RollsRoyce Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 (edited) A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's went away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery "So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja After all the talk, then they wired him And he took a walk with his previous friends And they joked about the good old days And he recorded it on a reel of tape He caught the mug who did the conditioning And the man in charge of training So the BC Board, they rewarded him 'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred He got a spankin' new identity And a condo' down in Guernsey He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery But he couldn't buy any company There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja Edited November 1, 2023 by RollsRoyce 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen hump Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 Just now, RollsRoyce said: A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's went away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery "So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja After all the talk, then they wired him And he took a walk with his previous friends And they joked about the good old days And he recorded it on a reel of tape He caught the mug who did the conditioning And the man in charge of training So the BC Board, they rewarded him 'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred He got a spankin' new identity And a condo' down in Guernsey He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery But he couldn't buy any company There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja Just say no . 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 The post is a bit 'cringe'. But the sentiment is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agard Days Night Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 45 minutes ago, RollsRoyce said: A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's went away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery "So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja After all the talk, then they wired him And he took a walk with his previous friends And they joked about the good old days And he recorded it on a reel of tape He caught the mug who did the conditioning And the man in charge of training So the BC Board, they rewarded him 'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred He got a spankin' new identity And a condo' down in Guernsey He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery But he couldn't buy any company There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Red-Robbo Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 I'm not reading all that, but the title made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Could section 82 get it going Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Ive heard somebody suggested to SL to sale rattles in the shop to improve the atmosphere, got a feeling the snake may still be attached though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 4 hours ago, A Horse With No Name said: Could section 82 get it going Saturday? The game only lasts 90 minutes.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Leigh of Somerset Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 18 hours ago, RollsRoyce said: A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's went away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery "So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja After all the talk, then they wired him And he took a walk with his previous friends And they joked about the good old days And he recorded it on a reel of tape He caught the mug who did the conditioning And the man in charge of training So the BC Board, they rewarded him 'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board "We can make a deal, make it worth your while" So he told them all and in return He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred He got a spankin' new identity And a condo' down in Guernsey He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery But he couldn't buy any company There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja He's an old ex-pro that's been away Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja There's a slippery snake that's going 'round Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja Good song; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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