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1 hour ago, weepywall said:

Some of their own fans have been saying  today that they were disgusted with the sexist abuse aimed at the female referee at last night's game, disgusted maybe, surprised surely not !!

They're not used to female officials, or any other females for that matter 

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2 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

If the state of the pitch decides whether JB stays or goes they should get out there planting potatoes day and night. Runner beans too, don't worry about the canes. Fresh veg for the fans in the summer - result.

Instead of building a new stadium at the fruit market,they can build a fruit market at their old stadium 

 

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9 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Sounds like Joey wants out….

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That can’t be right….he won’t rest until he has got them promoted? Or is he doing them a favour because he isn’t get paid enough? Paying their coaches out of his own pocket isn’t it? Or actually he did say Wael is keen to spend loads of money and he has to reel him in….argh I can’t keep up. 
 

It’s almost as if he’s a ******* headcase. And they still lap it up. Delicious. 

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9 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Sounds like Joey wants out….

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What a p r ick. Can clearly see there was nothing wrong at all with pitch from Wycombe's goal. He’s such a salty **** it’s untrue.  Imagine listening to his crap excuses week after week;  it’s the opposition style of play, it’s the opposition managers’ dinosaur tactics, it’s the standard of refereeing, it’s the pitch. Couple that with chucking his own players and ground staff under the bus on a regular basis. I can’t believe that the Gas tards continue to lap up his delusional, excuse ridden bollocks.  But I’m very glad they do. 

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6 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

If the state of the pitch decides whether JB stays or goes they should get out there planting potatoes day and night. Runner beans too, don't worry about the canes. Fresh veg for the fans in the summer - result.

Bumper harvest guaranteed with all the manure they serve up at the Mem-llotment.

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6 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

If the state of the pitch decides whether JB stays or goes they should get out there planting potatoes day and night. Runner beans too, don't worry about the canes. Fresh veg for the fans in the summer - result.

If the mountain can't go to Mohamed, then why not bring home your very own 'fruit market' garden??? ?

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On a slightly different (Rovers related) subject, I see that Don Megson, one of their former players and managers has died.

I first saw him (on TV) when he captained Sheffield Wednesday in that great FA Cup Final against Everton - for me, the Mike Trebelcock final - but, after playing for Rovers, he then went on to manage them for several years, at a time when there was a real, genuine rivalry between the two Bristol clubs.

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3 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

On a slightly different (Rovers related) subject, I see that Don Megson, one of their former players and managers has died.

I first saw him (on TV) when he captained Sheffield Wednesday in that great FA Cup Final against Everton - for me, the Mike Trebelcock final - but, after playing for Rovers, he then went on to manage them for several years, at a time when there was a real, genuine rivalry between the two Bristol clubs.

That was the first cup final I can remember watching on telly (66)

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3 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

On a slightly different (Rovers related) subject, I see that Don Megson, one of their former players and managers has died.

I first saw him (on TV) when he captained Sheffield Wednesday in that great FA Cup Final against Everton - for me, the Mike Trebelcock final - but, after playing for Rovers, he then went on to manage them for several years, at a time when there was a real, genuine rivalry between the two Bristol clubs.

As I was walking down Stapleton Road I saw Don Megson lying there

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4 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

On a slightly different (Rovers related) subject, I see that Don Megson, one of their former players and managers has died.

I first saw him (on TV) when he captained Sheffield Wednesday in that great FA Cup Final against Everton - for me, the Mike Trebelcock final - but, after playing for Rovers, he then went on to manage them for several years, at a time when there was a real, genuine rivalry between the two Bristol clubs.

Great name !! ?

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1 minute ago, redkev said:

Does the bloke never stop looking for excuses ffs , every week one excuse after another 

Another thought when ever we get a little bit miffed or down with our Nige , just look across the city and remember what they have in charge 

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24 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Barton reminding everyone he's a multi-millionaire, such a W⚓. Perfect fit for that mob.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/joey-barton-aaron-collins-bristol-8261599

I live a life of radical honesty,” Barton said. “It’s my way of charting through the world. We’ll all end up in the ground or on a bonfire at some point and you’ve got to travel through the world making the best of it as you see fit. 

Made I laugh

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19 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Barton reminding everyone he's a multi-millionaire, such a W⚓. Perfect fit for that mob.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/joey-barton-aaron-collins-bristol-8261599

God he is the worst sort of person any club could have as a Manager. Having said that, I believe that lot and Barton are a perfect match.

When he keeps digging out all and sundry or the pitch, the other team or stating sh!te about his wealth or whatever he knows full well that is what people will talk and or post about. In so doing, it deflects away from his multitude of shortcomings. Not just as a football Manager but much more importantly as a sub-human being. 

