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6 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:-

Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags,  C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s?

Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration.

I have to be honest - Mouldy Battenberg Shite made me laugh out loud!  I do like that one! :clap:

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6 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:-

Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags,  C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s?

Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration.

Boob Cricket Internationals.

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11 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Agreed, we never really call them that any more. Take your pick from the following:-

Gastards, Gassholes, Laughable Gash, Sags, Slags,  C***s, Scum, 15ers, Blue Few, Scum, Overdrawn and Quartered, Rent Boys, Mouldy Battenberg Shite, Tote Scrotes, BeastVile Wanderers, Skeletor’s Chicken Hutch XI, Gappers, Whorefield nonleaguers, Cureton’s Babes, FA Trophy First Round Runners Up, Pisspoorial Mounders, ScumBarton’s Skoal Ar*e Bandits, BarrowHitchenCheshamBorehamWoodBraintreeAltrinchamBathBarnetMyF**kingSides, Oh, did I mention C***s?

Sorry, feeling devoid of inspiration.

You missed the most important one of all.....

TINPOT!

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15 hours ago, nickolas said:

They had new curtains in their supporters club bar tbf. 
And the promise of tin roofs instead of tents next season. 
What a prospect from the fake Sheikh!! ??

No no no! They had their curtains professionally cleaned!

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10 hours ago, GrahamC said:

Down to 15th after last night’s games, think their “playoff push” is a local media fantasy.

Not sure those “we’re swapping divisions” posts from a few on here have aged too well, either.

And lots of them on social media boasting about being above Portsmouth after King Joe’s comments on them. Oh dear oh dear. 

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I came out from the game and finally got a signal up by the Lions to see a Gas bloke in the gym who says he never tweets about us had sent 5 tweets from City giving scarfs to build atmosphere to Get in to every goal. This bloke who never tweets about us but has in the past month tweeted about Scott’s valuation being too high & we are deluded with his value, Why didn’t Mehmeti go to a non relegation threatened team, to what a mess our new kit is & our inability to sell out home games This bloke swears blind he doesn’t care about us but he cannot hide the jealousy & it’s bloody brilliant.   

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On 01/03/2023 at 08:31, Port Said Red said:

18 points behind Barnsley in 6th who have two games in hand, the mental gymnastics you would have to go through to make that a mathematical possibility would strain Rachel Riley.

Now there's a thought . . . 

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19 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Just to let you know I walked around the ground on Tuesday with this and managed to get in. Big thanks to Mike who gave me the ticket, £20 as well ( he did only want a tenner).Really enjoyed the game and a great atmosphere.

Share with us which hand cream you use, Miah (although I can guess :noexp:) because you’ve got hands like a five year old. 

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14 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Share with us which hand cream you use, Miah (although I can guess :noexp:) because you’ve got hands like a five year old. 

That's probably because I've never done a days hard graft in my life :)

That really is me btw, 60 years old next year and still so youthful !

I may have neglected to mention, that I was working in Wrexham on Tuesday and was after a ticket for their sell out game v Chesterfield :)

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2 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

That's probably because I've never done a days hard graft in my life :)

That really is me btw, 60 years old next year and still so youthful !

I may have neglected to mention, that I was working in Wrexham on Tuesday and was after a ticket for their sell out game v Chesterfield :)

Shame you missed our game. You’d have enjoyed a free scarf. 

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6 minutes ago, And Its Smith said:

To be fair that’s pretty funny 

Really? Whatever floats your boat I guess ?   To me it just shows how ‘ing desperately sad they are, having their official media team try and troll us at every opportunity.  Tin pot isn’t an accurate enough description any more.   

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4 minutes ago, lenred said:

Really? Whatever floats your boat I guess ?   To me it just shows how ‘ing desperately sad they are, having their official media team try and troll us at every opportunity.  Tin pot isn’t an accurate enough description any more.   

