Davefevs Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyClapper Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin I’m going for bin 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin The statistician has a midlife crisis and tries to branch out into spitting lyrics. It didn’t go well! 17 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 This is a cue for ...... Robbored says no 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westonred Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Woah Robbie Robbie, Robbie Robbie Robbie Robbie Atkinson... Repeat often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 Peaps In A PodCast Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Here’s to you Robbie Atkinson, City loves you more than you will know, oh oh oh, please stick around robbie atkinson, … that’s all ive got… (Mrs Robinson tune) 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCGav Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (edited) He could have Eliasson’s old one. So here’s to you, Robert Atkinson, city loves you more than you will knoooooow Edit: clearly great minds think alike @3peapsinapodcast Edited September 26, 2021 by BCFCGav 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 Need something new, not a rehash…..come on people, where’s your originality, cuh!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, BCFCGav said: He could have Eliasson’s old one. So here’s to you, Robert Atkinson, city loves you more than you will knoooooow Edit: clearly great minds think alike @3peapsinapodcast No point composing a song on here - we never hear them at AG. The ‘signing section’ is in the wrong part of the stadium to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (edited) Atkinson Atkinson he came from Oxford Atkinson Atkinson he likes to get forward Hes good in the Air Hes got Brown hair Atkinson Atkinson Atkinson Robin hood tune . Goodnight Edited September 26, 2021 by Red Army 75 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedNachos Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (edited) 14 minutes ago, 3 Peaps In A PodCast said: Here’s to you Robbie Atkinson, City loves you more than you will know, oh oh oh, please stick around robbie atkinson, … that’s all ive got… (Mrs Robinson tune) Here’s to you Robert Atkinson, City loves you more than you will know, oh oh oh, please stick around robbie atkinson, Don't leave us for Brighton, please don't go, oh oh oh Edited September 26, 2021 by RedNachos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 11 minutes ago, Robbored said: No point composing a song on here - we never hear them at AG. The ‘signing section’ is in the wrong part of the stadium to start with. There's a gag about the Dolman PA system in there somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Need something new, not a rehash…..come on people, where’s your originality, cuh!! Worked well for Sammie didn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 46 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin Are you alright, mate? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, BCFCGav said: He could have Eliasson’s old one. So here’s to you, Robert Atkinson, city loves you more than you will knoooooow Edit: clearly great minds think alike @3peapsinapodcast Hordors song wasn't it? As for Daves effort, I thought my largish Nige effort a couple of weeks ago was bad but it was up there with 'Tchaikovsky' in comparison! Sorry Fevs, that would be the campest football chant ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 26, 2021 Author Share Posted September 26, 2021 Hate you all. 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, 3 Peaps In A PodCast said: Here’s to you Robbie Atkinson, City loves you more than you will know, oh oh oh, please stick around robbie atkinson, … that’s all ive got… (Mrs Robinson tune) Any players surname ends in ‘son’ gets the pleasure of this dirge then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahanshahan Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (To the tune of "Bob The Builder" theme. Apologies for not being better...) Rob At-kinson Can he score it? Rob At-kinson Yes he can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin Fair play Dave. Drinking that much on a Sunday night. I hope tomorrow is gentle on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin Anything but that awful Magnússon / Eliasson song !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, shahanshahan said: (To the tune of "Bob The Builder" theme. Apologies for not being better...) Rob At-kinson Can he score it? Rob At-kinson Yes he can! Might be better for a striker than a defender who has only scored two goals in his professional career. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 How about resurrecting the old Cider submarine song mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Red Army 75 said: Atkinson Atkinson he came from Oxford Atkinson Atkinson he likes to get forward Hes good in the Air Hes got Brown hair Atkinson Atkinson Atkinson Robin hood tune . Goodnight Quality !! Especially the “he”s got brown hair” line. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahanshahan Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 14 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: Might be better for a striker than a defender who has only scored two goals in his professional career. Change "score" to something more defender-related and we have a deal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Billy Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Where he came from is a mystery Never saw him in a ground or watched him on tv but he’s the one who drives the fans beserk cause now we have a defence that works rob atkinson Na Na Na Na na (only fools and horses) 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Billy Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Or “Kalas at the back with Atkinson works” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HuddersfieldRed Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Saw a variation of this but it was worded a little clunkily so reworked it a bit. To heaven is a place on earth "Steve Lansdown do you know what it's worth Robert Atkinson's the best on earth Our new defender, he's just what we need Taking city to the premier league" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 17 hours ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin I can't wait for "Ma Baker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 17 hours ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin Dave, do you have a stats spreadsheet and some bar charts to explain your unexpected foray into song-writing? God loves a trier (as do the Bristol Bears). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 27, 2021 Author Share Posted September 27, 2021 41 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Dave, do you have a stats spreadsheet and some bar charts to explain your unexpected foray into song-writing? God loves a trier (as do the Bristol Bears). This ones called “progress under Nige” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 58 minutes ago, Davefevs said: This ones called “progress under Nige” Was that written by Clef Twentyman? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorenzos Only Goal Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 19 hours ago, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin Don't be so sure. "Rob, Rob he's got a big nob..........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Not Mr Bean. Not Mr Bean. He is the meanest centre half you've ever seen. Not Mr Bean. Not Mr Bean. Rob Atkinson, is not Mr Bean. Sung to the tune of Shaun the Sheep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 I love all this making up crap songs on line.... Almost as good as transfer suggestions.... How about Rob Rob Rob Rob etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardy Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 How about a song for Kalas after 3 years?? Even ‘There’s only one Tomas Kalas’ is better than what we have now as far as I am aware. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 26/09/2021 at 21:50, BCFCGav said: He could have Eliasson’s old one. So here’s to you, Robert Atkinson, city loves you more than you will knoooooow Edit: clearly great minds think alike @3peapsinapodcast Wasn’t that Magnússon’s song?! Did we really sing that for Niclas? I must have been away with the fairies ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 27, 2021 Author Share Posted September 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Cardy said: How about a song for Kalas after 3 years?? Even ‘There’s only one Tomas Kalas’ is better than what we have now as far as I am aware. Smokey….who the eff is Kalas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Davefevs said: Smokey….who the eff is Kalas Smokie, in fact , as they were obliged to change their name due to some form of legal threat from Smokey Robinson, he of 'The Tears of a Clown' fame, with his Miracles. I first heard the 'Who the F' version back in the mid-90s being sung by the Austrian, DJ Otzi, he of Hey Baby fame, and just assumed his was the original version. It was only some years later that I discovered the original was actually by a 'manufactured' Dutch group called Gompie, named after a café - the Chubby Brown and Smokie version was actualy released some time later. Some useless trivia for you. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 On 26/09/2021 at 23:10, The Gasbuster said: Quality !! Especially the “he”s got brown hair” line. Can we work in "although it's arguably blonde, and there's a hint of ginge about it" somehow? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 How about: Rob Atkinson, Rob Atkinson He came from the Third Division One day he might be very good But at the moment he’s still got a lot to learn …I haven’t come up with a tune yet though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gifford2 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 On 26/09/2021 at 21:26, Davefevs said: Got to be something to link into Bony M’s Rasputin: Rob Rob Atkinson Nigel Pearson’s first sign-ing He’s a lad that can really play Rob Rob Atkinson He’s Built like a huge machine When he dribbles forward no-one gets in his way I’m sure others can do better, or consign this thread to the bin I think the Rob Rob Atkinson part works really well and has been stuck in my head since I read this. Not a fan of the rest though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Gifford2 said: I think the Rob Rob Atkinson part works really well and has been stuck in my head since I read this. Not a fan of the rest though! Probably best to keep it simple and stick to La las.... Rob Rob Atkinson La la la la la Rob Rob Atkinson Laaaa la la la la la Rob Rob Atkinson La la la la la He looks like MacDonald in his pomp, pomp pomp! Edited September 28, 2021 by CiderJar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 I want something that has the fans shouting MR ATKINSON in a Matrix stylee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 28, 2021 Author Share Posted September 28, 2021 2 hours ago, The Dolman Pragmatist said: How about: Rob Atkinson, Rob Atkinson He came from the Third Division One day he might be very good But at the moment he’s still got a lot to learn …I haven’t come up with a tune yet though. Are you really Bernie Taupin? You just need Reg Dwight and I can see a big career in music kicking off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 To the tune of Aga Do… At kin son son son Best defender in the league Atkin son son son From the old division 3 He plays left he plays right Jumps up and down for my City At kin son son son is the only one for me 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 56 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Are you really Bernie Taupin? You just need Reg Dwight and I can see a big career in music kicking off. More like Bernie Tarpaulin , well he seems to have that song covered..... Sorry, I'll be going now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 Maybe we should look to the Barmy Army, get them to try writing some. Otherwise we could rip off the Mitchell Johnson one. He plays with his left, He plays with his right, Big Rob Atkinson, Makes your forwards look shite. Nathan Baker would be an easy... Six foot 2, eyes of blue, Nathan Bakers' after you lalalalalalalalala Toamas Kalas ? Oh Tomas Kalas's magic, He wears a City hat, And if you throw a brick at him, He’ll head the ****** back, He’ll head it to the left, He’ll head it to the right, And when we win the Championshipp, We’ll sing this song all night! Yeah OK, I'm bored , so? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 (edited) He's funnier than Rowan, he's not racist like Ron, Rob Atkinson, Rob Atkinson..... Edited September 28, 2021 by B1ackbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 17 hours ago, Cardy said: How about a song for Kalas after 3 years?? Even ‘There’s only one Tomas Kalas’ is better than what we have now as far as I am aware. Said it a while ago but I think Mo Salah’s song for Liverpool would suit TK… Tom Kalas! Tom Kalas!….. Charging in the air…. Kalaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss he’s got slick back hair….. Song - Sit down. Wording could be better of course but I’ve just made that up for example! The tune would suit his name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of his pie crust Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 19 hours ago, Cardy said: How about a song for Kalas after 3 years?? Even ‘There’s only one Tomas Kalas’ is better than what we have now as far as I am aware. There must be a way to use town called malice for TK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted September 28, 2021 Author Share Posted September 28, 2021 55 minutes ago, Out of his pie crust said: There must be a way to use town called malice for TK I did that suggestion a while ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of his pie crust Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Davefevs said: I did that suggestion a while ago. Sorry fevs. Must keep up. But you know, great minds n all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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