Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[pongo88]

The new grounds man has been experimenting with a new type of sand based pitch at a secret seaside location. Just a little bit of fine tuning and it will be ready to install at Horfield 

[Super]

28 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

That's libellous, he has scored. I know he has because I was there when he did it . I hope to see him do it again some day.

Just out of interest what do you make of Henbury Gas?! 

[Miah Dennehy]

5 minutes ago, Super said:

Just out of interest what do you make of Henbury Gas?! 

He enjoys winding people up on the internet.

[Sprocket]

37 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Sought the truth. As that forum is so full of self congratulating, number fiddling, self obsessed  methane snorters who wouldn't know the truth if it hit them in the face, that probably is pretty bad in their world. 

A bit like the donald  then.

[BCFC11]

22 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

He enjoys winding people up on the internet.

I’m fairly certain that’s not the only thing he enjoys on the internet, that wetwipe needs his hard drive checking asap.

[cityal]

37 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

The new grounds man has been experimenting with a new type of sand based pitch at a secret seaside location. Just a little bit of fine tuning and it will be ready to install at Horfield 

Are they shelling out for new yellow goalposts too?

[Cotham Brow Red]

4 hours ago, Harry said:

I’ve had some info about “Sand-Gate”. 

Remember when they said they’d used the wrong kind of sand on their pitch, hence it being so shit. 

Remember when they sacked their Stadium Manager earlier in the season? 

Well. Allegedly, said Stadium Manager was responsible for ordering the required sand (suitable for their fibre pitch). 

Said Stadium Manager then decided to purchase a much cheaper sand product and pocket the difference himself. 

Full of wrong ‘uns over there, they really are. 

Please let this be true. They are so loyal and true to there beloved club even their own supporters club felt the need to backhand themselves and feece them. Utter Bells!

Edited May 23, 2018 by Cotham Brow Red

[Cotham Brow Red]

54 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

He enjoys winding people up on the internet.

I think hes a sad attention seeking deluded idiot who one day may get himself into some serious bother. 

Especially if he can not back up accusations or remarks that he has made in an open forum without concrete evidence that he is freely willing to provide to justify said accusations.

Edited May 23, 2018 by Cotham Brow Red

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Monkeh said:

pay peanuts get monkeys

Pay peanuts and players would rather go to the massive club that is Scunny.... I cannot pinpoint the most embarrassing thing they got going on at the moment, I mean surely someone told the potential new signing about the redevelopment being in full flow starting with their new all seater new stand going up....

[Son of Fred]

20 hours ago, JBFC II said:

As I live down the road I may visit his computer shop and ask him about this story and try and get some truths, as others have said I'm all for banter but if he has nothing to back up the story then it's slander and that isn't on... 

Just don't 'employ 'ees services-by his own admission he up's the price if he thinks your 'City'!

[Mtimmy11]

5 hours ago, Harry said:

I’ve had some info about “Sand-Gate”. 

Remember when they said they’d used the wrong kind of sand on their pitch, hence it being so shit. 

Remember when they sacked their Stadium Manager earlier in the season? 

Well. Allegedly, said Stadium Manager was responsible for ordering the required sand (suitable for their fibre pitch). 

Said Stadium Manager then decided to purchase a much cheaper sand product and pocket the difference himself. 

Full of wrong ‘uns over there, they really are. 

I have it from a very good source that was just the straw that broke the camels back.he was up to no good a lot of the time.

[BCFC11]

28 minutes ago, Mtimmy11 said:

I have it from a very good source that was just the straw that broke the camels back.he was up to no good a lot of the time.

‘Lovely bloke’ though according to the fewers.

Swear I’ve heard them say that about someone else aswell 

[Rudolf Hucker]

59 minutes ago, wood_red said:

Pay peanuts and players would rather go to the massive club that is Scunny.... I cannot pinpoint the most embarrassing thing they got going on at the moment, I mean surely someone told the potential new signing about the redevelopment being in full flow starting with their new all seater stand going up being pitched....

Corrected that for you.

[Lanterne Rouge]

49 minutes ago, Mtimmy11 said:

I have it from a very good source that was just the straw that broke the camels back.he was up to no good a lot of the time.

They just can`t help themselves can they? Once a thieving pikey, always a thieving pikey. 

[GrahamC]

6 hours ago, Harry said:

I’ve had some info about “Sand-Gate”. 

Remember when they said they’d used the wrong kind of sand on their pitch, hence it being so shit. 

