Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[PHILINFRANCE]

6 minutes ago, Coombsy said:

If this is true 

they would have to record tickets sold on the night so the tax man can take his cut

 

Dear Coombsy.

Far be it for me to spoil anybody's fun, but it has been known in the past for our blue friends to exaggerate or even, how should I say, to post outright nonsense. 

 

[wendyredredrobin]

Evil Post are reporting that BCFC are owned by the 6th richest owner in the EFL at £2.8 billion.  Probably no longer true though as HL shares are down by around 25%.

The Sags are on the list too with the Wally family supposedly worth £400 million.  Not much use though if they never spend any of it

[Numero Uno]

2 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Evil Post are reporting that BCFC are owned by the 6th richest owner in the EFL at £2.8 billion.  Probably no longer true though as HL shares are down by around 25%.

The Sags are on the list too with the Wally family supposedly worth £400 million.  Not much use though if they never spend any of it

No quotes about 6th biggest club in the country......we know how that turned out!!

[wendyredredrobin]

I would pount out that both Steve Lansdown and Peter Hargreaves have both said that the published figures are bollocks though (perhaps not in those words exactly).

[Roger Red Hat]

1 hour ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Evil Post are reporting that BCFC are owned by the 6th richest owner in the EFL at £2.8 billion.  Probably no longer true though as HL shares are down by around 25%.

The Sags are on the list too with the Wally family supposedly worth £400 million.  Not much use though if they never spend any of it

I should imagine a lot of club owners shares are down a fair bit at the moment!

[alexukhc]

Clarke off to Ipswich?

[Bristol Rob]

1 hour ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Evil Post are reporting that BCFC are owned by the 6th richest owner in the EFL at £2.8 billion.  Probably no longer true though as HL shares are down by around 25%.

The Sags are on the list too with the Wally family supposedly worth £400 million.  Not much use though if they never spend any of it

Unlucky da shit!

 

[BCFC11]

1 hour ago, alexukhc said:

Clarke off to Ipswich?

If they want L1 football next season then yes, don’t get all the fuss about him tbh, and yet he’s apparently their greatest ever manager 

Edited October 25, 2018 by BCFC11

[redcityman]

12 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

If they want L1 football next season then yes, don’t get all the fuss about him tbh, and yet he’s apparently their greatest ever manager 

Well he is the only manager they have had since they have been in the Football league! 

[BCFC11]

2 minutes ago, redcityman said:

Well he is the only manager they have had since they came runners up in Divison 5 

Corrected that for you.

[BS2 Red]

22 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

I might take The Gap out this weekend to celebrate being old enough to drink alcohol.

I will also be turning my clock back an hour whilst The Gap turns theirs back 18 years!

Mind The Gap!

#Tinpot

I wouldn't do that if I was you.  The Gap is a well known scrounger and you will end up having to pay for everything.  And after you've had a few drinks, The Gap will leave you in the pub and try to steal your house.

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Edited October 26, 2018 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

[Major Isewater]

6 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

53 minutes ago, BS2 Red said:

I wouldn't do that if I was you.  The Gap is a well known scrounger and you will end up having to pay for everything.  And after you've had a few drinks, The Gap will leave you in the pub and try to steal your house.

Sorry but you're completely and utterly wrong.

The Gap is good, so good and in remarkably good health. I'd advise that The Gap be taken out and celebrated at every opportunity. It's incredibly generous and constantly gives me gifts.

I admit that The Gap does have another, dark side to it but that's very well hidden, almost never seen and these days, is well under control.

The Gap has been examined recently and I'm confident that it can look forward to a long and happy existence so enjoy it (and pass it on to your kids to look after and cherish).

[Red7]

17 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

What a totally deluded f*ckwit. Is he the illegitimate son of the "unlucky da shit" cockwomble in the car? 

[NOTBLUE]

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

That was only 16 months ago mind.

[slartibartfast]

21 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said:

That was only 16 months ago mind.

Yes, Roma wasn't built in a day (or 18 years) . 

[RedRaw]

2 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Yes, Roma wasn't built in a day (or 18 years) . 

'tis true.....but their disabled and family "stands" were!

[Red-Robbo]

2 hours ago, Red7 said:

What a totally deluded f*ckwit. Is he the illegitimate son of the "unlucky da shit" cockwomble in the car? 

No. You have to have had sex with a woman to have an illegitimate child.

