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1 hour ago, Pip King said:

Hopefully when they're playing in the Gloucestershire  County League where they belong 

And they shall be known as "The Barcelona of the Gloucestershire County League" .

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4 hours ago, Swede said:

You've had a few of those. At least you've been in the Premier League. There's a few on here who need to be careful what they wish for.

There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer. The owner has delivered a first class stadium and training facilities and appointed a young manager who needs to be given time to develop the younger players and implement his style and looking at recent results he appears to be slowly changing things. 
Football fans at all clubs are fickle and demand success instantly and as we all know it’s not that easy at any level.

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32 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said:

There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer. The owner has delivered a first class stadium and training facilities and appointed a young manager who needs to be given time to develop the younger players and implement his style and looking at recent results he appears to be slowly changing things. 
Football fans at all clubs are fickle and demand success instantly and as we all know it’s not that easy at any level.

 

Very similar to Rovers although we already have the addictions.

What a lot of City fans don’t realise is that following the adoption of greater professionalism we are now providing the players with sandwiches after training which is bound to pay off in the long term.

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said:

There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer. The owner has delivered a first class stadium and training facilities and appointed a young manager who needs to be given time to develop the younger players and implement his style and looking at recent results he appears to be slowly changing things. 
Football fans at all clubs are fickle and demand success instantly and as we all know it’s not that easy at any level.

'There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer'

Ah, good old Freud steps in again...

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7 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

'There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer'

Ah, good old Freud steps in again...

You'd have to have a few quality addictions to enable you to support swindle!

Sorry Shaun, I know you were being sincere!

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18 hours ago, Shaun Taylor said:

There doesn’t appear to be much wrong with your football club other than a few quality addictions in the summer. The owner has delivered a first class stadium and training facilities and appointed a young manager who needs to be given time to develop the younger players and implement his style and looking at recent results he appears to be slowly changing things. 
Football fans at all clubs are fickle and demand success instantly and as we all know it’s not that easy at any level.

The problem with Swindon is that despite always staring the season well they always think the season finishes in November

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23 hours ago, 1960maaan said:

Realistically thinking , most of that budget will go on just getting a squad together, let alone one to challenge .

"12 permanently contracted players have deals that are set to expire this summer while there are also six first-team loanees"

So possibly losing 18 members of your squad and wanting to recruit one to challenge ? I thought Taylor was a good appointment, but he has his work cut out. 

What a way to run a club. Basket case

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18 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said:

What a way to run a club. Basket case

The manager will be delivering his pre match motivation to an all new team:-

'Remember this lot last season, turned us over with that dodgy last minute goal? Remember that?'

'Err, no boss'.

 

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3 minutes ago, Taz said:

Based on what!? That's like us saying we're targeting a top 2 finish next year, but not putting any extra money or players into the squad.

Wishful, hopeful, deluded. Whatever you like, silly gastards.

Probably from the Tinnion/JL book of math.

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2 minutes ago, Taz said:

Based on what!? That's like us saying we're targeting a top 2 finish next year, but not putting any extra money or players into the squad.

Wishful, hopeful, deluded. Whatever you like, silly gastards.

 

I'm targeting a night of passion with Jessica Alba. It's not going to happen, but it's as likely as the Gas "coming for us". 

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8 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

I'm targeting a night of passion with Jessica Alba. It's not going to happen, but it's as likely as the Gas "coming for us". 

Hope you get your passion with Jessica Alba, who is she ?

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1 minute ago, TV Tom said:

Hope you get your passion with Jessica Alba, who is she ?

She's an American actress and I have to be honest I googled "attractive actresses" to find her. The ones I used to fancy are now too old or too odd for the average board member. 

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On 19/04/2024 at 20:46, City Rocker said:

Oh dear Thangham, what were you thinking?!

My MP for the past nine years and really popular locally. I certainly voted for her. 

Bad show by her party research staff though, have they not realised that ~98% of her constituents, even those of us who live in spitting distance of the Tinpottery, are anything but supporters of that shower? More City than gas in this neighbourhood. 

Such trivia wouldn't sway my vote in a general election, but what a lack of judgement from a senior politician.

Anyway, as it happens, due to the boundary changes I believe Thangham has been moved to contest the new Bristol Central constituency at the next election, where there's a good chance she will lose out to the Green candidate. Unless the huge Sag vote can save her

 

To be honest, whoever bases their vote on what team an MP supports should have their right to vote removed....this is exactly how we ended up with Brexit!

24 minutes ago, Taz said:

Based on what!? That's like us saying we're targeting a top 2 finish next year, but not putting any extra money or players into the squad.

Wishful, hopeful, deluded. Whatever you like, silly gastards.

Strictly speaking everyone targets a top of the league finish.  In an ideal world you set your team up to try and win every game you go into.... unless you're a manager who just sets your team up to not lose.....

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1 hour ago, Red-Robbo said:

 

I'm targeting a night of passion with Jessica Alba. It's not going to happen, 

 

Oh I don't know, I'll have a word and see if we can fit you in sometime.  👍

 

 

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2 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

She's an American actress and I have to be honest I googled "attractive actresses" to find her. The ones I used to fancy are now too old or too odd for the average board member. 

