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4 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

It’s always amusing when a City ‘fan’, who is glued to their armchair, decides to slag off the gas attendances - yep their crowd figures are low, but at least those guys and gals get out there and support their team. I suppose that’s better than prowling this forum non stop whilst never bothering to actually go out and support your team ...

You’ve had a shocker here … 🍷 

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8 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

It’s always amusing when a City ‘fan’, who is glued to their armchair, decides to slag off the gas attendances - yep their crowd figures are low, but at least those guys and gals get out there and support their team. I suppose that’s better than prowling this forum non stop whilst never bothering to actually go out and support your team ...

Everyone who uses this forum knows what this thread is about and it stops the rest of the forum being littered with lots of new topics.

Some people like a bit of banter, fun, piss taking, call it what you like of their rivals. It doesn’t help that they give us so much ammo tbf😂. People have enough serious shit to deal with in life without this forum becoming heavily sanitised (people come on here for enjoyment generally?).

I would suggest many of the regular contributions on here are from season ticket holders and regular attendees who do put their money where their mouths are unlike the majority of Fewers I know who are all mouth tbh. The fact we are not far off tripling their attendance gives most people a clue and makes THEIR  attempts at comparing support with ours all the more laughable……….

The easiest way to avoid being offended on behalf of your Gas mates and the Few generally is to give this thread a wide berth tbh.

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9 hours ago, TV Tom said:

Is that right? Didn’t know that 

Our first season in Div 4 is the only season in the last 56 years where they’ve had higher average crowds. The following season with us still in Div 4 and them in Div 3 we averaged higher crowds than them

What they consistently fail to mention whenever they talk about our poor crowds in the early 80s is that their attendances were either just as bad, or worse than ours.

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9 hours ago, slartibartfast said:

Is this bloke a ******* idiot, or what !

Simple answer, yes. Exaggerates league position, attendances, history. Fits in quite nicely with the average sag specimen.

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Are there any other clubs who, on finishing top of the division and getting promoted, have lower attendances in the division above ? Presumably because they weren't winning as often.

1990 Champions of division 3 - 6,202

1991 Division 2 - 5,929

1992 Division 2 - 5,850

1993 Division 2 Relegated  - 5,745

Tin pot bunch of cretins.

https://european-football-statistics.co.uk/attnclub/league/brir.htm

 

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19 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Our first season in Div 4 is the only season in the last 56 years where they’ve had higher average crowds. The following season with us still in Div 4 and them in Div 3 we averaged higher crowds than them

What they consistently fail to mention whenever they talk about our poor crowds in the early 80s is that their attendances were either just as bad, or worse than ours.

They also seem to forget it's been 48 years since they last managed an average attendance over 10k and only gained a season highest attendance of over 10k 20 times during that period.....so their "potential support" theory seems to have little substance either! 

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4 minutes ago, trickydickiecardigan said:

Fair shout to the 87 Fleetwood who turned up! There used to the weather probably handed around fisherman's friends to the quarter hordes so they didn't get a chill poor things!

Apparently those 87 were given a food and drink voucher on entering the ground,,,,if this is correct then Rovers should be given some credit for that in my opinion 

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3 minutes ago, fanjita said:

Apparently those 87 were given a food and drink voucher on entering the ground,,,,if this is correct then Rovers should be given some credit for that in my opinion 

Help yerselves to the crisps and Fanta lads. Take some home fer the famlee. 

 

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10 hours ago, WessexPest said:

What an absolute crock of s**t.

They cherry pick our away attendances and try to take the piss when their meagre crowds are embarrassing. They bring it on themselves when they trot out such garbage as “City wouldn’t get as many as us at same level” or “If we had a ground the same size as Derby’s we’d fill it.”

They deserve all the scorn they get when it comes to their rubbish crowds.

Remove head from sphincter before committing fingers to keys in future.

I’ve run out of reactions but…well said. 

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10 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

It’s always amusing when a City ‘fan’, who is glued to their armchair, decides to slag off the gas attendances - yep their crowd figures are low, but at least those guys and gals get out there and support their team. I suppose that’s better than prowling this forum non stop whilst never bothering to actually go out and support your team ...

This thread is a great source of humour and having a laugh is healthy. If we get a stuffing by Forest then they can do the same on Gaschat. I don't have a problem with that.

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1 hour ago, adamski said:

They also seem to forget it's been 48 years since they last managed an average attendance over 10k and only gained a season highest attendance of over 10k 20 times during that period.....so their "potential support" theory seems to have little substance either! 

They must be the only club in the country to have 'potential support"

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3 hours ago, trickydickiecardigan said:

Fair shout to the 87 Fleetwood who turned up! There used to the weather probably handed around fisherman's friends to the quarter hordes so they didn't get a chill poor things!

I bet the Gas all love to suck a Fisherman’s friend. 

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2 hours ago, supercidered said:

We all know how bad the Evening Post is at pretty much sh!te at everything but one of the headlines from the G@s v Fleetwood match last night.

Chris Martin gets sent off in 93rd minute of 4 minutes added time!! Trying to spin that being down to 10 had any bearing on being beaten at home by a second bottom team is staggering even by their standards. 

