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1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

The stadium is not an asset while it is mortgaged to the hilt, and they are still hanging on to the idea that JCH is an asset that can get them out of financial difficulty? Who is going to take a punt on him at a value that will make it worthwhile?

My reliable inside source tells me that the great JCH is a bad apple. 

 

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So world stock markets are crashing and there’s a global epidemic of epic proportion but all of that gloom is quickly lifted by the  revelations that somewhere, an individual has been playing Wears Wally and that JCH is a bastard.

What a great start to the week! Thank you OTIB!

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39 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

So world stock markets are crashing and there’s a global epidemic of epic proportion but all of that gloom is quickly lifted by the  revelations that somewhere, an individual has been playing Wears Wally and that JCH is a bastard.

What a great start to the week! Thank you OTIB!

It's all about proportion Rudolf as I am sure you know. :)

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2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Heard a really strange tale from a reliable source yesterday about Wally.  Allegedly he was caught with his trousers down with someone other than his wife, earlier this year. The family took a very dim view of this apparently and a huge falling out followed. Just passing on yet another little snippet. 

It’s impossible for a little Willy to have a large falling out...

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2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Heard a really strange tale from a reliable source yesterday about Wally.  Allegedly he was caught with his trousers down with someone other than his wife, earlier this year. The family took a very dim view of this apparently and a huge falling out followed. Just passing on yet another little snippet. 

Their entire fan base have been ****** by wally 

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1 hour ago, myol'man said:

My reliable inside source tells me that the great JCH is a bad apple. 

 

“He’s obviously had some off the field problems

“He likes to be angry.

“He’s not very good when he’s happy so we’ll just have to keep making him angry.”

“But deep down he’s a good lad. I keep saying it, all those tattoos are a mask I think.”

Quotes from Coventry coach Jason Farndon

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12 minutes ago, myol'man said:

“He’s obviously had some off the field problems

“He likes to be angry.

“He’s not very good when he’s happy so we’ll just have to keep making him angry.”

“But deep down he’s a good lad. I keep saying it, all those tattoos are a mask I think.”

Quotes from Coventry coach Jason Farndon

Surely just having to pull on "da quarters" and walk out into the worst stadium in the football league would be enough to make you angry? Maybe that's why he is the best form of his career? 

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On 07/03/2020 at 19:53, RedLionLad said:

Is the Bee Gee guy officially the worst manager they’ve ever had........and he’s not looking like getting sacked anytime yet?

"Bee Gee", love it, well played Sir. 

I wonder what's on his playlist? 

Tomorrow, Tomorrow (I might get a win) 

Staying Alive (Until Bankruptcy Arrives) 

Closer than Close (to Relegation) 

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On 08/03/2020 at 16:16, harvey54 said:

Wages? 

Any Holloway demand will seem mightily insignificant if Garner takes them down. He is doing a mighty fine job of it thus far.

On 08/03/2020 at 18:05, red panda said:

Unfortunately, and unbelievably, Ipswich seem to be in even worse form than the Saggies.  They have just lost 4 on the bounce, and 7 of their last 9.  Now down to 10th and 7 points off the play-offs.  Good job they got rid of Mick McCarthy ....

But they said they wanted to 'kick on' remember? A football brain like yours should remember such a detail.

5 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Heard a really strange tale from a reliable source yesterday about Wally.  Allegedly he was caught with his trousers down with someone other than his wife, earlier this year. The family took a very dim view of this apparently and a huge falling out followed. Just passing on yet another little snippet. 

No new manager coming in soon then. He will have to clean those toilets much faster in order to take in training and be in the tented dug out for match days not to mention running back to the kitchen to serve the half time refreshments and get the washing on before bed time.

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9 minutes ago, havanatopia said:

Any Holloway demand will seem mightily insignificant if Garner takes them down. He is doing a mighty fine job of it thus far.

But they said they wanted to 'kick on' remember? A football brain like yours should remember such a detail.

No new manager coming in soon then. He will have to clean those toilets much faster in order to take in training and be in the tented dug out for match days not to mention running back to the kitchen to serve the half time refreshments and get the washing on before bed time.

