Jump to content
IGNORED

Bristol R*vers dustbin thread


42nite

Recommended Posts

3 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

I think you are all missing the advantages of signing a 34 year old. No good signing a promising 24 yo who can't handle an allen key and flat pack furniture. The new stand must be due for delivery any time now and a 34 yo will have had experience in getting by when the diagrams don't match the parts. Great signing.

I’m looking forward to viewing the Stand Cam similar to what we had for the ground redevelopment and the HPC. 
 

Surprised it’s not up and running already showing the prep work being carried out?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

13 minutes ago, GreedyHarry said:

I’m looking forward to viewing the Stand Cam similar to what we had for the ground redevelopment and the HPC. 
 

Surprised it’s not up and running already showing the prep work being carried out?

It's already there, but to give a sense of progress, it will only take a photo once a month. 

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

28 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

It`s via subscription only just like everything they show on their screen.

Bristol R*vers Fans only site won't pay for the new ground, you'd just get them all sharing one account like they did with season tickets.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

Bristol R*vers Fans only site won't pay for the new ground, you'd just get them all sharing one account like they did with season tickets.

My god, I initially read that as Bristol Rovers Only Fans, and now I think I'm going to have to gouge out with a rusty spoon not only my eyes but also my brain. So thanks for that.

  • Haha 4
  • Sad 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, redsquirrel said:

is that the one OF 10,000s that shat themselves enroute to a match and carried on regardless??

Butthey don't need  a stand. We were all assured they were going to buy AG.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

And use it for their training pitch IIRC

How did that work out in the end?

Sadly, they were unable to find a new pack of foxes to shit on the pitch every night, so they shelved the idea. 

Joey was insisting on keeping things authentic.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, petehinton said:

According to someone on their forum, it’s better to not sign anyone at the beginning of the transfer window as the fees are too expensive….

Gas logic. 

Fees? I seem to recall the normal price they pay for a transfer is "free"

Obviously free players in June/July are more expensive than free players in August.

  • Like 2
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, cityal said:

Fees? I seem to recall the normal price they pay for a transfer is "free"

Obviously free players in June/July are more expensive than free players in August.

Surely a club of their standing with a manager the like of which football has never seen before would have a queue of players beating at the tent flaps begging to sign for da famuzzzz quarters?

  • Like 2
  • Robin 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

53 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Serious question, have they been given planning permission yet?

They haven't even submitted an admissible planning application, but are proceeding with the build regardless, in contravention of due process and fair practice. 

Yet should they be unfortunate enough not to win retrospective consent, they will no doubt be outraged (having already sold over 100 season tickets for a non-existent stand), the victims of NIMBYs and an anti-Rovers council. 

Edited by City Rocker
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 minutes ago, City Rocker said:

They haven't even submitted an admissible planning application, but are proceeding with the build regardless.

Yet should they be unfortunate enough not to win retrospective consent, they will no doubt be outraged (having already sold over 100 season tickets for a non-existent stand), the victims of NIMBYs and an anti-Rovers council

Despite them never having rejected Rovers in the past, not that they have actually ever submitted any stadium applications 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, cider hoss rules said:

Despite them never having rejected Rovers in the past, not that they have actually ever submitted any stadium applications 

Nonsense, they were granted full planning permission to redevelop the stadium complete with a block of student flats, about 15 years ago. Didn't go ahead though, as no one would pay for it, as it turned out. 

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

39 minutes ago, petehinton said:

They better hope this week is off the scale for signings mind. 
 

Most league clubs will have players returning from pre season in 9 days. They only have 14 contracted outfield players as it stands….

BBDFFB5E-6101-46C3-9B7A-A741F76A1C74.jpeg

Have they been banned for criticising Saint Joseph? He will surely sign 12 players once they have sold the man who couldn't get into the dreadful Wales squad, that was stuffed by Armenia, for £5m.

And have the teams who will be around them in the relegation zone really done good business?

Edited by chinapig
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

38 minutes ago, petehinton said:

They better hope this week is off the scale for signings mind. 
 

