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1 hour ago, David Brent said:

I checked what had happened to prompt this sudden burst of optimism...they had just signed a 31 year old winger from Shrewsbury Town

This is a bit worrying. Why are players moving to them from bigger more stable clubs like Shrewsbury?

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4 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I’m not sure, but notably, they are not pitches being constructed, with a stadium around them..! :laughcont:

The final part of the UWE 20-20? So Steve West got his sports facilities to complete the project! Not a white patio chair or tent to be seen. Meanwhile on Friday night I nearly choked on my Thatcher whist being told that the same Steve West was still in ongoing double secret discussions with the Jordanian Billionaire. Only a matter of time I was told. Only a matter of 30 million I replied.

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1 hour ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Well our manager signed his son in 2006 .......

He'd had good reports to be fair, from his brother, Lee's Uncle.

That went well, according to the whole support base.

 

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On 01/07/2018 at 10:10, pommers65 said:

Not sure if this link has been posted before...But more comedy gold
http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12403/mass-exodus-gate

getting our pants pulled down by selling three players for £20M. Pure comedy that.

The sad life of a sag. They are green with envy, they are desperately trying to find any positive from their sad and miserable existance so they try and ridicule us which makes them look even more pathetic

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1 hour ago, Swede said:

getting our pants pulled down by selling three players for £20M. Pure comedy that.

The sad life of a sag. They are green with envy, they are desperately trying to find any positive from their sad and miserable existance so they try and ridicule us which makes them look even more pathetic

Loved the bit where one of them said there getting 17 million for two players, we would replace our entire squad 17 times for that!!

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Oldslag showing some of that humble, down to Earth attitude that they tell us makes Gasheads loved and admired throughout the football World. :laughcont:

Look at him boasting about their poxy 8k home crowds as if that’s something to be proud of, laughable. 

What those boneheads forget is that Rovers have got a catchment area of over 250k. They should be filling their tiny stadium every week, especially as they’re apparently so ******* loyal...

How many people live in Shrewsbury? 60k?

Shrews are better supported.

 

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2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Oldslag showing some of that humble, down to Earth attitude that they tell us makes Gasheads loved and admired throughout the football World. :laughcont:

Look at him boasting about their poxy 8k home crowds as if that’s something to be proud of, laughable. 

What those boneheads forget is that Rovers have got a catchment area of over 250k. They should be filling their tiny stadium every week, especially as they’re apparently so ******* loyal...

How many people live in Shrewsbury? 60k?

Shrews are better supported.

 

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together with henbury  gas this belter oldgas gotta be the most twisted of those ***** love to know to know who he/she is...

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3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Oldslag showing some of that humble, down to Earth attitude that they tell us makes Gasheads loved and admired throughout the football World. :laughcont:

Look at him boasting about their poxy 8k home crowds as if that’s something to be proud of, laughable. 

What those boneheads forget is that Rovers have got a catchment area of over 250k. They should be filling their tiny stadium every week, especially as they’re apparently so ******* loyal...

How many people live in Shrewsbury? 60k?

Shrews are better supported.

 

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That's incredible! back to back promotions and they never "sold out" their ground. His maths (like many a gashead) seems to be off too. Rovers were a creditable 8th in the average attendances last season averaging around 8900, this is not "double" little Shrewsburys gates of 6200.

Anyway to boast that the size of the club is what attracted a 31 year old lower/non-league journeyman, is quite frankly the most desperate example of papering over the cracks.

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33 minutes ago, Swede said:

Its about time we had a picture of the latest dud, tramp or traveller by the obligatory cheap garden furniture to sign for the sags to laugh at, isn't it. 

 

They are currently looking for investors, to cover the cost of new batteries for their camera. 

As soon as this can be funded, there will be a press release. 

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1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

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I'm going to leave this here. Sorry the amounts paid are in euro. 

It’s not so much the amounts, as the dates..!! 

We laughed at signing their best player for a paltry £300k. They haven’t paid that for a player since the turn of the Millenium..!!

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18 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

It’s not so much the amounts, as the dates..!! 

We laughed at signing their best player for a paltry £300k. They haven’t paid that for a player since the turn of the Millenium..!!

You're being harsh - that's only 18 years and as you know very well, TTTT.

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Bristol Rovers fans played a huge part in convincing Alex Rodman to join the Gas

Gas' new winger gives his first interview

He told the club's site : "I'm absolutely delighted now and can't wait to get ready.

Rodman says one of the biggest attractions was playing in front of the Gas ' fans.

"The fan base here is one of the main attractions.

