Jump to content
IGNORED

Bristol R*vers dustbin thread


42nite

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, Miah Dennehy said:

We have roofs! They just may be made of slightly different material to yours.

To be honest, Miah, I admire the forward thinking with your roofs. When you move to another ground you can take them with you. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Karl Robinson sacked - the inevitable consequence of getting turned over 3-0 in your own backyard by that shower of s***e.

Yes; I can just hear the U's chairman, "losing to Morcambe, Fleetwood  and Burton I can take but ####### bristol rovers! No way; you're fired!

  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, Swede said:

They are at it again!

Luton Town have done a montage of Harry Cornick which is lovely to see and there's loads of good lucks and best wishes from Luton fans and a few from City fans and then in amongst all that good will there's this mongo.

They are so obsessed, unbelievably tinpot.

 

Screenshot_20230226_092303_Facebook.thumb.jpg.dd9a4d4499141cc9bd845167f2916abc.jpg

Do you have a link for this Swede? I could do with a laugh.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I will be visiting Ashton Gate in March for a work event. It will be my first visit since the revamp. I may try and nick it.

I think you’ll be far too overcome with emotion to try and do that…

…and if you use any of our toilets, you’ll need to press down a lever when you’ve finished.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i have been looking at the swamp on google maps and cant for the life of me work out how people get in and out.  do all them 1000s come down the little lane into the car park?  also, i often hear about dodgy Dave on the turnstiles, there doesnt look anywhere strong enough to have any??

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I will be visiting Ashton Gate in March for a work event. It will be my first visit since the revamp. I may try and nick it.

Not a bad venue for a work conference - I'll be there for a conference 2nd week of March. Just remember to take your complimentary Ashton Gate pen with you so you can remind yourself what a stadium looks like every time you use it!

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Rumour going round that the Blue Few are fed up with unreliable, expensive coaches and trains used for away games.

In future, their supporters have vowed to "only travel to away games by car".

Seems like a very sensible decision.

Nice of them to admit that one car should be more than adequate to accommodate them all.

However . . .

Will be a five-seater, or a seven-seater ?

Or even possibly, that mythical Sag favourite . . . .

the "20,000 locked-outside" seater?

 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, CiderCraig said:

Sh1 teds

Took my 10 year old daughter to watch her brother play on sunday,,, she had a red and white knitted hat on with a city badge that her nan knitted for her… as we were leaving i heard a comment from a local 18 year old meat head virgin, who kindly informed her she had shit on her head…. I kinda heard the comment but assumed he was talking to his mate as i was off to one side putting some rubbish in the bin… daughter told me later that he said it to her….it was rather a shame i missed that at the time,,, i dont really like inbred idiots using that language to a 10 year old girl, much less my 10 year old girl. Charming lot.

  • Like 6
  • Flames 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 minutes ago, Simon bristol said:

Took my 10 year old daughter to watch her brother play on sunday,,, she had a red and white knitted hat on with a city badge that her nan knitted for her… as we were leaving i heard a comment from a local 18 year old meat head virgin, who kindly informed her she had shit on her head…. I kinda heard the comment but assumed he was talking to his mate as i was off to one side putting some rubbish in the bin… daughter told me later that he said it to her….it was rather a shame i missed that at the time,,, i dont really like inbred idiots using that language to a 10 year old girl, much less my 10 year old girl. Charming lot.

 

Years ago, I had a similar experience. I was watching my then-six-year-old daughter, who wore a City top, do football training in Shepton Mallet when some spotty little scruffbag used a swear word in her earshot to refer to her team allegiances. Blowed if I'm having that. I loomed rather large over this teenager and asked him if he had a problem. He meekly assured me he didn't.  The coach, who is a member of this forum, overheard everything and asked the miscreant to leave the touchline. 

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 minutes ago, cidercity1987 said:

Where does the nickname even come from?

Gasheads makes total sense but what's the background to shitheads

Nursery School standard thinking, as expected.

They called us the Shit , I think it may have even started with Bristol shity. Then they managed to get to shithead for a fan.

Like I said, Nursery School level of thinking, which TBF, is a step up for most of them.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, 1960maaan said:

Nursery School standard thinking, as expected.

They called us the Shit , I think it may have even started with Bristol shity. Then they managed to get to shithead for a fan.

Like I said, Nursery School level of thinking, which TBF, is a step up for most of them.

