Port Said Red Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 On seeing that Ronaldo was playing tonight my wife said to me, "there can't be many players out there that have faces as slapable as him". So, can you help us create a "slapable 11"? If they are Euro 24 related that would be good, so we can seek them out in future games, but general football is also acceptable. I have already suggested Shaqiri of Switzerland and got an affirmative from her. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 (edited) Bruno Fernandes He makes me want to slap myself Edited June 18 by Red Army 75 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Mbappe.Right on his hooter. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Add in Ronaldo’s teammate Pepe. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Dennis Wise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 18 Author Report Share Posted June 18 12 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Bruno Fernandes He makes me want to slap myself And even my wife recognises a diving cheat when she sees one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Ian Holloway 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 18 Author Report Share Posted June 18 3 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Dennis Wise. 1 minute ago, Red Army 75 said: Ian Holloway Stretching the rules a bit there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Laura Woods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miser Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 I'd make it simple. 11 slaps for Fernandes, to be delivered by the referee over a period whenever the little rat whinges. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 18 Author Report Share Posted June 18 4 minutes ago, TV Tom said: Laura Woods I am not sure I would bring women players into this, but if you had suggested Lauren James, I might have gone with you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerly known as ivan Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Sergio Ramos, Fernandes, Suarez, Simeone… for starters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCGav Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Side-quest - can anyone describe what makes a face ‘slappable’. What is the unique quality. It’s quite hard to put into words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 18 Author Report Share Posted June 18 1 minute ago, BCFCGav said: Side-quest - can anyone describe what makes a face ‘slappable’. What is the unique quality. It’s quite hard to put into words. It usually displays a smirk that says, "look how good I am" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Callum McGregor, 100%. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Tommy Conway ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 15 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Stretching the rules a bit there I'd suggest they were worth going the extra mile for 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 20 minutes ago, TV Tom said: Laura Woods something -able, but it ain't slapable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 2 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: something -able, but it ain't slapable. I got it wrong, i didn't realise the opening poster specified the face 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 That last expression from Ronaldo….hahahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Clare Balding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 (edited) Sumut about Lichtsteiner really wound me up in the past. Looks smug Add in Neil Kilkenny Edited June 18 by cidercity1987 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Slap in the face for Portugal just then. Completing my 1 to 11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Gary Lineker. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 1 hour ago, Slacker said: Mbappe.Right on his hooter. Got one last night, didn’t he?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claverham_Red Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Robbie Savage? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted June 18 Admin Report Share Posted June 18 John Terry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 9 minutes ago, pongo88 said: Doesn’t count…already been slapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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