alexukhc Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Smokey said: Random drug testing on Monday and he's ******. Do club officials count? He’s def on something, it’s like he’s been minesweeping in the Barley Mow Edited September 19, 2021 by alexukhc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossi the Robin Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Just had to have another look hahaha unbelievable Imagine if Richard Gould had come tearing out from nowhere on Saturday and done that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Rossi the Robin said: Just had to have another look hahaha unbelievable Imagine if Richard Gould had come tearing out from nowhere on Saturday and done that Never mind Richard, even Nigel doesn't like to take credit. He will applaud the fans briefly from a distance but prefers to let the players take the credit for a win. But he will take responsibility for a loss. Edited September 20, 2021 by chinapig 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Said it before but I would love to get Ipswich in the FA Cup just to take the piss out of Ashton for 90 minutes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 18/09/2021 at 18:18, Northern Red said: Sweet Jesus H Mary Christ mother of Moses what the hell was that? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_bristol Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) On 18/09/2021 at 18:18, Northern Red said: “Maybe if you just sit down” what a weirdo… Edited September 20, 2021 by luke_bristol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) On 18/09/2021 at 18:18, Northern Red said: I am eagerly awaiting memes of this, although it's going to be hard to top the original video of this idiot. If ever there was a case for a drug test, this is it. Edited September 20, 2021 by Bazooka Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 It is almost like he's just thought "Ah **** it, might as well go full Brent". As cringeworthy as he could be whilst he was here, he's definitely got worse since leaving. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 18/09/2021 at 18:18, Northern Red said: I could understand it if the end of the video was a shot of him running into the gents - just not sure why anybody would be filming it!! As has been said before - what a knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossi the Robin Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Are some of the crowd chanting who R ya? Probably sounds different to him though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 35 minutes ago, Taz said: I could understand it if the end of the video was a shot of him running into the gents - just not sure why anybody would be filming it!! As has been said before - what a knob. Read twice. Post once. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 What was he actually doing on the pitch? Does he sit on the bench? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, mozo said: What was he actually doing on the pitch? Does he sit on the bench? I think he did a Price is Right, come on down, arms flailing all the way from the directors area by the looks of it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 37 minutes ago, Gazred said: I think he did a Price is Right, come on down, arms flailing all the way from the directors area by the looks of it. Somebody with the skills needs to edit the video with this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 5 hours ago, One Team said: Said it before but I would love to get Ipswich in the FA Cup just to take the piss out of Ashton for 90 minutes! I bet he wouldn`t turn up, he`d make some excuse or other. After all, he surely must know. Mustn`t he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Zeppelin Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On a serious note, the chap really doesn't look right. Pumped with the adrenaline of his own ego...or some stronger stuff? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 15 minutes ago, Red Zeppelin said: On a serious note, the chap really doesn't look right. Pumped with the adrenaline of his own ego...or some stronger stuff? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Northern Red said: It is almost like he's just thought "Ah **** it, might as well go full Brent". As cringeworthy as he could be whilst he was here, he's definitely got worse since leaving. I thought the same. Imagine him doing that in front of the Dolman? The blokes got a screw loose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 27 minutes ago, Red Zeppelin said: On a serious note, the chap really doesn't look right. Pumped with the adrenaline of his own ego...or some stronger stuff? He's gone for the Tom Jones look which, ironically, is unusual. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland-sweden Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Nice song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Red Zeppelin said: On a serious note, the chap really doesn't look right. Pumped with the adrenaline of his own ego...or some stronger stuff? has he had botox? That forehead is 'kin' massive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said: has he had botox? That forehead is 'kin' massive! A receding hairline? He won`t like that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 19/09/2021 at 19:56, Fordy62 said: Good question. I like Paul Cook. Obviously dislike Ashton and I’m not LJ’s biggest fan. So I genuinely don’t know! could you please start your first post after 7pm with "Evening All" and maybe bend your legs slightly as you type it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrick's Marvels Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) Sod the rattan chairs, he should've done this the day he announced Dean Holden, in an empty stadium. Unt C. Edited September 20, 2021 by Merrick's Marvels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedorDead BCFC Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Imagine if they won by more than one goal. He would go full on crowd surfing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, RedorDead BCFC said: Imagine if they won by more than one goal. He would go full on crowd surfing Full windmill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 17 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: A receding hairline? He won`t like that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Red Zeppelin said: On a serious note, the chap really doesn't look right. Pumped with the adrenaline of his own ego...or some stronger stuff? Power wink face. Edited September 20, 2021 by The Original OTIB Swear police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Original OTIB said: Power wink face. poorwankface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 24 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said: Always good to see Nick Cave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coppello Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 In the latest instalment of nepotism by Mark Ashton, he’s appointed his son Jacob as First Team Recruitment Analyst at Ipswich. Not a bad contact to have that’s for sure! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Club and Country Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Just now, Coppello said: In the latest instalment of nepotism by Mark Ashton, he’s appointed his son Jacob as First Team Recruitment Analyst at Ipswich. Not a bad contact to have that’s for sure! Hahah has he actually? my god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Coppello said: In the latest instalment of nepotism by Mark Ashton, he’s appointed his son Jacob as First Team Recruitment Analyst at Ipswich. Not a bad contact to have that’s for sure! **** Me. No way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, Coppello said: In the latest instalment of nepotism by Mark Ashton, he’s appointed his son Jacob as First Team Recruitment Analyst at Ipswich. Not a bad contact to have that’s for sure! Now now, I'm sure there was a rigorous process and he happened to be the standout candidate. And a good human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 29 minutes ago, Coppello said: In the latest instalment of nepotism by Mark Ashton, he’s appointed his son Jacob as First Team Recruitment Analyst at Ipswich. Not a bad contact to have that’s for sure! Where did you see this? I can’t find anything about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 The more I watch the video the more I am staggered by his self importance. Is the man deranged? I wonder if if woke up on Sunday looked at video and thought, oh sh-t what have I done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Lew-T said: I thought the same. Imagine him doing that in front of the Dolman? The blokes got a screw loose. The Dolman. Minutes after full time? There'd be no-one left in the stand to high five! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/ipswich-town/itfc-ceo-mark-ashton-on-scouting-and-recruitment-8288248 The Ego has landed....... “The guys who are working with me, Paul (Cook) included, are getting used to how I work. I'm systematic. I like to be considered in my judgements and I like us to work professionally." And one for you Brent fans out there.... “That’s fine. We are where we are right now. We’ll build the aeroplane while we’re in flight, as someone once said." 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/ipswich-town/itfc-ceo-mark-ashton-on-scouting-and-recruitment-8288248 The Ego has landed....... “The guys who are working with me, Paul (Cook) included, are getting used to how I work. I'm systematic. I like to be considered in my judgements and I like us to work professionally." And one for you Brent fans out there.... “That’s fine. We are where we are right now. We’ll build the aeroplane while we’re in flight, as someone once said." He's also Hydromatic. Why, he's Greased Lightning!!... Edited September 21, 2021 by glynriley 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, glynriley said: He's also Hydromatic. Why, he's Greased Lightning!!... He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: “That’s fine. We are where we are right now. We’ll build the aeroplane while we’re in flight plummeting to the ground, as someone once said." 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 19/09/2021 at 17:40, glynriley said: He's obviously been very busy at Ipswich, looks like he's let his subscription for Grecian 2000 lapse... W***** 13 minutes ago, Davefevs said: He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! I made thet very point a couple of days ago...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, glynriley said: I made thet very point a couple of days ago...!! And me on twitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Davefevs said: And me on twitter. He's obviously switched to Just For Men. Although I'm sure he puts his thumb over the N when he's using it...!! Edited September 21, 2021 by glynriley 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Original OTIB Posted September 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Davefevs said: He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! Gone Swiss Toni ... Winning 1 nil away at Lincoln, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ... 3 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 55 minutes ago, The Original OTIB said: Gone Swiss Toni ... Winning 1 nil away at Lincoln, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ... somebody please attach this to their tweet Edited September 21, 2021 by exAtyeoMax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, exAtyeoMax said: somebody please attach this to their tweet The lettering is already an anagram of Ipswichs Town 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedorDead BCFC Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 19 hours ago, Red Rag said: The more I watch the video the more I am staggered by his self importance. Is the man deranged? I wonder if if woke up on Sunday looked at video and thought, oh sh-t what have I done. He’s probably looking at CCTV clips to see which fans didn’t reach him so he can catch them next time. Just so they can say “I’m never washing this hand again” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, Davefevs said: He’s no longer Grecian 2000 judging by Saturday! It's Mark Ashton, you mean Excretion 2000 surely. #fullOfIt Edited September 21, 2021 by 1960maaan 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Question is, why would anyone film this pompous buffoon parading in front of the fans like he'd scored the winning goal? Ashton has obviously had this cameraman primed ready, to film him going bananas like a demented banshee, the start of the season. But unfortunately for him, until this Lincoln game, Ipswich simply couldn't win. Well, he's finally managed to get himself centre-stage and in the spotlight. I bet he's made all his family and friends watch the video over and over again. Let's see what happens when Ipswich revert back to imploding. Their next opponents are Sheffield Wednesday. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 18 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: Question is, why would anyone film this pompous buffoon parading in front of the fans like he'd scored the winning goal. He probably wants to shore up the support of the owners. This is how he imagines gullible Americans like to see proof of success. A bit like when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on that sofa, this sort of exhibitionism might just elicit derision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, RedZepperin said: He probably wants to shore up the support of the owners. This is how he imagines gullible Americans like to see proof of success. A bit like when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on that sofa, this sort of exhibitionism might just elicit derision. Probably more like this. Remember the publicity we got after the Man Utd win? Remember Johnson swinging the ballboy around in celebration? Fan interaction - got a lot of positive press from that. Who was also here at the same time? MA probably thinks he can do something like this, and get just as much press attention from it. Has it worked? I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else other than here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Taz said: Probably more like this. Remember the publicity we got after the Man Utd win? Remember Johnson swinging the ballboy around in celebration? Fan interaction - got a lot of positive press from that. Who was also here at the same time? MA probably thinks he can do something like this, and get just as much press attention from it. Has it worked? I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else other than here... LJ's celebration was clearly spur of the moment, it showed a human side and it turned out there was a nice back story for the press to get their teeth into. That spontaneity is completely opposite to this clearly prepared "moment" that just "happened" to get captured on an iPhone or whatever. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniro Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 hours ago, RedZepperin said: He probably wants to shore up the support of the owners. This is how he imagines gullible Americans like to see proof of success. A bit like when Tom Cruise jumped up and down on that sofa, this sort of exhibitionism might just elicit derision. I hadn't thought of that. He probably just had a really bad 3 month appraisal from HR in the US and got told that his key area for improvement was in Customer Services. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: LJ's celebration was clearly spur of the moment, it showed a human side and it turned out there was a nice back story for the press to get their teeth into. That spontaneity is completely opposite to this clearly prepared "moment" that just "happened" to get captured on an iPhone or whatever. Absolutely. Knowing Ashton as we do though, he'dprobably try spinning that this was a "spur of the moment" as well. Whilst ignoring the fact that it was clearly organised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 LJ celebrating a last minute winner against one of the biggest clubs in the world. Ashton celebrating a lucky one nil'er against Lincoln bloody City to drag them out of the third division relegation zone 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebounder Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Taz said: Probably more like this. Remember the publicity we got after the Man Utd win? Remember Johnson swinging the ballboy around in celebration? Fan interaction - got a lot of positive press from that. Who was also here at the same time? MA probably thinks he can do something like this, and get just as much press attention from it. Has it worked? I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else other than here... I'd say it's more akin to Holden doing a photoshoot down The Lions. Not anywhere near as bad as Ashton, but very much staged and trying to show he was one of us compared to the previous manager. Nothing against Holden though. Quite possible that Ashton was the one who suggested it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 47 minutes ago, Rebounder said: I'd say it's more akin to Holden doing a photoshoot down The Lions. Not anywhere near as bad as Ashton, but very much staged and trying to show he was one of us compared to the previous manager. Nothing against Holden though. Quite possible that Ashton was the one who suggested it. More like if O'Driscoll had ran off down the touchline after this win which also took us out of L1 relegation zone Bristol City 2-0 Crawley Town - BBC Sport B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Not seen any videos of Mark Ashton running around the pitch , taking congratulations after their late equaliser. Not sure if it's because they haven't won a home game or ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Back in the relegation zone? Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Just now, cidercity1987 said: Back in the relegation zone? Happy days Took a “cheating” goal to get the equaliser too. Would love to know what comms there were between keeper and defender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 8 hours ago, Davefevs said: Took a “cheating” goal to get the equaliser too. Would love to know what comms there were between keeper and defender. Defender (Right Back) seems to have pointed behind Peacock-Farrell rather than screaming at him "he's behind you" pantomime style. However, how unprofessional is it of an International Goalkeeper not to have a quick look behind him before putting the ball on the floor. It's standard Goalkeeping practice at all levels these days. Players will accept genuine mistakes such as handling errors from Goalkeepers all day long like the Bentley error against Luton and the QPR lad against West Brom (it happens) but that type of concentration lapse will boil their piss when they've worked bloody hard for 89 minutes to get a 1-0 lead and are managing the game to a conclusion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FNQ Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 21 hours ago, Davefevs said: Took a “cheating” goal to get the equaliser too. Would love to know what comms there were between keeper and defender. The comm’s before or after the goal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 U23s are away at Ipswich this afternoon. Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” should they sneak a late equaliser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... Edited September 27, 2021 by Son of Fred 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... “Let me be clear. An opportunity arose that was good for my nuts, and I’ll always put the interests of these gonads first. My clangers have now got exactly what they’ve needed and asked for, and it’s up to them to perform” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... When their late equaliser went in, did MA go all Del Boy and shout “Bonne de douche” ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Silvio Dante said: U23s are away at Ipswich this afternoon. Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” should they sneak a late equaliser 56 minutes ago, Son of Fred said: Pick up a 'Femme de la nuit ???...... Too quick SoF: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238017/Premier-League-manager-caught-visiting-prostitutes-brothel.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Silvio Dante said: U23s are away at Ipswich this afternoon. Wonder if Ashtons ready to go all “David Pleat” should they sneak a late equaliser I'm hoping for a full knee slide, anything less… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 I`m sure he`ll speak to all our players and tell them that they are only where they are today because of his management skills and he hopes they are not too upset he`s not there to mentor them any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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