That certainly won't be happening this year, so I guess the hope for Wally is that he himself will be rid of the club before it gets to that level.

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36 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said:

"Bee Gee", love it, well played Sir. 

I wonder what's on his playlist? 

Tomorrow, Tomorrow (I might get a win) 

Staying Alive (Until Bankruptcy Arrives) 

Closer than Close (to Relegation) 

And the lights all went out,at BS7.

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49 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said:

"Bee Gee", love it, well played Sir. 

I wonder what's on his playlist? 

Tomorrow, Tomorrow (I might get a win) 

Staying Alive (Until Bankruptcy Arrives) 

Closer than Close (to Relegation) 

Just heard his post match comments...

He's just Jive Talkin'.....but it's only Words

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18 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

That certainly won't be happening this year, so I guess the hope for Wally is that he himself will be rid of the club before it gets to that level.

It could be close.

Last 15 league games;

Won 1, Drawn 5, lost 9

For 7 against 24

Carry that on till the end of the season and they could be in bigger trouble than they undoubtedly are now.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

It could be close.

Last 15 league games;

Won 1, Drawn 5, lost 9

For 7 against 24

Carry that on till the end of the season and they could be in bigger trouble than they undoubtedly are now.

 

 

13 points and a 12 goal swing would be one hell of a turnaround....and that's assuming that everyone between the slags and Tranmere also fails to pick up any points.  Coughlan did enough before he left to ensure they won't go down.  Garner has done enough since he joined to ensure they won't go up either!

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5 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

It could be close.

Last 15 league games;

Won 1, Drawn 5, lost 9

For 7 against 24

Carry that on till the end of the season and they could be in bigger trouble than they undoubtedly are now.

 

 

Brings back great memories of them not being in the relegations places until that Colin Daniel golden moment.

I couldn't stop crying......with laughter.

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9 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

It could be close.

Last 15 league games;

Won 1, Drawn 5, lost 9

For 7 against 24

Carry that on till the end of the season and they could be in bigger trouble than they undoubtedly are now.

 

 

That is truly shocking form. What is more shocking perhaps is that two clubs are worse than that. How can any manager get so much so wrong so consistently? Mind boggling really. You would think it would be easier to actually win a few just by the law of averages.

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6 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

13 points and a 12 goal swing would be one hell of a turnaround....and that's assuming that everyone between the slags and Tranmere also fails to pick up any points.  Coughlan did enough before he left to ensure they won't go down.  Garner has done enough since he joined to ensure they won't go up either!

Two games ago it was 19 points between them.

Tranmere have won their last two games, both away from home -  if they win the next two, and the Pikeys lose, thats 7 points with a game in hand for Tranmere.

Hopefully, Tranmere and others around them find a bit of form.

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6 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Two games ago it was 19 points between them.

Tranmere have won their last two games, both away from home -  if they win the next two, and the Pikeys lose, thats 7 points with a game in hand for Tranmere.

Hopefully, Tranmere and others around them find a bit of form.

Don't get me wrong - I would loooooove for it to happen.....  I just can't realistically see it!

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10 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

Don't get me wrong - I would loooooove for it to happen.....  I just can't realistically see it!

I think we all said that when they dropped into the Conference :laughcont:

Yep, its unlikely.........

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7 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Heard a really strange tale from a reliable source yesterday about Wally.  Allegedly he was caught with his trousers down with someone other than his wife, earlier this year. The family took a very dim view of this apparently and a huge falling out followed. Just passing on yet another little snippet. 

The question is, was it a one or two humped camel he was caught with?

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1 hour ago, havanatopia said:

That is truly shocking form. What is more shocking perhaps is that two clubs are worse than that. How can any manager get so much so wrong so consistently? Mind boggling really. You would think it would be easier to actually win a few just by the law of averages.

What is more amusing is that they just got dicked by one of those clubs who’s squad was full of their academy players.

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6 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

Shall we set up a Just Giving page ?

Absolutely!!

I’ll kindly donate Fk All.

