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2 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Well I've been onto several online dictionaries this evening. I needed to check the definition of 'chasing' as my understanding of 'promotion chasing Bristol Rovers' seems to disagree with several sports journos.

Whilst you got the dictionary open , look up the definition ( coming for us ) 

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Just been reminded this is the game they called off in dubious circumstances when Wycombe were absolutely flying under Ainsworth. “Waterlogged” pitch about a day & a bit before the game was due to be played & a decent weather forecast.

How did trying to play it later in the season work out, cheating *****?

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7 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Well I've been onto several online dictionaries this evening. I needed to check the definition of 'chasing' as my understanding of 'promotion chasing Bristol Rovers' seems to disagree with several sports journos.

when referring to 'Promotion Chasers' , they actually mean the two for one drinks offer at a nearby licenced premises.

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The back tracking currently happening on radio Bristol now is sensational 

“we’re expecting too much of Rovers, mid table league one would be a very good season”

Same commentators/summarisers were saying they were finishing top 10 minimum a few months ago ffs

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1 minute ago, petehinton said:

The back tracking currently happening on radio Bristol now is sensational 

“we’re expecting too much of Rovers, mid table league one would be a very good season”

Same commentators/summarisers were saying they were finishing top 10 minimum a few months ago ffs

They’re below Lincoln & Exeter FFS, miles behind Shrewsbury under the great Cotts.

No way do any of those 3 have a budget anything like the convict does but as usual the local media will make excuses for them.

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8 minutes ago, petehinton said:

The back tracking currently happening on radio Bristol now is sensational 

“we’re expecting too much of Rovers, mid table league one would be a very good season”

Same commentators/summarisers were saying they were finishing top 10 minimum a few months ago ffs

Whoever the bloke is who always does the match reports for them on BBC Bristol was still very positive after Saturdays result over FGR, blathering on about them having two winnable home games in a week and how they should be looking up the table again.   Couldn’t hide his glee. Shame about tonight then.  Doubt they will get f all from Pompey as well. 

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1 hour ago, Redsi2 said:

How many of these predictions came right from the first post on their match day threads. Knobs

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The Big Lebowski? More like Wally Slagchat…

This post is like reading one of those articles from the 1950s about what life will be like in the future, where they manage to get every single prediction spectacularly wrong.

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1 hour ago, petehinton said:

The back tracking currently happening on radio Bristol now is sensational 

“we’re expecting too much of Rovers, mid table league one would be a very good season”

Same commentators/summarisers were saying they were finishing top 10 minimum a few months ago ffs

They don't have the bollocks to say why they have been expecting so much, it's understandable when Joey (call me Joe) has been filling their heads full of nonsense all season.

The hard of thinking fans then get a double whammy from Kent Brockman or whatever his name is, the man with no football knowledge who is still somehow qualified to give punditry every week. 

homer simpson GIF

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Saw a video of them picking out Mascots from the crowd, both were about 15, not even in full kits, jeans n hoody’s, as they walked out they jumped out from the crowd, one even had last years shirt with a player who’s left on the back.. looked stupid as ****

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1 hour ago, lenred said:

Whoever the bloke is who always does the match reports for them on BBC Bristol was still very positive after Saturdays result over FGR, blathering on about them having two winnable home games in a week and how they should be looking up the table again.   Couldn’t hide his glee. Shame about tonight then.   well. 

Yeah well, bias seems to run through the Beeb like covid !

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Just now, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Following his interview, they updated the official stats:-

TUE 14 Mar 2023League One
Bristol Rovers 0 Wycombe Wanderers 2
 
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  • Campbell (62' minutes)

 

Four times in the first 30 seconds he blames the pitch ?

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12 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

Such a bellend.

Wales the national team that regularly play Joe Morrell who regularly plays in league (checks notes) one and until his recent international retirement Chris Gunter who plays in league (checks notes again) two....

Edit - Can't be forgetting Wes Burns and Nathan Broadhead from league one 

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7 minutes ago, Lrrr said:

Wales the national team that regularly play Joe Morrell who regularly plays in league (checks notes) one and until his recent international retirement Chris Gunter who plays in league (checks notes again) two....

Edit - Can't be forgetting Wes Burns and Nathan Broadhead from league one 

Not good enough for Wales.....ouch !

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7 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Four times in the first 30 seconds he blames the pitch ?

Shocking and unfair that Wycombe should have a pitch so badly prepared, a court action is surely incoming and, and, wait, oh they were at home you say........ That's a bit embarrassing, maybe Wycombe should sue if they fail to get in the play offs on goals scored? :)

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7 hours ago, bearded_red said:

Such a bellend.

