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5 minutes ago, 22A said:

Now if travelling gasheads stood closer then their numbers might look greater. Here's an away end from Poland that's perfect for them.

https://www.odditycentral.com/news/human-zoo-football-fans-forced-to-watch-match-from-inside-metal-cage.html

 

Not sure if Cardiff fans will like this bit in the article 

while some fans of Irish club Cardiff City said it reminded them of the conditions in which fans of rival clubs were confined to during the 1980s.

 

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4 hours ago, fisherrich said:

Rovers new concourse.

Which way to the cattle auction?
 

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What a shit show , is that gate in the distance to keep opposing fans apart ffs imagine if that was at Ashton gate city & Millwall , might as well put some flowered curtains up 

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5 hours ago, mattjb said:

Funnily enough I thought the same earlier and tried to post a link to the YouTube vid of that wind up call but failed.

Price I up a chicken hutch boss. 
ive told you twice , it’s me Neymarrrr!

Still a classic!

I always thought there was a second call where he lost it even more 

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10 hours ago, Midred said:

The irony of this. Most of their matches are won with undeserved penalties and oppositition sending offs!

“Most”? Really? Well, I may be wrong, but in the 9 Rovers’ league victories this season they’ve been awarded one penalty and their opponents have received two red cards ... hardly “most”? 

It’s always fun to mock the delusional gasheads, but surely getting your facts right makes it better?

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3 hours ago, Mayes86 said:

Wael as gracious as ever in defeat, imagine what his and Barton’s conversations after the games were like trying to blame everything for losing again. 

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Imagine when they would have a female match official :shutup:

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12 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

 

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Ashton Gate Stadium - A premier venue in the south Bristol area attracting conferences, concerts and other large events

Memorial Stadium - A festering dump in a north Bristol attracting small scale livestock auctions

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8 hours ago, petehinton said:

******* embarrassing

You have completely misunderstood imo. What Wael is doing is showing a bit of fight, passion, he cares, makes you prowed as the hairs on the back of your neck stand up dunnit. True Gas innit, he gets it don't he, he's a proper blue boy. It has absolutely nothing to do with an ex-owner and now CEO of a "big-city" football club looking absolutely village tinpot and unprofessional..................that's just some load of bollocks a Gurt Ted would come out with.

The problem is too many people get taken in by the fact that the one Bristol team that really showed a some fight and proper passion (on the pitch rather than on social media) knocked out a side currently in the top 6 of the Premier League. What you need to do is say with "aggressive certainty" that the Teds only won against a West Ham Academy side, not even as strong as the one they put out in the Bristol Street Motors Trophy, whilst full strength, recent Premiership giants Norwich with their £50K per week players turned the Gas over but only with the referee being paid off by them.............in 10 years or so when most of us can't be arsed to remember the detail, those become the facts. #Gaslogic

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26 minutes ago, cityal said:

Ashton Gate Stadium - A premier venue in the south Bristol area attracting conferences, concerts and other large events

Memorial Stadium - A festering dump in a north Bristol attracting small scale livestock auctions

Whilst they would have been shivering in there this week, I would imagine with the back of that stand facing south that space with dark blue paint it will become an oven in high summer.

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So now they have a new stand with ‘new seats’ and no one is tempted to sit in it…

 

Looks like well under 7500 home fans bought tickets so far. Almost all of the south stand tickets still on sale and seats and standing almost everywhere.
Disappointing after all the noise over not being able to get tickets for Norwich.
Would have thought lots more would have been tempted by the new seats, especially as it is warming up.

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

So now they have a new stand with ‘new seats’ and no one is tempted to sit in it…

 

Looks like well under 7500 home fans bought tickets so far. Almost all of the south stand tickets still on sale and seats and standing almost everywhere.
Disappointing after all the noise over not being able to get tickets for Norwich.
Would have thought lots more would have been tempted by the new seats, especially as it is warming up.

Their fans aren't developed enough to understand the concept of sitting down.....when they're standing, they can stop dragging their knuckles and use them as stabilisers.

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

So now they have a new stand with ‘new seats’ and no one is tempted to sit in it…

Looks like well under 7500 home fans bought tickets so far. Almost all of the south stand tickets still on sale and seats and standing almost everywhere.
Disappointing after all the noise over not being able to get tickets for Norwich.
Would have thought lots more would have been tempted by the new seats, especially as it is warming up.

