Port Said Red Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 20 hours ago, Selred said: Yes, we don't chant Eastenders in our South Stand... The group that sing it are in the Eastern end of the South Stand so....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Chracter, Accademy ....... Any more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 27 minutes ago, bcfc01 said: I see that the Gas reporter has grown some balls and called out their owners in a damning piece in the Post. Fair enough, but what a hypocrite, after being up Bartons arse for all of his time at the club, he had this to say about the manager who replaced Barton; "Furthermore, he's just a breath of fresh air which has been incredibly welcome. With the 41-year-old you get straight, honest responses in press conferences where excuses are very rarely if ever made while he protects his own players when necessary. A welcome change." Full article; https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-danger-free-fall-9054824 Which makes it all the more funnier that Joey banned the Post from attending pre and post match conferences. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattjb Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 10 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said: Chracter, Accademy ....... Any more ? Oh yes! - How many children’s you are registering? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 With any luck if they're setting up an "academy" in Kuwait, they'll **** off over there completely. Can take the temporary stand with them as well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Why oh why are they so full of shit What a depressing read and sadly one in which Gas heads through the decades have become accustomed to. A director from a fellow league 1 side (who have also had their share of problems) asked me what do you know about the new owner ?, we cant find anything concrete!! - my reply was: SNAP!! I believed like many that Wael would do the right thing and bring in the right “honest” individuals., has he been fooled ? - Who are these people ?. Yep it’s the “here we go again” syndrome. Who would be a ruddy Gas head ? - Amongst the best fans in the land, who deserve so much more, it is sadly depressing to keep living these shambolic offerings. I still say “They built a new stand - that is progress” but the overall picture is confusing at best and depressing in reality. UTFG 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Such a good memory for them, they mention it twice in their club "history" section. Absolute weirdos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 6 minutes ago, BCFC11 said: Why oh why are they so full of shit What a depressing read and sadly one in which Gas heads through the decades have become accustomed to. A director from a fellow league 1 side (who have also had their share of problems) asked me what do you know about the new owner ?, we cant find anything concrete!! - my reply was: SNAP!! I believed like many that Wael would do the right thing and bring in the right “honest” individuals., has he been fooled ? - Who are these people ?. Yep it’s the “here we go again” syndrome. Who would be a ruddy Gas head ? - Amongst the most absent fans in the land, who deserve so much more, it is sadly depressing to keep living these shambolic offerings. I still say “They built a new stand - that is progress” but the overall picture is confusing at best and depressing in reality. UTFG Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, chowie said: What a coincidence that Kuwait also has a Purdown Tower just like Bristol.. amazing. And grey cloudy skies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) 1 hour ago, BCFC11 said: I believed like many that Wael would do the right thing and bring in the right “honest” individuals., has he been fooled ? Nope. The Wally family thought they were getting in on a prime real estate deal and laddo got to play out his dreams of owning the Chelsea of the West. Then it all went boobs north, the rest of the family ran away leaving Wally to run a football club without a pot to piss in and he needs help. The first person to wander through the tent with a couple of coins in loose change down the back of his trousers got brought onboard and declared the new co-owner. They're nose deep in camel shit and sinking fast Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Edited January 25 by Midlands Robin 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, mattjb said: Oh yes! - How many children’s you are registering? How many children’s what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, BCFC11 said: Why oh why are they so full of shit What a depressing read and sadly one in which Gas heads through the decades have become accustomed to. A director from a fellow league 1 side (who have also had their share of problems) asked me what do you know about the new owner ?, we cant find anything concrete!! - my reply was: SNAP!! I believed like many that Wael would do the right thing and bring in the right “honest” individuals., has he been fooled ? - Who are these people ?. Yep it’s the “here we go again” syndrome. Who would be a ruddy Gas head ? - Amongst the best fans in the land, who deserve so much more, it is sadly depressing to keep living these shambolic offerings. I still say “They built a new stand - that is progress” but the overall picture is confusing at best and depressing in reality. UTFG When people slate our owners & criticise their every move & demand that they sell up & move on...... we don't have to look very far up the road to see just how that could turn out..! