Ska Junkie Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 (edited) 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: It usually displays a smirk that says, "look how good I am" Joey Barton, obviously! No reason why but Tony Kroos. Edited June 18 by Ska Junkie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted June 18 Admin Report Share Posted June 18 Steve Bull, purely for the fact he always scored against us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back of the Dolman Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 I’ve made up a whole team before of snides that I’d love to see get a slap. it can fluctuate but ever presents in the side include Bruno Fernandes, Diogo Jota, Lisandro Martinez and Anthony. Heavy Man United presence there ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stortfordred Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 59 minutes ago, pongo88 said: No that’s a face that has already been slapped. and wants to slap back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stortfordred Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 I’m reining in my inner key board warrior here as it seems like potentially very deep water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: It usually displays a smirk that says, "look how good I am" Well that rules out Harry Cornick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Trossard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Don't really know enough about most of the EURO 24 players, but I do now have an image of Warnock and David Cameron continually slapping each other - in the face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 6 hours ago, pongo88 said: as a tot, he was sat in a corner and force fed with a catapult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 19 Author Report Share Posted June 19 5 hours ago, Kingswood Robin said: Don't really know enough about most of the EURO 24 players, but I do now have an image of Warnock and David Cameron continually slapping each other - in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 10 hours ago, Port Said Red said: I am not sure I would bring women players into this, but if you had suggested Lauren James, I might have gone with you. Megan rapinhoe. I’m not advocating violence towards her by any means but my god she is so annoying. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 19 Author Report Share Posted June 19 39 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said: Megan rapinhoe. I’m not advocating violence towards her by any means but my god she is so annoying. But gave Trump the finger so, swings and roundabouts. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 (edited) Fernandes for me. But I'm wondering if Ronaldo has some sort of deal with the TV companies regarding the number of times he's shown on close up? Every time they show him close he aiways seems to be looking up at the big screen as if counting making sure they're keeping up the numbers. Or maybe checking that every strand of hair is in exactly the right place? So annoying! Edited June 19 by 42nite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 11 hours ago, Davefevs said: Doesn’t count…already been slapped Nah, when he was born the midwife slapped his mother! (Golden oldie there!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Wayne Rooney 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Tevez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: But gave Trump the finger so, swings and roundabouts. I don't think even that negates her irritability levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Mark "Chappers " Chapman , his voice just grates on me ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Emiliano Martinez as goalkeeper, a complete **** especially on penalties 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back of the Dolman Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Just now, Ronnie Sinclair said: Emiliano Martinez as goalkeeper, a complete **** especially on penalties He’s the keeper in my team I mentioned earlier in the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 25 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Mark "Chappers " Chapman , his voice just grates on me ! Smarmy **** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 25 minutes ago, Back of the Dolman said: He’s the keeper in my team I mentioned earlier in the thread In that case, Steve Phillips as reserve GK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Toni Schumacher as a goalkeeper the look on his face when he got away with that challenge, if he would have done that on the street, he would be arrested for gbh, great goalie though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy sprod Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Ian Alexander, aka Armpit Face as he was known in the Otib Fanzine.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 1 hour ago, Andy sprod said: Ian Alexander, aka Armpit Face as he was known in the Otib Fanzine.. Yes, the old wife beater.................it must be something in the water at that club ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralphindevon Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I can’t think of anyone more slappable than Vaughan Jones when he played for the Gas. He used to drag out throwing’s for as long as possible as he loved those few moments in the limelight so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey54 Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Rooney. Face like a cabbage patch doll. Arteta. Prize pr1ck Lee Bowyer. School bully but cries like a baby when you stand up to him Pulis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 16 hours ago, BCFCGav said: Side-quest - can anyone describe what makes a face ‘slappable’. What is the unique quality. It’s quite hard to put into words. It's the sense of superiority combined with a constant air of being hard done by. Plastic Ronaldo is the best example, Fernandes is another classic. Imagine your sister's little kid, the one you just couldn't stand. Their attitude is reflected in their physical features. I'm not advocating physical violence, but some people just have a face that you could...slap. Sergio Ramos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Don't confuse "people I'd like to slap" with "people with a slappable face". Different things. Although in the case of Plastic Ronnie, one and the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bissellredhead Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Martin Skrtel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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