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5 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

If you look again you do see the ball boy running to get the ball (his job) but even if he was a bit keener than you would like how about the Sag who is half asleep and reacts far too late, loses the challenge, plus the numerous sags in the middle who allowed the Stanley player to run across them and nod it in. If we conceded that I have a suspicion that the last lad in the firing line would have been the young kid……….

Oh it's that ball boy. Given the obvious magnitude of the ball boy's intervention I assumed it must have been one more closely involved with the passage of play. Yeh I'd probably blame the lackadaisical defenders rather than the impetuous ball boy.

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13 minutes ago, Engvall’s Splinter said:

How he is calling out the ballboy - the Rovers players just strolling back. Think he should be redirecting his frustration. Non league stuff. 

Notice that the ball boy manages to return the ball to Stanley then retake his seat before the cross comes in for the goal. He moved more quickly than the 15’ers midfielders ffs. 

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3 minutes ago, Sheltons Army said:

Henbury Sag

 

I took my three kids today for a quid each , and as we came out they all said , ‘ next time can we just stay home and just have a Mars Bar instead ‘

What they really said was “Dad, you need a hard drive check for taking us to watch that shit”……..

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41 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

how about the Sag who is half asleep and reacts far too late, loses the challenge, plus the numerous sags in the middle who allowed the Stanley player to run across them and nod it in.

Ball watching.................

Somthing you can't accuse the ballboy of....

Maybe they should play him in their next match.

 

 

14 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Not with someone else in the room. 

Only if he was looking in the mirror ?

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53 minutes ago, Sheltons Army said:

£15 quid tickets and kid a quid

 

£5 for pensioners, too.

They’re pretty much giving them away & yet still can’t even get 9000 at home on a beautiful afternoon when there is no football in the top two divisions.

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2 hours ago, chowie said:

Hope Accrington enjoyed their Cup Final at Membley today ??‍♂️C9CCC568-E2AA-4874-8776-14C52CE941D2.thumb.jpeg.b6b8ba5f5f8fd06ec79daa2c62a5177f.jpeg

Membley, absolutely love it. Irony of the highest, and from the official sags!!

1 hour ago, Slacker said:

Reckon the tea lady must be panicking. Only a matter of time before she costs them a game.I reckon Mr Barton has acquired a tombola from "someone " to put his excuses in.

Lee did wonder what happened to that when he got to Sunderland. Dirty pikey bastard...

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2 hours ago, Numero Uno said:

If you look again you do see the ball boy running to get the ball (his job) but even if he was a bit keener than you would like how about the Sag who is half asleep and reacts far too late, loses the challenge, plus the numerous sags in the middle who allowed the Stanley player to run across them and nod it in. If we conceded that I have a suspicion that the last lad in the firing line would have been the young kid……….

A couple of further points here.

The ballboy is quick to return it (arguably as he should be), and the corner is taken quickly, but the first contact on the corner is STILL from a rovers defender and he has the byline around 3-4 yards away - you'd imagine that most professionals would realise their team are ill-prepared and just roll (or welly) it out for another corner and get properly setup. NOT our "intrepid" sag he tries to... well actually I dont know what TF he thought he was going to do, and i very much doubt he did either. He stops the ball overruns it and giftwraps for a stanley player to cross, compounding his error by slipping when he tries to recover.

Meanwhile when the corner is actually taken a stanley player is on his knees in the box (he was the player that made the long run and took the shot that resulted in the corner) he looks shagged. He is in the box suroounded by six gas heads not one of them gets close to him and they give him the freedom of the membley turf to nod it in.

Clearly all the fault of the gurt ted ballboy

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3 hours ago, WessexPest said:

From their website:

A single second-half goal was enough to settle the game after last week's nine-goal spectacle. 
 

???

What they meant to say

"Today we got schooled by a quick corner routine after being rinsed 6-3 last week."

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4 hours ago, Gazred said:

From the BBC match report...

Bristol Rovers' winless run stretched to eight games in all competitions as Accrington earned victory at the Memorial Stadium.

Joe Pritchard headed home a near-post corner from a Sean McConville delivery after quick thinking from the Rover's ball boy on 54 minutes to secure the visitors a second away win of the season in League One.

Legend!!

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4 hours ago, BS3City said:

Apologies, late to the party this evening.

So are we saying the ballboy was involved in the insurance debacle, was driving, is Joeys brother, took the corner or (allegedly) assaulted Mrs Barton?

