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2 minutes ago, Barrs Court Red said:

Their end of season awards was on Sunday, so this could have some legs. 

Where in Bristol would be big enough to hold such a prestigious event 

The Lansdown suite - knowing the gas that would never surprise me yet another gift to keep on giving 

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45 minutes ago, redkev said:

Where in Bristol would be big enough to hold such a prestigious event 

The Lansdown suite - knowing the gas that would never surprise me yet another gift to keep on giving 

It was here, with post event entertainment for all involved!

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Ladies and gents I give you fans mock up of what they think could be built and they are creaming their pants in the comments.

a lot have mentioned it needs a corner added to join the incredible new south stand, another has claimed the thatchers end (which I believe to be their shed behind the goal) will be a two tiered stand with seating on top and safe standing on the bottom, I’m imagining that shitty old stand at griffin park 😂.
 

this just confirms how deluded they are to think they need two tiered stand and the corners filled in. 

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3 hours ago, Mayes86 said:

Ladies and gents I give you fans mock up of what they think could be built and they are creaming their pants in the comments.

a lot have mentioned it needs a corner added to join the incredible new south stand, another has claimed the thatchers end (which I believe to be their shed behind the goal) will be a two tiered stand with seating on top and safe standing on the bottom, I’m imagining that shitty old stand at griffin park 😂.
 

this just confirms how deluded they are to think they need two tiered stand and the corners filled in. 

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Diaboliical

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8 hours ago, Mayes86 said:

Ladies and gents I give you fans mock up of what they think could be built and they are creaming their pants in the comments.

a lot have mentioned it needs a corner added to join the incredible new south stand, another has claimed the thatchers end (which I believe to be their shed behind the goal) will be a two tiered stand with seating on top and safe standing on the bottom, I’m imagining that shitty old stand at griffin park 😂.
 

this just confirms how deluded they are to think they need two tiered stand and the corners filled in. 

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How would it look on a match day?

Oh, that is a match day....

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16 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

I've been told that Jamie McAllister has been sacked after he allegedly headbutted someone at the awards evening.

Seen the above on twitter, could be bollocks

 

I thought it was just minibuses they liked headbutting

see you Jimmy, 'crack'

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17 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

I've been told that Jamie McAllister has been sacked after he allegedly headbutted someone at the awards evening.

Seen the above on twitter, could be bollocks

 

I thought it was just minibuses they liked headbutting

Perhaps someone called him a ******* sh*thead.

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18 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

I've been told that Jamie McAllister has been sacked after he allegedly headbutted someone at the awards evening.

Seen the above on twitter, could be bollocks

 

I thought it was just minibuses they liked headbutting

Whilst I do not condone this type of behaviour in any way it seems extremely out of character for Mr McAllister to behave in such a fashion.

I can only presume that's what happens when an individual spends any length of time in the company of those morons.

Yet another reason to steer well clear. I know I will...👍

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On 25/04/2024 at 21:13, Red Army 75 said:

I've been told that Jamie McAllister has been sacked after he allegedly headbutted someone at the awards evening.

Seen the above on twitter, could be bollocks

 

I thought it was just minibuses they liked headbutting

Perhaps McAllister took offence at losing the  "Head-butt of the Year" Award to Chris Martin.

Why do you think he headbutted "Bollocks"? 

Any idea which unfortunate has that nickname?

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I watched the majority of the Fewers match this afternoon. 2-0, and they were lucky to get nil. Is it 14 players likely to leave in the summer? Monotone Matt has a huge rebuilding job on his hands, with question marks hanging over his ability, irrespective of a potential 25% cut in the playing budget. Things ain't looking that good.....

******* marvellous news!!! 😂😂😂

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I’m a bit confused?

Only last August they were wetting themselves over the best squad they’ve ever assembled with a certain promotion challenge to look forward to and today they finish the season 19 points behind the play offs and below the mighty Exeter again.

Did they get a massive points deduction or something?

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So, promotion chasing Bristol Rovers only finished 19 points outside the playoffs?……soooooo close! 
 

Wigan 2

Always giving it the ******* big’un 0

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3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I’m a bit confused?

Only last August they were wetting themselves over the best squad they’ve ever assembled with a certain promotion challenge to look forward to and today they finish the season 19 points behind the play offs and below the mighty Exeter again.