Think you are taking it all a bit too seriously 

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1 minute ago, And Its Smith said:

Think you are taking it all a bit too seriously 

I’m really not.  Thinking they are sad as muck does not mean I’m ‘taking it seriously’. It means I think they are sad as muck. If you enjoy their incredibly sad attempts at humour though you go for your life Dave.  

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24 minutes ago, And Its Smith said:

Think you are taking it all a bit too seriously 

Not really, those who run their social media really are dumb as shit, even their own fans are saying what an embarrassment it is.

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35 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Not really, those who run their social media really are dumb as shit, even their own fans are saying what an embarrassment it is.

Yes, you would think/hope that these guys should be above all that, it's ok for fans (that's what they do) but for an "official" team to do that is quite sad. It's drawing attention to a bigger and better rival which is a cardinal sin in the PR, corporate game !

#tinpot  

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2 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

Tinpot.

 

Fair play to them for knowing the name of a book, though.

Perhaps not the biggest surprise that it’s one to look at pictures in rather than actually read.

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1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Checking the tweet again the Rovers fans are all very embarrassed by this, fair enough.

To be fair most of their fans with common sense know they are a million miles off from where City are on and off the pitch.

And by 'most' I mean all four of their half a dozen fans.

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15 minutes ago, And Its Smith said:

A load of people look like Wally from Where’s Wally and they’ve pointed that out.  If it was us doing it to them I’m sure you’d see the funny side. 

No it’s just cringe. 
 

We used to be at it as well, it’s embarrassing and was rightfully pointed out to them how embarrassing it was. Thankfully they’ve toned it down in recent times. 

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7 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

When I was watching the game and today looking at that tweet what it reminded me of was games I attended as a boy in the 70s and 80s. I suppose that was before the days of replica shirts and a plain red and white scarf was essential clothing at the game. Nostalgic to some of us.

 

Yep, and it has to be said, the effect of a sea of red & white scarves was pretty impressive.  Some folk - like me - are never going to wear replica jerseys, no matter how well-designed they are. 

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2 hours ago, And Its Smith said:

A load of people look like Wally from Where’s Wally and they’ve pointed that out.  If it was us doing it to them I’m sure you’d see the funny side. 

We couldn't do it to them.  The people would be so few and so spaced out that it would be too easy to spot Wally.  BRFC Media own goal really, my first thought on seeing it was that chant "What's it like to see a crowd"?

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53 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Just throwing this in as a genuine question, what part of Bristol Rovers IS championship ready?

Certainly not the team or manager, that’s for sure…

oh, and the pitch, the stands, the tents, the catering, the disabled area, the ticketing, the shop, the toilets, the stewards, the PA system, the floodlights, the fans, the atmosphere, the turnstiles, the parking, the ‘big’ screen….

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5 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Certainly not the team or manager, that’s for sure…

oh, and the pitch, the stands, the tents, the catering, the disabled area, the ticketing, the shop, the toilets, the stewards, the PA system, the floodlights, the fans, the atmosphere, the turnstiles, the parking, the ‘big’ screen….

The porn channels in hospitality are ready apparently.

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13 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Fair play to them for posting that. Let’s hope the admin take note of their own fan’s reaction.

John 5161 gets it. The number of Gasheads popping their head above the parapet saying stuff like “outclassed” and saying stuff like “Scott was a passenger”?. You can only wonder what Man City would do to a side battered by Morecambe the other week, then MK Dons then Burton…….even your average mentally challenged bitter and prowed Fewer knows what would happen.

Their fans, collectively, are that annoying needy turd that has to be involved in everything including stuff that has **** all to do with them. Perfectly typified by the complete roaster who works in the media department.

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6 minutes ago, TinMan's left peg said:

World book day at the mem

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Apparently a favourite choice of character to dress up as in those parts.

They just go out in their normal everyday outfit.

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2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Certainly not the team or manager, that’s for sure…

oh, and the pitch, the stands, the tents, the catering, the disabled area, the ticketing, the shop, the toilets, the stewards, the PA system, the floodlights, the fans, the atmosphere, the turnstiles, the parking, the ‘big’ screen….

Apart from all that, they're almost ready then!

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