RedLionLad Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 hours ago, BS2 Red said: Stick her in a tent and she’ll do anything you want. She went into the tent and caused £30's worth of damage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 17 hours ago, supercidered said: I'm guessing, her snatch. I bet she's not seen it for years. 17 hours ago, Swede said: I wish you wouldn't do that, I was having a nice pork pie for my lunch. I don't feel hungry anymore Good job that it wasn't a kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Juan Kerr said: Good job that it wasn't a kebab. Or a blue waffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 19 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: If you're referring to the Bristol Rovers Bike, then I most certainly have not. These things take time. You'd need a team of fluffers flown in from Porn Valley, several Viagra and 10 pints of Thatchers before even getting in to barge pole touching distance. Although I'm sure when you get over the Blue and White quarters, she's a generous woman with a warm heart . ( who probably goes like a steam hammer ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: You'd need a team of fluffers flown in from Porn Valley, several Viagra and 10 pints of Thatchers before even getting in to barge pole touching distance. Although I'm sure when you get over the Blue and White quarters, she's a generous woman with a warm heart . ( who probably goes like a steam hammer ) Dont forget the paper bags, one her one for you in case hers falls off. Speaking for the OTIB community I would like to wish Rudolph the best of british luck when he goes in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, SimonR said: Dont forget the paper bags, one her one for you in case hers falls off. Speaking for the OTIB community I would like to wish Rudolph the best of british luck when he goes in. I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 40 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. Bollocks! You’d just close your eyes and pinch your nose..! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 42 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. 32 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said: We all know you don't decline Let alone ‘emphatically’ !! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Don't know if this has been mentioned on here but the sags have now finally upgraded to having season cards, a whole 10 years after we did, yep they are finally coming for us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 14 minutes ago, JBFC II said: Don't know if this has been mentioned on here but the sags have now finally upgraded to having season cards, a whole 10 years after we did, yep they are finally coming for us... Next thing will be the flinstones getting knife and forks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Next thing will be the flinstones getting knife and forks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously good away following." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old parkender Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Famously good in their own deluded minds and the deluded mind of the gas season ticket holding editor of that rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Famously good away following? Is there no end to this rags love-in with Rovers? Maybe they should take a look at the photo of the 1000’s they took to Gillingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously good away following." Well, that`s their ready made excuse for only taking 200 up there sorted then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I'm sure easyjet bosses were looking frantically at the fixtures for when the massive bristol rovers were travelling in their tens of thousands to Sunderland... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 The travelling gas army preparing for takeoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 19/06/2018 at 11:40, Major Isewater said: You'd need a team of fluffers flown in from Porn Valley, several Viagra and 10 pints of Thatchers before even getting in to barge pole touching distance. Although I'm sure when you get over the Blue and White quarters, she's a generous woman with a warm heart . ( who probably goes like a steam hammer ) Bangs like a trawler's shitehouse door in a storm....errrm, allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously good away following." Utterly ridiculous. 33 clubs outside the Prem had a better average away support than the Sags last season (include ourselves, as usual). How the **** is that “famously good”? Idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 23/05/2018 at 13:14, Monkeh said: he can't which was proven at the time, the bloke isn't right in the head, So is their away support as famously good as their famously shit home support? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously good away following." Maybe their website increases price based on the number of views a particular flight has recorded.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously good away following." I think they’ve got it spot on - apparently an EasyJet flight can take 189 people so that pretty much accommodates their away support... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously good away following." How can the Bristol post not know how Easy jet works, you book early to get cheap tickets, the more tickets sold the higher the price of those remaining. They have nearly always operated this system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, old parkender said: Famously good in their own deluded minds and the deluded mind of the gas season ticket holding editor of that rag I used to work with a guy who’d been a reporter at The Bristol Post in a previous role....he was from the Wirral and was a big Tranmere fan so had no axe to grind, he told me editorial meetings at The Bristol Post made it clear the rag was pro gas and he was once sent hundreds of miles to write a story covering the court appearance of ONE City fan who’d been arrested at an away game.... Edited June 21, 2018 by BS4 on Tour... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Utterly ridiculous. 