Most league clubs will have players returning from pre season in 9 days. They only have 14 contracted outfield players as it stands….

BBDFFB5E-6101-46C3-9B7A-A741F76A1C74.jpeg

They’ll sign another 5 on loan in the run up to the season, not a chance they’ll all arrive in the next week, as sides usually decide on those they loan out after pre season has started.

Their recruitment so far (basically a 34 year old who wanted to return to the area) mirrors their new “stand” progress, loads of talk but not very much action.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The sensible ones over there will know that the big clubs get 1st dibs on the quality talent because they have the money. Then the good clubs get 2nd dibs, the average clubs 3rd dibs.

The poor clubs get the loan signings that are effectively leftover scraps off the dining table as the window closes and the system shakes itself down.

It is in effect just like footy at school when the team captains took turns in picking their sides.

I will leave you to decide for yourself where Rovers fit into this hierarchy but to give you a hint they are about as high up the pecking order as I was at school! ☹

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

The sensible ones over there will know that the big clubs get 1st dibs on the quality talent because they have the money. Then the good clubs get 2nd dibs, the average clubs 3rd dibs.

The poor clubs get the loan signings that are effectively leftover scraps off the dining table as the window closes and the system shakes itself down.

It is in effect just like footy at school when the team captains took turns in picking their sides.

I will leave you to decide for yourself where Rovers fit into this hierarchy but to give you a hint they are about as high up the pecking order as I was at school! ☹

were you the fat kid ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

36 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

No, the opposite.

I was small and skinny. But still slow!

Knew what I wanted to do with the ball, thought I was Trevor Tainton but sadly did not have the talent to put it into practice.

Maybe Rovers will give me a call.

In my school days when captains chose their teams in order of merit or popularity, I was always that lad in the final two or three -  I was skinny as a rake, buck teeth and glasses wth a sticking plaster over one lense.  Good enough for the Welsh League a few years later, mind!  Back to the orginal model these days though........well, apart from the skinny bit.

 

glasses60s.jpeg.62edffbec6483066a9cfe63ef299df2b.jpeg

Edited by JackofromSanJavier
grammar
  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

The sensible ones over there will know that the big clubs get 1st dibs on the quality talent because they have the money. Then the good clubs get 2nd dibs, the average clubs 3rd dibs.

The poor clubs get the loan signings that are effectively leftover scraps off the dining table as the window closes and the system shakes itself down.

It is in effect just like footy at school when the team captains took turns in picking their sides.

I will leave you to decide for yourself where Rovers fit into this hierarchy but to give you a hint they are about as high up the pecking order as I was at school! ☹

So, they get the stools then. Do I win £5?

Nothing against you OENL!

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

21 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

It is in effect just like footy at school when the team captains took turns in picking their sides.

I will leave you to decide for yourself where Rovers fit into this hierarchy but to give you a hint they are about as high up the pecking order as I was at school! ☹

At least you had the excuse of numbness of the legs.......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, redkev said:

They will be unveiling the new stand along with their 5-6 new signings on Monday ????? 202?

The signings won't be quite what they hope and the Fewers will pretend to be delighted that they have become a development club for Championship and Premier League teams as they take yet another handful of loan signings, whereas all that does is push any of their own young players further down the pecking order.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Clearly the family club they like to claim they are does not extend to respect for elderly relatives.

This a club official posting so it`s not made up, it did happen.

It also makes you wonder what the people around him are doing? If I saw someone slapping an 80 year old man around, I’d be stepping in very quickly.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 11/06/2023 at 20:24, slartibartfast said:

And long may it continue so !

I "prowedly" sported a Support Rovers Move To Mansfield in my window .

IMG_6771_Original.thumb.jpeg.de570ec7f0c1bae5744f2360772ec359.jpeg
 

Me too and I’m still very much in favour of the move tbf.

Edited by Gert Mare
  • Haha 9
Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, BS15_RED said:

I wonder what Henbury Gas has to say about this….

If past behaviour is anything to go by he’ll probably make up some more bullshit about us to be lapped up by every gullible dumbo on Slagchat.

