MrBibs Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 If the person who left something on the upper desk of coach 1 yesterday reads the forum, I’ll drop the item at the ground on Saturday pre Stoke. I got caught at the top of the stairs and by the time I got down the probable owner was gone. For the record, coach 1 was quite a normal and pleasant experience although I assume it’s not normally a double decker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 After all the many ‘Coach 1’ threads over the years we’re all wondering what the mystery item is now…… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Just now, ralphindevon said: After all the many ‘Coach 1’ threads over the years we’re all wondering what the mystery item is now…… Don`t start! Five page thread incoming! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Was it a gimp mask? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted December 11, 2022 Admin Share Posted December 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Don`t start! Five page thread incoming! 11 minutes ago, Super said: Was it a gimp mask? And we're up and running lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saturday Boy Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Was it a virgnity? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Bag of werthers my guess.... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Top Deck and Double Decker….sounds like my packed lunch for a school trip. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Top Deck and Double Decker….sounds like my packed lunch for a school trip. ohhh my favourite 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 nutters mintoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 It's probably their sense of humour, although thinking about it, they probably didn't have one to lose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 If it was these can you let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 55 minutes ago, ralphindevon said: ohhh my favourite Lightweight. Shandy Bass was the one to order before you hit puberty. "Made with real beer" and a thrilling 1% compared to the wimpy 0.5% of Top Deck. If you were really unlucky, your mum packed you Top Deck Lemon & Lime Shandy. The horror, the horror.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 It wasn't a penalty was it?I seem to recall a lot of people have reported one missing from Ashton Gate. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, MrBibs said: If the person who left something on the upper desk of coach 1 yesterday reads the forum, I’ll drop the item at the ground on Saturday pre Stoke. I got caught at the top of the stairs and by the time I got down the probable owner was gone. For the record, coach 1 was quite a normal and pleasant experience although I assume it’s not normally a double decker. If it was anything with some sort of monetary value then I think its mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBibs Posted December 11, 2022 Author Share Posted December 11, 2022 I had a feeling this wouldn’t go well It was none of the things mentioned above, and with the greatest of respect @BigTone , I recall seeing you on the pitch at Millwall and think I would have recognised you if you were on coach 1 yesterday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Phew, for a second I thought coach one had been lost. "Would never have happened in Beryl's day ..." etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 A set of dentures? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 1 hour ago, MrBibs said: I had a feeling this wouldn’t go well It was none of the things mentioned above, and with the greatest of respect @BigTone , I recall seeing you on the pitch at Millwall and think I would have recognised you if you were on coach 1 yesterday It was worth a try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Is this really a cunning plan? Mystery person deliberately drops an item in front of an unsuspecting person with the aim of engineering a later rendezvous, with said unsuspecting person. It sounds like the intro to a John Le Carré story to me. We all know what happens to unsuspecting persons in these stories. So @MrBibs - beware! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 5 minutes ago, pongo88 said: It sounds like the intro to a John Le Carré story to me Title - Gavin, Taylor, Turner, Smith 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, pongo88 said: Is this really a cunning plan? Mystery person deliberately drops an item in front of an unsuspecting person with the aim of engineering a later rendezvous, with said unsuspecting person. It sounds like the intro to a John Le Carré story to me. We all know what happens to unsuspecting persons in these stories. So @MrBibs - beware! As long as he uses the right code words he should be OK. `The watermelons are ripening in Acapulco` normally works in my experience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 6 hours ago, Masala said: Was it a virgnity? That was what I was thinking. Only in my head I spelled it correctly! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J.Thribb Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, pongo88 said: Is this really a cunning plan? Mystery person deliberately drops an item in front of an unsuspecting person with the aim of engineering a later rendezvous, with said unsuspecting person. It sounds like the intro to a John Le Carré story to me. We all know what happens to unsuspecting persons in these stories. So @MrBibs - beware! ‘Non-Smiley’s People’ Edited December 11, 2022 by Basil Fawlty 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Getting on the bus yesterday it would have been The Spy Who Came In From The Cold. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim S Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) I was driving coach 1 yesterday Hope everyone enjoyed the chocolates my daughter brought round on the way back - apart from the sleepers! Have a great Christmas all x Edited December 11, 2022 by Tim S 12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSSEL85 Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 6 hours ago, ralphindevon said: ohhh my favourite Takes me back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just like watching brazil Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 Was that where Harry kane's penalty ended up? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted December 11, 2022 Share Posted December 11, 2022 That face when you turn up to work and you realise it’s driving coach one to Rotherham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsHeadIs Red Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Any news from coach 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, TedsHeadIs Red said: Any news from coach 2? Worry ye not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never to the dark side Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Can you let the young guns know where this quote was from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 Sure, Brian Hanrahan was a reporter on the Falklands Conflict in 1982: Hanrahan secured his place in broadcasting history with the words: ‘I counted them all out and I counted them all back.’ He used them to get round Ministry of Defence restrictions on the reporting of operations during the Falklands War in 1982. Hanrahan, who was on the aircraft carrier HMS Hermes, was barred from reporting how many of Britain’s Harrier jets were involved in a raid on Port Stanley, but he still managed to reassure audiences that they had completed the mission without loss. He told BBC viewers: ‘I am not allowed to say how many planes joined the raid, but I counted them all out and I counted them all back. Their pilots were unhurt, cheerful and jubilant, giving thumbs-up signs.’ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 I thought the title was suggesting Coach 1 was lost. Try looking under the sofa, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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