Remember when they sacked their Stadium Manager earlier in the season? 

Well. Allegedly, said Stadium Manager was responsible for ordering the required sand (suitable for their fibre pitch). 

Said Stadium Manager then decided to purchase a much cheaper sand product and pocket the difference himself. 

Full of wrong ‘uns over there, they really are. 

Exactly the same thing I’ve heard mate.

What with stewards allegedly taking money to let away fans into the ground whilst avoiding the turnstiles and that load of thievery from their supporters club, they’re a rum bunch, eh?

[Lanterne Rouge]

16 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Exactly the same thing I’ve heard mate.

What with stewards allegedly taking money to let away fans into the ground whilst avoiding the turnstiles and that load of thievery from their supporters club, they’re a rum bunch, eh?

Don`t forget the `loyal & true` flogging off their season ticket books and claiming they had got lost in the post to get new ones.

[BCFC11]

It works both ways of course, club do fans over, fans/club officials/supporters club do the same in return.

The clubs attempt at cheesy chips was pure gold 

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

6 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

... or better still, as he is the expert at sabotaging Sainsbury's, why not follow his own simple instructions and take the bag to the expensive PC section?

So recreate the smell in the dirty tinker's front room?

[BCFC11]

They are all creaming themselves over a new nickname they have found for us, a hell of a lot of thought must of gone into it, the person who came up with it is obviously a pure genius as they seem to love it.

Bristol Spitty. 

[h hills left shoe]

23 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

They are all creaming themselves over a new nickname they have found for us, a hell of a lot of thought must of gone into it, the person who came up with it is obviously a pure genius as they seem to love it.

Bristol Spitty. 

I wonder what primary school that person goes to, is it in henbury? 

[reddoh]

4 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

That's libellous, he has scored. I know he has because I was there when he did it . I hope to see him do it again some day.

when he shot was it on target ? did it glance in off a defenders arse or was it a 35 yard screamer that got you all (both) out of your plastic seats or was it an away game in a proper stadium? 

[BS4 on Tour...]

13 minutes ago, reddoh said:

when he shot was it on target ? did it glance in off a defenders arse or was it a 35 yard screamer that got you all (both) out of your plastic seats or was it an away game in a proper stadium? 

Pretty sure our seats are made of plastic....

[reddoh]

1 minute ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Pretty sure our seats are made of plastic....

sorry when I started watching it was two skinny legs not sure where the skinny went unless it was dipping? I meant patio chairs

[Fiale]

6 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Pretty sure our seats are made of plastic....

Are they chairs or seats ? A chair is always a seat, but is a seat always a chair ?

[Major Isewater]

4 minutes ago, Fiale said:

Are they chairs or seats ? A chair is always a seat, but is a seat always a chair ?

À chair is still a chair even though there's no one sitting there.

[Fiale]

9 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

À chair is still a chair even though there's no one sitting there.

But a seat is not always a chair. A chair (legs back and seat), a seat can just be a foldable piece of plastic (Ashton gate seating) a bench, a stool. The mem has chairs that are seats, we just have seats that are seats regardless of anyone is sat.

Edited May 24, 2018 by Fiale

[Miah Dennehy]

8 hours ago, reddoh said:

when he shot was it on target ? did it glance in off a defenders arse or was it a 35 yard screamer that got you all (both) out of your plastic seats or was it an away game in a proper stadium? 

It was a home game, so I was stood on terracing like proper stadiums have

[BTRFTG]

1 hour ago, Fiale said:

A chair is always a seat

Normally I'd agree but given some of the 'chairs' ( of the patio, stacking variety) deployed at The House of Hair that isn't the case. As my lardy backside can attest the slightest lateral movement when under pressure is prone to lead to a deformed chair ( which you'll agree is still a chair) but one that no longer offers seating vantage.

[myol'man]

R*vers head groundsman, Daryle Sullivan, who looks like an extra from Only Fools and Horses is pleased with his new pitch;

[BS4 on Tour...]

3 hours ago, Fiale said:

Are they chairs or seats ? A chair is always a seat, but is a seat always a chair ?

Doesn’t a chair have four legs? What’s the difference between a field and a meadow? Or a wood and a forest? These things keep me awake at night....

[Unan]

3 hours ago, Fiale said:

Are they chairs or seats ? A chair is always a seat, but is a seat always a chair ?