Well.... They would be selling out easily if it was not for the Life Cycle Hub hosting a beginners bicycle maintenance course a short walk/ride away the same day.

However unlike the match at the memorial the Lifecycle Hub event tomorrow appears to be sold out.  

https://www.lifecycle.org.uk/courses-qualifications 

 

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Adult ticket in their new cowshed is £29 (no wonder its so empty in home seats)

To stand on a bit of concrete is £26.

Third division football and no facilities to speak of.

No wonder they NEVER sell out.

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1 hour ago, cityal said:

Well.... They would be selling out easily if it was not for the Life Cycle Hub hosting a beginners bicycle maintenance course a short walk/ride away the same day.

However unlike the match at the memorial the Lifecycle Hub event tomorrow appears to be sold out.  

https://www.lifecycle.org.uk/courses-qualifications 

 

So the Gas are back pedalling on filling their ground?

(Sorry, the best gag I could think of).

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19 hours ago, redkev said:

What a shit show , is that gate in the distance to keep opposing fans apart ffs imagine if that was at Ashton gate city & Millwall , might as well put some flowered curtains up 

I can't get over how flimsy it all looks.

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19 hours ago, redkev said:

What a shit show , is that gate in the distance to keep opposing fans apart ffs imagine if that was at Ashton gate city & Millwall , might as well put some flowered curtains up 

Might as well leave the gate open and let the opposing fans have a free for all as long as no cows grazing in there come to any harm. Mind you with their record for attacking animals.....................

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1 hour ago, bcfc01 said:

Adult ticket in their new cowshed is £29 (no wonder its so empty in home seats)

To stand on a bit of concrete is £26.

Third division football and no facilities to speak of.

No wonder they NEVER sell out.

Just for context, an adult and child (with a membership) could get tickets in the family section of the Lansdown tomorrow for £27.

No wonder they have an aging fanbase and are struggling to get 9000 through the gates each week

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2 hours ago, cityal said:

Well.... They would be selling out easily if it was not for the Life Cycle Hub hosting a beginners bicycle maintenance course a short walk/ride away the same day.

However unlike the match at the memorial the Lifecycle Hub event tomorrow appears to be sold out.  

https://www.lifecycle.org.uk/courses-qualifications 

 

Judging by their crowds over the last 50 years, their crowds go in cycles.

They're either shit or ******* abysmal.

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Just now, glynriley said:

Judging by their crowds over the last 50 years, their crowds go in cycles.

They're either shit or ******* abysmal.

They ain’t that good.

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2 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

Just for context, an adult and child (with a membership) could get tickets in the family section of the Lansdown tomorrow for £27.

No wonder they have an aging fanbase and are struggling to get 7000 through the gates each week

Emended that .

The rest are away supporters.

Incidentally, some plum on their site said they had sold out the last handful of games. With an average of 8,041 I doubt it.

 

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3 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

Their fans aren't developed enough to understand the concept of sitting down.....when they're standing, they can stop dragging their knuckles and use them as stabilisers.

They seem to be under the impression that because they've got a new "stand" a couple of thousand extra people will  suddenly be attending games 😀

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12 minutes ago, southside said:

They seem to be under the impression that because they've got a new "stand" a couple of thousand extra people will  suddenly be attending games 😀

"Build it and they will come".... 

A cowshed...😂

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1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said:

I can't get over how flimsy it all looks.

I completely agree. If they wanted to improve their ‘facilities’, and given their mysterious graveyard archipelago of repurposed and redundant sheds, gazebos and pavilions, then the Carnival of Canvas end was probably the place to start.

Never mind the Great Planning Permission Fiasco of 2023, the idea, these days, is modern stadia (or parts thereof) must provide additional revenue streams. From the images of that overgrown Meccano set I’ve seen, there doesn’t seem too much scope for anything much in the way of Merch, or food outlets. Currently, the Jerk King’s off, but even so, there doesn’t appear to be room for him to swing a bottle of Grace Jamaican Ketchup anyway.