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Numero Uno said: It’s a development centre basically not an Academy. When you are looking to Bristol Rovers to help you develop, you are probably better off calling it a day & training as a plummer or something...! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Exactly my thoughts. Every time you think “they’ve done everything now, surely there’s nothing else ridiculous they can do?…” and then BANG!….another gift out of the blue (literally). You couldn’t make it up For all slagheads and Gas sympathisers on here THIS IS WHY THIS THREAD EXISTS. ….. no signs of the laugh supply drying up and if anything, it seems like they’ve actually cranked up production. I’d just like to thank them for giving us so much free, quality and seemingly endless entertainment They just need to find a way to entertain their own fans as much as they do us now!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, BrizzleRed said: ….. no signs of the laugh supply drying up and if anything, it seems like they’ve actually cranked up production. I’d just like to thank them for giving us so much free, quality and seemingly endless entertainment They just need to find a way to entertain their own fans as much as they do us now!!! Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 4 minutes ago, BrizzleRed said: ….. no signs of the laugh supply drying up and if anything, it seems like they’ve actually cranked up production. I’d just like to thank them for giving us so much free, quality and seemingly endless entertainment They just need to find a way to entertain their own fans as much as they do us now!!! We should move this thread to the written jokes page. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 20 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: When you are looking to Bristol Rovers to help you develop, you are probably better off calling it a day & training as a plummer or something...! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 14 minutes ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago Oxford fans still paying £29?? The EFL regulations appear to mean as little to the R###s as do the planning regulations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 25 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: When you are looking to Bristol Rovers to help you develop, you are probably better off calling it a day & training as a plummer or something...! 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 4 minutes ago, italian dave said: Oxford fans still paying £29?? The EFL regulations appear to mean as little to the R###s as do the planning regulations. Ironic isn't it. I'm pretty sure I'm right in saying that a protest by the Rovers board led to the regulations being changed. We were away at Stoke who ran a promotion meaning we were charged considerably more than their fans to sit in the same stand. The Dunfords and the rest of the board refused to take boardroom hospitality and sat in the away section. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 35 minutes ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago They couldn't even create a new graphic, just put new bits over the old one #tinpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, GreedyHarry said: And grey cloudy skies A bit off topic but... Having been to Kuwait 4 or 5 times - I ceartinly don't recall the skies looking anything like that, or there being much "greenery" or trees as shown in the picture. My recollection of Kuwait was unbearable outside temperatures (45+ deg in the middle of the day) and very, very, few clouds. A special mention should also go to the absolute cluster-f*@k of a shambles that is their main airport - for such a rich country it is an utter embrassment. It frequently appears near the top of lists of the worst airports in the world. Lets hope that it serves as an inspiration for development of a certain venue in North Bristol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pottyun69 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, mattjb said: Oh yes! - How many children’s you are registering? And you choose number of children , not chose!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 37 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: They do have the Sound of Mooosic in their new stand..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 4 hours ago, Gert Mare said: At least it's still there. The Tote End is now Skandinavian room displays, a warehouse and flat bed trolleys with dodgy wheels I had a shock when I tried to put a laugh on this post, I had run out of entries! Shock!! Then I noticed my name was in black. I hadn't realised my subscription had elapsed. Mug! All renewed now and laugh entered. £5 a year? It's worth at least that just for the laughs this thread gives! 