Too old ? someone like Gwyneth or Cate Blanchett would do for me despite being in their 50s (slightly less likely than Rovers finishing in the top 2) 

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Just now, TV Tom said:

Too old ? someone like Gwyneth or Cate Blanchett would do for me despite being in their 50s (slightly less likely than Rovers finishing in the top 2) 

Helena Bonham-Carter, Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfieffer would all be more than welcome!  But truth told I'm more than happy with Mrs Robbo. Just in case you're reading Otib for the first time in your life, you're fab! 😍

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3 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

Helena Bonham-Carter, Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfieffer would all be more than welcome!  But truth told I'm more than happy with Mrs Robbo. Just in case you're reading Otib for the first time in your life, you're fab! 😍

I forgot about Michelle Pfieffer, that will do me (only joking Mrs Tom)

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11 minutes ago, TV Tom said:

Too old ? someone like Gwyneth or Cate Blanchett would do for me despite being in their 50s (slightly less likely than Rovers finishing in the top 2) 

Had a part in a film with Cate Blanchett (and Colin Farrell) a few years back and she is a very nice lady.  Sorry but just had to throw that in !!!

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48 minutes ago, 42nite said:

 

Oh I don't know, I'll have a word and see if we can fit you in sometime.  👍

 

 

We ????

Bloody hell this forum has taken a bit of a left turn :whistle2:

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3 minutes ago, BigTone said:

Had a part in a film with Cate Blanchett (and Colin Farrell) a few years back and she is a very nice lady.  Sorry but just had to throw that in !!!

Big Tone mixing with the Hollywood elite, whatever next, what was Colin Farrell like ? He was a bit wild in his younger days 

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14 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

Helena Bonham-Carter, Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfieffer would all be more than welcome!  But truth told I'm more than happy with Mrs Robbo. Just in case you're reading Otib for the first time in your life, you're fab! 😍

I raise you Tara Fitzgerald

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4 minutes ago, TV Tom said:

Big Tone mixing with the Hollywood elite, whatever next, what was Colin Farrell like ? He was a bit wild in his younger days 

He was Ok and friendly enough.  Joel Schumacher was the Director and a nicer guy you couldn't meet. Admit to being quite upset when he passed away. Jerry Bruckheimer was the Producer but apart from a few hello's had little to do with him.

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3 minutes ago, BigTone said:

He was Ok and friendly enough.  Joel Schumacher was the Director and a nicer guy you couldn't meet. Admit to being quite upset when he passed away. Jerry Bruckheimer was the Producer but apart from a few hello's had little to do with him.

Sorry Tone, because i don't mix with the Hollywood elite (Unlike you) l've no idea who these German sounding guys are (excuse my ignorance) 🤣

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8 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Rovers are currently getting a worryingly large number of mentions in the second reading of the Football Governance Bill (because the MP for their area is shadow DCMS Secretary).

Is that Darren Jones?

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2 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Thangam Debbonnaire (sp?)

Yeah my local MP (before boundary changes next election) and she’s down the Mem a lot these days unfortunately it seems.   

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1 hour ago, BigTone said:

He was Ok and friendly enough.  Joel Schumacher was the Director and a nicer guy you couldn't meet. Admit to being quite upset when he passed away. Jerry Bruckheimer was the Producer but apart from a few hello's had little to do with him.

You're Brenda Fricker and I claim my 5 Euro.

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10 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Indeed, thought I was on the wrong forum for a moment.😳

All this movie star talk too. Our friends daughter works in TV and films, reckons Anthony Hopkins is a real gent.

Big Tone started it, he showing off that he's worked with the Hollywood elite and had a "dalliance" with Cate Blanchett 😃

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4 hours ago, GrahamC said:

Explains why she was wearing their abomination of a shirt, election year.

Yes.

To be fair, she spoke pretty well and was more impressive than her government counterpart Lucy Frazer.

However, she made several claims saying that the Rovers owner was a good owner, ran the club well, and that Rovers were good for the community. That's a shame, and I expect her to be strung up before the privileges committee by noon tomorrow.

Lying to the House is very serious.

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18 hours ago, TV Tom said:

Big Tone started it, he showing off that he's worked with the Hollywood elite and had a "dalliance" with Cate Blanchett 😃

Not to mention the series of TV ads I did for the State Government Insurance Commission (SGIC) in South Australia back around 1980 and also resident Quantity Surveyor on About The House with Duncan Stewart (Discovery Channel) for several episodes in Ireland circa 2002.  When you're this handsome super stardom comes easy !!!

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On 23/04/2024 at 18:54, Open End Numb Legs said:

Indeed, thought I was on the wrong forum for a moment.😳

All this movie star talk too. Our friends daughter works in TV and films, reckons Anthony Hopkins is a real gent.

I met Susannah York outside Bristol Zoo once. Perfectly pleasant, but she had a right potty mouth on her.

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17 hours ago, myol'man said:

Big Tone, should we add you to our list of celebrity supporters along with Trump, Button, Cleese and Robinson?

I don't mix with the Z list

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On 23/04/2024 at 20:27, Open End Numb Legs said:

Next time I watch it I will press paws.

 

On 23/04/2024 at 20:01, marmite said:

I had a part in a "Lassie" film once. I played the lead.

 

On 23/04/2024 at 20:01, marmite said:

I had a part in a "Lassie" film once. I played the lead.

My next door neighbour also had a small part in Lassie, it goes to court next Month.

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I've been told that Jamie McAllister has been sacked after he allegedly headbutted someone at the awards evening.

Seen the above on twitter, could be bollocks

 

I thought it was just minibuses they liked headbutting

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15 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

I've been told that Jamie McAllister has been sacked after he allegedly headbutted someone at the awards evening.

Seen the above on twitter, could be bollocks

 

I thought it was just minibuses they liked headbutting

Ive had 3 separate messages from people saying the same 🤣🤣🤣

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