I remember playing here years ago in a night game on a Friday night and the place was absolutely rocking. There was boob cricket, racial abuse, horse punching, burning City shirts, spitting, attacking their own stewards, punching opposing players in the back of the net, pitch invasions, multiple arrests and more banning orders than you could shake a stick at.”

"It's somewhere I've always managed to do quite well at, as Rovers have been dogshit for many years now. Someone reminded me that they have been below City for almost 18 years now!  I think someone mentioned the goal scoring record I've had against Bristol Rovers, which is quite good.

"Hopefully I can do that for Bristol Rovers but playing against them at the ground over the years, the atmosphere has been toxic and hopefully we can replicate the success I had with Shrewsbury last year and the place will be rocking this year, unless the fake sheikhs make a significant investment in the ramshackled tented commune”.

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I genuinely think that this will be Dopey's last season at R*vers.

He is apparently a talented coach and he must be getting sick and tired of the lack of investment, so come the first wave of sackings in the autumn and I think he'll jump at the chance of a decent League 1 club with a bit of cash to splash.  :gasmask:

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1 hour ago, myol'man said:

I genuinely think that this will be Dopey's last season at R*vers.

He is apparently a talented coach and he must be getting sick and tired of the lack of investment, so come the first wave of sackings in the autumn and I think he'll jump at the chance of a decent League 1 club with a bit of cash to splash.  :gasmask:

You have to wonder if he regrets not taking the Leeds role when he had the chance. Granted Leeds were something of a bonkers club back then, but if he had done well he'd be set now.

But working for a club with no money might well leave some chairmen wondering if he would be able to motivate already wealthy players. 

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11 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

But working for a club with no money might well leave some chairmen wondering if he would be able to motivate already wealthy players. 

He struggles to motivate those that are barely on minimum wage..! 

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1 hour ago, myol'man said:

I genuinely think that this will be Dopey's last season at R*vers.

He is apparently a talented coach and he must be getting sick and tired of the lack of investment, so come the first wave of sackings in the autumn and I think he'll jump at the chance of a decent League 1 club with a bit of cash to splash.  :gasmask:

Think you could be right.

He has just got his Pro licence so would certainly be in the frame if he applied for League one jobs, might get considered for lower end Championship jobs if Rovers have a half decent start.

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Dopey would need to go somewhere where he will be given time to get what team he wants, and tbf he has done well all things considered with the sags. He may also know that the manager merry go round could well be a big risk to move elsewhere and be under some pressure from the off. Along with a managerial career being a bit longer than a players, I guess he is just in a job where he is comfortable and nobody really questions him at all. But he won't be stepping up I doubt where he is and surely could get a position elsewhere, even he knows now he has been told a pack of lies by Wally et al, and knows he has to get players on free transfers. If he has any ambition he wouldn't be there now I guess.

 

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1 hour ago, Red Army 75 said:

They’ve finally smashed their transfer record. On a striker from st mirren . Who has done his research and said about their massive follow.

Oh sorry they didn’t pay **** all for him 

Keep reading that he has signed for them in preference to Sunderland, but does anyone seriously believe that he would be in BS7 now if they were really interested?

Sunderland have his ex-manager, a proper support, fantastic ground, it is much nearer to Scotland, I just don’t see it.

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9 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Keep reading that he has signed for them in preference to Sunderland, but does anyone seriously believe that he would be in BS7 now if they were really interested?

Sunderland have his ex-manager, a proper support, fantastic ground, it is much nearer to Scotland, I just don’t see it.

Exactly this, the only reason anyone would sign for them is because there is no other offer on the table

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9 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Keep reading that he has signed for them in preference to Sunderland, but does anyone seriously believe that he would be in BS7 now if they were really interested?

Sunderland have his ex-manager, a proper support, fantastic ground, it is much nearer to Scotland, I just don’t see it.

Would you like to sign for Sunderland.

No way . Bristol Rovers are in for me . There support is amazing. Bye 

Is the same when wally took over . Something along the lines of. Ye growing up in Jordan I remember Bristol Rovers well.

Its all bullshit to keep the deluded few happy 

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10 hours ago, Sergio Georgini said:

I seem to remember a few dimwits laughing at us for signing a player from Ipswich.. they've just signed a 31 year old from Shrewsbury and a player from Havent and Waterlooville. Worth a grand total of £0.00.

The gift.

You are forgetting the signing on bonus...an out of date packet of crisps and a plastic patio set.