[NOTBLUE]

1 minute ago, Red-Robbo said:

No. You have to have had sex with a woman to have an illegitimate child.

Does it count if she was asleep at the time,and he used his hand as not to wake her,whilst looking through his neighbours bedroom window.

[Red Army 75]

2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Loyal and true. But waiting to return to watch them once they have better facilities. Dick head

[BTRFTG]

18 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Evil Post are reporting that BCFC are owned by the 6th richest owner in the EFL at £2.8 billion.  Probably no longer true though as HL shares are down by around 25%.

The Sags are on the list too with the Wally family supposedly worth £400 million.  Not much use though if they never spend any of it

Just about goes to show what The Evil's fit for these days - to adorn the bottom of a litter tray.

Firstly, just because somebody owns an entity gives no indication as to their intention or obligation to support its existence, let alone the status of friends or relations of the owner. Clearly an owner's net worth may suggest to what extent they'll likely provide support, but thats confidence only.

In Wally's case very little is known about his and his family's investments and liabilities. AJIB appears to be their main asset and for that we do know about Wally. He holds just over 5.9 million shares, which at present value are worth in the region of £8.6m.  

[Red7]

39 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

No. You have to have had sex with a woman to have an illegitimate child.

I was pishing myself so much that I forgot that basic fact. Good of you to point it out.

Maybe the child was the result of a Sag-ette using the same bathwater as said Sagtwat after he had 'done his business' in it.   

[Swede]

39 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Loyal and true. But waiting to return to watch them once they have better facilities. Dick head

He's probably the one with "Windyass" on the back of his rag

[Swede]

3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Let's look at detail what this methane snorter is actually saying;

1] "more like a professional club" By his own admission its an amateur club. Well we can see that on a daily basis.

2] "Mind the gap" Well its coming up to 18 years since they were last above us and looking at the proposed plans for the training facility and the arena at Ashton Gate against two tents without planning permission I would estimate the gap is widening rapidly.

3] "The blue few" The actual home fans attending the last match was more like half the capacity so he's right about not being able to do anything about the size or capacity of their ground. I would suggest running back and forth several times to fill up those empty spaces.

4] They can't afford to get rid of dopey.

5] "Building a house with foundations" You don't need foundations to pitch a tent, only a few tent pegs.

6] "Surroundings that their support deserves" I think they already have that, in a word, pathetic.

 

Deluded muppet

 

[Tinmans Love Child]

8 minutes ago, Swede said:

Let's look at detail what this methane snorter is actually saying;

1] "more like a professional club" By his own admission its an amateur club. Well we can see that on a daily basis.

2] "Mind the gap" Well its coming up to 18 years since they were last above us and looking at the proposed plans for the training facility and the arena at Ashton Gate against two tents without planning permission I would estimate the gap is widening rapidly.

3] "The blue few" The actual home fans attending the last match was more like half the capacity so he's right about not being able to do anything about the size or capacity of their ground. I would suggest running back and forth several times to fill up those empty spaces.

4] They can't afford to get rid of dopey.

5] "Building a house with foundations" You don't need foundations to pitch a tent, only a few tent pegs.

6] "Surroundings that their support deserves" I think they already have that, in a word, pathetic.

 

Deluded muppet

 

I love the ‘DC wouldn’t have signed a five year contract unless he knew what Wael had planned’, comment, of course he would.  “Darryl do you want financial stability for 5 years even if you do badly and get sacked in a career where 99% of managers get sacked?”, what do you think he’s going to say?  “No thanks Wael i’ll take my chances!”.

It’s got nothing to do with stadiums or training grounds that may or may not be in the pipeline, anyone with any sense would take the 5 year deal.  And the problem they now have is that it will cost them to sack him because of the crazy deal they gave him!

Edited October 26, 2018 by Tinmans Love Child

[phantom]

Had a little wander over to Gas Chat to see what gems were on there today. . . 

A sensible post

Or maybe the police up there didn't want their kind around Barnsley !

[slartibartfast]

2 minutes ago, Tinmans Love Child said:

I love the ‘DC wouldn’t have signed a five year contract unless he knew what Wael had planned’, comment, of course he would.  “Darryl do you want financial stability for 5 years even if you do badly and get sacked in a career where 99% of managers get sacked?”, what do you think he’s going to say?  “No thanks Wael i’ll take my chances!”.

