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On 24/01/2020 at 13:31, Ska Junkie said:

Very rare praise for gashead Colin Pike, 39 points on popmaster this morning. Not many do that. I try it most days and never get anywhere near 30. :(

Fair play to him, really knows his music.

Enough flattery, gas bas**rd! ;)

:laugh: yeah, i heard that too.

Fair play to the bloke, like you said, he knew his stuff.

Sounded a proper plonker when he made a dedication to the Gasheads everywhere.

Everywhere,  my ******* hairy butt.

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4 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Ha ha ha, Bristol rovers nil are the only club in the country not to score this year / decade. They really are garbage! 500 minutes without a goal. ?

They actually made that point on Sky earlier so national recognition for this amazing feat. On the couple of occasions they went to the reporter at the swamp he wasted no time in letting the viewers know how abjectly awful the s*gs were. The penalty miss was covered live too - happy days!

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12 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Anyone been over to slagchat? Is it its customary voice of reason?

I might pop over later for a few giggles.

Better than that, off to the pub soon...

Should be a laugh :laughcont:

6,469 and no goals so far this year.

18,779 at the gate for the rugby.....

All good ammo.

 

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39 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Better than that, off to the pub soon...

Should be a laugh :laughcont:

6,469 and no goals so far this year.

18,779 at the gate for the rugby.....

All good ammo.

 

And the rugby was on the tele, at the same time as all the combination matches around the city. If it wasn’t for those reasons they’d have got 20k plus easily...

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38 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Better than that, off to the pub soon...

Should be a laugh :laughcont:

6,469 and no goals so far this year.

18,779 at the gate for the rugby.....

All good ammo.

 

So all the bitter sags who are saying they would never go to “Trashton” and put money into that “ladygarden’s” pocket seem to be having a devastating effect on Bristol’s attendances ...... NOT!!!

Shows insignificant those bitter, twisted ba5tards really are

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6469- and how many of them were Fleetwood?

That's more embarassing than being the only team in the Football League not to have scored a goal in 2020.

Doesn't seem that long ago that they were 4th in the table and they were coming for us.......... Not bloody likely with a crowd size like that, a goals tally of zero and now down in the bottom half of L1.

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The way crowds are dropping one copper and 2 stewards will be enough soon.
Funny that because I could have sworn that when we were 3rd in the league 6 weeks ago and winning most weeks loads on here couldn’t stand the football anymore , they were staying away because they wanted us to try and get it down and play it ?
Well I was there again today to watch that sh**e and our crowd was 6,400 so where are these fans who were only going to come back once Coughlan was gone ?

I hold my hands up and still say 10 Hail Marys a day in penance. I always thought that winning ugly under Coughlan was delaying the inevitable but compared to what we’re going through at the moment I didn’t realise how good we had it. Gone from the Shitheads worrying about us getting promoted to them laughing their tits off at how we have shot our selves in the foot. It’s the essence of being a Rovers supporter in a nutshell.

 

They got that spot on ?

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1 minute ago, wendyredredrobin said:
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The way crowds are dropping one copper and 2 stewards will be enough soon.
Funny that because I could have sworn that when we were 3rd in the league 6 weeks ago and winning most weeks loads on here couldn’t stand the football anymore , they were staying away because they wanted us to try and get it down and play it ?
Well I was there again today to watch that sh**e and our crowd was 6,400 so where are these fans who were only going to come back once Coughlan was gone ?

I hold my hands up and still say 10 Hail Marys a day in penance. I always thought that winning ugly under Coughlan was delaying the inevitable but compared to what we’re going through at the moment I didn’t realise how good we had it. Gone from the Shitheads worrying about us getting promoted to them laughing their tits off at how we have shot our selves in the foot. It’s the essence of being a Rovers supporter in a nutshell.

 

They got that spot on ?

Except we were never worried about them getting promoted. 