There's a lot going on, we need some clarity...

Are you JBs lawyer by any chance? 

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7 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Their fan base seems to be divided between the “God, we are awful - we are in deep doodoo this season” camp and “Remember last season, we started poorly and look how it ended”. Except they were in a much weaker division - if it’s shaping up to be a carbon copy of any season it’s 2020/21.

Top 6 with the exception of Derby has already shaped itself in league 1 it seems. They don’t have a championship standard player in league 2 against the likes of Harrogate and Sutton to bail them out.. they’re in the shit and it’s glorious 

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3 hours ago, HoldenBall said:

Top 6 with the exception of Derby has already shaped itself in league 1 it seems. They don’t have a championship standard player in league 2 against the likes of Harrogate and Sutton to bail them out.. they’re in the shit and it’s glorious 

It will all come good when they move into their new 40,000 seater stadium next … well next … :dunno:

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As amusing as this all is, Sharton really needs to think on (if indeed he is capable of thought) before calling out a ballboy like that; you know how their cretinous fans hang on his every word - you can expect that poor lad to get the “Snakey” treatment at future home games. ?

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26 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

As amusing as this all is, Sharton really needs to think on (if indeed he is capable of thought) before calling out a ballboy like that; you know how their cretinous fans hang on his every word - you can expect that poor lad to get the “Snakey” treatment at future home games. ?

A decent owner would call him in the office for a chat so that won’t be happening. To be fair there are some Fewers that are starting to work out what a horrible excuse of a man they have managing their club. Look at it another way, if Pearson called out your son or your grandson like that how would you feel?

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36 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

As amusing as this all is, Sharton really needs to think on (if indeed he is capable of thought) before calling out a ballboy like that; you know how their cretinous fans hang on his every word - you can expect that poor lad to get the “Snakey” treatment at future home games. ?

Also, he clearly didn’t think about how upset that kid would be. No doubt a fewer supporter, now he’s probably distressed beyond belief and mentally a basket case after being singled out by Barton as the cause of their defeat. 

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1 minute ago, Port Said Red said:

The thing is the ball boy was just doing his job, he isn't supposed to show any favouritism.

Imagine if the Gas were desperately trying to get a goal away from home and the ball boy delayed the play, I am sure Joey boy would have something to say then.

 I would laugh if it turned out  ballboy was a shead

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1 hour ago, Atlanta_Red said:

Also, he clearly didn’t think about how upset that kid would be. No doubt a fewer supporter, now he’s probably distressed beyond belief and mentally a basket case after being singled out by Barton as the cause of their defeat. 

If he does support the fewers he's probably already distressed beyond belief...

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Really Joey...?! 

You absolute prize W⚓...! 

You team have conceeded more goals than us this season (and our defensive frailty is alarming) 

Yes you choose to single out a child, who's there helping you, volunteering, having to endure the slum surroundings that your fabulous owner sees fit to stage prodessional football in. 

 

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1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

By direct debit?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

By direct debit?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

By direct debit?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

By direct debit?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

By direct debit?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

By direct debit?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

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12 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Really Joey...?! 

You absolute prize W⚓...! 

You team have conceeded more goals than us this season (and our defensive frailty is alarming) 

Yes you choose to single out a child, who's there helping you, volunteering, having to endure the slum surroundings that your fabulous owner sees fit to stage prodessional football in. 

 

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A very public apology is due to the ballboy surely? 

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1 minute ago, BS3City said:

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

No, I'd rather pass the cash through a hole in the fence... ?

Apologies! I won't press submit multiple times again!!! 

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With Barton in the dugout and his endless stream of scapegoats and sour grapes the Gash are creating lots of enemies. If they do make an immediate turn to L2 it won’t just be us Reds who are turning cartwheels.

”eVERYONE lOVES dA gAS”

Yes, sure they do! ?

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1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

Really Joey...?! 

You absolute prize W⚓...! 

You team have conceeded more goals than us this season (and our defensive frailty is alarming) 

Yes you choose to single out a child, who's there helping you, volunteering, having to endure the slum surroundings that your fabulous owner sees fit to stage prodessional football in. 

 

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.........and that is exactly why you have to engage your brain before indirectly blaming a kid. All it takes is a journalist looking for an angle and you get the above. If the kid's old man went back up to Membley and smashed the intelligent one to a pulp he could have no complaints. If Wally doesn't make him say sorry direct to the kid and his parents along with a free shirt and all that sort of stuff he's as big a tosser.

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