It’s got nothing to do with stadiums or training grounds that may or may not be in the pipeline, anyone with any sense would take the 5 year deal.

............and Dopey !

[Red7]

13 minutes ago, phantom said:

Or maybe the police up there didn't want their kind around Barnsley !

Hats off to Yorkshire's finest 

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

2 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Loyal and true. But waiting to return to watch them once they have better facilities. Dick head

I have yet to meet a single Gashead who can explain to me how a fan base can be ‘loyal and true’, ‘real fans’ and non ‘plastic’ yet clearly so afraid of watching their team from a good old fashioned terrace?

As I’ve suggested before, if thousands of them are choosing to stay away because they haven’t got a nice comfy seat to sit in that suggests their support is pretty ‘plastic’ and far from ‘loyal’.

...but as someone else has said, they’re only good at filling stadiums that don’t exsist.

[22A]

"Thousands of gasheads like me that are out there waiting to return". So they are not loyal enough to be there now then, just when the good times arrive.

[sglosbcfc]

7 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Proper foundations? If they dig any deeper they will be in Australia! Still the stadium might be taking a little while longer than expected (60years since they sold Eastville) but at least they have their fantastic new training ground opening any day soon.

[Red7]

4 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

Just noticed that he can't even spell 'prowed'.

[Bristol Rob]

So does the gap celebrate it's 18th tomorrow or Sunday?

[slartibartfast]

56 minutes ago, sglosbcfc said:

Proper foundations? If they dig any deeper they will be in Australia! Still the stadium might be taking a little while longer than expected (60years since they sold Eastville) but at least they have their fantastic new training ground opening any day soon.

And the rest.............nearly eighty years, still, slow and steady wins the race !

[wendyredredrobin]

1 hour ago, sglosbcfc said:

Proper foundations? If they dig any deeper they will be in Australia! Still the stadium might be taking a little while longer than expected (60years since they sold Eastville) but at least they have their fantastic new training ground opening any day soon.

Dont forget the tents, carpets, curtains, fence, club shack, grotto, championship ready sprinklers, etc.

And the foundations are no more than a bloody groundsheet.

And what about the millions they made from selling Matty Taylor, Billy Bodin and Ellis Harrisson?

Edited October 26, 2018 by wendyredredrobin

[Cider_boy]

6 hours ago, phantom said:

Imagine if a group of football fans chose to take legal action to challenge the way police treat fans (particularly away fans). Something that could benefit fans of all clubs, something all fans could get behind and help support.

Unless you are a deluded sag, in which case you mock the efforts being made (I'm not trawling that awful site to try to find it, but that is what they did) 

[Garland's Perm]

On 25/10/2018 at 11:31, Rudolf Hucker said:

If you can't find any,  just look on the shoulder of any 15er.

Or on both shoulders for the better balanced ones.

[RedLionLad]

Can you imagine being 10 years old and your Dad taking you to the Dump and forcing you to watch that dross whilst singing Goodnight to some ageing prostitute?

 

[BCFC11]

55 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Can you imagine being 10 years old and your Dad taking you to the Dump and forcing you to watch that dross whilst singing Goodnight to some ageing prostitute?

 

I will be forever greatful to my old man for bringing me up to be a City fan, the thought of being brought up to be a fewer and having to be put through watching their shit football in a dump of a ground  makes me sick.

[RedLionLad]

6 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

I will be forever greatful to my old man for bringing me up to be a City fan, the thought of being brought up to be a fewer and having to be put through watching their shit football in a dump of a ground  makes me sick.

I wonder how many have come to their senses and switched from Blue to Red over the past few years...

 

[BS4 on Tour...]

On 25/10/2018 at 15:28, Coombsy said:

If this is true......

Coombsy saying ‘if this is true...’ - I haven’t laughed so much since Swindon lost 4-0 to PNE in the play off final..!!!

Coombsy, the one who posted in May 2018 that Tammy was definitely coming back to us this season and it was a ‘done deal’ and then defended that claim over and over saying it was definitely gonna happen.....now he or she is posting ‘if this is true’ in response to other posts.....Wahey! 

[Rudolf Hucker]

The BBC news tonight confirms the claim of the 15ers that there are similarities between them and Spurs "... the only two clubs building new stands". Apparently neither team will perform at home during 2018.

[miser]

3 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

The BBC news tonight confirms the claim of the 15ers that there are similarities between them and Spurs "... the only two clubs building new stands". Apparently neither team will perform at home during 2018.

