BCFCOFSWEDEN Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Does anybody know anything about his injury today? He is very importanted for us so i hope he soon will be back! COYR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrick's Marvels Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. He's been known to milk these in the past. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of his pie crust Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: He's been known to milk these in the past. Udder rubbish 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Out of his pie crust said: Udder rubbish I’ve herd worse 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 19 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: He's been known to milk these in the past. give yourself a pat on the back! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthStand Sandwich Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Just moove on… 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bas's perfect hattrick Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 22 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: He's been known to milk these in the past. He cud be back next week 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeez Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CiderCraig Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 14 minutes ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? Flank Lampard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Cow 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? Surely someone can steak a claim. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 6 hours ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? A plaice in defence? ( Cow, fish, what's the difference?) Whose plaice is at steak? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I bet he felt sh*t on the grass when he had to go off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 7 hours ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? All will be revealed in the fullness of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Surely someone can steak a claim. Bullocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I like a joke as much as the next man but remember we’re talking about a real person, with real feelings, who has just suffered a potentially serious injury. I don’t think he will be a-moo-sed by all this cow-medy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. Was that from when he leathered the ball out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Veally bad puns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Are we dung with these puns now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 These cow puns have reminded me of a really old gag. A farmer wakes up one morning and is astounded to see all his cattle have frozen solid. He tries everything - consults the vet, even uses a blowtorch but they remain frozen. This goes on for weeks and he despairs, believing his livelihood is ruined. Just as all is lost, he looks out of his window and an old woman is placing her hands on the cattle. Miraculously, as she does, they all come to life. The farmer runs out and exclaims at the woman. “This is a miracle. Who are you?” The woman looks up and replies “Thora Herd” 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Jeez said: You never see that @GrahamC on these sort of threads, he goes missing when the puns start flying. Disappointing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: These cow puns have reminded me of a really old gag. A farmer wakes up one morning and is astounded to see all his cattle have frozen solid. He tries everything - consults the vet, even uses a blowtorch but they remain frozen. This goes on for weeks and he despairs, believing his livelihood is ruined. Just as all is lost, he looks out of his window and an old woman is placing her hands on the cattle. Miraculously, as she does, they all come to life. The farmer runs out and exclaims at the woman. “This is a miracle. Who are you?” The woman looks up and replies “Thora Herd” You’ve got to milk the old ones while you can. After too long they become a bit deja-moo. And if you tell them too often seems like you’re pasture best. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Least it wasn't snowing yesterday, he would have been fresian sat on the bench. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 11 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. The medical team no doubt need to take stock of him, steaks are pretty high with a key player like Naismith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: You never see that @GrahamC on these sort of threads, he goes missing when the puns start flying. Disappointing. Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 minute ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. We just won at Preston! Come on, have a go 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucky Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. I've read this 3 times and I still can't figure out the pun here. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red7 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 23 minutes ago, chucky said: I've read this 3 times and I still can't figure out the pun here. Maybe there's an obscure anagram in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. Finally another Monkey Dust fan! Probably wouldn't get broadcast now. Anyway back to Naismith, and given that he likes to pass it out of defensive positions, in his absence are we just going to hoof it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eardun Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I hope Naismith isn’t out for too long. We’d miss his passing through the rib-eye of a needle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernored Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Perhaps we need to shippin in a new player. (Shippin is a Devon milking parlour) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBristolian Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. I’d forgotten about Monkey Dust! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. I'm with Graham on the last six poster thing. They clearly have a herd mentality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 23 minutes ago, kernored said: Perhaps we need to shippin in a new player. (Shippin is a Devon milking parlour) If you have to explain it... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 3 hours ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. Mrs Brown Boys, like Last of the Summer Wine is uttershite, tis true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogue malone Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 load of tripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 All looked a bit fishy to me. Cod knows what happened. Lucky that Williams had a plaice on the bench or we’d have bream in a bit of trouble with him being the sole midfielder on the bench. Good that Pearson has been able to get a tuna out of him. Performance probably a 7 on a scale of 10. Perhaps we need some more strength in depth in midfield - I’m sure the boss is gonna mullet over. Edit. Sorry. Wrong thread 2 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 I believe there have recently been a spate of calf strains at Uddersfield, Port Veal, Bullton Wanderers and Brighton & Hoof Albion. Hope Naismith gets butter soon. 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 4 hours ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. “Alright..chill out. Don’t have a cow, mate” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stortfordred Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Young bullock to old bull: There's cows in that field, let's run down and sh*g one! Old bull replies: No, let's walk down and sh*g em all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. Ahaaa.! The truth is our. You say you’re off after about 6 posts but this is beyond your 6 post limit. Be honest, you like it really. Come on, stop being Mr Grumpy and get with the grove Edited February 5, 2023 by pongo88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 News just in on his injury. Apparently both his feet have turned into stumps… they lactose. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Enough now, stop all this. I only mentioned this about Naismith because my Crystal Palace mate said he was told this by Shaun Dairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrumpty Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Naismith won’t be out for long, he won’t give up his jersey easily! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Time to take the dog for a walk, this thread is terrierbull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheddarwedlocker Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 At least nige didnt milk it in the post match interview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTOR Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Sounds like he could be out a while. What would be the preferred midfield now? Personally, Scott back with James and Andi in front would be preferable to Williams but I think he’ll get his chance this weekend. I’ve never seen James and Williams as a good partnership, but signs of a return to form from the latter in recent games will earn him his spot. He’s got a chance to step up now and prove why he should be here next season. Either way, Naismith is important to us and we’ll struggle not to be worse off in his absence. Edited February 9, 2023 by Bouncearoundtheground 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, Bouncearoundtheground said: Sounds like he could be out a while. What would be the preferred midfield now? Personally, Scott back with James and Andi in front would be preferable to Williams but I think he’ll get his chance this weekend. I’ve never seen James and Williams as a good partnership, but signs of a return to form from the latter in recent games will earn him his spot. He’s got a chance to step up now and prove why he should be here next season. Either way, Naismith is important to us and we’ll struggle not to be worse off in his absence. Bring in Andi and move Scott back. I agree i don't like a midfield 2 of Williams and James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 On 05/02/2023 at 06:30, CiderJar said: Mrs Brown Boys, like Last of the Summer Wine is uddershite, tis true. Fixed that for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Geoff Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Leave Scott where he is. His form has been outstanding. NP will probably play King in alongside James. Leave Williams as an impact sub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Real shame, think Kal and our shape have been a major reason for our upturn in form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roe Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sir Geoff said: Leave Scott where he is. His form has been outstanding. NP will probably play King in alongside James. Leave Williams as an impact sub. It sounds like Williams will come in, and I think that's right. I kind of understand people's hesitation of James and Williams combination but they worked really well together against Watford and I think they're two of our better players so am happy to see it again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Williams will come in, King back on the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 For the Monkey Dust fans on here. The plaintive whistling they sampled from Lovely Head got me listening to Goldfrapp. The saddest peace of music ever. https://youtu.be/ITi6uat0BuQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: For the Monkey Dust fans on here. The plaintive whistling they sampled from Lovely Head got me listening to Goldfrapp. The saddest peace of music ever. https://youtu.be/ITi6uat0BuQ Love that show, love that song! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 58 minutes ago, Bouncearoundtheground said: Sounds like he could be out a while. What would be the preferred midfield now? Personally, Scott back with James and Andi in front would be preferable to Williams but I think he’ll get his chance this weekend. I’ve never seen James and Williams as a good partnership, but signs of a return to form from the latter in recent games will earn him his spot. He’s got a chance to step up now and prove why he should be here next season. Either way, Naismith is important to us and we’ll struggle not to be worse off in his absence. 24 minutes ago, Roe said: It sounds like Williams will come in, and I think that's right. I kind of understand people's hesitation of James and Williams combination but they worked really well together against Watford and I think they're two of our better players so am happy to see it again They were also the midfield pairing used quite a bit at the back-end of last season when we got some good results / performances. I’m sure Williams will come in, but of course he could push Scott deeper and bring Weimann in to the no10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrick's Marvels Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Sir Geoff said: Leave Scott where he is. His form has been outstanding. NP will probably play King in alongside James. Leave Williams as an impact sub. Christ, you trying to get us relegated Sir? Naismith's injury is bad news in my book, our quality in midfield drops off significantly after Scott/James/Naismith for a team trying to pass it progressively. There are other ways of playing of course but we don't have the forwards for that, now Martin and Semenyo have left, and they don't get the best out of Scott either. Perhaps we could play Scott deeper and slot Mehmeti in at 10? But that's not his natural position and he needs a chance to acclimatise to this level anyway. I can't imagine Sykes is in the same league as Scott as a 10 and Weimann is not a natural there either. James and Naismith central with Scott advanced looked like a very good fit. Fingers crossed the coaches can find an alternative that works just as well (imo, that doesn't involve King!) Edited February 9, 2023 by Merrick's Marvels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eardun Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I suspect Williams will come in and to be fair I think he as looked on form in his sub appearances recently so I have no issue with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Davey Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 He deseveres a pat on the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WECANDO Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Can't have James and King in midfield. To slow. Has to be Williams with James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLRed Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Williams can’t pass forward for toffee but he’s our next best option in midfield with experience and an ounce of quality in that role. Unless we dropped Scott back and put weimann in at attacking midfielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 22 minutes ago, BLRed said: Williams can’t pass forward for toffee but he’s our next best option in midfield with experience and an ounce of quality in that role. Unless we dropped Scott back and put weimann in at attacking midfielder He’s a bit mixed, but still puts up decent numbers and his intent is to pass forward rather than sideways / backwards, so always gonna be a bit riskier. Edited February 9, 2023 by Davefevs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Port Said Red said: For the Monkey Dust fans on here. The plaintive whistling they sampled from Lovely Head got me listening to Goldfrapp. The saddest peace of music ever. https://youtu.be/ITi6uat0BuQ I've been spit roasting a hooker with your dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Port Said Red said: For the Monkey Dust fans on here. The plaintive whistling they sampled from Lovely Head got me listening to Goldfrapp. The saddest peace of music ever. https://youtu.be/ITi6uat0BuQ She was brilliant at Bath Pavillion last year. On the footballing front, I think Naismith will be a loss we might struggle with against Norwich. He just gets the ball out the danger zone quite pronto, as a rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 8 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: She was brilliant at Bath Pavillion last year. On the footballing front, I think Naismith will be a loss we might struggle with against Norwich. He just gets the ball out the danger zone quite pronto, as a rule. She was, I had never seen her live before because she normally plays festivals which I am not keen on. It will be interesting which way we go with replacing Naismith, I can see arguments for Williams, keeping Scott where he is most creative, but also arguments for getting Weimann back in the team. I suppose a third option would be reverting to a back 3 now Tomas is back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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