[BTRFTG]

46 minutes ago, Unan said:

Please don't tell me that's the new Rocaro Dug Out seats The Gas' new groundsman has purchased?

[Unan]

3 minutes ago, BTRFTG said:

Please don't tell me that's the new Rocaro Dug Out seats The Gas' new groundsman has purchased?

They got the Poundland alternative..

[SirColinOfMansfield]

4 hours ago, Fiale said:

Are they chairs or seats ? A chair is always a seat, but is a seat always a chair ?

We can't have a discussion on chairs and seats without a sneak preview of work going on at the Mem as Wally finally splashes the cash ... on new seating as well as a posh new pitch (and sand) ...

 

[BTRFTG]

2 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

We can't have a discussion on chairs and seats without a sneak preview of work going on at the Mem as Wally finally splashes the cash ... on new seating as well as a posh new pitch (and sand) ...

 

Looks like they've forgotten not one but both 'rakes'....

[reddoh]

4 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Doesn’t a chair have four legs? What’s the difference between a field and a meadow? Or a wood and a forest? These things keep me awake at night....

Meadow is open land not grazed upon(usually) whereas a field is grazed or crops grown on, the exception of course are hay meadows where surprising hay is grown.

wood or to give it its correct name woodland is a small forest and tends to have more sunlight streaming through.

sleep well tonight.

[TRL]

Henbury Gas owns his own IT business, yet his website looks like a fisher price my first web site effort

 

http://www.cjcomputing.com/page2.php

I surprised anyone uses him judging by the state of that... not the best way to advertise how great you are in IT field.  I would  have thought anyone in any part of the It world would have more respect for their own business than serving that piece of junk web site up

[Sniper]

On ‎23‎/‎05‎/‎2018 at 12:59, ZiderEyed said:

Quick google:

57 Westbury Hill, BS9 3AD

0117 962 4553

Wouldn't it be terrible if someone ordered skips and takeaway menus to that address...?

 

Done!

2 Large Skips

20 Portions of Prawn Crackers
18 Portions of Crispy Duck
16 Chicken Chow Mein
10 Chinese Roast Pork with Crispy Noodles
8 Prawn Foo Youngs
6 Bags of Chips
4 Jumbo Sausages
2 Pots of Curry Source

1 Blow up Doll

Bill sent to his long term customer Gary Glitter

[BrightCiderLife]

On 23/05/2018 at 14:24, Bristol Rob said:

It was all part of their stadium redevelopment plan.

 

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

[Bristol Rob]

3 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said:

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

Camber sands 

[Maesknoll Red]

1 hour ago, TRL said:

Henbury Gas owns his own IT business, yet his website looks like a fisher price my first web site effort

 

http://www.cjcomputing.com/page2.php

I surprised anyone uses him judging by the state of that... not the best way to advertise how great you are in IT field.  I would  have thought anyone in any part of the It world would have more respect for their own business than serving that piece of junk web site up

I cannot believe that he has taken a phrase from The League of Gentlemen and adapted it on his front page, he really is a parody of himself....... 

 

[BTRFTG]

1 hour ago, BrightCiderLife said:

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

Take care, there was that season we played at Black Layer Road..... .

[BS4 on Tour...]

3 hours ago, reddoh said:

Meadow is open land not grazed upon(usually) whereas a field is grazed or crops grown on, the exception of course are hay meadows where surprising hay is grown.

wood or to give it its correct name woodland is a small forest and tends to have more sunlight streaming through.

sleep well tonight.

Thanks - but I won’t  sleep tonight.....other things going round in my head include:-

Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when you don’t move?

Why are they called ‘apartments’ when they are all close together?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

 

[Bianconeri]

28 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Thanks - but I won’t  sleep tonight.....other things going round in my head include:-

Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when you don’t move?

Why are they called ‘apartments’ when they are all close together?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

 

Ok, so why are  all fire engines called Dennis?

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

2 hours ago, BrightCiderLife said:

It seems their much talked about stadium tour has had another addition. Following recent trips to the Not Yetihad and the No Camp, they appear to now be playing at the Sand Siro.

Where will they be playing next?  

The San Giro?

[BCFC11]

That lot wouldn’t know what a seat was if it smacked them in the face. 

Ohh hang on a minute one did when one of them decided to rip one out of the EE throw it at City fans who duly threw it back towards its rightful place only for them to whinge to anyone that would listen by saying we were the culprits by throwing seats at them.