For me personally, I want him to stay up at that hole for as long as possible. It's just a question of when, rather than if, the next meltdown happens and or next tangle with law enforcement happens. For now, I will just sit and watch the joke of a club and the gift that keeps on giving, unravel further over the coming weeks and months.

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Oh, I nearly forgot!

With all this Circus Boxing of late i.e. Paul v Fury and KSI and all that w@nk. I had a dream that:

Joey 'the Mouth' Barton v Big Nige Pearson was on Pay Per View in an 8 Round Boxing match. Unfortunately, I woke up before it started.

Obviously, pure fantasy but would any of you lot pay to watch it on a day pass on Robins TV? I know that I would.

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18 minutes ago, supercidered said:

Oh, I nearly forgot!

With all this Circus Boxing of late i.e. Paul v Fury and KSI and all that w@nk. I had a dream that:

Joey 'the Mouth' Barton v Big Nige Pearson was on Pay Per View in an 8 Round Boxing match. Unfortunately, I woke up before it started.

Obviously, pure fantasy but would any of you lot pay to watch it on a day pass on Robins TV? I know that I would.

A scrap on the touchline would liven up a dull game 

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32 minutes ago, Sweeneys Penalties said:

A scrap on the touchline would liven up a dull game 

I've no idea how old you are but I remember a bit of a dust up between big Joe Jordan and Geoff Twentyman at the Gate. I can't remember the year but I think GT wished he'd never got involved! ?

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9 minutes ago, bearded_red said:

Another totally normal press conference from the scumbag managing that lot.

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England international

He played TWELVE MINUTES for England, the bloke is so delusional

He pissed off so many of his colleagues at the time he was never getting near the 3 lions again

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3 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Barton reminding everyone he's a multi-millionaire, such a W⚓. Perfect fit for that mob.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/joey-barton-aaron-collins-bristol-8261599

If you’ve been required to state so frequently "I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth", you will eventually believe yourself to be “radically honest”. :noexp:

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I suggest, given Barton's latest self-serving proclamation, that the club gets rid of Irene/Eileen , and adopts a new song -"It's just a delusion" -  a slight re-wording of the 80's hit by Imagination (which is also appropriate considering the way they operate up the road). 

 

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42 minutes ago, Red_Alligator said:

I suggest, given Barton's latest self-serving proclamation, that the club gets rid of Irene/Eileen , and adopts a new song -"It's just a delusion" -  a slight re-wording of the 80's hit by Imagination (which is also appropriate considering the way they operate up the road). 

 

Don't you dare bastardise the works of Leee John, you heathen! ? ;)

Body talk is the most sensual record I know.

How about they start singing 'smack my bitch up' instead?

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42 minutes ago, Red_Alligator said:

I suggest, given Barton's latest self-serving proclamation, that the club gets rid of Irene/Eileen , and adopts a new song -"It's just a delusion" -  a slight re-wording of the 80's hit by Imagination (which is also appropriate considering the way they operate up the road). 

 

“Imagination” are perfect for the 15ers; because they were ******* shit too !

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2 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Don't you dare bastardise the works of Leee John, you heathen! ? ;)

Body talk is the most sensual record I know.

How about they start singing 'smack my bitch up' instead?

Body talk is appropriate for Barton, he farts every time he opens his gob.

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14 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Body talk is appropriate for Barton, he farts every time he opens his gob.

How to kill a memory of a good choon eh? ??

I enjoyed Mrs Ska's veritable assets regularly to that tune. Then the kids ate them. ?

As I said, memories. ?

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1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

So, will young Ryley ask to be subbed tomorrow as he can`t cope with the jeers from a packed out mem.....................................................................

Depends how loud they play the tape.

I would have thought Marlon would get a lot worse stick tbh.

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27 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Depends how loud they play the tape.

I would have thought Marlon would get a lot worse stick tbh.

Ah but Marlon is used to playing on the big stage whereas Ryley won`t have experienced the searing white-hot cauldron of noise that is the mem on matchday.

I fear for him. I really do...........................................................

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7 hours ago, supercidered said:

Oh, I nearly forgot!

With all this Circus Boxing of late i.e. Paul v Fury and KSI and all that w@nk. I had a dream that:

Joey 'the Mouth' Barton v Big Nige Pearson was on Pay Per View in an 8 Round Boxing match. Unfortunately, I woke up before it started.

Obviously, pure fantasy but would any of you lot pay to watch it on a day pass on Robins TV? I know that I would.

I'd pay to see that!!

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On 16/03/2023 at 20:00, PHILINFRANCE said:

I said to him, What’s up my friend?

 

On 16/03/2023 at 20:50, Rudolf Hucker said:

He said..............the East End's here again, surely?

 

On 16/03/2023 at 20:56, slartibartfast said:

You sing what you want, and I'll sing what I want !?

Singing, singing City are the champions 

Singing, singing City are the best!

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