Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[JBFC II]

22 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

At Slimbridge with some relatives, I think I gave a poor duck a heart attack... 

[slartibartfast]

31 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

In the middle of Rodway common, dreading to turn on Radio Bristol for the final score..............!

The last score I heard meant they would be down..........like Schrodinger's Cat ,if I didn't hear otherwise, they were down. and I just wanted to savour that thought until  I would find out they had equalized in the last seconds !  

[Natchfever]

59 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

In a pub in the centre of Bristol with a number of like minded citizens. Didn't see it coming to be fair and neither did the Gasheads in there who took anguished gurning to a new level..

[sticks 1969]

At Cheltenham jazz festival, walked into a pub to catch the last few minutes of sky sports news and could not believe what was happening. It was the closest I’ve ever felt as revenge for the second of may 1990....what a great summer.

[Fordy62]

Just sat in my lounge, hoping and praying and then disbelieving that it could and did happen. 

Unbelievable. 

[miser]

1 hour ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

Crawley - best atmosphere ever for an end of season kickabout!

[RumRed]

13 minutes ago, miser said:

Crawley - best atmosphere ever for an end of season kickabout!

Agreed, the looks on their fans faces when we all went mental was hilarious.  They had no idea what was going on!

[JulieH]

2 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Thanks Julie. I mistakenly called you 'Helen' for some reason previously so the 'police lady' was tongue in cheek. Please accept my apologies for my stupidity! 

I quite like being called a police * lady* , better than most things I am called!!! 

[Sweeneys Penalties]

2 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

slack jawed listening to Radio Bristol  whilst sitting on my sofa.. a mixture of laughter, joy.. (and keeping it all under wraps cos Mrs Sweeney was a Gashead). She eventually looked at me at about 7 (after I'd played it down for a while) and  told me to "let rip...  you;re obviously dying to". I ambled off down The Plough with a smirk on my face and got plastered. Oddly I had a very full wallet, and a pub full of Saints and Brighton fans kept buying me drinks. Wonder if they have an issue with the Blue Few too?

[myol'man]

13 minutes ago, JulieH said:

I quite like being called a police * lady* , better than most things I am called!!! 

Is "WPC" still used?

[Lanterne Rouge]

2 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

Driving past Yeovil on the A303, how I never caused a multi vehicle pile-up I shall never know. I had to pull into a layby until the laughter subsided enough for me to rive on safely!

[bakes]

On a footy tour with my lad in France when all the text messages started coming through.

Needless to say had a few that night to celebrate.

 

 

[Reigate Red]

56 minutes ago, miser said:

Crawley - best atmosphere ever for an end of season kickabout!

Yep I went with my daughter and had to explain what all the fuss was about as we counted down:

3 minutes and the gas are down

2 minutes and the gas are down 

1 minute and the gas are down

0 minutes and the gas are down - cue mental scenes

[reddoh]

2 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

I was sat in my kitchen having stopped working in the garden and laughing my arse off

[Cotham Brow Red]

2 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

The Wellington 

[Sweeneys Penalties]

6 minutes ago, Cotham Brow Red said:

The Wellington 

Youre kidding? What a place to be

[AshtonPark]

49 minutes ago, JulieH said:

I quite like being called a police * lady* , better than most things I am called!!! 

Surely in 2018 it has to be police person. Can’t stereotype based on gender....

[PolskRed]

3 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

I was having a beer outside the stadium about to go in to watch Lechia Gdansk v Legia Warsaw.  My brother phoned me to let me know the wonderful news, couldn't believe it as I thought after their game at Wycombe they were safe!!!  

Got some proper funny looks jumping round celebrating and totally buzzing.  Only my wife's family understood my happiness and they were loving it as well.  Lechia lost 0-1 to Legia but even that couldn't ruin my night, a brilliant time.

Needless to say the Tyskie went down a treat that night!!

[Red Army 75]

59 minutes ago, JulieH said:

I quite like being called a police * lady* , better than most things I am called!!! 