33 clubs outside the Prem had a better average away support than the Sags last season (include ourselves, as usual). How the **** is that “famously good”? Idiots. They must of flew in wallys helicopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted June 22, 2018 Admin Share Posted June 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: Maybe their website increases price based on the number of views a particular flight has recorded.... Beat me to it @Bristol Rob these sites will increase their prices when there is a lot of "clicks" etc on the flight searches If the tickets don't get purchased the prices will drop again - nothing new here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Hang on there, How are they going to pay, Flights cost money and they dont seem to have any? I dont think there is a fence you can pass your ticket through at the airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 hours ago, phantom said: Beat me to it @Bristol Rob these sites will increase their prices when there is a lot of "clicks" etc on the flight searches If the tickets don't get purchased the prices will drop again - nothing new here Whenever you browse EasyJet/Ryan air etc, delete your browsing history/cookies before going back in to buy, then you will get the best available fare. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: They must of flew in wallys helicopter Looks like they came on a drone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 17 hours ago, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 With the big away day just 10 days before Christmas the huge price of travel is likely to put off many fans. Get your excuses in early! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, myol'man said: With the big away day just 10 days before Christmas the huge price of travel is likely to put off many fans. Get your excuses in early! They will all be queuing up at their world famous Santa’s grotto, won’t they..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 34 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said: Looks like they came on a drone. Sounds messy !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 15 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Sounds messy !! Please don`t....I`ve just eaten my snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 hours ago, myol'man said: With the big away day just 10 days before Christmas the huge price of travel is likely to put off many fans. Get your excuses in early! It's just the usual dribble spouted by the post, to the self appointed best fans in the world bullshit brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 so 10k locked outside of Bristol Airport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 I don't blame the airlines for putting the price up, if it means there'll be no mid air titty cricket,the trolly dollies can breathe a huge sigh of relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 The unbiassed evening post, once did a comparison between the two clubs support. They found that there was very little difference between the two overall attendances, claiming that Rovers support was really quite good compared to city's average. They were correct but, their comparison was an average attendance including home and away matches, especially when rather large attendances were recorded for Rovers away games over the Christmas and new year period, which resulted in there being a narrowing of averages. The home averages were rather more defined with from memory, 6k more average attendances at Ashton Gate, than at the old Eastville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said: Oxymoron. No, it's true. They dig up all the dirt they can on BRFC and splatter it over the front page and hide any negative stories eminating from AG. I know, the editor in chief assured me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Massive first home game; Accrington Stanley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, myol'man said: Massive first home game; Accrington Stanley Apparently a bogey side as well Only bristol rovers could have Accrington Stanley as a bogey side, so tinpot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: Massive first home game; Accrington Stanley Who are they..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 I quite like stanley. A fantastic little club who hopefully smash rovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: Massive first home game; Accrington Stanley Who are the loyal and true racist horse punching boob cricketers being `welcomed` by on the first day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Who are the loyal and true racist horse punching boob cricketers being `welcomed` by on the first day? Peterborough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Bar BS3 said: Peterborough Hopefully a stuffing then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Rich said: The unbiassed evening post, once did a comparison between the two clubs support. They found that there was very little difference between the two overall attendances, claiming that Rovers support was really quite good compared to city's average. They were correct but, their comparison was an average attendance including home and away matches, especially when rather large attendances were recorded for Rovers away games over the Christmas and new year period, which resulted in there being a narrowing of averages. The home averages were rather more defined with from memory, 6k more average attendances at Ashton Gate, than at the old Eastville. I just remember the 3000 "crowd" at their last game at the dogtrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said: I just remember the 3000 "crowd" at their last game at the dogtrack. I heard that at least 15,000 others decided they couldn`t cope with the emotion and felt they couldn`t bear to attend. I`m sure it was in the Post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I heard that at least 15,000 others decided they couldn`t cope with the emotion and felt they couldn`t bear to attend. I`m sure it was in the Post. 15000? You horrible lying Ted! At least 3x that. Edited June 22, 2018 by Juan Kerr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I heard that at least 15,000 others decided they couldn`t cope with the emotion and felt they couldn`t bear to attend. I`m sure it was in the Post. They must have been very emotional, having stayed away for 35 years..! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Juan Kerr said: 15000? You horrible lying Ted! At least 3x that. You can read me like a book. I should have known better than to try and catch you out with such an obvious attempt at fake news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Just now, Bar BS3 said: They must have been very emotional, having stayed away for 35 years..! `If they play in the street we`ll watch from the pavements` 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Tomarse said: Dogfest at Ashton Court this weekend? Looks like Fido is up to his back wheels in DD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 On 21/06/2018 at 19:05, Wanderingred said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/easyjet-quadruple-prices-bristol-airport-1700238 "Airline company easyJet are apparently aware of Bristol Rovers' famously racist away following." Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Tomarse said: Dogfest at Ashton Court this weekend? Woman on the left going for a 'high 5', guy on the right with hand in poised position for some boob cricket? One of them was disappointed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: Who are they..? Exactly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANWRENBCFC4LIFE Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, Tomarse said: Dogfest at Ashton Court this weekend? Looks like he’s doing a Hitler salute Edited June 23, 2018 by DANWRENBCFC4LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 On 23/06/2018 at 03:00, Tomarse said: Dogfest at Ashton Court this weekend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pommers65 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12384/worst-middlesborough-home-shirt The comedians are at it again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeCiderRed Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 On 22/06/2018 at 23:48, BanburyRed said: Woman on the left going for a 'high 5', guy on the right with hand in poised position for some boob cricket? One of them was disappointed... Surely you mean a 'high 6' don't you Banbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h hills left shoe Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, pommers65 said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12384/worst-middlesborough-home-shirt The comedians are at it again.. They're something else aren't they! At least our shirts are better than a 1930s private schools rugby shirt they're so prowed of! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, pommers65 said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12384/worst-middlesborough-home-shirt The comedians are at it again.. Apparently their kit is a great selling point, yep I'm sure thousands see the quarters as being the reason why they buy rovers shirts... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, pommers65 said: http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12384/worst-middlesborough-home-shirt The comedians are at it again.. The dick who started that thread suggests we have no real identity. I hear this quite often from them. I don’t even know what they mean by it? They have changed the design of their ridiculous kit in the past and they’ve even ditched ‘da famous quarterz’ at one point. * We play in red and white, that’s our colours irrespective of how it appears on the kit. * We have played in our spiritual home for over a century. * We have never left Bristol. * Our anthem couldn’t be more West Country if we tried. As a football club from Bristol I think it’s clear who we are and where we are from. Meanwhile, over at the Gas: * They have left Bristol in the past. * They lost their spiritual home and had to steal someone else’s ground to return to Bristol. * They relied on us to give them their nickname. * They nicked their crappy American anthem (that has nothing to do with Bristol) from Plymouth Argyle. But they have got a quirky kit...so that’s obviously the only thing that matters in creating identity. Idiots. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Whoever is making their kit these days it has looked really cheap and crappy for the last three years, I mean even by their standards obviously. Last seasons kit looked like it came from a sunday league pub team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, SimonR said: Whoever is making their kit these days it has looked really cheap and crappy for the last three years, I mean even by their standards obviously. Last seasons kit looked like it came from a sunday league pub team. They`ve probably got some all in deal where the company that make their tents use the offcuts for the kit. Saves a few quid doing it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: They`ve probably got some all in deal where the company that make their tents use the offcuts for the kit. Saves a few quid doing it that way. I am half expecting next seasons sponsor to be duct taped onto the shirts to be honest, or maybe that Iron down stuff if they can afford it. #toocheaptobetinpot My 666th post Edited June 24, 2018 by SimonR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 27 minutes ago, SimonR said: Whoever is making their kit these days it has looked really cheap and crappy for the last three years, I mean even by their standards obviously. Last seasons kit looked like it came from a sunday league pub team. You do realise you're talking about the gAss , they are ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Just hearing 30 gas just gone done by 15 City . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class not gas Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Where's all this To? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Just hearing 30 gas just gone done by 15 City . Sounds like a quote from some hoolie porn :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Sounds like a quote from some hoolie porn Ok could be bullshit . Let’s see . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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