. I might have to break them down when I have a bit more time, either later this evening or tomorrow.

And a bonus video.....

http://sendvid.com/l6789ifk

My gift from the gift that keeps on giving......

Top work mate. I needed cheering up today and that`s hit the spot!

All this stuff needs collecting together and putting in the classics in it`s own thread IMO.

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26 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

I don't know. There are a fair number of idiots in work so it might be.

https://twitter.com/Gashead04Mark/status/914126174502219776

He must be parody surely? I love his bio though

Quote

Hard line Brexit/Right wing supporter. Willing to take up arms to defeat the dangerous left. Bristol Rovers & West Ham supporter. Loves Chick flicks/Chick Lit.

 

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6 minutes ago, Tomarse said:

Another red card in a game involving the saga. Seriously is it me or do they seem to have more in their games than the rest of the FL combined 

To be fair I think that is Plymouth's fifth so far, so hardly a surprise.

I do think under Clarke that they try and get opponents sent off though, both Charlton and Bury's managers have commented this season on their diving to get players booked.

Not that Jack Vittles' North Korean style reporting in The Post has ever mentioned this, of course.

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