Cheers bird. You go out with a gashead don’t you. Could be wrong 

[Cotham Brow Red]

34 minutes ago, Sweeneys Penalties said:

Youre kidding? What a place to be

Just had a feeling so walked up Glossy Rd. Went past the Methane Ground and it was HT so quiet. Spend 2nd half in the Welly on OTIB on the relegation thread until it happened. The funniest thing (apart from the formation of NLBR obviously) was there was a bloke drinking out the front with a "Mind The Gap" T shirt on when they started angrily coming from the ground. Although seeing grown middle aged men crying did not sit easy with me. I got the hell outta there then i laughed my bits off 

[BS4 on Tour...]

3 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

I was sipping a cool lager outside the Naval Volunteer Pub in King Street - not sure the pub is called that now?! My mate phoned me and I literally spat my lager out, couldn’t believe they couldn’t draw at home to the Colin Daniel XI....and the other results went against them....everything that had to happen, happened! You cannot choreograph comedy like that! I couldn’t stop laughing all night! The lager suddenly tasted better, the weather suddenly felt warmer, I suddenly felt younger, everyone suddenly looked more beautiful....and still I laughed....and laughed....that mob up the road were officially NON LEAGUE! Pick the bones out of that Darrell! Happy Bloody Days!

 

[You Do The Dziekanowski]

 

Still remember talking to Crawley fans after the game and they were wondering what the hell we were celebrating for. (can’t remember the game, very boring with both teams already on the beach) 

 

but the away end (and side) was rocking! Loads of us down there singing from start to end. 

 

 

Cant wait until it happens again 

[Red Army 75]

NLBR 

[PHILINFRANCE]

4 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

In the middle of Rodway common, dreading to turn on Radio Bristol for the final score..............!

The last score I heard meant they would be down..........like Schrodinger's Cat ,if I didn't hear otherwise, they were down. and I just wanted to savour that thought until  I would find out they had equalized in the last seconds !  

Wow.

It's not every day you are able to make reference to Schrodinger's Cat on OTIB. But at the same time it is.

 

[Swede]

5 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

Washing the car and gleefully tuned in for the last 30 minutes when the realisation of their pitiful existence as a football league club could be coming to an end.

As each minute passed the level of excitement and merriment increased as memories of doing the conga at Wigan and the constant laughing at Pride Park, the previous times of their abject relegation are soon to be eclipsed. Everyone that drove by had their windows down tooting their horns shouting the gas are down.

What a fantastic day.

[freezer]

6 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

Thanks for asking. A special memory I'd love to share.

I was sat in a friends car, travelling from Bristol to Bath, with me missus and 3 other friends, for a slap up meal to celebrate a birthday.

As the games wore on I apologised to my fellow passengers, that something very special could be happening and that i had to stay in the car listening to Radio Bristol and said to them to carry on to the restaurant and I'd follow later.

Well, fair play to them all, they phoned the restaurant, said that we would be slightly late and waited by the car so I could soak it up. 

And then it happened! They were somewhat perplexed at my euphoric behaviour but fed off of my positive vibes.

Oh, and the fact I also had a seemingly dead bet on the blue few getting relegated that came in to the tune of £150 was the icing on the cake. Blew the lot on fizz and cocktails for me and my friends.

Yes, thanks for asking. A very special day.

 

 

[BCFC11]

12 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

I was in the away end 

[ColeCiderRed]

11 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

I was in the away end 

I was with him!

[BCFC11]

7 minutes ago, ColeCiderRed said:

I was with him!

I was only messing, wouldn’t be seen dead in that shit tip unless it was v ourselves.

[JulieH]

11 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Cheers bird. You go out with a gashead don’t you. Could be wrong 

Wrong I am afraid, married to a Leeds fan !! 

[JulieH]

12 hours ago, myol'man said:

Is "WPC" still used?

Only by me!! I still sign my name wpc, as my dad used to say I was a woman before a pc!!!

