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10 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

Even Marcus himself looks confused as to who it looks like…

"I can reproduce the hands, but the face?"

Even though it's sprayed on it looks like really bad photoshopping of someone else's head on a body, might as well have gone with this.

 

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10 minutes ago, petehinton said:

Don’t even have a space inside for them do a TV interview in. Literally sat on a park bench in the car park on their training ground. ******* hell, brilliant. 

Is that their training ground?

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15 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Exciting, a proper mystery.

Where could the data have come from?

Camping supplies web site?

A soft drinks company? (c1992 perhaps).

Surely not Babestation ?. I would just like to point out that (so far) I haven't received this email ?.

I haven't received it either :(

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On 08/03/2023 at 17:27, Lordofthebling said:

Ex player and Bristol city fan ain't he? ?

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All respect to Marcus but that is really pathetic and amateurish.

As someone else has pointed out getting the details of a face across on an unrendered block wall is difficult at the best of times especially at the scale they're working to. With a bit of thought they could've worked that out, but then again everything they do is always on the cheap or trying to crappily copy everything we do.

He must have come to the same conclusion as doesn't look impressed does he.

There is a word that sums them up

 

TINPOT

 

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2 hours ago, The Original OTIB said:

Go on Joey, pick a fight with big Dunc.

 

2 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Just like most bullies, he won't.

He pre-empted this by saying that he is a bit of a fanboy of Duncan Ferguson as he was at Everton when he watched them as a kid. 

 

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2 minutes ago, weepywall said:

Isn't that very similar to what away fans say about a visit to the Rovers ground ?

On the way back yesterday, I had Radio Bristol on and Brookman and Hoskin(?) were belittling the Forest Green ground. One exchange went:

”And if you look at the poor Rovers fans on the side of the pitch they’re getting wet as there isn’t even a roof”

”Umm..that happens to the away fans at our ground too”

People in canvas houses shouldn’t throw stones

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2 minutes ago, weepywall said:

Isn't that very similar to what away fans say about a visit to the Rovers ground ?

Identical.

Their lack of self awareness is off the scale, if you were a Charlton or Plymouth fan then you could definitely say that, but not if you expect away fans to endure very similar facilities to this.

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6 hours ago, GrahamC said:

Identical.

Their lack of self awareness is off the scale, if you were a Charlton or Plymouth fan then you could definitely say that, but not if you expect away fans to endure very similar facilities to this.

They're certainly an imaginative bunch Graham. They imagine being a big club, with a nice stadium, a good manager and stable ownership. I wonder where they look to for their inspiration??

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On 08/03/2023 at 17:27, Lordofthebling said:

Ex player and Bristol city fan ain't he? ?

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Jesus **** that's ugly. 

I get the thought behind it but that artist has done a terrible job. 

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2 hours ago, Maesknoll Red said:

When you take into account the distances travelled, big up to Plymouth fans.  

And Ipswich you have to say, their average distances might be lower, but going cross country in the UK is often harder to achieve.

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2 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

And Ipswich you have to say, their average distances might be lower, but going cross country in the UK is often harder to achieve.

 

Good point. I wonder what their travelling average would be like if they didn't have Forest Green, Cheltenham and Exeter in their division, to offer easy away days. 

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3 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

Good point. I wonder what their travelling average would be like if they didn't have Forest Green, Cheltenham and Exeter in their division, to offer easy away days. 

Oxford too.

They have 4 trips closer than our second closest one.

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On 12/03/2023 at 09:59, 54-46 said:

Poor bloke, having to endure substandard facilities. 
Perhaps FGR could borrow their Go Outdoors membership card 

 

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One team has talked about making plans to maybe talk to a fruit market, the other team has had plans approved...

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On 12/03/2023 at 09:59, 54-46 said:

Poor bloke, having to endure substandard facilities. 
Perhaps FGR could borrow their Go Outdoors membership card 

 

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Kin ell! Worst away day ever!!!

That's the pot calling the tin. Where do they find these wierdos???

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7 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

See their superstar £5m rated Aaron Collins has missed out on the Wales squad.

Anyone would think he’s not as good as they claim he is…

I've watched a few of their games on ifollow, and whilst he's undoubtedly the most talented they've got he ain't that good. 

£5mill my arse...

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49 minutes ago, BS3City said:

I've watched a few of their games on ifollow, and whilst he's undoubtedly the most talented they've got he ain't that good. 

£5mill my arse...

Some of the more sensible assheads on ass-shat seem to think more around the £2M mark, which would seem reasonable.

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3 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

See their superstar £5m rated Aaron Collins has missed out on the Wales squad.

Anyone would think he’s not as good as they claim he is…

The lad from Ipswich (Broadhead) that was selected ahead of him has scored 9 league goals this season ?

2 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

Some of the more sensible assheads on ass-shat seem to think more around the £2M mark, which would seem reasonable.

Talk of £750k early on in the window, doubt they’ll get much over £1m for him.

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1 minute ago, petehinton said:

Sometimes you’ve gotta clap and say what a season bottom half in League One is

One to keep an eye on next season for relegation after Collins leaves them for far less than they think they’ll get for him. 

I'm sure Elliott Anderson will be pleading to go back to the tented village. That'll ensure promotion for everyone's favourite club...

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Just now, BS3City said:

I'm sure Elliott Anderson will be pleading to go back to the tented village. That'll ensure promotion for everyone's favourite club...

“Who wouldn’t want to come here?” Said king Joey in the summer….. honestly. Better facilities to work in everyday at a crèche. 

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4 minutes ago, petehinton said:

Sometimes you’ve gotta clap and say what a season bottom half in League One is

One to keep an eye on next season for relegation after Collins leaves them for far less than they think they’ll get for him. 

Plus losing their loan players .

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27 minutes ago, BS3City said:

I'm sure Elliott Anderson will be pleading to go back to the tented village. That'll ensure promotion for everyone's favourite club...

Spending time with my Gas in-laws at Christmas I heard them all chatting about how Anderson was supposedly desperate to come back in January and it was apparently a ‘done deal’.

Same with Connor Taylor from Stoke.

Imagine my shock when it turned out they knew **** all and it was all a load of bullshit…

 

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I wonder if the Wycombe fans will be on the pitch at the end singing the choir boys are going up , because we all know the week after you sing something like that on the pitch with all the press coverage watching and filming you and all those jollie smiling faces in fancy dress doing roll polys hugging the players etc etc , it tends to go tits up ?????

but my favourite moment from all there gifts that keep giving is being relegated by a team wearing your kit ?????

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14 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

2 down now.

They’re ******* rubbish, aren’t they? 4 loan players starting & old man Glenn Whelan, who is about 46, on the bench.

Pointless club.

Barton in.

**** me, it must only be their away form that's keeping sags out of trouble.......they seem to lose every home game !

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