Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[RedLionLad]

2 hours ago, Numero Uno said:

The porn channels in hospitality are ready apparently.

Just as long as the electric doesn’t run out 

[BanburyRed]

Surely the irony of even trying to celebrate World Book Day is lost on them, as they plainly can't read ....

 

[RedLionLad]

1 hour ago, cider hoss rules said:

Is he still being carried up the Gloucester Road showing off his very nice watch?

 

Looks like a scene from the Middle East 

[Jim Davey]

9 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Thanks Rovers for the picture from a full house at a modern stadium against opponents of world class players live on TV.

A media own goal if ever there was one.

that's what I thought 

[Red_Alligator]

9 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Thanks Rovers for the picture from a full house at a modern stadium against opponents of world class players live on TV.

A media own goal if ever there was one.

This exactly. The gift that keeps giving. Even their official media can't disguise the rabid envy that dominates their persona. A club with absolutely nothing to offer Bristol. Truly the skid mark in Bristol's pants.  

[Jim Davey]

2 hours ago, Banjo Island said:

The sprinklers apparentley

Nope they took them back to B and Q to get refund when they were skint last year.

[Dr Balls]

8 hours ago, GrahamC said:

Fair play to them for knowing the name of a book, though.

Perhaps not the biggest surprise that it’s one to look at pictures in rather than actually read.

Only because the title of the book relates to their owner..

I also understand that Blacks have got another sale on, so I’m looking forward to them announcing their new “covered” section of the ground next week!

[Swede]

8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

These two Gasheads sum it up pretty well to be fair.

 

Yes; they both have a point. The cheap jibes really are pathetic and tinpot and really underline just how desperate they are. The trouble is there's a lot of their fanbase with the same retarded mentality and rubbish like this is food for the morons. No respect. Until they stop this they will never grow as a club.

[slartibartfast]

4 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Looks like a scene from the Middle East 

Just before a crane on a lorry gets used ?

[PHILINFRANCE]

1 hour ago, slartibartfast said:

Just before a crane on a lorry gets used ?

Hey, Slarti, you're better than that.

[RedLionLad]

40 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

Hey, Slarti, you're better than that.

My comment had no reference to the earthquake disaster in Turkey and Syria. 
 

It was a comparison to how crowds in Middle East countries carry their leaders, usually during elections or religious festivals. With hindsight, I should have made that clear.

[PHILINFRANCE]

2 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

My comment had no reference to the earthquake disaster in Turkey and Syria. 
 

It was a comparison to how crowds in Middle East countries carry their leaders, usually during elections or religious festivals. With hindsight, I should have made that clear.

I am sure you were just making an amusing comparison, and never suggested otherwise.

My post wasn’t directed at you.

[RedLionLad]

When we are ridiculed by a fewer who should really look at the bigger picture.

The last 10 home total attendance figures for them and us:

Us : 198,699  Av. 19,869  Highest 25,713  Lowest 12,145

Them : 70,793. Av. 7,039. Highest 9,735. Lowest 864

[Fatknacker]

12 hours ago, johnheadbcfc said:

Nothing wrong with us hating eacother,  long may it continue 

Seriously? It’s just football, I think they are sad, deluded, often pathetic and pitiful and definitely worthy of our unfettered derision but I don’t have the energy to “hate” another group of people because they support a different football team…and the more they react to the differences between our two clubs the funnier I think they are.

[Portland Bill]

WTF!. 
 

Edit, just noticed this has already been posted!. 

Edited March 3, 2023 by Portland Bill

[Miah Dennehy]

27 minutes ago, Portland Bill said:

WTF!. 
 

Edit, just noticed this has already been posted!. 

I will have to admit, I have no idea what this is about? Am I missing some kind of pop culture reference/parody in this? As the great Alan Partridge would say 'That was just noise'

[GrahamC]

Just now, Miah Dennehy said:

I will have to admit, I have no idea what this is about? Am I missing some kind of pop culture reference/parody in this? As the great Alan Partridge would say 'That was just noise'

He seems to have done one of these for numerous clubs.

A very weird man.

[Miah Dennehy]

24 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

He seems to have done one of these for numerous clubs.

A very weird man.

Well whatever it is, it's gone right over my head.

[1960maaan]

1 hour ago, Portland Bill said:

WTF!. 
 

Edit, just noticed this has already been posted!. 

