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1 hour ago, chinapig said:

And we cancelled the contract he didn't have for maintaining our IT systems.

This was hilarious, City stating the global company that we use for all IT very clearly on the website. But no! A loss losing shop in Henbury does all the work hahaha.

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On 15/06/2023 at 09:54, miser said:

It's already there, but to give a sense of progress, it will only take a photo once a month. 

As that nice man Wally Al Qaida keeps saying - these things take time////

On 16/06/2023 at 19:05, petehinton said:

According to someone on their forum, it’s better to not sign anyone at the beginning of the transfer window as the fees are too expensive….

Gas logic. 

To be fair he's right.  At the end of the transfer window the free agents are getting desperate and stop asking for a signing on fee.

23 hours ago, BS15_RED said:

I wonder what Henbury Gas has to say about this….

It was obviously those gert 'teds getting in the home end again.  tsk.

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23 hours ago, BS15_RED said:

I wonder what Henbury Gas has to say about this….

Any chance of this being discussed on their little chat room ?

No ?

Thought not, much too controversial and puts the club in a bad light.

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Another day with no signings. But that’s expected because staff are on holiday and window only officially opened last week apparently….blimey. Not like that stopped us signing 3 already. If Barton really does want to do recruitment all by himself and that involves nothing happening until he’s working, then god help them!

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6 hours ago, petehinton said:

Exactly, been saying it for a few years now. Their model is completely ******. It really is. It’ll come home to roost at some point, maybe even this summer as they’re currently a week away from having a pre season with 16 senior pros…

Youre much better off at Exeter/us/staying at a RTC…or even at Weston tbh. Ryan Jones is a brilliant player they picked up from Weston but tbh I think they’ll stunt him due to lack of quality coaches, Barton won’t play him so he’ll just be shunted out on NLS loans again. 

I genuinely think they'll struggle this season and Jailbird Joey doesn't exactly have a reputation of developing young players... Well his clubs own young players and they don't seem to be signing 13 players soon.

I feel sorry for the person who comes in after Joey because it'll be just like Nige when he took over a complete rework from top to bottom but they probably won't be given the same amount of time as the sags need to be above us no matter what.

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1 minute ago, petehinton said:

Another day with no signings. But that’s expected because staff are on holiday apparently….blimey. Not like that stopped us signing 3 already. If Barton really does want to do recruitment all by himself and that involves nothing happening until he’s working, then god help them!

I'm guessing the well of scousers that used to play for Fleetwood is starting to run dry after 3 seasons.

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3 hours ago, petehinton said:

Christ…

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After Gary O'Neil was sacked for doing a fantastic job keeping Bournemouth in the top flight and Darren Moore was sacked for doing a brilliant job in turning around a first leg defeat to win the play off final and get Sheffield Wednesday back to the Championship, Wally and Tom want the sag fans to know Joey is going nowhere.

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4 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Lost me there I am afraid. Are they real people or have I missed a joke?

Eddy Jennings appears to be real - he's a mate of Barton's who seems to just hang around whatever club he is at doing made up jobs.

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1 hour ago, richwwtk said:

Eddy Jennings appears to be real - he's a mate of Barton's who seems to just hang around whatever club he is at doing made up jobs.

It's clear that Wael thinks Barton walks on water. So has allowed him to basically bring his mates into every key position in the club, whether they are able to do the job or not. What other Chairman would allow a manager that not only had 1 crown court trial, but two, to carry on. Every other manager facing that would have been on gardening leave. I know he got off both cases (by various means), but that's not the point is it?

I know there's normally a bit of nepotism in every club ( Look no further than our current chairman), but the CEO being Barton's mate as well is not the best in any shape or form.

NP has said that sometimes at clubs you have to have really difficult conversations, where things are challenged. This cabal of scousers are not great for Rovers in the medium to long term for sure. 

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26 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

It's clear that Wael thinks Barton walks on water. So has allowed him to basically bring his mates into every key position in the club, whether they are able to do the job or not. What other Chairman would allow a manager that not only had 1 crown court trial, but two, to carry on. Every other manager facing that would have been on gardening leave. I know he got off both cases (by various means), but that's not the point is it?

I know there's normally a bit of nepotism in every club ( Look no further than our current chairman), but the CEO being Barton's mate as well is not the best in any shape or form.

NP has said that sometimes at clubs you have to have really difficult conversations, where things are challenged. This cabal of scousers are not great for Rovers in the medium to long term for sure. 

I had no idea that Gorringe was a mate of Bartons.

Or is there a new CEO brought in by Barton ?

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1 hour ago, NcnsBcfc said:

It's clear that Wael thinks Barton walks on water. So has allowed him to basically bring his mates into every key position in the club, whether they are able to do the job or not. What other Chairman would allow a manager that not only had 1 crown court trial, but two, to carry on. Every other manager facing that would have been on gardening leave. I know he got off both cases (by various means), but that's not the point is it?