 

Edited May 26, 2018 by JulieH

[Major Isewater]

15 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Is this true? Asking for a friend ...

Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . 

I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. 

 

No lamas were hurt during the making of this post .

Edited May 26, 2018 by Major Isewater

[Reigate Red]

6 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . 

I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. 

 

Given some of the noxious smells that I have inhaled over the years I could well imagine there could be a green tinge to them 

[Son of Fred]

14 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . 

I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. 

 

Or if the artiste' were to scorch a 'Tudor rose' on the wall....

[Super]

Somone on twitter last night saying they would take 50k to kiev if they were in the CL final

[Bazooka Joe]

24 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Can you technically see a fart ?

Yes, of course you can !

 

Edited May 26, 2018 by Bazooka Joe

[Major Isewater]

5 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said:

Yes, of course you can !

 

 

With respect to D.C that's top wafting . 

Though second best to our old coach .

 

Edited May 26, 2018 by Major Isewater

[BCFC11]

1 hour ago, Super said:

Somone on twitter last night saying they would take 50k to kiev if they were in the CL final

Poor for them that is.

Edited May 26, 2018 by BCFC11

[1960maaan]

2 hours ago, Super said:

Somone on twitter last night saying they would take 50k to kiev if they were in the CL final

Please, please find that Tweet and post it 

[BCFC11]

Just noticed one of their players has signed a undisclosed length contract, not the first time they have done this but they are the only club I've ever known to do this sort of thing. Maybe they are worried about losing their best players for peanuts?

[supercidered]

26 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

I'll just leave this here.

 

Is that the Chuckle Brothers on Roids?

[Lanterne Rouge]

4 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Just noticed one of their players has signed a undisclosed length contract, not the first time they have done this but they are the only club I've ever known to do this sort of thing. Maybe they are worried about losing their best players for peanuts?

Or maybe they don`t want their fans to know that they`ve put some carthorse on a three year deal.

[Sweeneys Penalties]

15 hours ago, Cotham Brow Red said:

Just had a feeling so walked up Glossy Rd. Went past the Methane Ground and it was HT so quiet. Spend 2nd half in the Welly on OTIB on the relegation thread until it happened. The funniest thing (apart from the formation of NLBR obviously) was there was a bloke drinking out the front with a "Mind The Gap" T shirt on when they started angrily coming from the ground. Although seeing grown middle aged men crying did not sit easy with me. I got the hell outta there then i laughed my bits off 

shame you took to walking out..... the experience (if you were able to keep your laughter bolted inside) would have been priceless. 

[Rudolf Hucker]

18 hours ago, Southport Red said:

I was in Hawkshead today making deliveries. Stopped in the car park to eat a sandwich and then realised I was in exactly the same space I was in when 5 Live told me Bristol Rovers had just been relegated out of the football League. 

Where were you at that same moment?

The day after their relegation out of the Football League, I shopped in the Tesco Yate store. Upon leaving, I pushed my trolley into the lift and turned around to see that I'd been joined by  a 15er (as they were soon to be known) wearing his jester outfit. He pressed the button on the lift. The doors closed and the automated voice spoke: "Going Down". I snorted with laughter. He said nothing then sheepishly departed i to the car park.

The day of their relegation was the start of a full year of fun and happiness which has never truly ended. They've kept on giving.

[Sweeneys Penalties]

11 hours ago, freezer said:

Thanks for asking. A special memory I'd love to share.

I was sat in a friends car, travelling from Bristol to Bath, with me missus and 3 other friends, for a slap up meal to celebrate a birthday.

As the games wore on I apologised to my fellow passengers, that something very special could be happening and that i had to stay in the car listening to Radio Bristol and said to them to carry on to the restaurant and I'd follow later.

Well, fair play to them all, they phoned the restaurant, said that we would be slightly late and waited by the car so I could soak it up. 

And then it happened! They were somewhat perplexed at my euphoric behaviour but fed off of my positive vibes.