Bristol Rovers 0-2 Fleetwood Town recap: 10-man Gas struggle for consistency in flat home defeat

Live updates as Bristol Rovers host Fleetwood Town in League One

 

There were some corkers in the live update.

”Could have had a penalty” “Opposition player lucky to avoid a red card”.

”Had more possession & more chances”.

The latest reporter is as completely biased and embarrassing as the last one.

Total North Korean stuff.

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I am around at my father in law's setting up his laptop for him. Knowing that he is a Gashead I thought I would set up their official site for him.

I noticed that on top of the airbrushing of Jamie MacAllister, they also seem to have selective match reporting, you wouldn't even know they played Fleetwood last night, let alone the ignominious defeat. 

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1 hour ago, Oh Louie louie said:

 I've got a ticket to Nottingham and a packet of tunes!

Now you're showing your age. But with the tunes you won't be saying Dottingham.

 

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7 minutes ago, 22A said:

Only 12 points off the play offs and we're only in February.

16 games left, 40 points accrued - 12 points adrift -> Normally you'd need around 70-75 points over a league one season to make the playoffs 

So they "just" need to average around 2+ points per game for the rest of the season.

To put this in context this is kind of the mark being set by automatic promotion candidates such as Southampton and Leeds in our division or Pompey and Derby in theirs.

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6 hours ago, fanjita said:

Apparently those 87 were given a food and drink voucher on entering the ground,,,,if this is correct then Rovers should be given some credit for that in my opinion 

Lancashire Morning News : 07/02/24

87 PEOPLE TAKEN TO HOSPITAL WITH SUSPECTED ESCHERICHIA COLI

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7 hours ago, fanjita said:

Apparently those 87 were given a food and drink voucher on entering the ground,,,,if this is correct then Rovers should be given some credit for that in my opinion 

Surely this would have been something Fleetwood FC would have arranged and paid for?

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6 hours ago, southside said:

They must be the only club in the country to have 'potential support"

Their "build and they will come" theory of supporter attendance growth is wholly based on the concept of potential support. Of course, this is not baseless. Highly skilled gas data analysts have made complex calculations against verified sources including: IKEA nee Eastville attendance data from the 1950s (closest comparable stadium and demographic); 40,000, no 50,000 or could it have been 60,000 at Wembley; 8,000 at Blackpool; 20,000 locked out at Maidstone/Maidenhead etc.; and the reoccurring problem of the many 1000's locked out of the memorial stadium on a weekly basis.

Findings are clear, the Mem should have an all seated and covered capacity of between 18 and 96,000, once in place crowds will flock, the team will perform and Rovers will realise their potential support.

Simples!

 

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Had one of the blue few come in to my section at work today:-

‘thought you’d be on your way to Nottingham now, call yourself a City fan?’

‘I’ll just watch it on a stream’

’you best hope they done better than the gas last night’

’how’d they get on’ (I obviously knew)

’lost 2-0’

’did you go down?’

’nah it was too cold and wet’

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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6 hours ago, southside said:

They must be the only club in the country to have 'potential support"

Funny thing, there’s a kernel of truth in there - the amount of houses going up in South Glos and expansion is large and will only continue. 
 

Problem for them though, the days of a north/south split are dead.  And with no real way of tapping into that growing population they continue with an aging demographic with an inferior “product” to attract families. 

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1 hour ago, Barrs Court Red said:

Funny thing, there’s a kernel of truth in there - the amount of houses going up in South Glos and expansion is large and will only continue. 
 

Problem for them though, the days of a north/south split are dead.  And with no real way of tapping into that growing population they continue with an aging demographic with an inferior “product” to attract families. 

There is, but...

All clubs face a similar issue these days, getting people to shell out for individual match tickets when people can watch top flight football either free if they stream it, or by paying Sky.

Outside the top flight, you wonder how many completely new fans clubs get, excluding those going along with a parent.

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1 hour ago, Barrs Court Red said:

Funny thing, there’s a kernel of truth in there - the amount of houses going up in South Glos and expansion is large and will only continue. 
 

Problem for them though, the days of a north/south split are dead.  And with no real way of tapping into that growing population they continue with an aging demographic with an inferior “product” to attract families. 

The new estates in South Glos will most likely end up much like Bradley Stoke, full of City. 

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2 hours ago, Barrs Court Red said:

Funny thing, there’s a kernel of truth in there - the amount of houses going up in South Glos and expansion is large and will only continue. 
 

Problem for them though, the days of a north/south split are dead.  And with no real way of tapping into that growing population they continue with an aging demographic with an inferior “product” to attract families. 

Most people enter Bristol from south glos via the M32 so why would anyone end up over there?

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11 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

I am around at my father in law's setting up his laptop for him. Knowing that he is a Gashead I thought I would set up their official site for him.

I noticed that on top of the airbrushing of Jamie MacAllister, they also seem to have selective match reporting, you wouldn't even know they played Fleetwood last night, let alone the ignominious defeat. 