Pretty the gas has performed at home this year. Either a farce or a comedy of errors. Can't remember which.

[Ska Junkie]

5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

The BBC news tonight confirms the claim of the 15ers that there are similarities between them and Spurs "... the only two clubs building new stands". Apparently neither team will perform at home during 2018.

They even got that wrong Rudolf and not one bit of canvas in sight!

 

[BCFC11]

38 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

I wonder how many have come to their senses and switched from Blue to Red over the past few years...

 

You’ll find none that will admit it out right, they will generally say ‘I’ve always followed both’ 

[BCFC11]

4 minutes ago, miser said:

Pretty the gas has performed at home this year. Either a farce or a comedy of errors. Can't remember which.

Christmas is fast approaching hopefully they’ll be showing Home Alone 2 this year in the car park.

[wendyredredrobin]

2 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Christmas is fast approaching hopefully they’ll be showing Home Alone 2 this year in the car park.

Titannic this year, I'm told. Going down

[reddoh]

3 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Titannic this year, I'm told. Going down

Nope Dopey has asked for a 101 dalmations.

[wendyredredrobin]

I think Lee was hoping for Marley and Me.

[daored]

8 hours ago, reddoh said:

Nope Dopey has asked for a 101 dalmations.

Well I guess after they showed babe station in the club house, dopey thinks his request for soft porn will be allowed 

[Coombsy]

14 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I wonder how many have come to their senses and switched from Blue to Red over the past few years...

 

I know one 

his name mat taylorTaylor

[Gert Mare]

On 26/10/2018 at 10:09, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Helllooooooooo. Hey? I gotta say it....unlucky da shit!

Edited October 27, 2018 by Cheesleysmate

[fanjita]

Just a heads up to everyone that at 16.45 tomorrow (Sunday) it will be 18 years since the Gas were above us in the league table.

Here’s celebrating the next 18 and beyond.

[REDOXO]

14 minutes ago, fanjita said:

Just a heads up to everyone that at 16.45 tomorrow (Sunday) it will be 18 years since the Gas were above us in the league table.

Here’s celebrating the next 18 and beyond.

Mind The Gap!

[Super]

Mods can we stick all this in the rovers thread?

[22A]

Reality has struck home! http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13180/day-out

I had to go to West London today to sort out a personal matter, and I went past Brentfords new ground. They already have the steelwork in place for the main stand and the stand opposite. Yet another club who we used to play on a regular basis moving way ahead of us.

[The Joker]

Oh dear 1-0 barns

[Bar BS3]

14 hours ago, reddoh said:

Nope Dopey has asked for a 101 dalmations.

His own personal version of Babe station..! 

[WessexPest]

On October 26, 2018 at 04:09, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Great predictions from this belter a couple of years ago.

UWE Stadium?

Home crowds under 7k 

Mind the Gap Sagheads...

 

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth - **** off Irene, **** off, Irene - the Gas are going down.

[myol'man]

They havent scored a goal themselves for 6 games now!

[slartibartfast]

33 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth - **** off Irene, **** off, Irene - the Gas are going down.

IF only there wasn't so much other crap in the bottom  10 !

[JBFC II]

Under 500 rovers fans at Barnsley today, less than what we had there last season. 

I thought they had world class support... 

[054123]

Why? Something special to celebrate!

[Club and Country]

Laughable , with the way they go on 

Edited October 27, 2018 by Club and Country

[Portred]

21 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

I wonder how many have come to their senses and switched from Blue to Red over the past few years...

 

For the second time this season I had me r**ers mate sat next to me in the south stand. That’s two more games than he watched the blue few this season. When I told another mate we got a blue amongst, the blue said said he’s always supported both. 

Mmm

[chinapig]

36 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

Under 500 rovers fans at Barnsley today, less than what we had there last season. 

I thought they had world class support... 

Apparently they will return in their droves when their new stadium is built. I understand they are now looking at sites in Narnia.

[22A]

Perhaps they are celebrating at the Mem. Someone told them the clocks go back tonight and they thought that meant waaaaaayyy back!

[22A]

17 minutes ago, chinapig said:

Apparently they will return in their droves when their new stadium is built. I understand they are now looking at sites in Narnia.

To play Aslan Villa, or is the building land there very reepycheap?

[pommers65]

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/13185/stefan-payne-reaction....more fun from our noiseless neighbours