We all remember the last time he did it and how they all believed it without question. Funny how the mystery fan has never been seen or heard of again after he supposedly got his season ticket at the Mem…

 

 

 

970BBF6A-D956-4010-B185-5739A0930F36.jpeg

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

If past behaviour is anything to go by he’ll probably make up some more bullshit about us to be lapped up by every gullible dumbo on Slagchat.

We all remember the last time he did it and how they all believed it without question. Funny how the mystery fan has never been seen or heard of again after he supposedly got his season ticket at the Mem…

 

 

 

970BBF6A-D956-4010-B185-5739A0930F36.jpeg

'helped him to select the correct seat.....'

??

Not sure that the choice of white plastic patio chairs from 1985 are something that they should be proud to offer anyone.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

'helped him to select the correct seat.....'

??

Not sure that the choice of white plastic patio chairs from 1985 are something that they should be proud to offer anyone.

Surely the right thing to do would be to identify those who allegedly attacked him and ban them? Instead he has to move and the guilty parties stay put.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

40 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

'helped him to select the correct seat.....'

??

Not sure that the choice of white plastic patio chairs from 1985 are something that they should be proud to offer anyone.

. . . In Row M

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

The signings won't be quite what they hope and the Fewers will pretend to be delighted that they have become a development club for Championship and Premier League teams as they take yet another handful of loan signings, whereas all that does is push any of their own young players further down the pecking order.

I know that the Gas don't actually have an Academy as such. But do their development squad actually play in any sort of league?

My eldest is in the SGS  Football Academy squad (coached by Dave Hockaday) and they play Bristol Rovers throughout the season (as well as other CAT 1, and CAT 2 Academy sides) as well as being in a league (Elite College Football Academy).

I can't see that Rover's have a Youth/ development side that plays in any sort of league at all?

Any young player seems to get farmed out at the first opportunity to a step 3/4/5 side. Greenslade and Ward were at Hungerford where their "Successful" season ended in Hungerford's relegation from Conference South as the rock bottom team.

Not sure Joey has to many dealings with the under 18s of course, as he would probably not pass a DBS check . ??

Link to comment
Share on other sites

39 minutes ago, Swede said:

. . . In Row M

I'm pretty sure that the "South Stand" is the new deluxe stand behind the goal that hasn't actually been built yet. It was very nice of Rovers to move a vulnerable 80 year old to a new seat in a stand that doesn't exist.

Judging by the seat ticket prices, they probably have made a few more quid out of it as well.?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

I know that the Gas don't actually have an Academy as such. But do their development squad actually play in any sort of league?

My eldest is in the SGS  Football Academy squad (coached by Dave Hockaday) and they play Bristol Rovers throughout the season (as well as other CAT 1, and CAT 2 Academy sides) as well as being in a league (Elite College Football Academy).

I can't see that Rover's have a Youth/ development side that plays in any sort of league at all?

Any young player seems to get farmed out at the first opportunity to a step 3/4/5 side. Greenslade and Ward were at Hungerford where their "Successful" season ended in Hungerford's relegation from Conference South as the rock bottom team.

Not sure Joey has to many dealings with the under 18s of course, as he would probably not pass a DBS check . ??

They have a dev/mini academy type squad that’s not in a league as far as I’m aware. Their academy was pretty awful and had no proper funding behind it, so  King Wael basically got rid of it all as he thought it didn’t warrant the money, and argued the catchment was great….. I mean, how stupid can you be. 
 

R Joe also banished all academy staff and players from the first team set up when they started poorly in L2. Lots of pretty talented academy staff left in droves soon after. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, petehinton said:

They have a dev/mini academy type squad that’s not in a league as far as I’m aware. Their academy was pretty awful and had no proper funding behind it, so  King Wael basically got rid of it all as he thought it didn’t warrant the money, and argued the catchment was great….. I mean, how stupid can you be. 
 

R Joe also banished all academy staff and players from the first team set up when they started poorly in L2. Lots of pretty talented academy staff left in droves soon after. 

Thanks @petehinton.

