readie14 Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 At least its a week after we play them! 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 always been an odd lot...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Does that mean Lee Bowyer will throw on Troy Deeney! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Shame David and Jacqueline Gold aren't still involved with the Blues.... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 40 minutes ago, BanburyRed said: Shame David and Jacqueline Gold aren't still involved with the Blues.... Imagine the sales! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 20 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Imagine the sales! Are dildoes cheaper in the sales? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Thing is here, can you imagine the Brummies in the sex shops? ”Alroite, I’d loike your biggest dildo bab” ”No problem babby, is it for some hard anoil” ”Nah babs, that’d be bostin but it’s to lob on the pitch at the blooows” ”You’re a louying bastard babs, but I’ll sell you it and when you use it you’ll be blartin” ”Alroite, I’ll have it. G’d bye t’Jane” Methinks it’s a way for the adult shops in small Heath to increase sales… 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 The Fewers will get upset when they find out that Championship ready sprinklers have been replaced by Championship ready squirters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Davefevs said: Does that mean Lee Bowyer will throw on Troy Deeney! You really aren’t a Deeney fan are you?! Remember you saying he’d fail at Birmingham cos ‘his legs have gone’ - this season Chris Martin 34 league games, 9 goals, - Nahki Wells 24 league games, 2 goals - Antoine Semenyo 17 league games, 6 goals - Troy Deeney 18 league games, 4 of those as a sub, 4 goals - given the goals to games ratios that’s an awful lot of ‘legs that have gone’ ... TD is still a very capable Championship striker ... Edited February 27, 2022 by BS4 on Tour... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocking Red Cyril Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 2 hours ago, BanburyRed said: Shame David and Jacqueline Gold aren't still involved with the Blues.... Why not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never to the dark side Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Not sure how you would get them "in" to the ground. Are they thinking of blow up ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Local women will be dribbling in the stands. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waconda Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 7 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said: You really aren’t a Deeney fan are you?! Remember you saying he’d fail at Birmingham cos ‘his legs have gone’ - this season Chris Martin 34 league games, 9 goals, - Nahki Wells 24 league games, 2 goals - Antoine Semenyo 17 league games, 6 goals - Troy Deeney 18 league games, 4 of those as a sub, 4 goals - given the goals to games ratios that’s an awful lot of ‘legs that have gone’ ... TD is still a very capable Championship striker ... Stats can be "skewed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saturday Boy Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, VT05763 said: Stats can be "skewed" Reminds me of the old joke about Jordan - can I buy that big red dildo? No, that's the fire extinguisher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 3 hours ago, VT05763 said: Stats can be "skewed" Results / Summaries of stats can be skewed! @BS4 on Tour...Personal opinion, Deeney’s legs looked like they’d gone at Watford last season. This season he’s not quite as slow as he looked last season. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Simpson Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 12 hours ago, Davefevs said: Imagine the sales! I would imagine a few of the less confident ladies, maybe waiting for 50% off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 This buggers belief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 What are they protesting? Is it the lack of a massage parlour amongst the outlets at the ground? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Will make a change from the usual cocks up on the pitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Slightly off topic; what was all that nonsense at the weekend about calling themselves "Small Heath Alliance", just for the one game ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, Masala said: Reminds me of the old joke about Jordan - can I buy that big red dildo? No, that's the fire extinguisher. Don’t give up the day job M . Edited February 28, 2022 by Major Isewater 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 15 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said: Are dildoes cheaper in the sales? Ask my wife 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Sleepy1968 said: This buggers belief. Makes your eyes go red thinking about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 17 hours ago, readie14 said: At least its a week after we play them! A lot of people have said that Birmingham City can go **** themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 6 hours ago, Masala said: Reminds me of the old joke about Jordan - can I buy that big red dildo? No, that's the fire extinguisher. The 'joke' was made many years earlier in one of Tom Sharpe's Blott novels, when the lady in question mistook a thermos flask. Does anybody on here remember the wonderful Tom Sharpe novels? Did anybody actually read them? My apologies if, once again, I have derailed the thread. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 37 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: The 'joke' was made many years earlier in one of Tom Sharpe's Blott novels, when the lady in question mistook a thermos flask. Does anybody on here remember the wonderful Tom Sharpe novels? Did anybody actually read them? My apologies if, once again, I have derailed the thread. I remember the book covers being a bit racy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Popodopolous Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) Jokes aside and it is an odd protest but context to this here is that there have been protests for a while, tennis ball protests for 2-3 home games in throwing tennis balls on the pitch. They're very much against their owners. Edited February 28, 2022 by Mr Popodopolous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, PHILINFRANCE said: The 'joke' was made many years earlier in one of Tom Sharpe's Blott novels, when the lady in question mistook a thermos flask. Does anybody on here remember the wonderful Tom Sharpe novels? Did anybody actually read them? My apologies if, once again, I have derailed the thread. I've definately read something he's written come to think of it, but it would have been 40 odd years ago (maybe the first Wilt book?). I'm sure I watched Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith in the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 18 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said: Are dildoes cheaper in the sales? 2nd hand ones available on Ebay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 4 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: Slightly off topic; what was all that nonsense at the weekend about calling themselves "Small Heath Alliance", just for the one game ? New series of Peaky Blinders wasn’t it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 20 hours ago, readie14 said: At least its a week after we play them! Bloody hell, the stewards will be earning their money that day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Soldier Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Batteries not included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, myol'man said: 2nd hand ones available on Ebay One previous own but still in good condition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, RedM said: Bloody hell, the stewards will be earning their money that day! Hmmm. I wonder how many parents (Mums) will be encouraging their children to run on to the pitch to grab a nice big shirt . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 My Exocet Super Charged Polaris Rib Tickler cost me £69.00.............I'll be phecked if i'm gonna throw that on the pitch for some Steward to pick up, and take home for his sex slave? Am I being selfish? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 I guess playing 4th fiddle to Wolves, Villa and West Brom can play with your mental state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 23 hours ago, readie14 said: At least its a week after we play them! What a bunch of W4nkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Davefevs said: Results / Summaries of stats can be skewed! @BS4 on Tour...Personal opinion, Deeney’s legs looked like they’d gone at Watford last season. This season he’s not quite as slow as he looked last season. Fair play Dave - I suppose he could have got a bit stale at the Hornets and signing for the club he supports has probably galvanised him and given him a new lease of life - adrenaline can do amazing things! Have you come down from cloud 9 yet after the ‘pool league cup victory?! Edited February 28, 2022 by BS4 on Tour... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 42 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: I guess playing 4th fiddle to Wolves, Villa and West Brom can play with your mental state. Fiddle is very apt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN WILSON Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, maxjak said: My Exocet Super Charged Polaris Rib Tickler cost me £69.00.............I'll be phecked if i'm gonna throw that on the pitch for some Steward to pick up, and take home for his sex slave? Am I being selfish? I found my '240 Volt Fist Master Mark 3' 2nd hand on EBay for £ 7.99 (Inl P&P) BARGAIN ! " I'm Picking Up Good Vibrations " 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 1 hour ago, maxjak said: My Exocet Super Charged Polaris Rib Tickler cost me £69.00.............I'll be phecked if i'm gonna throw that on the pitch for some Steward to pick up, and take home for his sex slave? Am I being selfish? No, but as far as your Exocet Super Charged Polaris Rib Tickler is concerned, I think you are a getting a bit up yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 2 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said: Fair play Dave - I suppose he could have got a bit stale at the Hornets and signing for the club he supports has probably galvanised him and given him a new lease of life - adrenaline can do amazing things! Always happy to change an opinion up or down based on evidence. Always find it a bit weird that views / opinions aren’t allowed to change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 2 hours ago, sglosbcfc said: Fiddle is very apt! I went to a pub called The Fiddle - it was a vile Inn ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redysteadygo Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 12 hours ago, Davefevs said: Results / Summaries of stats can be skewed! @BS4 on Tour...Personal opinion, Deeney’s legs looked like they’d gone at Watford last season. This season he’s not quite as slow as he looked last season. It's called deceptive pace Dave. I had it when I played. I looked quicker than I actually was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 Trouble is if all the dildoes land so they are stood up on the pitch it will inevitably attract squatters. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 Lad I knew was going to this protest. Went in to buy one, saw this huge one on the shelf, when he asked if he could buy it, the bloke said no. Lad started moaning and asked why? That's my flask the bloke replied I'll go now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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