Did they get a massive points deduction or something?

Yea. On a match by match basis, deducted 3 points each time for being bell ends.

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2 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

If that was pushing for the playoffs, someone left the handbrake on, it was still in gear and very uphill.

The gift that yet again keeps on giving & giving & giving & giving 😂😂😂

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1 minute ago, redkev said:

The gift that yet again keeps on giving & giving & giving & giving 😂😂😂

But for continued mirth; do we have to wait until August, or will they muck up a transfer during the Summer months?

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3 minutes ago, 22A said:

But for continued mirth; do we have to wait until August, or will they muck up a transfer during the Summer months?

Let’s hope they chase ( can’t think of his name ) that Peterborough striker again and bulls that up again 😂😂

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10 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I’m a bit confused?

Only last August they were wetting themselves over the best squad they’ve ever assembled with a certain promotion challenge to look forward to and today they finish the season 19 points behind the play offs and below the mighty Exeter again.

Did they get a massive points deduction or something?

No, they are just f-cking 5hit, end of

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On 25/04/2024 at 23:23, Mayes86 said:

Ladies and gents I give you fans mock up of what they think could be built and they are creaming their pants in the comments.

a lot have mentioned it needs a corner added to join the incredible new south stand, another has claimed the thatchers end (which I believe to be their shed behind the goal) will be a two tiered stand with seating on top and safe standing on the bottom, I’m imagining that shitty old stand at griffin park 😂.
 

this just confirms how deluded they are to think they need two tiered stand and the corners filled in. 

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So that's someone's dream vision of the ground and it still looks f'ing shit! Six different stands, none of which match or join up.

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14 hours ago, JBFC II said:

We're now exactly 4 months on from this.

What exactly was that 'something' that was happening back in December? I must have missed it?

They were going to install their first flushable toilet. Sadly, the plumbing couldn't cope with all that sh1t.

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4 hours ago, fgrsimon said:

So that's someone's dream vision of the ground and it still looks f'ing shit! Six different stands, none of which match or join up.

They could drop the Bernabeu in there and it would still be crap with those tramps playing in it.

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16 hours ago, JBFC II said:

We're now exactly 4 months on from this.

What exactly was that 'something' that was happening back in December? I must have missed it?

Oh come on..! 

How can any of them not be overwhelmed by the excitement if winning 2 of their last 11 games.

Results aside, they can be even more excited about having scored an aggregate total of 4 (four) goals during those last 11 games.

If that isn't something to get the juices flowing with excitement, I don't know what is..!

There is "something special" happening. Goodnight Gasheads.!

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1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Rather than go for an open-top bus tour to celebrate the end of the season, they have decided to go for a simple plaque instead ...

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Babestation on again?

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1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Rather than go for an open-top bus tour to celebrate the end of the season, they have decided to go for a simple plaque instead ...

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I find it hard to believe that this is genuine, as there are no spelling errors!

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17 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

At Wigan yesterday,  a number were wearing clown outfits - and 776 of their supporters travelled from Bristol to see them wearing it. 

And ended up finishing five points behind their hosts in the table, despite them having eight deducted 🤦‍♂️ - massive club

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20 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Not a bad turn out for a small club 

Only the second lowest of the weekend in league one, 50 or so less than what Burton took to Fleetwood. About right for them tbh 

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This thread will now quietly slip down the pages until the next farce emerges.

With 18 players to replace what's the chances of the blue few signing another over the hill ex City has-been?

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44 minutes ago, myol'man said:

This thread will now quietly slip down the pages until the next farce emerges.

With 18 players to replace what's the chances of the blue few signing another over the hill ex City has-been?

I hear Gerry Sweeney has now retired from being a Postman and so should be available. 

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On 29/04/2024 at 17:01, RedLionLad said:

Am I right in thinking City women's last home game (on a Sunday evening and live on TV) had a bigger attendance than Rovers last home game, on a Saturday afternoon?

#tinpot

 

G*s ---- 8714

Girls --- 8749 

Good spot.

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5 hours ago, myol'man said:

This thread will now quietly slip down the pages until the next farce emerges.

With 18 players to replace what's the chances of the blue few signing another over the hill ex City has-been?

 

Tinnion?

 

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