I know there's normally a bit of nepotism in every club ( Look no further than our current chairman), but the CEO being Barton's mate as well is not the best in any shape or form.

NP has said that sometimes at clubs you have to have really difficult conversations, where things are challenged. This cabal of scousers are not great for Rovers in the medium to long term for sure. 

This guy certainly seems to not have a lot in terms of experience or qualifications for an in depth role at a football club.

He went into Fleetwood as a 'consultant' and somehow bagged the DoF role while there. And is now just hanging around in the background for the fewers.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/eddy-jennings-joey-barton-bristol-7107802?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

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Cracking post over on Gaschat....

>>Now the transfer rules have changed, I genuinely wonder if we will start to sign players from abroad? Some cracking players to be found in the lower leagues of Italy, France, Spain, Germany and elsewhere. Eddie Jennings may be able to utilise contacts from his time working for the Wasserman Group agency and Joey might have gained some contacts from his playing days in France.

A maximum of two players will be available to League One and League Two teams if a potential signing does not meet the points-based criteria to automatically qualify for the Governing Body Endorsement needed to play here.<<

 

The posted appears to be oblivious that before we left the EU, they could have signed 'players from abroad/Europe' at any point, and they wouldn't have been limited to 2. 

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40 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Cracking post over on Gaschat....

>>Now the transfer rules have changed, I genuinely wonder if we will start to sign players from abroad? Some cracking players to be found in the lower leagues of Italy, France, Spain, Germany and elsewhere. Eddie Jennings may be able to utilise contacts from his time working for the Wasserman Group agency and Joey might have gained some contacts from his playing days in France.

A maximum of two players will be available to League One and League Two teams if a potential signing does not meet the points-based criteria to automatically qualify for the Governing Body Endorsement needed to play here.<<

 

The posted appears to be oblivious that before we left the EU, they could have signed 'players from abroad/Europe' at any point, and they wouldn't have been limited to 2. 

Quite apart from the points you make, what on earth do those deluded weirdos base their undying optimism on? It really is hard to fathom.

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16 minutes ago, Porto Red said:

Quite apart from the points you make, what on earth do those deluded weirdos base their undying optimism on? It really is hard to fathom.

They have to focus on the greatness of the Gas (6th richest club in this country), otherwise thoughts turn to 'Da Shit' at which point they have a total meltdown and want to fight everyone in a raged rabid frenzy of 'small club' syndrome.

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10 minutes ago, Porto Red said:

Quite apart from the points you make, what on earth do those deluded weirdos base their undying optimism on? It really is hard to fathom.

I can just imagine an overseas player, living a great Mediterranean lifestyle thinking, yep I must leave my home country to play for a team like BR....

Dodgy stadium plans, dodgy manager, unknown finance, poor facilities. Why, why, why.....?

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2 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

I can just imagine an overseas player, living a great Mediterranean lifestyle thinking, yep I must leave my home country to play for a team like BR....

Dodgy stadium plans, dodgy manager, unknown finance, poor facilities. Why, why, why.....?

 

The famous quarterzzz innit!

 

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Have the plans been submitted and registered for the super duper new stand (with a concourse mind) ?

I know these things take time, but they're cutting it fine if they want to have everything in place by August.

We don't want them cocking it up and have ST holders with nowhere to sit etc..

Do we.....

 

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17 minutes ago, Gillies Downs Leeds said:

Missed out on one of their transfer targets Cogley from Tranmere who has signed for Bolton.

They seem to think they’re gonna announce 3/4 signings in one go…think they’ll need to at this rate. Fair play if they do!

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19 minutes ago, petehinton said:

They seem to think they’re gonna announce 3/4 signings in one go…think they’ll need to at this rate. Fair play if they do!

They do that often, on deadline day, a few kids and League Two rejects normally 

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12 hours ago, richwwtk said:

This guy certainly seems to not have a lot in terms of experience or qualifications for an in depth role at a football club.

He went into Fleetwood as a 'consultant' and somehow bagged the DoF role while there. And is now just hanging around in the background for the fewers.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/eddy-jennings-joey-barton-bristol-7107802?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

******* hell. I've heard people on here talk about the Rovers reporter, but had never read one of his articles. 

Talk about over the top. Barton took them down with a whimper, and then managed to get them up with an amazing 1/2 season, which he's never replicated, and was driven by a wonderkid. 

The way that reads is like some articles on Guardiola and the recruitment strategy at Man City, or some of the articles that look in depth at Brentford etc. 

Ashton would have loved him to be our reporter during his time. 

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12 hours ago, richwwtk said:

This guy certainly seems to not have a lot in terms of experience or qualifications for an in depth role at a football club.

He went into Fleetwood as a 'consultant' and somehow bagged the DoF role while there. And is now just hanging around in the background for the fewers.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/eddy-jennings-joey-barton-bristol-7107802?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

I'd love a job like that, 15'ers "recruitment guru"............sit around all day on their fat arse doing  the square root of **** all  !