Out of curiosity I checked this out myself as thought it cant be true. Literally amazed there is no mention, I then tried to find the match report and struggled to find it for a while 🤣 Wow!

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16 hours ago, bcfc01 said:

Are there any other clubs who, on finishing top of the division and getting promoted, have lower attendances in the division above ? Presumably because they weren't winning as often.

1990 Champions of division 3 - 6,202

1991 Division 2 - 5,929

1992 Division 2 - 5,850

1993 Division 2 Relegated  - 5,745

Tin pot bunch of cretins.

https://european-football-statistics.co.uk/attnclub/league/brir.htm

 

To be fair to them (for once) that was the 'Trumpton' era and there may have been some sort of crowd restriction applied after the season they went up? Capacity was about 6000 and this was very soon after Hillsborough.

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9 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Posting jokes about us not playing Man U.

It doesn't work though, having played and beaten them in recent seasons. Desperate!

How did they get on against Liverpool anyway? I saw them celebrate the draw that they had them..

bunch of dicks

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They really don't get the difference , it's pathetic.

They post a video of their lot, dancing around because they drew Liverpool, forgetting they had the small matter of Norwich. I don't recall anyone I know planning the day for Man U at home. 

They seem to like anniversaries .

5 hours ago, pommers65 said:

I wonder if they will celebrate 10 years as a Football League Club in the coming years. 

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He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

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10 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

F’ck me, I’m a poor little rich kid. Who knew? Not me obviously. Nor my wife, kids or bank manager. 

Btw I suppose he knows that all of their best players are loans and is happy about that?

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18 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

5th tier 🤣🤣🤣. They are so embarrassed they still can't bring themselves to say 'non league'. And also trying to spin it as being a positive experience. They still didn't manage to romp the league like they thought they would. Sad, angry, bitter, deluded arseholes everyone of them. *****.

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21 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy - Wrong

should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave - a) because we develop them so well, they leave for the Premier League and yours leave for a league LOWER

Really do noy know where this "City fans are entitled" nonsense comes from.  Our fans are drawn from an identical cross section of society as thiers are, it's just that we have three times as many (and growing)

 

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So being worse at something is actually better than being good at it? So losing is better than winning, apart from when we lose.

As for preferring to stick with their culture, I really don't think they have much choice. The claim to being 6th richest did suggest that they might actually prefer to swap cultures. Ah well, there's no hope for some people.

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Here is one for the Gas to gloat about

 

The Gas have had more fans watching them at home this SEASON  ( 137,603)

Than we have had this YEAR   (122,198)

 

Dont tell them they have had 18 games  at home since the season started

We have had only 5 since new years day

The gap has nearly closed

 

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41 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

Did you remind him of their 5 loanees and 3 ex City players age 33+ in their starting line up against the cod army ?

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38 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

‘Girls are rising through the leagues’.

Just for a bit of context to that, over the past 3 years they’ve had 2 promotions from the 7th tier to the 5th tier. They’re now at the same level as the likes of Larkhall, Pucklechurch and St Austell and in the division below Keynsham and Portishead.

Not exactly sure it’s comparable to our women’s team, who are competing against the likes of Chelsea, Arsenal and Man United, but they’re used to competing in the 5th tier I guess!

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25 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

F’ck me, I’m a poor little rich kid. Who knew? Not me obviously. Nor my wife, kids or bank manager. 

Btw I suppose he knows that all of their best players are loans and is happy about that?

Anyone without a donkey jacket is a poor little rich kid to your average gAsshole. 

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58 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

He’s not bitter or jealous….

 

You will no doubt find this hard to understand BUT i am not jealous of your club and do not cast envious eyes across the City, the fans there are your typical 'poor' little rich kids, have everything but still not happy , your post sums it up' my so and so is bigger /better than your so and so,nah,nah,na,na na ! Pathetic,! you will never understand this but our season in the 5th tier was rewarding and enlightening, the dedication of the fans there was extraordinary! you will never understand it. you actual went bankrupt and ruined peoples lives , players included, ashamed .not you lot you hold a celebration to commemorate the event!! I am very happy with our new stand thank you, our Girls are rising through the ranks without any help from a big PR machine, we have a very decent training ground and facilities, yes you do well with transfers but that should tell you something, i.e. all your best players leave, there is a reason for that , any idea what? clutching at straws ,not me mate, you have your culture we have ours , you are welcome to yours, i will stick with ours if you don't mind. 

Why shouldn’t we remember and celebrate the Ashton Gate 8 and others who helped save the club? 

Touchy bunch aren’t they… 

“5th tier” 🤣

The Man City fan said it best.

 

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19 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

"He’s only a poor little Robin………
Clubbing in Chasers and fathering my 1st child "

 

I went to Chasers back in the day and was accused of just this. 

I jumped a mile when I saw that! Where did it come from? 🥷

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3 hours ago, TV Tom said:

Did you remind him of their 5 loanees and 3 ex City players age 33+ in their starting line up against the cod army ?

Driving home from work I caught 2 mins of having a gas….listeners poll “best lone player ever”- someone at Radio Bristol is a City fan😂

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