Pip King Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 5 minutes ago, Malago said: It’s not Gas math, or even Gas maths, it’s Gas arithmetic. Gasrithmetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1 minute ago, Pip King said: Gasrithmetic You can get tablets for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1 minute ago, Open End Numb Legs said: You can get tablets for that. The side effects are pretty nasty, they bring you out in blue and white squares. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Just got in late from washing the car Could somebody answer a question for me Just turned the match on Im sure the Red shirts of Liverpool do not clash with the famous Blue and white quarters of the Gas So why are they playing in Yellow? Have i missed something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1 minute ago, Maltshoveller said: Just got in late from washing the car................ .........Have i missed something? Yes, a bit on the drivers door. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 The Gas have just scored..... Ummm hang on...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 7 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said: Keith Brookman, is a thoroughly, thoroughly decent bloke. What's the difference between a decent bloke, a thoroughly decent bloke and a thoroughly, thoroughly decent bloke? Has anyone ever attained the highly-prized and elevated status of being a thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly decent bloke? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 23 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Just got in late from washing the car Could somebody answer a question for me Just turned the match on Im sure the Red shirts of Liverpool do not clash with the famous Blue and white quarters of the Gas So why are they playing in Yellow? Have i missed something? Merseyside Police have just confirmed there are 10,000 distraught Fewers locked outside Anfield singing Yvonne Fair's "It should have been me" But on the positive side, sympathetic Norwich and Liverpool fans have sung back to them "You're everyone's other favourite team, and you know you are" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Rovers claim winning cups is not important to them, as they have plenty of mugs on the terraces. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Is itv1 picture odd for anyone else? Looks like rovers are in a Norwich kit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, petehinton said: Is itv1 picture odd for anyone else? Looks like rovers are in a Norwich kit? This would have been double figures easily if it was them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 2 minutes ago, petehinton said: Is itv1 picture odd for anyone else? Looks like rovers are in a Norwich kit? I think it's like that dress a couple of years back when people were asking if it was blue or gold. Either way, they are getting a hammering now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 I bet Liverpool nightlife was full on last night! Just imagine - Liverpool and Everton fans, Norwich visitors, and all the Fewers who honoured their hotel bookings... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 4 minutes ago, BS3City said: I bet Liverpool nightlife was full on last night! Just imagine - Liverpool and Everton fans, Norwich visitors, and all the Fewers who honoured their hotel bookings... Barely a light on in Horfield last night I should think. Mind you, that`s normal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 (edited) So the fewers got what was expected, a 5 goal thrashing. Wives and girlfriends currently bracing themselves(hiding) as the huge blue wave surges down the M6 and M5. Edited January 28 by adamski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 3 hours ago, Port Said Red said: I think it's like that dress a couple of years back when people were asking if it was blue or gold. Either way, they are getting a hammering now. What might have been for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 I see that little thug, the ex-Bristol Rovers manager is at it again; https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/joey-barton-eni-aluko-response-31899999?int_source=nba Bloke has no filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 3 minutes ago, bcfc01 said: I see that little thug, the ex-Bristol Rovers manager is at it again; https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/joey-barton-eni-aluko-response-31899999?int_source=nba Bloke has no filter. He's building the "character" persona which the media tends to love, think of all the gushing praise for Holloway with his "getting a bird in a taxi" simile. I expect that the "An evening with Joey Barton" tour is already in the planning. It's a bit rough on the people into whom he is putting the boot but the press just loves controversy in what is a bland world these days where even saccharine Harry Styles is viewed as "edgy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 46 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: He's building the "character" persona which the media tends to love, think of all the gushing praise for Holloway with his "getting a bird in a taxi" simile. I expect that the "An evening with Joey Barton" tour is already in the planning. It's a bit rough on the people into whom he is putting the boot but the press just loves controversy in what is a bland world these days where even saccharine Harry Styles is viewed as "edgy". A sad little thug looking for relevance. He'll always be remembered by the media as "former Bristol Rovers Manager Joey Barton". Which is nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillies Downs Leeds Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 According to Pete O'Rourke only Bolton are in for Collins. Said that despite reports Charlton & Wrexham not interested. Wasn't he valued at over £5m by Barton..