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20 hours ago, richwwtk said:

This guy certainly seems to not have a lot in terms of experience or qualifications for an in depth role at a football club.

He went into Fleetwood as a 'consultant' and somehow bagged the DoF role while there. And is now just hanging around in the background for the fewers.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/eddy-jennings-joey-barton-bristol-7107802?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

So being a scouser and working at Fleetwood also now seems to be a prerequisite for getting a job at Rovers as well as playing there.

Is Barton some sort of charity for lonesome scousers who found themselves against their will, stuck on the Lancashire coast?

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21 hours ago, richwwtk said:

This guy certainly seems to not have a lot in terms of experience or qualifications for an in depth role at a football club.

He went into Fleetwood as a 'consultant' and somehow bagged the DoF role while there. And is now just hanging around in the background for the fewers.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/eddy-jennings-joey-barton-bristol-7107802?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

Not many people have seen 'Ed', but apparently he is part of the furniture at Tinpot Town so that sort of gave it away for me.

Anyway, I've tracked down a photo of Ed 'part of the furniture' Jennings, here he is unveiled....

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So, as far as I can make out, they've done an "artists impression" of their new permanent structure but no detailed drawings. They haven’t submitted it to the council for planning approval. Presumably, therefore they also haven’t consulted the residents immediately behind this proposed structure for comment & how it could impact them.

They plan to open it in August 23 ready for the new season and are actively selling season tickets to their lemmings for it.

I hope there's a sag out there who can read this, they'll then understand why we laugh at them so much.

 

Unbelievably tinpot.

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That Post article is mental, could easily take multiple parts of it and rip it apart as laughable. 
 

But I do like the one quote here where he seems to be taking credit for Anderson "Jennings’ principles also guided the decisions to bring in James Connolly and Elliot Anderson in January."

Rovers or Jennings simply just got lucky with Anderson when they signed him on loan. Due to their brilliant recruitment planning by the likes of Rovers, Barton and Jennings, Rovers were basically ringing around clubs at the end of the transfer window scrounging for any players (not too hard to believe). Newcastle had Anderson and they offered him to Rovers, they said he was an excellent prospect but a lack of experience, so it would be a bit of a gamble if it would work out or not.

There was no "guided decisions" to bring Anderson in, unless you count guided into scrambling around clubs scrounging, they just got very lucky due to their own planning of recruitment being abysmal.

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This would explain the close friendship between Joe and Ed.

Taken from the Bristol Live article, although it omits the fact that they are both familiar with Courts.

In 2011, and now a Newcastle player, Barton switched from adidas to Puma boots and he and Jennings crossed paths, sharing hometowns, a love of golf (both play off a low single fingers handicap), sport in general beyond just football, and possessing personalities that meshed and complimented each other.

 

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1 hour ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

This would explain the close friendship between Joe and Ed.

Taken from the Bristol Live article, although it omits the fact that they are both familiar with Courts.

In 2011, and now a Newcastle player, Barton switched from adidas to Puma boots and he and Jennings crossed paths, sharing hometowns, a love of golf (both play off a low single fingers handicap), sport in general beyond just football, and possessing personalities that meshed and complimented each other.

 

Which for a Fewer, could be as high as 7.

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1 hour ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

This would explain the close friendship between Joe and Ed.

Taken from the Bristol Live article, although it omits the fact that they are both familiar with Courts.

In 2011, and now a Newcastle player, Barton switched from adidas to Puma boots and he and Jennings crossed paths, sharing hometowns, a love of golf (both play off a low single fingers handicap), sport in general beyond just football, and possessing personalities that meshed and complimented each other.

 

I think the author means complement, though no doubt the are regularly complimenting each other too.

Though Joey is more inclined to compliment himself.

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7 minutes ago, bert tann said:
Club News

Rovers close due to lack of interest

Nationwide Finance Ltd are consulting their lawyers

 

21 June 2023

Typical Bert cryptic clues that require more knowledge about Rovers than the average City fan possesses.

Are they bringing this game back?

 

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1 hour ago, bert tann said:
Club News

Rovers close due to lack of interest

Nationwide Finance Ltd are consulting their lawyers

 

21 June 2023

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 

Missed the first interest payment on the Nationwide Finance loan maybe?

Given that they were advertising for an unpaid intern to do their accounting I wouldn't be surprised.

I don't see Wael running out of money any time soon as he's loaded but yes I can well see an administrative error being made when you're running your finance team on a shoestring.

 

Though tbf I considered applying for the Financial Controller job at City maybe a dozen years ago but the salary level was so far below market wages that I couldn't bring myself to do it.

Football clubs tend to run their back offices on an absolute shoestring despite throwing money about left right and centre.

And as the saying goes: "If you pay peanuts then you get monkeys."

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