I'm still trying to work out if this is supposed to be a well known tune , or he's just Freestylin' 

[Dredd]

He went viral with a (terrible) Darwin Nunez song to the same tune. It's a dance song - Better off alone by Alice DeeJay - it's kind of hard to tell as he can't really sing

[cidercity]

See Dave’s back on the turnstiles letting them in.

 

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2023/march/zero-tolerance/

[glynriley]

18 minutes ago, cidercity said:

See Dave’s back on the turnstiles letting them in.

 

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2023/march/zero-tolerance/

CEO Tom Gorringe said: "It is disappointing to learn that a small majority of supporters are intent on attending fixtures without adhering to our ticketing policy and ground guidelines.

Does that mean they're all at it and he recognises their crowds are shite..?

Edited March 3, 2023 by glynriley

[Numero Uno]

33 minutes ago, glynriley said:

CEO Tom Gorringe said: "It is disappointing to learn that a small majority of supporters are intent on attending fixtures without adhering to our ticketing policy and ground guidelines.

Does that mean they're all at it and he recognises their crowds are shite..?

Any chance that Tom will retract his "People's Club" statement now.....unless he meant particularly shady people looking to con their own club out of money.

[NOTBLUE]

1 hour ago, cidercity said:

See Dave’s back on the turnstiles letting them in.

 

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2023/march/zero-tolerance/

Makes a change,they usually pay to get out of the ground.

[Miah Dennehy]

8 hours ago, 1960maaan said:

I'm still trying to work out if this is supposed to be a well known tune , or he's just Freestylin' 

Me too!

[Miah Dennehy]

6 hours ago, Dredd said:

He went viral with a (terrible) Darwin Nunez song to the same tune. It's a dance song - Better off alone by Alice DeeJay - it's kind of hard to tell as he can't really sing

No way is that 'Better Off Alone', really?

[myol'man]

Dave has now introduced a 'pay what you can' policy in response to the cost of living crisis.

*cash only 

[Rudolf Hucker]

2 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Dave has now introduced a 'pay what you can' policy in response to the cost of living crisis.

*cash only 

… having given up his job at the former Bristol Zoo car park. 

[Ska Junkie]

19 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

When we are ridiculed by a fewer who should really look at the bigger picture.

The last 10 home total attendance figures for them and us:

Us : 198,699  Av. 19,869  Highest 25,713  Lowest 12,145

Them : 70,793. Av. 7,039. Highest 9,735. Lowest 864

Maybe the snorting arse should have looked up their huge cup attendance of 4769 before berating ours of 3x theirs against a side we play regularly and had 21k+ against in the league!

Pr1ck.

Edited March 3, 2023 by Ska Junkie

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

On 03/03/2023 at 01:37, RedLionLad said:

When we are ridiculed by a fewer who should really look at the bigger picture.

The last 10 home total attendance figures for them and us:

Us : 198,699  Av. 19,869  Highest 25,713  Lowest 12,145

Them : 70,793. Av. 7,039. Highest 9,735. Lowest 864

“Plenty of daytrippers ready to fill it”

Not sure what that’s supposed to mean as we’ve averaged around 20k the last two seasons and spent about a month in total in the top half of the Championship in those 2 years.

We’ve got the sort of loyal fans they can only dream of.

 

[Major Isewater]

On 01/03/2023 at 21:12, Rudolf Hucker said:

Still no cover when it rains. 

And thousands locked out.

[Oh Louie louie]

We might have got coaches from everywhere watching us in the 1970s, but we have never had quote daytrippers here in all my life,a daytripper for me is someone who just goes to Wembley, and they are well over repesented in that field

[GrahamC]

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

“Plenty of daytrippers ready to fill it”

Not sure what that’s supposed to mean as we’ve averaged around 20k the last two seasons and spent about a month in total in the top half of the Championship in those 2 years.

We’ve got the sort of loyal fans they can only dream of.

 

Posted this before but it will be 30 years at the end of this season since they were last in the second tier.

They have absolutely no idea about anything at Championship level now therefore, the quality of the players, impact of parachute payments & how you build a club to be successful to sustain yourself there.

A year after they got relegated we built the Atyeo stand, now by some distance the poorest part of our ground, yet a structure that they can only dream of.

As you so rightly point out, we don’t have “daytrippers” we have built a good sized support, largely because in a modern Premier League standard ground, the experience is a good one.

Also our fan base is pretty young, getting more diverse by the year & has also managed to incorporate a percentage of fans from the gentrified areas around the ground, though admittedly not in the same numbers as the rugby team has.

They’re bitter, small time & an increasing irrelevance, no matter what their friends in the media try to pretend.