9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 35 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Ironic isn't it. I'm pretty sure I'm right in saying that a protest by the Rovers board led to the regulations being changed. We were away at Stoke who ran a promotion meaning we were charged considerably more than their fans to sit in the same stand. The Dunfords and the rest of the board refused to take boardroom hospitality and sat in the away section. I seem to remember we had issues with an away game at port Vale with similar circumstances that made the nationals when we kicked up a fuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 19 minutes ago, pottyun69 said: And you choose number of children , not chose!! Someone loosing the plot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 38 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Ironic isn't it. I'm pretty sure I'm right in saying that a protest by the Rovers board led to the regulations being changed. We were away at Stoke who ran a promotion meaning we were charged considerably more than their fans to sit in the same stand. The Dunfords and the rest of the board refused to take boardroom hospitality and sat in the away section. I don't know your club history but it is interesting how in days of old, the press and fans talked about 'the board' when something big was on like a takeover or selling a favourite player. Much the same at City, today we discuss the owner, not the board. Is that a sign of the times or just semantics or just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Open End Numb Legs said: I don't know your club history but it is interesting how in days of old, the press and fans talked about 'the board' when something big was on like a takeover or selling a favourite player. Much the same at City, today we discuss the owner, not the board. Is that a sign of the times or just semantics or just me? Sign of the times imo, especially at “regional” club level. We’ve seen football go from a boards being made up largely of local businessmen, to very wealthy benefactors pretty much running the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: When you are looking to Bristol Rovers to help you develop, you are probably better off calling it a day & training as a plummer or something...! You have to wonder if Screech who Wally signed is going to be doing the coaching. This production line they have never stops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 55 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: The King of Plums! ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, marmite said: We should move this thread to the written jokes page. Completely agree and deff no shortage of material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago And then the double whammy of dragging them into their new academy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) This whole ‘academy’ thing is making me think. It is barking mad and unlikely to ever produce players for them and they’re bloody idiots for even thinking it might. But, I’ve just realised that they are conning money out of hard working people in Kuwait buy selling the dream of football stardom. It won’t be the really rich that get robbed as their kids will get whatever they want and probably play at an Academy in England. It won’t be the really poor who get robbed either as the dream will always have to remain a dream. It will be the hard working decent people similar to us, that try to improve their kids lot by thinking they are buying them a slice of a dream. They’ll do it by scrimping and saving and working overtime to pay for it. And they aren’t buying a slice of a dream, they are buying them a place on a summer school. A very expensive place at that. And that has really pissed me off that people could do that to others. Anyway……as you were. Edited January 25 by GreedyHarry There, their, they’re 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Musicworks Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I just wonder how long before a couple of ‘trialists’ arrive from their Kuwaiti Academy to be signed and the manager is given instructions to play them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, GreedyHarry said: This whole ‘academy’ thing is making me think. It is barking mad and unlikely to ever produce players for them and they’re bloody idiots for even thinking it might. But, I’ve just realised that they are conning money out of hard working people in Kuwait buy selling the dream of football stardom. It won’t be the really rich that get robbed as their kids will get whatever they want and probably play at an Academy in England. It won’t be the really poor who get robbed either as the dream will always have to remain a dream. It will be the hard working decent people similar to us, that try to improve their kids lot by thinking they are buying them a slice of a dream. They’ll do it by scrimping and saving and working overtime to pay for it. And they aren’t buying a slice of a dream, they are buying them a place on a summer school. A very expensive place at that. And that has really pissed me off that people could do that to others. Anyway……as you were. If it was that good, surely big teams or any club would’ve tapped into already? business model is all wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 24 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: You have to wonder if Screech who Wally signed is going to be doing the coaching. This production line they have never stops. Strange he didn't really make it & failed to emulate the endless list of Jordanians & Kuaiti's who have taken the English Football league by storm...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 12 minutes ago, Johnny Musicworks said: I just wonder how long before a couple of ‘trialists’ arrive from their Kuwaiti Academy to be signed and the manager is given instructions to play them. Didn’t Col Gadaffi try that once, with his son going to a Serie A club? I don’t think that worked out too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, italian dave said: Didn’t Col Gadaffi try that once, with his son going to a Serie A club? I don’t think that worked out too well. Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? Already has mate, it did £5m worth of improvements. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? By the look of it Horfield has already been bombed by the USAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip King Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 6 minutes ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? Would end up looking like an improvement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago Have they no shame? It appears, at the behest of their new "Owner," they have resorted to selling "kids for a quid" and adults for a miserly £10. I know they're desperate for money, but even for them, this is a step too far. It seems doing anything immoral or illegal is okay with them. So the Fewers/Rags/Squatters/Sags are now Traffickers as well. Wonder what their next great (hopefully legal/moral) income-generating scheme will be? "Hussain Al Seaweed and his team are prowed to announce our Back, Sack and Crack service, (delivered by the stunningly hirsute Irene and her team of toothless hags), our new Fungal Toenail pasty range, and our long-awaited verruca and acne-flavoured drinks (we guarentee they're out-of-date or your money back)" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, cityal said: A bit off topic but... Having been to Kuwait 4 or 5 times - I ceartinly don't recall the skies looking anything like that, or there being much "greenery" or trees as shown in the picture. My recollection of Kuwait was unbearable outside temperatures (45+ deg in the middle of the day) and very, very, few clouds. A special mention should also go to the absolute cluster-f*@k of a shambles that is their main airport - for such a rich country it is an utter embrassment. It frequently appears near the top of lists of the worst airports in the world. Lets hope that it serves as an inspiration for development of a certain venue in North Bristol! Knowing the thieving Fewers, it's probably K'Yate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Why stop there, why not Rwanda ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 18 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Have they no shame? It appears, at the behest of their new "Owner," they have resorted to selling "kids for a quid" and adults for a miserly £10. I know they're desperate for money, but even for them, this is a step too far. It seems doing anything immoral or illegal is okay with them. So the Fewers/Rags/Squatters/Sags are now Traffickers as well. Wonder what their next great (hopefully legal/moral) income-generating scheme will be? "Hussain Al Seaweed and his team are prowed to announce our Back, Sack and Crack service, (delivered by the stunningly hirsute Irene and her team of toothless hags), our new Fungal Toenail pasty range, and our long-awaited verruca and acne-flavoured drinks (we guarentee they're out-of-date or your money back)" Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this It's the reasoning behind it that people find funny 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 50 minutes ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? We can only hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 18 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this It’s the fact that they’re finding it so hard to get their poxy little stand 75% full for the SAG inspection, they’re having to practically give away the tickets is what people are laughing at. Seems like their claim of ‘build it and they will come’ was more than a little optimistic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this Well no, because season tickets for kids for us are cheap and they get a shirt as well. The point about this offer is that comes after they realised no one was interested at 3x the price, and they are desperate to test the stand out. Edited January 25 by Port Said Red 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 25 Admin Share Posted January 25 37 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this You have massively missed the point behind this I am afraid Probably best to go back a few pages and find out why their own supporters were up in arms about it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 hours ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago Kids for a quid . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 15 minutes ago, BrizzleRed said: It’s the fact that they’re finding it so hard to get their poxy little stand 75% full for the SAG inspection, they’re having to practically give away the tickets is what people are laughing at. Seems like their claim of ‘build it and they will come’ was more than a little optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) 3 hours ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago They literally have to beg the most faithful and true supporters in the whole wide world to turn up. They’re still ranting and raving on the kebab man pulling the plug on the Fruit Market. In light of the fact that they can’t even get 75% capacity at the ‘Meccanocana’ shit hole it seems like pulling the plug on a 15,000+ capacity stadium was a shrewd move by Al Kebabdi and son. There would have been more atmosphere in a ******* morgue than at the Fruitihad! My sides are splitting. Renowned club too mind……A-hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Renowned for being aggressive and completely ******* TINPOT! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ahhhhh-hahahahahaaaaaaa…Quid a Children’s hahahahahaaaaaaaaa Edited January 25 by Gert Mare 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) Heard the £10 ticket offer hasn’t been taken up in large numbers so they are now offering a free ticket with every out of date bottle of Fanta purchased. Edited January 25 by Betty Swallocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said: Heard the £10 ticket offer hasn’t been taken up in large numbers so they are now offering a free ticket with every out of date bottle of Fanta purchased. The bestest fans in the world are all away, boosting away attendances. They’re obsessed with away attendances. It’s what they do. Hahahahaaaaaaaa Edited January 25 by Gert Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 7 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said: Heard the £10 ticket offer hasn’t been taken up in large numbers so they are now offering a free ticket with every out of date bottle of Fanta purchased. Don't Pirates press-gang people into doing things they don't want to do? Watch out for Pirates patrolling Gloucester Road on Saturday afternoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: The bestest fans in the world are all away, boosting away attendances. They’re obsessed with away attendances. It’s what they do. Hahahahaaaaaaaa Guess it’s easier to lie about the numbers away, as they don’t show up on their end of year accounts like the home attendances do. Joke of a club 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 12 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: They literally have to beg the most faithful and true supporters in the whole wide world to turn up. They’re still ranting and raving on the kebab man pulling the plug on the Fruit Market. In light of the fact that they can’t even get 75% capacity at the ‘Meccanocana’ shit hole it seems like pulling the plug on a 15,000+ capacity stadium was a shrewd move. There would have been more atmosphere in a ******* morgue than at the Fruitihad! My sides are splitting. Renowned club too mind……A-hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Renowned for being aggressive and completely ******* TINPOT! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ahhhhh-hahahahahaaaaaaa…Quid a Children’s hahahahahaaaaaaaaa Well, they are. Who else could muster over 3400 pages on SOMEONE ELSES forum ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Now sponsored by Desperado’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 The definition of realisation "Carry on at this rate the club won’t be able to give the tickets away!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 19 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: The bestest fans in the world are all away, boosting away attendances. They’re obsessed with away attendances. It’s what they do. Hahahahaaaaaaaa Because when you go to fantastic stadiums like they have at Burton Albion and Cheltenham why would you go to a stadium where nothing matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 13 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: Now sponsored by Desperado’s is that tier one of a two tier stand ? I presume the rest of the seats are in the shadowed area to the rear, it does look gurt impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 9 hours ago, BanburyRed said: Definitely fake if the word 'vicariously' is being used. No Sag would know what it means, let alone spell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Happy Farmer Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 This is my first post after many years of reading OTIB especially the Bristol Rovers thread. I’ve been a City fan for many decades, a season-ticket holder and have a very small shareholding. Firstly I’d like to say most Bristol Rovers fans are just like us - they support their team in the same way that we do but, there is a code amongst football clubs in this country that if your rivals are in serious financial trouble, you either do nothing or help them in someway. Unfortunately, one club has not honoured this. I’ve heard it said, even by some City fans, that all Rovers have over us is 1982. This is not the case. For those of you who can’t remember, in 1982 Mr Bradshaw and Mr Flook (both directors of BRFC) bid, I believe, £250,000 to buy Ashton Gate. Their manager at the time, Mr Bobby Gould, confirmed in an interview that this was their chance to become the only professional team in Bristol so their intentions were very clear. So, when 1982 is mentioned, Bristol Rovers fans should hang their heads in shame and shuffle their feet with embarrassment - it was not their finest hour. I’m led to believe that the current owners of Bristol Rovers are honourable people so I invite them to apologise for the actions of their club in 1982. Thank you for reading this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this If you read Bazooka Joes post again he’s joking that the club are selling actual children for £1 and an adult for £10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchred Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? Hopefully another legion can take on the task because I wouldn't trust the yanks to hit it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Gurt ‘Teds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Rumour has it, we may have just splashed out over a Tillson on a player . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 10 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Rumour has it, we may have just splashed out over a Tillson on a player . Rumour and may Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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