5 hours ago, myol'man said:

My reliable inside source tells me that the great JCH is a bad apple. 

 

Don’t doubt this for 1min just from the few bits I have seen of him even before his S*g days he comes across as billy big bollox who just stands around watching whilst the rest of his teammates warm up. Gangsta wannabe.

4 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Their entire fan base have been ****** by wally 

A few on here called it the moment Wally took over by saying something was abit dodgy about it all and wasn’t all it was made out to be etc, a quick google search at the time proved the Al Qadi’s were nowhere near billionaire status, yet we were all jealous Ted’s cos they were the 6th richest club in the land and they were coming for us.

We’re still waiting you morons......
 

Yet Unbelievably a large amount of them are still happy with them at the helm ? all I can say to that is you deserve the shitty little club you’ve got.

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12 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Absolutely!!

I’ll kindly donate Fk All.

Don’t doubt this for 1min just from the few bits I have seen of him even before his S*g days he comes across as billy big bollox who just stands around watching whilst the rest of his teammates warm up. Gangsta wannabe.

A few on here called it the moment Wally took over by saying something was abit dodgy about it all and wasn’t all it was made out to be etc, a quick google search at the time proved the Al Qadi’s were nowhere near billionaire status, yet we were all jealous Ted’s cos they were the 6th richest club in the land and they were coming for us.

We’re still waiting you morons......
 

Yet Unbelievably a large amount of them are still happy with them at the helm ? all I can say to that is you deserve the shitty little club you’ve got.

I’m sorry BCFC11,but that’s total b*******,they were the 6th richest club in the world?

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4 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

They must still be the 6th richest club in the world then...

They haven't spent anything.

Blew their entire budget on that canopy over the supporters club entrance.

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6 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Freedom of Bristol to new Superhero Ben Garner.

I think this bloke should at least keep OTIB amused for the rest of the season and hopefully the next as he bombs in Div 4.

Freedom of bristol is a bit extreme i think kingswood would be sufficent

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6 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Would be hilarious if he takes them down, then we organise an open topped bus parade through Kingswood and swamp the high street with red and white.

Not too sure I’d attend that tbh, next time your in the area drive along the High St and take a look at the state of the creatures it contains. Scary shit.

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3 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Not too sure I’d attend that tbh, next time your in the area drive along the High St and take a look at the state of the creatures it contains. Scary shit.

Give yourself a treat and take in a visit to the local spoons a veritable feast of oddbods

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Latest on their season ticket renewal poll. Their 6k gates may drop a lot lower next year by look of it.  Certainly too low to qualify as a public gathering ?

Are you renewing/buying?

Non-holder: Will buy 3 votes
Holder: Have renewed 0 votes
Holder: Will renew 52 votes
Holder: Won't renew 44 votes
Daddy 2 votes
Chips 14 votes
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3 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Latest on their season ticket renewal poll. Their 6k gates may drop a lot lower next year by look of it.  Certainly too low to qualify as a public gathering ?

Are you renewing/buying?

Non-holder: Will buy 3 votes
Holder: Have renewed 0 votes
Holder: Will renew 52 votes
Holder: Won't renew 44 votes
Daddy 2 votes
Chips 14 votes

Is that the result of the poll we all voted in?

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2 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Latest on their season ticket renewal poll. Their 6k gates may drop a lot lower next year by look of it.  Certainly too low to qualify as a public gathering ?

Are you renewing/buying?

Non-holder: Will buy 3 votes
Holder: Have renewed 0 votes
Holder: Will renew 52 votes
Holder: Won't renew 44 votes
Daddy 2 votes
Chips 14 votes

Loyal and True though they always claim ?

Full of shit the lot of them always have been.

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4 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Latest on their season ticket renewal poll. Their 6k gates may drop a lot lower next year by look of it.  Certainly too low to qualify as a public gathering ?

Are you renewing/buying?

Non-holder: Will buy 3 votes
Holder: Have renewed 0 votes
Holder: Will renew 52 votes
Holder: Won't renew 44 votes
Daddy 2 votes
Chips 14 votes

Holding consistent at 38% then. They truly are screwed!