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10 minutes ago, ChubStixx said:

6,469 is beyond appalling. Must be turning over peanuts??

Yeah gate reciepts plus fake fanta sales factor in out of date crisps toss in a couple of mars bars 2 or 3 jester hats and wally will be off to sports direct for a spending spree two new footballs ought to be enogh to blow the budget

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6 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Less than six and a half thousand for a Saturday league game!!!

That's appalling.

Even in the dim and distant past, I'm not sure i can remember us getting a weekend home gate that low on a league weekend.

Think we were bottom of the 4th division last time we had regular crowds that low . That was early 80’s when crowds were low everywhere 

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3 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

6469.......it's what we do !

Bristol Flyers will play in front of almost 9000 ( 50% more) fans tomorrow afternoon in the Basketball League final at Birmingham arena... 

Its live Worldwide online, BBC iPlayer and  Red Button btw... 

So good luck to Bristol Sports 'Flyers'  in front of a crowd The Gas can only dream of nowadays!  

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17 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said:

Bristol Flyers will play in front of almost 9000 ( 50% more) fans tomorrow afternoon in the Basketball League final at Birmingham arena... 

Its live Worldwide online, BBC iPlayer and  Red Button btw... 

So good luck to Bristol Sports 'Flyers'  in front of a crowd The Gas can only dream of nowadays!  

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They have been left so far behind now, not just on the football side of things, it's untrue.

Rugby - out performing them on and off the pitch, with crowds to match.

Basketball - FACT. A Fewer from my local takes his kids to see them on a regular basis as they enjoy the atmosphere, big scores, foam hands, end to end action and then kids don't like going to the Mem.

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7 minutes ago, One man went.... said:

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‪Bristol Rovers have successfully appealed under @EFL Regulation 21.2 to officially change their name to ‘Bristol Rovers Nil’‬..

Spoiled by this word though. They are a total embarrassment to the city i was born and grew up in. Can't they be Gloucester Road Rovers or something ffs.

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9 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said:

Spoiled by this word though. They are a total embarrassment to the city i was born and grew up in. Can't they be Gloucester Road Rovers or something ffs.

Don’t besmirch Gloucester Road with those pikeys.....cracking night out from the anchor down ?

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2 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:
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Gone from the Shitheads worrying about us getting promoted to them laughing their tits off at how we have shot our selves in the foot. It’s the essence of being a Rovers supporter in a nutshell.

Why THE FUQ would we “worry” about them getting promoted?

One less relegation place to be concerned with for a start..

 

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1 hour ago, AppyDAZE said:

Spoiled by this word though. They are a total embarrassment to the city i was born and grew up in. Can't they be Gloucester Road Rovers or something ffs.

They started as The Black Arabs, then changed to Eastville Rovers, then to Bristol Eastville Rovers and then to their existing name.  Take your pick.

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4 minutes ago, Malago said:

They started as The Black Arabs, then changed to Eastville Rovers, then to Bristol Eastville Rovers and then to their existing name.  Take your pick.

Eastville Gas, for me. As any mention of Bristol is just plain wrong. Bristol is Bristol City and the whole country knows and accepts this really.

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49 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

On to Bolton on Tuesday for the ragged band. They were the first team to lose to them this season IIRC when they got dicked 3-0 (?) at the swamp.

C`mon you Bolton boys, do the double (and keep a clean sheet).

Trotters v Squatters

I'm in Manchester next week for a few days and one of the lads up there is a big Bolton fan. I'm thinking of going on Tuesday (home stands obviously) just to see how truly shite they are, as I've nothing better to do.

Wass reckon? Shall I? Would I be forgiven?

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1 minute ago, Ska Junkie said:

I'm in Manchester next week for a few days and one of the lads up there is a big Bolton fan. I'm thinking of going on Tuesday (home stands obviously) just to see how truly shite they are, asI've nothing better to do.

Wass reckon? Shall I? Would I be forgiven?

Go!

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