Oh, and the fact I also had a seemingly dead bet on the blue few getting relegated that came in to the tune of £150 was the icing on the cake. Blew the lot on fizz and cocktails for me and my friends.

Yes, thanks for asking. A very special day.

 

 

Ho. What a hugely satisfying day

[Bianconeri]

7 hours ago, ColeCiderRed said:

I was with him!

I thought there were 10,000 of us reds in the away end

[Fiale]

2 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Here he is then Billy Bullshitter, needs to get that ear fixed, looks hideous.

 

Hey don't mock his ear, half of it was bitten off by a shark. 

He was rescuing a disabled child who was thrown off a ferry by a city fan, the kid was so traumatised he even manage to sell the poor shell shocked kids family a Rovers season ticket.

.

[BCFC11]

1 minute ago, Fiale said:

 

Hey don't mock his ear, half of it was bitten off by a shark. 

He was rescuing a disabled child who was thrown off a ferry by a city fan, the kid was so traumatised he even manage to sell the poor shell shocked kids family a Rovers season ticket.

.

 fair play.

How long before he’s on asschat denying it’s him?

[Eddie Hitler]

Errr...

Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread.  And not just for aesthetic reasons!

To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down.

[bend it like brian]

1 hour ago, Sweeneys Penalties said:

Someone may have already said...but where does this bloke work?..I ask because I don't want to help line his pockets in any way, shape or form

c j computing....they specialize in putting porn on your computer

[TV Tom]

9 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Errr...

Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread.  And not just for aesthetic reasons!

To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down.

You must be the soul of the party

[Eddie Hitler]

1 minute ago, harrys said:

You must be the soul of the party

I wouldn't be happy if a normal poster on here, say you or me, was having photographs of their business, its address, and their own picture plastered all over a gas public forum so to me the same courtesy should be extended.

The only post I have reported is my own in order to flag it up because I don't think anyone on this thread is being deliberately malicious.  Just sometimes banter crosses a line.

[Bianconeri]

24 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Errr...

Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread.  And not just for aesthetic reasons!

To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down.

I share the discomfort Eddie, this now goes beyond a wind up in my humble opinion.

[Eddie Hitler]

1 minute ago, Bianconeri said:

I share the discomfort Eddie, this now goes beyond a wind up in my humble opinion.

Thanks for the support Bianconeri.  I don't think there's anything remotely malicious from any of the guys posting here who are just trying to have a laugh but it's now crossed the line IMHO.

[Clarky89]

35 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Errr...

Banter is great and Henbury Gas is clearly a total belter but I'm really not happy with his picture being shown on this thread.  And not just for aesthetic reasons!

To be open about this I am going to message the mods to suggest that it be taken down.

Says a man who thinks it's acceptable to use Hitler within a username. 

 

Maybe the mods mods should look at that. 

[steviestevieneville]

24 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

I wouldn't be happy if a normal poster on here, say you or me, was having photographs of their business, its address, and their own picture plastered all over a gas public forum so to me the same courtesy should be extended.

The only post I have reported is my own in order to flag it up because I don't think anyone on this thread is being deliberately malicious.  Just sometimes banter crosses a line.

Perhaps he shouldn’t go around making up malicious rumours about our fan base then. If you keep bullshitting about things it will catch up with you eventually 

[BS2 Red]

On 25/05/2018 at 13:34, Steve Watts said:

The irony is truly astounding!

"I see they're also getting some flack over their treatment of disabled fans, although to be fair to the retards who frequent One Turd they are unhappy about that. Kind of brings to mind the disabled fan who was ill treated at Trashton that Henners rehabilitated to The Gas. But that's somehing else the 6 digited Mongs don't like to talk about."

It’s amazing that while trying to criticise City over an (imaginary!) incident with a disabled fan, this dumbass uses the words “******” and “person I disagree with”. Absurdly stupid.

[DANWRENBCFC4LIFE]

31 minutes ago, Clarky89 said:

Says a man who thinks it's acceptable to use Hitler within a username. 