Happy days. :)

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Home to Sunderland tomorrow, if the place isn't waterlogged.  Can't see them getting any points from that one, just a further continuation of Ben Garner's abysmal record.  I wonder how many of them will go to watch this shite on a wet and windy night.  A long way for the Sunderland fans to travel midweek too.

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4 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Home to Sunderland tomorrow, if the place isn't waterlogged.  Can't see them getting any points from that one, just a further continuation of Ben Garner's abysmal record.  I wonder how many of them will go to watch this shite on a wet and windy night.  A long way for the Sunderland fans to travel midweek too.

I seem to recall them saying how they couldn’t wait for the big clubs to visit the swamp so their attendances would swell, fully expect it to be in the 6k’s still.

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10 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Heard a really strange tale from a reliable source yesterday about Wally.  Allegedly he was caught with his trousers down with someone other than his wife, earlier this year. The family took a very dim view of this apparently and a huge falling out followed. Just passing on yet another little snippet. 

In true Rovers style exaggeration - the truth is probably more like he was caught knocking one out over babestation. 

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3 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Latest on their season ticket renewal poll. Their 6k gates may drop a lot lower next year by look of it.  Certainly too low to qualify as a public gathering ?

Are you renewing/buying?

Non-holder: Will buy 3 votes
Holder: Have renewed 0 votes
Holder: Will renew 52 votes
Holder: Won't renew 44 votes
Daddy 2 votes
Chips 14 votes

Daddy and chips?

 

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43 minutes ago, chinapig said:

Any number of EFL clubs could be in big financial trouble soon. Just as well they have a billionaire owner.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/mar/09/efl-clubs-fear-for-future-if-coronavirus-forces-behind-closed-doors-games

Just as well hardly anyone turns up to their games, so they won't really notice whether or not they are playing behind closed doors

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18 hours ago, myol'man said:

“He’s obviously had some off the field problems

“He likes to be angry.

“He’s not very good when he’s happy so we’ll just have to keep making him angry.”

“But deep down he’s a good lad. I keep saying it, all those tattoos are a mask I think.”

Quotes from Coventry coach Jason Farndon

Add them all together... C u next tuesday

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21 hours ago, Sir Colby-Tit said:

"Bee Gee", love it, well played Sir. 

I wonder what's on his playlist? 

Tomorrow, Tomorrow (I might get a win) 

Staying Alive (Until Bankruptcy Arrives) 

Closer than Close (to Relegation) 

I know what Bee Gees No  1 song Mr. Garner detests.... You Win Again.

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Their matchday thread started early.  Most don't seem like they can be arsed to go and expecting around 5k Sags along with 1k Sunderland fans.

They also seem more concerned that Tranmere might beat Blackpool whilst they will face another embarrassing defeat by Sunderland leaving them just 10 points from the drop.  Here's hoping ?

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58 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Their matchday thread started early.  Most don't seem like they can be arsed to go and expecting around 5k Sags along with 1k Sunderland fans.

They also seem more concerned that Tranmere might beat Blackpool whilst they will face another embarrassing defeat by Sunderland leaving them just 10 points from the drop.  Here's hoping ?

I hope they get battered...and not just by the wind.

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On 09/03/2020 at 13:03, Sir Colby-Tit said:

"Bee Gee", love it, well played Sir. 

I wonder what's on his playlist? 

Tomorrow, Tomorrow (I might get a win) 

Staying Alive (Until Bankruptcy Arrives) 

Closer than Close (to Relegation) 

 

On 09/03/2020 at 13:39, NOTBLUE said:

And the lights all went out,at BS7.

 

On 09/03/2020 at 13:53, RedLionLad said:

Just heard his post match comments...

He's just Jive Talkin'.....but it's only Words

 

On 09/03/2020 at 13:57, Port Said Red said:

Wait until he has to produce the next Mass a chu setts of accounts. 

 

6 hours ago, Norn Iron said:

I know what Bee Gees No  1 song Mr. Garner detests.... You Win Again.

 

Irene's In The Stream .. 

 

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