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14 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Oldslag showing some of that humble, down to Earth attitude that they tell us makes Gasheads loved and admired throughout the football World. :laughcont:

Look at him boasting about their poxy 8k home crowds as if that’s something to be proud of, laughable. 

What those boneheads forget is that Rovers have got a catchment area of over 250k. They should be filling their tiny stadium every week, especially as they’re apparently so ******* loyal...

How many people live in Shrewsbury? 60k?

Shrews are better supported.

 

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15ers average attendance: 8933

Shrewsbury average attendance: 6249

http://www.european-football-statistics.co.uk/attn/aveeng.htm

As Danny Baker says, the Gas just can’t help lying.

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4 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Understatement there Cheese. Rovers were below City in the league for most of the 20th century too.  I have tried to graph it a few times and the gap averages one division.

Would they really have the bollocks to query the exact length of time..?!

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1 hour ago, JBFC II said:

The delusion gets worse... 

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it got us a rebuilt ground a new training facility players leaving for 5 million and up, international recognition, a cat 2 academy a pathway from youth teams to the first team, two promotions a play-off final a major cup semi final, a minor cup a league and cup double

 

yea nothing really whats spending nowt got them? santas grotto, relegated to the conference playing a team who wore your own kit, and some second hand lawn chairs from ebay  and international ridicule 

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7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Another belter from the Post, bless' em , describing the easiest task in World football.

Darrell Clarke fighting for interest in Bristol Rovers players

That looks more realistic.

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14 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Another belter from the Post, bless' em , describing the easiest task in World football.

Darrell Clarke fighting off interest in Bristol Rovers players

The problem is that Lidl are offering better wages, and they have said sinclair can sleep in their bins. How can the sags compete with that.

 

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4 hours ago, JBFC II said:

The delusion gets worse... 

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They now need medical assistance. That is an extraordinary statement to make. Even their most deluded fans must see the improvements that money has brought..? I know they can't bring themselves to do it but just stand outside the stadium....jeez, it's obvious!!

Still.....the gift still gives, so bring on more delusion!! :dancing6:

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44 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said:

Yes your eyes do decieve you, you fool.

We have to pay Scunthorpe compensation because he is under 24 and they offered him a new deal, but as he was out of contract he was a "free agent".

Plus the reason we take the piss is the fact that almost every transfer you make is a free, because you haven't a pot to piss in, and your record transfer was someone you signed last millennium.

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he mustn't of noticed the combined 5.5 million we spent on 2 others,

they haven't even spent 5 million on all their players combined in their entire history you can even chuck a ground or two into that figure

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45 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said:

Yes your eyes do decieve you, you fool.

We have to pay Scunthorpe compensation because he is under 24 and they offered him a new deal, but as he was out of contract he was a "free agent".

Plus the reason we take the piss is the fact that almost every transfer you make is a free, because you haven't a pot to piss in, and your record transfer was someone you signed last millennium.

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Plus I am assuming that the other player this latest belter is on about must be Watkins, i'm sure we paid a fee for him, in fact somewhere in the area of 10 Tilson's to use the official exchange rate and of course not forgetting that we paid .75 of a Tilson to actually sign their 10mil (or 26.6666666666666 Tilson's) star player.

Got to love 'em.

 

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56 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

he mustn't of noticed the combined 5.5 million we spent on 2 others,

they haven't even spent 5 million on all their players combined in their entire history you can even chuck a ground or two into that figure

 

49 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

Plus I am assuming that the other player this latest belter is on about must be Watkins, i'm sure we paid a fee for him, in fact somewhere in the area of 10 Tilson's to use the official exchange rate and of course not forgetting that we paid .75 of a Tilson to actually sign their 10mil (or 26.6666666666666 Tilson's) star player.

Got to love 'em.

 

Our compensation payment for Adelakun would probably break their transfer record..! 

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3 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Another belter from the Post, bless' em , describing the easiest task in World football.

Darrell Clarke fighting off interest in Bristol Rovers players

From someone with a tramp fetish.

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7 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

 

Our compensation payment for Adelakun would probably break their transfer record..! 

According to them the fact that we signed Adelakun on a free is hilarious because we laugh at them making free transfers, you can't make it up... 

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36 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

Plus I am assuming that the other player this latest belter is on about must be Watkins, i'm sure we paid a fee for him, in fact somewhere in the area of 10 Tilson's to use the official exchange rate and of course not forgetting that we paid .75 of a Tilson to actually sign their 10mil (or 26.6666666666666 Tilson's) star player.

Got to love 'em.

 

They say there's a thin line between love and hate, so as for loving them, yes, you could say I'm not far off.