Shocking treatment of his "star" player. A clear attempt to cause unrest and facilitate a summer transfer, cos that's the only way he'll get any money to spend.

If Collins goes the Tillson record could be under threat...

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1 hour ago, BS3City said:

Shocking treatment of his "star" player. A clear attempt to cause unrest and facilitate a summer transfer, cos that's the only way he'll get any money to spend.

If Collins goes the Tillson record could be under threat...

About as likely as us bringing Tammy back.

If they manage to get a decent wedge for their star player, they will only spend a nominal amount in transfer fees, if any. Most/all the money will go to the bank of Wally...

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6 minutes ago, Fordy62 said:

Please tell me Aaron Collins didn’t play last night? That was probably the worst treatment of a player I think I’ve ever heard. Let alone your star player. 

Is Joey on crack?

I thought the same but checked, and he did play. 

No wonder they are in such a state, players aren't going to play for a manager who does that after a bad/poor performance, they might motivate themselves to play for the supporters, but if players don't care much for what the manager says in public, they're on a hiding to nothing, especially if these performances mean their crowds are dropping and there are less Fewers than usual. 

The man is massive tool. Long may he reign over them. 

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1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

I feel for the bobble here. Thrown under the bus by the manager again without so much as a pre kick off lift from a garden fork.

Once regarded as a Championship ready bobble, it now gets the blame for every defeat.

The PBA (Professional Bobble Association) needs to step in here.

As their groundsman sings “I’m forever mowing bobbles …”

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1 hour ago, Marcus Aurelius said:

Barton blames their 10 home losses on the bad pitch, surely that’ll give them an advantage as they’re used to it and the away teams only play there once? #gaslogic #madeforeachother

Now that ‘daddy’ has spoken I expect their zombie fans are screaming for legal action to be taken against the groundsman.

1 hour ago, Fordy62 said:

Please tell me Aaron Collins didn’t play last night? That was probably the worst treatment of a player I think I’ve ever heard. Let alone your star player. 

Is Joey on crack?

That will be part of his revolutionary and unique management style of treating players like shit so that they’ll work ten times as hard to please him.

Any players who don’t rise to the challenge will be branded shitheads and hounded out.

In Barton they trust.

Idiots.

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1 hour ago, Son of Fred said:

But but, Wycombe were cheating barsteward's (took their chances).

The pitch was shit(same for both sides)

They ain't sounding Championship ready to me!!

Roll on over for Portsmouth on Saturday ?

 

I expect it will be a case of the above too!

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6 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

I thought the same but checked, and he did play. 

No wonder they are in such a state, players aren't going to play for a manager who does that after a bad/poor performance, they might motivate themselves to play for the supporters, but if players don't care much for what the manager says in public, they're on a hiding to nothing, especially if these performances mean their crowds are dropping and there are less Fewers than usual. 

The man is massive tool. Long may he reign over them. 

You just know at some point the bloke will put Wally in a position where his only option is to fire him.................

The only reason I can think of for those comments is that Collins has been going all big time on the Fewers and Joey Bag is trying to take him down a peg. Not a great look though - if I was looking to buy the kid in the summer I would be using every word of that interview to get the fee down to 0.8 of a Tilson.

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Jesus how bad is their defending, didn’t get near the Wycombe players and the few times they could clear the ball it went straight back to a Wycombe player. 
 

Every single time I watch the goals they concede it’s 99% of the time down to awful goalkeeping or defending. With the amount of mates he has coaching you’d think one of them could teach them how to defend. 
 

However I thoroughly enjoy watching their “defending” 

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8 hours ago, Marcus Aurelius said:

Barton blames their 10 home losses on the bad pitch, surely that’ll give them an advantage as they’re used to it and the away teams only play there once? #gaslogic #madeforeachother

as I recall it, Derby used to have a shocking pitch at The Baseball Ground, but Cloughie turned it to his advantage. Come to think of it, Forests pitch could be pretty ropey too... and look what happened to them

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I don't think I can ever recall a coach of any sport belittling one of their players international prospects.

That is very odd. I have seen similar behaviour at work where there might be talented individuals in a team, the manager sees them as a threat to his standing in the wider company so he criticises some aspect of their work to try and re establish the gap to his authority.

That is the only thing I can see going on here. It actually shows a lack of self belief by the manager, scared of others being more popular or more respected. This behaviour has the reverse effect, as with my ex boss everyone eventually hates him as they cotton on to his ways and develop a lack of trust.

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