#alwaysthevictims

[New2City]

 

2 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why isn't "phonetically" spelled phonetically?

[Lanterne Rouge]

2 hours ago, Juan Kerr said:

The San Giro?

The Burnhambau?

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

18 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

The Burnhambau?

The Burndownbeu.

 

[Tinmans Love Child]

2 hours ago, New2City said:

 

Why isn't "phonetically" spelled phonetically?

Oh the irony!

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

17 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

I cannot believe that he has taken a phrase from The League of Gentlemen and adapted it on his front page, he really is a parody of himself....... 

 

office@cjcomputing.com

[Eddie Hitler]

20 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

I cannot believe that he has taken a phrase from The League of Gentlemen and adapted it on his front page, he really is a parody of himself....... 

 

It's the careless cruelty to apostrophes that offends me more; as well as the wanton capitalisation of improper nouns.

[Steve Watts]

The irony is truly astounding!

"I see they're also getting some flack over their treatment of disabled fans, although to be fair to the retards who frequent One Turd they are unhappy about that. Kind of brings to mind the disabled fan who was ill treated at Trashton that Henners rehabilitated to The Gas. But that's somehing else the 6 digited Mongs don't like to talk about."

[Red Army 75]

42 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

The irony is truly astounding!

"I see they're also getting some flack over their treatment of disabled fans, although to be fair to the retards who frequent One Turd they are unhappy about that. Kind of brings to mind the disabled fan who was ill treated at Trashton that Henners rehabilitated to The Gas. But that's somehing else the 6 digited Mongs don't like to talk about."

******* idiots. 

[Kodjias Wrist]

Don't know why but some of their comments still surprise me.

[Bianconeri]

2 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Don't know why but some of their comments still surprise me.

I think it’s because just when you think they’ve plumbed the ultimate depths of narrow-minded pathetic stupidity they find yet more barrels of bile and lies to scrape.

[Red Army 75]

12 minutes ago, Bianconeri said:

I think it’s because just when you think they’ve plumbed the ultimate depths of narrow-minded pathetic stupidity they find yet more barrels of bile and lies to scrape.

But the cretins truly believe it . And Henbury ass is the pied piper . Imagine not being able to see through a gobshite like that . Duh 

[Bianconeri]

11 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

But the cretins truly believe it . And Henbury ass is the pied piper . Imagine not being able to see through a gobshite like that . Duh 

It’s a parable of our time, the self-obsessed, self-promoting believing only the things they like and banning anything they don’t like. Eventually the ‘truth’ is ‘what I think’, reality is ‘what I do’ and if you don’t do that, say that or think that then you are wrong, an enemy and should be excised.

I think therefore I am, I’m pink therefore I’m spam.

[Rudolf Hucker]

8 minutes ago, Bianconeri said:

It’s a parable of our time, the self-obsessed, self-promoting believing only the things they like and banning anything they don’t like. Eventually the ‘truth’ is ‘what I think’, reality is ‘what I do’ and if you don’t do that, say that or think that then you are wrong, an enemy and should be excised.

Do this well enough and you can become PotUS.

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

16 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

But the cretins truly believe it . And Henbury ass is the pied piper . Imagine not being able to see through a gobshite like that . Duh 

One or two of them are sceptical.

Anyone with half a brain can see how dodgy the story is. Disabled man, beaten up in front of 20k potential witnesses, no one intervened, no reports to the club or Police, no CCTV evidence. Shaken disabled man grieving for the loss of his father can’t leave the house because of the trauma of the attack, however somehow finds himself in CJ Computing on Westbury Hill. Henbury Gas converts this lifelong City fan with a chat and a hug, next thing you know he’s a season ticket holder in one of their tents.

The club (Rovers) apparently know about the situation but refuse to take advantage of the fantastic publicity that the story would provide their club. No leak to the Evening Post, no quiet word in Geoff Twentymans ear.

The only person who knows anything is Henbury Gas, a man who has a track record of making things up on the Internet.

Hmm.

[Eddie Hitler]

3 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

One or two of them are sceptical.

Anyone with half a brain can see how dodgy the story is. Disabled man, beaten up in front of 20k potential witnesses, no one intervened, no reports to the club or Police, no CCTV evidence. Shaken disabled man grieving for the loss of his father can’t leave the house because of the trauma of the attack, however somehow finds himself in CJ Computing on Westbury Hill. Henbury Gas converts this lifelong City fan with a chat and a hug, next thing you know he’s a season ticket holder in one of their tents.