 

Maybe the mods mods should look at that. 

His username is a nod to “Bottom”

[54-46]

6 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . 

I reckon the only way to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. 

 

No lamas were hurt during the making of this post .

Am sure I read somewhere that dogs can see their own farts

Would certainly explain my dogs reaction every time he drops one

[Atlanta_Red]

7 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Can you technically see a fart ? supposing there's no ' follow through ' . 

I reckon the only to see one would be if the perpetrator was wearing dusty trousers and a little fart shaped cloud accompanied the emission. 

 

No lamas were hurt during the making of this post .

Yep.  I have a FLIR thermal camera and it can pick those up easily.

[Bianconeri]

1 hour ago, Eddie Hitler said:

Thanks for the support Bianconeri.  I don't think there's anything remotely malicious from any of the guys posting here who are just trying to have a laugh but it's now crossed the line IMHO.

You are welcome. Like you I think it’s not done out of malice, it’s just something that can get out of hand all too easily. While Henbury Sag’s actions mark him out as a weapons-grade t*ss*r there are limits. In my humble opinion.

[Clarky89]

1 hour ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said:

His username is a nod to “Bottom”

Yes, with a character bearing a name nodding to Adolf Hitler. 

[lenred]

16 minutes ago, Clarky89 said:

Yes, with a character bearing a name nodding to Adolf Hitler. 

In fairness Clarky, Bottom was a fantastic comedy show watched and loved by millions (me included). Don't think the character name causes any offence whatsoever if you know what it refers to. 

[ZiderEyed]

22 minutes ago, Clarky89 said:

Yes, with a character bearing a name nodding to Adolf Hitler. 

You on a wind up or something?

Edward Elizabeth Hitler is one of the most famous comedy characters ever, and the character has nothing to do with the Nazis. It's a joke FFS.

[Major Isewater]

1 hour ago, 54-46 said:

Am sure I read somewhere that dogs can see their own farts

Would certainly explain my dogs reaction every time he drops one

My dog always hid under the sofa when he farted. 

Very amusing when we had guests sat there , looking at one another with that ' it wasn't me ' expression on their dear little faces as they tried desperately not to smell it . 

 

[Dollymarie]

I’ve deleted the picture, as per requests/reports. 

[Eddie Hitler]

17 minutes ago, Dollymarie said:

I’ve deleted the picture, as per requests/reports. 

Thanks.

[Bianconeri]

47 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

My dog always hid under the sofa when he farted. 

Very amusing when we had guests sat there , looking at one another with that ' it wasn't me ' expression on their dear little faces as they tried desperately not to smell it . 

 

Reminds me of an old joke.

A man was invited to dinner with his posh girlfriend’s parents. Just after sitting down to eat he felt the neec to fart so he let one go as stealthily as he could.

’Rover get out from under the table’ said the father.

Thinking  he’d got away with it our hero relaxes and, of couse, another fart starts to rumble. He lets it go, reckoning the dog willget the blame only to hear the dad say

’Rover get out from there before he shits on you’.

[IdliketoRogerMoore]

On 23/05/2018 at 17:57, Super said:

Just out of interest what do you make of Henbury Gas?! 

Has a serious hard on for cats!

[Ska Junkie]

Come on, loitering gasheads, call your boy out to PROVE all the garbage he has thrown at our club please?

We have a serving police officer that is showing he's a bullshitting piece of crap so it's about time you did the right thing and called for him to provide the 'PROOF' he has mouthed off about.

To the decent gashead readers, please do the right thing and show this lowlife for what he undoubtedly is? He 'allegedly' has legal documents proving his lies.

We will NOT stop until he has been proven to be exactly what we KNOW he is, the police, our club and 22,000 attendees know the truth about him, it's about time he proved it one way or the other WTGR possible respect to your decent supporters. We know he's lying, he's one of yours so call for him to either back it up or shut up please.

Do the right thing eh!