 It looks cheap, flimsy and very temporary. It’s going to look very shabby very quickly, which is provably not a problem as the property developing owner will be able to take it down as soon as he has a buyer for the land it’s my guess.

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On 18/01/2024 at 07:05, Numero Uno said:

What a bunch of roasters they are.

Dull club - 25K every home game, Premier League and Championship

Exciting club - 7-8K every home game, League 1, League 2 and 5th Division, 23 years below their nearest rivals, 24 years since Championship football, fake fanta, stale crisps, dog meat pasties (containing some strong mind bending drugs by the look of CornishPasty Gas's post up there)

At least Norwich's vanilla is fit for human consumption, comes from a reputable source and has been paid for..........

Big mistake to criticise Norwich in that way. Until they did that, every Norwich fan had Rovers as their second favourite team.

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1 hour ago, Gillies Downs Leeds said:

Don't know if it has been mentioned but they are home tomorrow as well kicking off at the same time.

When their attendance drops back down to its usual sub 8k, the one thing that won't be able to bring themselves to say is "ah well the Shit were at home so that will have affected our crowd". 

The stupid thing is, they might have kept some of the floating voters if they had thought about it. Take a leaf out of our book, £10 an adult £5 a kid in our new "stand", but no, they are charging pretty much the same as we are for a Championship game against a side with a reasonably high profile. 

It's airs and graces again no matter who is in charge, they can't bring themselves to think about how they could potentially pull in a few extra supporters by recognising that they are less of a draw so need to make themselves more attractive.

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19 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He's nearer to the truth than he thinks...

The acoustics (in the new stand) were pretty good with the whole ground in song. If that was full it would be rocking.

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See they can say that safe in the knowledge that the theory will never be put to the test.

Unless they mean rocking in an `about to collapse` sense

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2 hours ago, Gillies Downs Leeds said:

Don't know if it has been mentioned but they are home tomorrow as well kicking off at the same time.

That will depend on whether they can move out all the cattle in time 

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Just a thought.
That corner of terrace would be completely out of sight of the goal, do they still sell the same amount of tickets ?
Would have been a shit view before, but completely useless now with their shiny "new" stand blocking the view.

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

You mean mooove, surely?

In the early days of the Bescot Stadium Walsall fans who had a view of the M6 who shout `Moo!` in unison whenever a Robert Wiseman Dairies (now Muller) van went by. If it was an artic they would shout `Mooooooo!`

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23 hours ago, Mayes86 said:

Wael as gracious as ever in defeat, imagine what his and Barton’s conversations after the games were like trying to blame everything for losing again. 

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Very gracious. This is from someone who employs thugs turns a blind eye and has a very haphazard view on planning laws.

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55 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

Just a thought.
That corner of terrace would be completely out of sight of the goal, do they still sell the same amount of tickets ?
Would have been a shit view before, but completely useless now with their shiny "new" stand blocking the view.

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Oh, I don't know, standing there you could count the fans having a pi55 on the cow shed wall or poking their nan. It's not as if any of the lemmings are toilet trained yet anyway.

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4 hours ago, southside said:

They seem to be under the impression that because they've got a new "stand" a couple of thousand extra people will  suddenly be attending games 😀

Do they not realise that people don’t actually come with the seats 

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On 18/01/2024 at 20:34, Mayes86 said:

Wael as gracious as ever in defeat, imagine what his and Barton’s conversations after the games were like trying to blame everything for losing again. 

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3 hours ago, Judah_Eskendar_Tafar said:

It looks cheap, flimsy and very temporary. It’s going to look very shabby very quickly, which is provably not a problem as the property developing owner will be able to take it down as soon as he has a buyer for the land it’s my guess.

Absolutely spot on.

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2 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

In the early days of the Bescot Stadium Walsall fans who had a view of the M6 who shout `Moo!` in unison whenever a Robert Wiseman Dairies (now Muller) van went by. If it was an artic they would shout `Mooooooo!`

Must have been quite apt when they were playing against 'Uddersfield.

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10 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Is this for real? That is pretty shocking if so. Portaloos have their place in the world, maybe music festivals or building sites, but this is a structure that will stay there all year round surely?

I remember the two portaloos behind the Stratton Bank, the night that Swindon won the league.

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