The club (Rovers) apparently know about the situation but refuse to take advantage of the fantastic publicity that the story would provide their club. No leak to the Evening Post, no quiet word in Geoff Twentymans ear.

The only person who knows anything is Henbury Gas, a man who has a track record of making things up on the Internet.

Hmm.

No it's true; I have been provided with photographic evidence.

Here is a picture of Henbury Gas with said disabled fan, Donny Oddlegs.

[Coombsy]

23 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Thanks - but I won’t  sleep tonight.....other things going round in my head include:-

Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when you don’t move?

Why are they called ‘apartments’ when they are all close together?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

 

Why is it every time you dial a wrong number some one bloody answers it

[Bazooka Joe]

The Turd Reich

 

Edited May 25, 2018 by Bazooka Joe

[Ska Junkie]

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

One or two of them are sceptical.

Anyone with half a brain can see how dodgy the story is. Disabled man, beaten up in front of 20k potential witnesses, no one intervened, no reports to the club or Police, no CCTV evidence. Shaken disabled man grieving for the loss of his father can’t leave the house because of the trauma of the attack, however somehow finds himself in CJ Computing on Westbury Hill. Henbury Gas converts this lifelong City fan with a chat and a hug, next thing you know he’s a season ticket holder in one of their tents.

The club (Rovers) apparently know about the situation but refuse to take advantage of the fantastic publicity that the story would provide their club. No leak to the Evening Post, no quiet word in Geoff Twentymans ear.

The only person who knows anything is Henbury Gas, a man who has a track record of making things up on the Internet.

Hmm.

He's been asked to show the supposed undeniable proof he supposedly has many times (police report records, records of reports to BCFC / Bristol sport etc etc), even by supporters of his own team, and never delivers. It's total fabrication obviously. Even some of the gas fans have seen through him! Bear in mind, he has stated that he provides IT support to Bristol sport even though we all know we use a national IT company, not some 2-bit back street set up.

Maybe, rather than pander to the idiot, the gas fans should be demanding he shows all this supposed 'proof' before swallowing his obvious lies? Maybe Gregor McGregor could pop up to his shop to see this proof? 

The fact that our police liaison lady has said no such report has ever been logged with them, BCFC have said no report was ever made of any such incident, nothing was seen on the CCTV which is everywhere in our stadium and 22,000 people didn't see anything does lead me to think he's undeniably lying! You can't even fart at Ashton Gate anymore without someone seeing it!! 

Q.E.D.

I don't see why they put up with him TBH it's really quite sad. 

Edited May 25, 2018 by Ska Junkie

[JulieH]

10 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

He's been asked to show the supposed undeniable proof he supposedly has many times (police report records, records of reports to BCFC / Bristol sport etc etc), even by supporters of his own team, and never delivers. It's total fabrication obviously. Even some of the gas fans have seen through him! Bear in mind, he has stated that he provides IT support to Bristol sport even though we all know we use a national IT company, not some 2-bit back street set up.

Maybe, rather than pander to the idiot, the gas fans should be demanding he shows all this supposed 'proof' before swallowing his obvious lies? Maybe Gregor McGregor could pop up to his shop to see this proof? 

The fact that our police liaison lady has said no such report has ever been logged with them, BCFC have said no report was ever made of any such incident, nothing was seen on the CCTV which is everywhere in our stadium and 22,000 people didn't see anything does lead me to think he's undeniably lying! You can't even fart at Ashton Gate anymore without someone seeing it!! 

Q.E.D.

I don't see why they put up with him TBH it's really quite sad. 

Police lady is still saying nothing has ever been reported !! 

 

[Ska Junkie]

7 minutes ago, JulieH said:

Police lady is still saying nothing has ever been reported !! 

 

Thanks Julie. I mistakenly called you 'Helen' for some reason previously so the 'police lady' was tongue in cheek. Please accept my apologies for my stupidity! 

[ZiderEyed]

@Bazooka Joe It's a good start...

[Rudolf Hucker]

40 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

You can't even fart at Ashton Gate anymore without someone seeing it!! 

Is this true? Asking for a friend ...

[Southport Red]

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

[Ska Junkie]

16 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

Dancing around my back garden, paint brush in hand only to find out my neighbour of 12 years was a gashead!  He hasn't been to a game since they left Eastville but wasn't too happy that I was laughing uncontrollably at their demise.

Tough!!