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Oh dear, looks like this dick head has been triggered again by OTIB :laughcont: 

Good, that’s why this thread is so fun.

Hi Oldslag :sub:quite happy to copy your post on here. I couldn’t give a shit who is better supported than us, you’re the ones that bang on about crowds, waving your tiny nobs around and slagging off clubs like Shrewsbury in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel big. We deal in facts on here which can make for uncomfortable reading if you’re a Saghead, especially when it proves you aren’t as great as you think you are...far from it in fact. 

Come back anytime asshole, thanks for reading. :laughcont:

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Oh dear, looks like this dick head has been triggered again by OTIB :laughcont: 

Good, that’s why this thread is so fun.

Hi Oldslag :sub:quite happy to copy your post on here. I couldn’t give a shit who is better supported than us, you’re the ones that bang on about crowds, waving your tiny nobs around and slagging off clubs like Shrewsbury in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel big. We deal in facts on here which can make for uncomfortable reading if you’re a Saghead, especially when it proves you aren’t as great as you think you are...far from it in fact. 

Come back anytime asshole, thanks for reading. :laughcont:

 

 

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Well he's a rather angry fellow isn't he? And not really making a great deal of sense.

Anyway, I understood the Park Street shenanigans were started by Rovers. Perhaps he was one of them? 

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1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Oh dear, looks like this dick head has been triggered again by OTIB :laughcont: 

Good, that’s why this thread is so fun.

Hi Oldslag :sub:quite happy to copy your post on here. I couldn’t give a shit who is better supported than us, you’re the ones that bang on about crowds, waving your tiny nobs around and slagging off clubs like Shrewsbury in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel big. We deal in facts on here which can make for uncomfortable reading if you’re a Saghead, especially when it proves you aren’t as great as you think you are...far from it in fact. 

Come back anytime asshole, thanks for reading. :laughcont:

 

 

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oldgas is still bitter at great uncle Ernie for taking him to Eastville instead of watching John Atyeo down the Gate

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50 minutes ago, City Rocker said:

Well he's a rather angry fellow isn't he? And not really making a great deal of sense.

Anyway, I understood the Park Street shenanigans were started by Rovers. Perhaps he was one of them? 

They also smashed up a pub in Bradley Stoke last night after Colombia equalised. 

 

My ITK is a rovers fan who was there. Admirable bunch aren’t they 

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Anyone want to pop over there and tell them we`ve spent the thick end of £10m in the last fortnight - that`s 25+Tillsons if they can`t visualise such large numbers.

 

7 hours ago, JamesBCFC said:

Yes your eyes do decieve you, you fool.

We have to pay Scunthorpe compensation because he is under 24 and they offered him a new deal, but as he was out of contract he was a "free agent".

Plus the reason we take the piss is the fact that almost every transfer you make is a free, because you haven't a pot to piss in, and your record transfer was someone you signed last millennium.

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5 minutes ago, You Do The Dziekanowski said:

Ooooh Henbury Gas has a friend! 

 

When will they learn it was made up bullshit? 

 

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Of course, if this disabled supporter was to be real, we might even be minded to have a whip round and pay for his season ticket - in the same way that it took a City fans to galvanize their supporters to raise money for the Rovers fan who was sadly injured on military service.

Did we not help arrange a helicopter to get him to a final?

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54 minutes ago, You Do The Dziekanowski said:

Ooooh Henbury Gas has a friend! 

 

When will they learn it was made up bullshit? 

 

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Also any gashead who thinks @JulieH is anyone's tame anything obviously hasn't read her posts :) 

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3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Oh dear, looks like this dick head has been triggered again by OTIB :laughcont: 

Good, that’s why this thread is so fun.

Hi Oldslag :sub:quite happy to copy your post on here. I couldn’t give a shit who is better supported than us, you’re the ones that bang on about crowds, waving your tiny nobs around and slagging off clubs like Shrewsbury in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel big. We deal in facts on here which can make for uncomfortable reading if you’re a Saghead, especially when it proves you aren’t as great as you think you are...far from it in fact. 

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They've got nothing. Absolutely nothing. Which is why we often see pathetic posts like this, full of playground insults about interbreeding and unemployment. If "oldgas" really is "old" he obviously doesn't have much going on upstairs.

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CLUTCHING AT STRAWS;

England won the penalty shoot-out thanks to the Gas, says the Bristol Post.

Apparently some random ex-goalie who played THREE games on loan for R*vers back in 1993 is the England goalkeeping coach!

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