[Jim Davey]

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

“Plenty of daytrippers ready to fill it”

Not sure what that’s supposed to mean as we’ve averaged around 20k the last two seasons and spent about a month in total in the top half of the Championship in those 2 years.

We’ve got the sort of loyal fans they can only dream of.

 

Do their fans stay for a week or a fortnight ?

[Oh Louie louie]

5 minutes ago, Jim Davey said:

Do their fans stay for a week or a fortnight ?

Probably end up squatting like the team did

[Open End Numb Legs]

48 minutes ago, Jim Davey said:

Do their fans stay for a week or a fortnight ?

When they remove the so called stands the ground sheet leaves a patch of pale grass and worms but don't worry, it grows back after a few days.

[Port Said Red]

18 hours ago, cidercity said:

See Dave’s back on the turnstiles letting them in.

 

https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2023/march/zero-tolerance/

 

13 hours ago, myol'man said:

Dave has now introduced a 'pay what you can' policy in response to the cost of living crisis.

*cash only 

The Announcement - Half Man Half Biscuit

He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi
Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy
His hair was receding, his face had descended
Now he’s been up to Rodney Street and had it all mended
He used to walk home with a chop suey roll
Now he’s in Sheldrakes devouring his soul
His mate’s got a six-berth in Kinmel Bay
And for the last week in August that’s where he’d stay
But now it’s a fortnight in tropical climes
Raising of lager and here’s to the times
But a worried demeanour as I went through his turnstile
Was clarified later when I heard the announcement

John McNamara
John McNamara
John McNamara
To the cash office please
John McNamara
John McNamara
John McNamara
To the cash office please
To the cash office please
To the cash office please

[Swede]

On 03/03/2023 at 01:37, RedLionLad said:

When we are ridiculed by a fewer who should really look at the bigger picture.

The last 10 home total attendance figures for them and us:

Us : 198,699  Av. 19,869  Highest 25,713  Lowest 12,145

Them : 70,793. Av. 7,039. Highest 9,735. Lowest 864

They really are something else. Putting 12,000 into proper context, this was an early round F.A.Cup match against a team we play every season FFS! Stoke had a similar crowd the other night in the 5th round and that was against Premier League Brighton!

If this was in the context they were alluding to as in a League match it would be 20,000 plus.

Not like them to distort the truth is it.

[TheReds]

On 03/03/2023 at 01:37, RedLionLad said:

When we are ridiculed by a fewer who should really look at the bigger picture.

The last 10 home total attendance figures for them and us:

Us : 198,699  Av. 19,869  Highest 25,713  Lowest 12,145

Them : 70,793. Av. 7,039. Highest 9,735. Lowest 864

You have to love their pick and choose stats to suit. It was a lunchtime kick off on a Sunday in the FA cup against a team we have been playing for years. Next they will be quoting attendances in the Carabao cup to somehow justify how great they are....

When we played the same team in the League back in October we had just over 21k. Our lowest home attendance in the League this season is still over 17k.Still, better not quote any of that - even though that poster would have seen it.

 

[RedRaw]

For true comparison, we can always pull up their papa johns trophy attendances…..

[Port Said Red]

22 minutes ago, RedRaw said:

For true comparison, we can always pull up their papa johns trophy attendances…..

Ah but...... boycott... or something

[Swede]

Keep it coming slags, it's what this thread is all about, laughing at all your bitter jealousy. 

[Taz]

6 hours ago, Jim Davey said:

Do their fans stay for a week or a fortnight ?

Try to stay for good usually and claim squatters rights..   

[BS3City]

Gonna be a lot of Blue Few turning up for their game this afternoon with cum stained pants after our poor defeat to Crapdiff. 

Plus if they manage to fluke a win there's gonna be a lot of sisters getting a right pounding too...

[Homer Simpson]

If they avoid defeat, will we see the return of Diluted Slag?

[Son of Fred]

24 minutes ago, Homer Simpson said:

If they avoid defeat, will we see the return of Diluted Slag?

Two bookings for them inside 15 minutes - 

Keep it going

[BS3City]

8,800 at the Pissporial, with over 700 owning flat caps and whippets.

Gotta say it again - a magnificent turn out...

[BS3City]

Attendance announced nice and early. Then again it doesn't take too long to count I suppose...

[RedLionLad]

Here he is

[Kodjias Wrist]

1 minute ago, RedLionLad said:

Here he is

The little pervert not have anything better to do?

[RedLionLad]

2 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

The little pervert not have anything better to do?