Nonsensical as always from those weirdos 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

55 minutes ago, Simon bristol said:

Took my 10 year old daughter to watch her brother play on sunday,,, she had a red and white knitted hat on with a city badge that her nan knitted for her… as we were leaving i heard a comment from a local 18 year old meat head virgin, who kindly informed her she had shit on her head…. I kinda heard the comment but assumed he was talking to his mate as i was off to one side putting some rubbish in the bin… daughter told me later that he said it to her….it was rather a shame i missed that at the time,,, i dont really like inbred idiots using that language to a 10 year old girl, much less my 10 year old girl. Charming lot.

Had something similar walking back through the waterfront with my daughter after a game once. She was about 8 or 9 at the time and wearing a city shirt and some drunken asshead shouted something out. Rather than be angry I felt more pity to be honest that a grown man felt threatened by a young girl in a different teams top and felt the need to shout out. What a sad individual.

 

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, mattjb said:

Had something similar walking back through the waterfront with my daughter after a game once. She was about 8 or 9 at the time and wearing a city shirt and some drunken asshead shouted something out. Rather than be angry I felt more pity to be honest that a grown man felt threatened by a young girl in a different teams top and felt the need to shout out. What a sad individual.

 

A weak ending, Matt. I thought you were going to say “so I toppled him, like Colston’s statue, head first into the docks”.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I see they have announced their season ticket prices for next year.  7% increase may be too much to bear for some of them and their season card fanbase may drop below the meagre 5k they have at the moment.

Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week with a dirty bunch of hobos watching a convict and wife beater managing that load of dross.

Anyone know how many of them manage to get in on each ticket nowadays?

Edited by wendyredredrobin
Link to comment
Share on other sites

24 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I see they have announced their season ticket prices for next year.  7% increase may be too much to bear for some of them and their season card fanbase may drop below the meagre 5k they have at the moment.

Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week with a dirty bunch of hobos watching a convict and wife beater managing that load of dross.

Anyone know how many of them manage to get in on each ticket nowadays?

Sit? Not many of them can do that.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week

Excuse me, ahem, have you failed to hear the proclamation of the Cockwork Gorringe: “there will be NO temporary structures at the Mem next season” (provided of course that within 6 months they get plans drawn up, costed and agreed, gain planning permission, select contractors, clear the area, build the new structures, run safety tests and gain licenses). 
 

So maybe just a few tents then. ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

33 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I see they have announced their season ticket prices for next year.  7% increase may be too much to bear for some of them and their season card fanbase may drop below the meagre 5k they have at the moment.

Imagine having to spend all that money to sit in a bloody tent every other week with a dirty bunch of hobos watching a convict and wife beater managing that load of dross.

Anyone know how many of them manage to get in on each ticket nowadays?

Has Dave on the disabled gate increased his prices to reflect the official price rise, or would the faffing with change be a hindrance to the necessary ‘swift’ transaction?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, cidercity1987 said:

Where does the nickname even come from?

Gasheads makes total sense but what's the background to shitheads

They were called gasheads by us from 75, they replied by calling us s***heads, that's basically it, a work of genius really ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

51 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight.

What has Wally ever given them ?

A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ?

They had new curtains in their supporters club bar tbf. 
And the promise of tin roofs instead of tents next season. 
What a prospect from the fake Sheikh!! ??

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight.

What has Wally ever given them ?

A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ?

Gap-tain Gash got a new shirt apparently!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

Best to stop calling them gasheads; as they like the term

“Assheads” is far more appropriate.

Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:-

Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags,  C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s?

Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration.

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1
  • Haha 1
  • Flames 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Down to 15th after last night’s games, think their “playoff push” is a local media fantasy.

Not sure those “we’re swapping divisions” posts from a few on here have aged too well, either.

  • Like 2
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight.

What has Wally ever given them ?

A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ?

They do get given something free for supporting that shower of shite - bitterness and embarrassment for starters 

  • Like 1
  • Flames 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight.

What has Wally ever given them ?

A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ?

“Haha look at them with their free, decent quality scarfs, in their decent quality sold out Stadium, with in date crisps and Premiership level facilities” 

  • Like 4
  • Haha 2
  • Robin 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

46 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Down to 15th after last night’s games, think their “playoff push” is a local media fantasy.

Not sure those “we’re swapping divisions” posts from a few on here have aged too well, either.

18 points behind Barnsley in 6th who have two games in hand, the mental gymnastics you would have to go through to make that a mathematical possibility would strain Rachel Riley.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

They seem to think our new scarves are something to take the piss out of tonight.

What has Wally ever given them ?

A sheet of Andrex each to use in their portaloos ?

There is literally nothing they can take the piss out of us for.

Behind us in absolutely everything. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   1 member

×
×
  • Create New...