Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. Disgusting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 A bloke who calls himself Chicken George has the entire contents of a chicken meal lobbed all over his motor. What are the chances? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. Disgusting From another angle I think you can see the culprit in the reflection...... Oh my god, It was Peter Gabriel !!! 2 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: A bloke who calls himself Chicken George has the entire contents of a chicken meal lobbed all over his motor. What are the chances? Thought it was a wind up new poster until seen has 200+ posts So now decided must have a stalker who has tracked him down and cried fowl for talking turkey 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: From another angle I think you can see the culprit in the reflection...... Oh my god, It was Peter Gabriel !!! Pete's response.... So? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityloyal473 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Abraham Romanovich said: If you informed the police would they send the flying squad. Asking for a friend Or the frying squad. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 23 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: From another angle I think you can see the culprit in the reflection...... Oh my god, It was Peter Gabriel !!! Your taste in humor is im-peck-able. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 34 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: A bloke who calls himself Chicken George has the entire contents of a chicken meal lobbed all over his motor. What are the chances? At least he isn't called Cesspit Sam 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, Norn Iron said: Pete's response.... So? In your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 I 42 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. Disgusting i don’t know what your moaning about mate, I had some belter leave a couple of foot longs on my windscreen…… 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 It’s been bucketing down in more ways than one. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, BigTone said: At least he isn't called Cesspit Sam yeukk, how many geoff capes would it take to empty one of them??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 minute ago, redsquirrel said: yeukk, how many geoff capes would it take to empty one of them??? A shit load probably 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just trying to think of other poultry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, BigTone said: A shit load probably what would you use to clean up after Tone, wet wipes,andrex or the screen wash and wipers? with the windows shut obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 16 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: what would you use to clean up after Tone, wet wipes,andrex or the screen wash and wipers? with the windows shut obviously Karcher pressure washer me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Alligator Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Obviously a QPR fan. From Hendon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevedon Red Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 About time we had a new thread added to the classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 At the car wash, yeah The perp is now relieved of a wash, so just an apology and the £6.50 wash & dry cost will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 I can see clearly now, the chickens gone 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Vorsprung Durch Chicknik 2 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underhanded Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Is this the start of another of Jaoquin Phoenix's 'projects'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Maybe Basil Brush was in the area and fancied dining on your bonnet & windscreen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elruliri Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Shaun Taylor said: Maybe Basil Brush was in the area and fancied dining on your bonnet & windscreen! Boom Boom it was Jamie McCombe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Or perhaps it was meant to be this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Jesus...as if conceding a last minute goal wasn't enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Every era needs a hero. In 2004 it was @Never to the dark side flying to Newcastle and back in a day just because he thought he could. Heading into 2022 a new generation will come to cherish @Chicken Georgeposting photos live from a car wash because someone dropped a Miss Millies on his Audi. We are truly blessed by this nonsense. Onwards OTIB into January, I've just been told by a mate of a mate of a mate that Eddie Nketiah wants more playing time and is available for loan. 5 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Olé said: Every era needs a hero. In 2004 it was @Never to the dark side flying to Newcastle and back in a day just because he thought he could. Heading into 2022 a new generation will come to cherish @Chicken Georgeposting photos live from a car wash because someone dropped a Miss Millies on his Audi. We are truly blessed by this nonsense. Onwards OTIB into January, I've just been told by a mate of a mate of a mate that Eddie Nketiah wants more playing time and is available for loan. More chance of signing Eddie the Eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elruliri Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, richyy66 said: More chance of signing Eddie the Eagle. The Eagle has landed, I mean chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 37 minutes ago, Olé said: Every era needs a hero. In 2004 it was @Never to the dark side flying to Newcastle and back in a day just because he thought he could. Heading into 2022 a new generation will come to cherish @Chicken Georgeposting photos live from a car wash because someone dropped a Miss Millies on his Audi. We are truly blessed by this nonsense. Onwards OTIB into January, I've just been told by a mate of a mate of a mate that Eddie Nketiah wants more playing time and is available for loan. Nketiah, tell me whats wrong Do you want to start on Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 This sounds like a case for Super Chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 hours ago, RedLionLad said: It might help if you joined in with the humour running through this thread instead of being the odd one out Cock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just now, Agard Days Night said: Cock Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. You’re making yourself look guilty. Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, Agard Days Night said: Cock If I wanted you to describe yourself, I would have asked. Stop being offended on behalf of others. Life is too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 22 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. You’re making yourself look guilty. Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. 4 pages of fun and we have Mr Serious sat there in his high chair… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaning To One Side Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 33 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. You’re making yourself look guilty. Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. In the immortal words of Delia Smith, “LETS BE AVIN YOU” Has the perpetrator got the giblets to out themself and confess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, richyy66 said: Jesus...as if conceding a last minute goal wasn't enough. No point in spitting feathers Edited December 31, 2021 by PhilC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 2 hours ago, RedLionLad said: If I wanted you to describe yourself, I would have asked. Stop being offended on behalf of others. Life is too short. I think you’ve missed the point here my love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: I think you’ve missed the point here my love The point of the thread was to have a bit of laugh. Everyone bar you gets the ‘point’. Happy New Year ya numpty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 8 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: Cock Or hen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusX Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 I’d say the culprit needs to sleep with one eye open hey? @Chicken George 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 This bloke was spotted by KFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redstart Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 I assume Andy King forgot to mention this episode of chicken rage in his apology 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laner Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Chicken George said: Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. Why the full amount if only the windscreen was dirty? Hope you're not trying to feather your nest?!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Gakoe said: Or hen? It’s 2022, can we please stop assuming it’s gender !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Laner said: Why the full amount if only the windscreen was dirty? Hope you're not trying to feather your nest?!! I’d only washed the car last week, on the 22nd, so it didn’t need another one. Thus it’s an outlay I wouldn’t have had to make. Although in fairness, I usually go for Wash 3 at £4.50 but I thought since someone else will have to cough up I went for Wash 5 with the extra wheel wash and wax protection. If the perp comes forward with a sincere apology, I guess I’ll reduce the cost to the normal £4.50. But that’s conditional, on the level of sincerity displayed. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Chicken George said: I’d only washed the car last week, on the 22nd, so it didn’t need another one. Thus it’s an outlay I wouldn’t have had to make. Although in fairness, I usually go for Wash 3 at £4.50 but I thought since someone else will have to cough up I went for Wash 5 with the extra wheel wash and wax protection. If the perp comes forward with a sincere apology, I guess I’ll reduce the cost to the normal £4.50. But that’s conditional, on the level of sincerity displayed. Sounds like a cock & bull story to me! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 (edited) New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. Edited January 1, 2022 by Chicken George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC RISK77 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, Chicken George said: New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. A5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 18 minutes ago, MC RISK77 said: A5? Nah, it’s a B road 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd socks Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 The way you are driving the car. It looks like the wishbone has gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Chicken George said: New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. I`m just waiting for a pheasant to fly out and splatter itself on your windscreen. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Chicken George said: New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. Don’t get caught taking photos at that speed - you’ll be up in front of the beak! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Nice radio station choice… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 39 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Nice radio station choice… Pretty much Dua Lipa & Ava Max most of the day. Decent to be fair. 1 hour ago, GreedyHarry said: Don’t get caught taking photos at that speed - you’ll be up in front of the beak! Speed limit is 60 along there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Pretty much Dua Lipa & Ava Max most of the day. Decent to be fair. Speed limit is 60 along there. Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all. https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all. https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law Two frames later you would see another car coming in the opposite direction and neither he or @Chicken Georgewould give way. They were playing chicken. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all. https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law Oh I see. no, I didn’t have the camera in my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Oh I see. no, I didn’t have the camera in my hand Go pro maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 gaffer taped to forehead? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I`m just waiting for a pheasant to fly out and splatter itself on your windscreen. And then him to start moaning about pheasant on his car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 This is all the weirdest shit I've seen on here. And we're not even including the darkside's threads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, AppyDAZE said: This is all the weirdest shit I've seen on here. And we're not even including the darkside's threads. Was it you? You sound guilty. Have you got £4.50? Or £6.50 without sincerity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Was it you? You sound guilty. Have you got £4.50? Or £6.50 without sincerity? I'd never waste one single morsel of a KFC. I love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Will you be parking in the same spot tomorrow? Only, if the game is anything like some of the recent encounters against Millwall it might be better entertainment watching your parking wars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: I'd never waste one single morsel of a KFC. I love it. im a little disappointed fordy hasnt taken on the case,as far as i can tell,it hasnt even been established what was in the food bin. was it chicken,was it turkey, or goose even was mentioned,, only thing ive determined is it wasnt gas. theyd have kept the foodstuff and just dumped the bin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted January 1, 2022 Author Share Posted January 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, ralphindevon said: Will you be parking in the same spot tomorrow? Only, if the game is anything like some of the recent encounters against Millwall it might be better entertainment watching your parking wars. Are there parking restrictions on Sundays in the area? Opens up more opportunities. Otherwise I might have to scout about the ginnels again. More importantly - are there any chicken joints in the area open on Sundays? I’ve bought one of these now - just in case the bone-dumper is still at large. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 is that an audi under there or just a (chicken) stock photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Are there parking restrictions on Sundays in the area? Opens up more opportunities. Otherwise I might have to scout about the ginnels again. More importantly - are there any chicken joints in the area open on Sundays? I’ve bought one of these now - just in case the bone-dumper is still at large. Good question re the parking restrictions, I think there are fewer in Sundays, don't know for sure but I'd like to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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