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 I wonder what his buy out clause is? Surely it can't be the same, they're not that stupid are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 12 minutes ago, Gillies Downs Leeds said: According to Pete O'Rourke only Bolton are in for Collins. Said that despite reports Charlton & Wrexham not interested. Wasn't he valued at over £5m by Barton..... I have read that Charlton, Wrexham and Bolton are all interested and that both Charlton and Bolton have had bids rejected. Now, ordinarily when a player is in demand, the price goes up as the selling club generate a bit of a bidding war. Why do I think that the Fewers will be the first club in the world to have a Dutch Auction for their player, where the club say 'right, we want a million... and then keep bringing the price down until someone blinks'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Official value = undisclosed I expect. Gaschat rumour afterwards = £10m + sell ons + new stand + under soil heating + fanta + crisps + new big screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 I see that Irene has moved her season ticket into the new South Shed 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 44 minutes ago, myol'man said: I see that Irene has moved her season ticket into the new South Shed Typical Sag,gobby as ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engvall’s Splinter Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 6 hours ago, bcfc01 said: I see that little thug, the ex-Bristol Rovers manager is at it again; https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/joey-barton-eni-aluko-response-31899999?int_source=nba Bloke has no filter. Tin hat on here but Aluko “fled” the country owing to her “safety”? Come on. Really? Slightly OTT. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 3 minutes ago, Engvall’s Splinter said: Tin hat on here but Aluko “fled” the country owing to her “safety”? Come on. Really? Slightly OTT. Who knows what her mental state is ? I'd also take "fled the country" as artistic licence by the media, more likely she went on holiday after being pissed off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 7 minutes ago, Engvall’s Splinter said: Tin hat on here but Aluko “fled” the country owing to her “safety”? Come on. Really? Slightly OTT. Indeed. She 'fled' to the Ivory Coast to fulfil a longstanding commitment to provide pundit duties on AFCON. She is of Nigerian descent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 4 minutes ago, bcfc01 said: Who knows what her mental state is ? I'd also take "fled the country" as artistic licence by the media, more likely she went on holiday after being pissed off. More BS than artistic licence. See my post above. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip King Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Joey really does need to be put out of his misery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 After the collapse of the Fruit Market stadium, Rovers have announced exciting new plans for the Dried Fruit Arena. They're just waiting for the developer to provide some dates for construction. 1 16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeRed Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 38 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: After the collapse of the Fruit Market stadium, Rovers have announced exciting new plans for the Dried Fruit Arena. They're just waiting for the developer to provide some dates for construction. Yes, this is their currant new stadium plan. Personally I don't give a fig where they go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 3 minutes ago, CodeRed said: Yes, this is their currant new stadium plan. Personally I don't give a fig where they go. They're hoping for more investment from the sultana of Brunei. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 2 minutes ago, Homer Simpson said: They're hoping for more investment from the sultana of Brunei. Despite their deep jealousy of City there's no room for sour grapes in the currant climate. They need to give their fan raisins to be cheerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 4 minutes ago, Homer Simpson said: They're hoping for more investment from the sultana of Brunei. I see no raisin why this plan shouldn`t go ahead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 1 minute ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I see no raisin why this plan shouldn`t go ahead. Don’t they have a date? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrumpty Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 59 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: After the collapse of the Fruit Market stadium, Rovers have announced exciting new plans for the Dried Fruit Arena. They're just waiting for the developer to provide some dates for construction. I call bullshit, they will never get planning persimmon 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 It's a plumb site but they will need to prune some trees first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Apricots!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Great to see the Sags new stand being used in Viz this week…for legal reasons they’ve called it Meadow Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Page 2? Is there nothing going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted January 31 Author Share Posted January 31 13 minutes ago, myol'man said: Page 2? Is there nothing going on? Don't worry, it'll all start happening 15 seconds after the deadline closes. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 15 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 49 minutes ago, alexukhc said: The wonders of AI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Looks like they're about to lose Collins to Bolton for £750k. A player Joey Barton valued at £5 million. He has been rubbish for last 12 months though, clearly disgruntled since not getting a transfer away and who can blame him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GrahamC Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 9 hours ago, fgrsimon said: Looks like they're about to lose Collins to Bolton for £750k. A player Joey Barton valued at £5 million. He has been rubbish for last 12 months though, clearly disgruntled since not getting a transfer away and who can blame him. Explains where they got the £300k for the Grimsby player from though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Don’t blame him wanting to leave that little piss stain of a club 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 10 hours ago, fgrsimon said: Looks like they're about to lose Collins to Bolton for £750k. A player Joey Barton valued at £5 million. He has been rubbish for last 12 months though, clearly disgruntled since not getting a transfer away and who can blame him. He'll get the international call up he craves when he moves away from the Fewers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 To Bolton from the Bolt Ons? (New stand joke). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 A gas mate told me Saturday , they’re back in for JCH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 7 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said: A gas mate told me Saturday , they’re back in for JCH Yes, their bid is in tomorrow. Oh, wait... 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattjb Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 46 minutes ago, Southport Red said: Yes, their bid is in tomorrow. Oh, wait... What could possibly go wrong……….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 10 minutes ago, mattjb said: What could possibly go wrong……….. typo maybe with a bright yellow digger arriving later, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I would have thought 'Promotion chasing Bristol Rovers' would have been very active in the market today, to get those signings that would push them over the line and make up that small points gap from their current position and the play-off zone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 7 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: I would have thought 'Promotion chasing Bristol Rovers' would have been very active in the market today, to get those signings that would push them over the line and make up that small points gap from their current position and the play-off zone They`re just waiting till 11:15 to send off the JCH paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 JCH is on again acording to Gas Chat. Could be a fun night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Absolute gold 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I bet the fax is playing up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, petehinton said: Absolute gold Stoke under Schumacher or mid table League One? Even that sycophant who reports on them can’t dress that up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 6 minutes ago, petehinton said: Absolute gold Official transcript of the transfer negotiations...... BRFC - "Hello Niall, we at Bristol Rovers hold you in very high regard & would love for you join us as an integral part of our assault on over taking our more illustrious City Rivals as we continue our current & seasonal "play off push" despite currently being a little way short of that goal, we feel your record in League one would be worth building our team around & would love for you to join us as our new talisman, to be hailed & adored by the greatest supporters in English football, if not the entire footballing world.! Will you join us on our crusade...!?" NIALL ENNIS - "NO! pmsl" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeRed Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 hours ago, richyy66 said: JCH is on again acording to Gas Chat. Could be a fun night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 27 minutes ago, petehinton said: Absolute gold Sounds like a bit of an Urban Spaceman to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Do you think one of the pillars of the new stand has gone through the telephone line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gornagain Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Sounds like a bit of an Urban Spaceman to me. With emphasis on the final line of the song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 8 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said: Do you think one of the pillars of the new stand has gone through the telephone line? Maybe the digital switchover hit the mem 11 months early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Has JCH been confirmed yet.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 3 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said: I would have thought 'Promotion chasing Bristol Rovers' would have been very active in the market today, to get those signings that would push them over the line and make up that small points gap from their current position and the play-off zone May I suggest Ronnie O'Sullivan? - the points gap means they are needing snookers atm to rescue this "iconic" season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 20 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Has JCH been confirmed yet.? No but they have signed a Costa Rican midfield player on loan from Forest. How many loanees do they have now? What's the limit in a match day squad? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I see Matty Taylor has joined the Dog Botherer for the third time, moving from FGR to Cheltenham Town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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