Surely there’s some local football team he could be watching…

[Rudolf Hucker]

7 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

The little pervert not have anything better to do?

Ad break on Soccer Saturday. 

[Port Said Red]

1 hour ago, BS3City said:

8,800 at the Pissporial, with over 700 owning flat caps and whippets.

Gotta say it again - a magnificent turn out...

"Another 10,000 Gasheads cheered them on" - North Korean Press Bristol Post.

[RedLionLad]

This week’s stadium comparison…

[RedLionLad]

A Barnsley fan on Facebook…

[RedLionLad]

On the Barnsley FC forum…

[In the Net]

On 04/03/2023 at 10:02, Port Said Red said:

Ah but...... boycott... or something

Too right - long may it continue, EFL have ruined what used to be a decent sideshow competition. 

[CiderJar]

Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta...

 

 

[RedLionLad]

4 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta...

 

 

Food that should only be sold to kids at a funfair

[bcfc01]

Just now, RedLionLad said:

Food that should only be sold to kids at a funfair

Giving little kids rubbish like that to eat is akin to lighting a firework and waiting for the inevitable explosion..

[Taz]

1 hour ago, CiderJar said:

Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta...

 

 

Looks like something the dog dropped off earlier.

[Jim Davey]

5 hours ago, In the Net said:

Too right - long may it continue, EFL have ruined what used to be a decent sideshow competition. 

Don't think its just the mickey mouse games though is it .

[Silvio Dante]

Rovers have nearly gone through the magic “1000” figure for season tickets. The first 1000 renewals win “be a director for a day” experience.

This once in a lifetime experience includes:

- Pretending to be wealthy but not putting any money in

- Exclusive use of the directors lounge, with babestation access

- Coming up with a semi plausible reason for not building a new ground and relaying it to a fanbase of morons

- Unlimited fake fanta

- Usage of the club “Go Outdoors” discount card

- Free removal of nose from Joey Barton’s rectum, and subsequent removal of Keith Brookmans nose from yours

- An exclusive 90 minutes of ridicule from visiting directors at the state of your hospitality facilities

Best Renew NOW!

 

[RedLionLad]

5 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Rovers have nearly gone through the magic “1000” figure for season tickets. The first 1000 renewals win “be a director for a day” experience.

This once in a lifetime experience includes:

- Pretending to be wealthy but not putting any money in

- Exclusive use of the directors lounge, with babestation access

- Coming up with a semi plausible reason for not building a new ground and relaying it to a fanbase of morons

- Unlimited fake fanta

- Usage of the club “Go Outdoors” discount card

- Free removal of nose from Joey Barton’s rectum, and subsequent removal of Keith Brookmans nose from yours

- An exclusive 90 minutes of ridicule from visiting directors at the state of your hospitality facilities

Best Renew NOW!

 

A prize that doesn’t cost them a penny.

Typical

#tinpot

[Gazred]

20 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Rovers have nearly gone through the magic “1000” figure for season tickets. The first 1000 renewals win “be a director for a day” experience.

This once in a lifetime experience includes:

- Pretending to be wealthy but not putting any money in

- Exclusive use of the directors lounge, with babestation access

- Coming up with a semi plausible reason for not building a new ground and relaying it to a fanbase of morons

- Unlimited fake fanta

- Usage of the club “Go Outdoors” discount card

- Free removal of nose from Joey Barton’s rectum, and subsequent removal of Keith Brookmans nose from yours

- An exclusive 90 minutes of ridicule from visiting directors at the state of your hospitality facilities

Best Renew NOW!

 

Hahaha free fake Swiss watches all round.

[Open End Numb Legs]

3 hours ago, Taz said:

Looks like something the dog dropped off earlier.

Just what I thought, looks like something you pick up off the pavement with a plastic bag when your dog has a stomach bug.

Dietary wise, probably best served with a free insulin injection and a defib nearby.

[redsquirrel]

26 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Just what I thought, looks like something you pick up off the pavement with a plastic bag when your dog has a stomach bug.

Dietary wise, probably best served with a free insulin injection and a defib nearby.

new job for  turnstile dave, bit of discomfort with a tin piping nozzle stuffed up his arse tho

[RedLionLad]

Just look at the mess of a ‘stadium’…

[Port Said Red]

22 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Just look at the mess of a ‘stadium’…

I swear it gets worse every tie I see pictures of it.

[slartibartfast]

4 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

I swear it gets worse every tie I see pictures of it.

Well, it IS getting older all the time !