That is woeful on Rover's part isn't it?

A family club without any real academy/development pathway for it's young players. No wonder a load of them jump up into the midland's academies, at the first chance of the club getting a fee for them.

How the club thinks they will progress on the pitch whilst having to rebuild every single summer is beyond me. Surely you need the ability to build a squad over a number of years, whilst providing continuity and giving opportunities to younger players to step up.

If you're having to replace 12-15 players every season, you're relying on luck more than planning in order for it not to go completely wrong.

You can imagine whoever follows Barton, will look at the infrastructure of the club, and think this is a cluster####.

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

24 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

Thanks @petehinton.

That is woeful on Rover's part isn't it?

A family club without any real academy/development pathway for it's young players. No wonder a load of them jump up into the midland's academies, at the first chance of the club getting a fee for them.

How the club thinks they will progress on the pitch whilst having to rebuild every single summer is beyond me. Surely you need the ability to build a squad over a number of years, whilst providing continuity and giving opportunities to younger players to step up.

If you're having to replace 12-15 players every season, you're relying on luck more than planning in order for it not to go completely wrong.

You can imagine whoever follows Barton, will look at the infrastructure of the club, and think this is a cluster####.

Exactly, been saying it for a few years now. Their model is completely ******. It really is. It’ll come home to roost at some point, maybe even this summer as they’re currently a week away from having a pre season with 16 senior pros…

Youre much better off at Exeter/us/staying at a RTC…or even at Weston tbh. Ryan Jones is a brilliant player they picked up from Weston but tbh I think they’ll stunt him due to lack of quality coaches, Barton won’t play him so he’ll just be shunted out on NLS loans again. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I knew something wasn't making sense reading the last couple of pages until I realised that some people have confused the incident with an 80 year old man not renewing which happened now, with the old Henbury Gas story about the imaginary person who was (attacked?) at Ashton Gate and miraculously became a Rovers fan instead.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

13 minutes ago, Porto Red said:

I knew something wasn't making sense reading the last couple of pages until I realised that some people have confused the incident with an 80 year old man not renewing which happened now, with the old Henbury Gas story about the imaginary person who was (attacked?) at Ashton Gate and miraculously became a Rovers fan instead.

Seem to remember that the FLO ended up speaking to the computer repair man.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

I forget her name now, but I think it was our resident female Police Officer, who used to post regularly on here.

Julie wasn't it ?

And the Henbury cretin couldn't/wouldn't give any details..

Edited by bcfc01
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, NcnsBcfc said:

I'm pretty sure that the "South Stand" is the new deluxe stand behind the goal that hasn't actually been built yet. It was very nice of Rovers to move a vulnerable 80 year old to a new seat in a stand that doesn't exist.

Judging by the seat ticket prices, they probably have made a few more quid out of it as well.?

The family club, indeed

Link to comment
Share on other sites

11 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Julie wasn't it ?

And the Henbury cretin couldn't/wouldn't give any details..

Julie H isn't the Football liaison officer anymore, It's a guy called Tom Williams nowadays.

The gas have their own FLO, Mark Neal. So Henbury Gas could always have contacted him of course as well.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Admin
29 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

Julie H isn't the Football liaison officer anymore, It's a guy called Tom Williams nowadays.

The gas have their own FLO, Mark Neal. So Henbury Gas could always have contacted him of course as well.

Not in the same position but still works at City / Rovers games 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, NcnsBcfc said:

Thanks @petehinton.

That is woeful on Rover's part isn't it?

A family club without any real academy/development pathway for it's young players. No wonder a load of them jump up into the midland's academies, at the first chance of the club getting a fee for them.

How the club thinks they will progress on the pitch whilst having to rebuild every single summer is beyond me. Surely you need the ability to build a squad over a number of years, whilst providing continuity and giving opportunities to younger players to step up.

If you're having to replace 12-15 players every season, you're relying on luck more than planning in order for it not to go completely wrong.

You can imagine whoever follows Barton, will look at the infrastructure of the club, and think this is a cluster####.

Brentford ain't doing too shabby without an academy!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...